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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pm

Wish granted. Now pedophiles, nazis and other such beings begin posting en masse due to the lack of regulation.


I want a utopia of automation, power, and equality for all. The economy will be prosperous, people will eat so much that obesity is a bigger problem than hunger and peace shall reign over Earth forevermore. Also, we're democratic and free.
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Tornado Queendom
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tornado Queendom » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pm

The Black Party wrote:wish granted, NSF is now completely un-moderated.

I wish the second world war never happened.

Granted, because literally everyone died in World War I. There's no humans left, only animals.

AN: Granted, but corporations are banned and that ruins everything for me.

I wish for memes
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Mzincaelift
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Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pm

Granted, in the form of rage comics

I wish the best for Totally not East Lodge
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:55 pm

Granted, you can't find it

I wish for an apple
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:56 pm

Granted, but it's rotten and it's infested with worms.

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:59 pm

Granted, but you can no longer move through space


I wish for one pound of gold
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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:03 pm

It's one Egyptian pound of gold and it's coated in lead, francium and uranium.



I can have infinite wishes that all come true.
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“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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Mzincaelift
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Postby Mzincaelift » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:11 pm

Granted. However, among those wishes is the wish to no longer be able to wish for anything, and that all current wishes be revoked.

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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:59 pm

Since no wish was given. I'd like to be given another wish.


I find true love and it never breaks away from me or turns sour in any way.
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“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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Ausinia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:04 pm

Granted, now they smother you in love and secretly wants you to ‘be up there’ where you will be better

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:09 am

granted, he then makes a new banned thread and the other one falls into disuse


I wish for a million dollars
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Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:26 am

Granted. Police officers pursue you for gaining it through a robbery.

I wish I have a castle in Scotland.
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:44 am

Granted. It promptly collapses.


I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.
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Mzincaelift
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Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:02 am

Granted. The partridge is partially embedded into the trunk, and dies within an hour of delivery.

I wish Funky Kong was in MK8
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Neo Kerala
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Neo Kerala » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:07 am

Granted.Now colonilisation still exist.

I wish of Hungarian empire to return.

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United Zeax
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Ex-Nation

Postby United Zeax » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:09 am

The Hungarian empire returns but only at the size of 3 miles




I wish for everyone to die

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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:32 pm

They all die and go to eternal paradise..except you who'll have to live in total suffering for the rest of infinite eternities.

I would have all knowledge in the universe, all up-to-date and with the capacity to handle it.
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“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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United States of Natan
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Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:34 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:They all die and go to eternal paradise..except you who'll have to live in total suffering for the rest of infinite eternities.

I would have all knowledge in the universe, all up-to-date and with the capacity to handle it.

Granted. You become an immortal Janet, and are forced to serve the whims of people in the Good Place.

I wish Pokemon were real.
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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:38 pm

Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!

I wish to be the king of Great Britain.
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Terropo
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Ex-Nation

Postby Terropo » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:41 pm

Skyhooked wrote:Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!

I wish to be the king of Great Britain.

Granted, but you get assainated almost immediately.
I wish for my country’s economy to not be a pile of dirt.
This does not represent my political beliefs.
Egotistical people in a nutshell.
Terropo is socialist, NOT communist.
Your NS nation is not the best just because you made it.

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United States of Natan
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Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:43 pm

Terropo wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!

I wish to be the king of Great Britain.

Granted, but you get assainated almost immediately.
I wish for my country’s economy to not be a pile of dirt.

Granted, it's now a pile of sand.

I wish more people would join my Region.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:47 pm

They're all nazis and people who violate the site rules, getting you and the entire region banned with a DOS slapped on.




I wish that we would all live in a benevolent computer simulation in which we are aware that we are being simulated *and* that we are able to change the code.
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“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:30 pm

Granted. A breed of computer virus corrupts and destroys us all...

I wish for an apartment unit with cable TV, internet, and a view of the ocean!
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Terropo
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Ex-Nation

Postby Terropo » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:45 pm

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted. A breed of computer virus corrupts and destroys us all...

I wish for an apartment unit with cable TV, internet, and a view of the ocean!

Granted, but that ocean causes a tsunami which will destroy your apartment.
I wish for 100 plates of spaghetti.
This does not represent my political beliefs.
Egotistical people in a nutshell.
Terropo is socialist, NOT communist.
Your NS nation is not the best just because you made it.

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Metamen
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Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Metamen » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:02 pm

"Granted but they are all made out of pool party noodles"

"I wish real world physics would make giant robots a viable military option."

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