Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pm

Wish granted. Now pedophiles, nazis and other such beings begin posting en masse due to the lack of regulation.

I want a utopia of automation, power, and equality for all. The economy will be prosperous, people will eat so much that obesity is a bigger problem than hunger and peace shall reign over Earth forevermore. Also, we're democratic and free.

by **Tornado Queendom** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pm

The Black Party wrote:wish granted, NSF is now completely un-moderated.

I wish the second world war never happened.

Granted, because literally everyone died in World War I. There's no humans left, only animals.

AN: Granted, but corporations are banned and that ruins everything for me.

I wish for memes

by **Mzincaelift** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pm

Granted, in the form of rage comics

I wish the best for Totally not East Lodge

by **Window Land** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:55 pm

Granted, you can't find it

I wish for an apple

by **Valentine Z** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:56 pm

Granted, but it's rotten and it's infested with worms.

I wish I am the Master of Time.

by **Window Land** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:59 pm

Granted, but you can no longer move through space

I wish for one pound of gold

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:03 pm

It's one Egyptian pound of gold and it's coated in lead, francium and uranium.

I can have infinite wishes that all come true.

by **Mzincaelift** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:11 pm

Granted. However, among those wishes is the wish to no longer be able to wish for anything, and that all current wishes be revoked.

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:59 pm

Since no wish was given. I'd like to be given another wish.

I find true love and it never breaks away from me or turns sour in any way.

by **Ausinia** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:04 pm

Granted, now they smother you in love and secretly wants you to ‘be up there’ where you will be better

I wish for Dawetied to be permanently banned from the banned thread

by **Window Land** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:09 am

granted, he then makes a new banned thread and the other one falls into disuse

I wish for a million dollars

by **Cul-Ed-Sac** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:26 am

Granted. Police officers pursue you for gaining it through a robbery.

I wish I have a castle in Scotland.

by **Window Land** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:44 am

Granted. It promptly collapses.

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.

by **Mzincaelift** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:02 am

Granted. The partridge is partially embedded into the trunk, and dies within an hour of delivery.

I wish Funky Kong was in MK8

by **Neo Kerala** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:07 am

Granted.Now colonilisation still exist.

I wish of Hungarian empire to return.

by **United Zeax** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:09 am

The Hungarian empire returns but only at the size of 3 miles

I wish for everyone to die

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:32 pm

They all die and go to eternal paradise..except you who'll have to live in total suffering for the rest of infinite eternities.

I would have all knowledge in the universe, all up-to-date and with the capacity to handle it.

by **United States of Natan** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:34 pm

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:They all die and go to eternal paradise..except you who'll have to live in total suffering for the rest of infinite eternities.

I would have all knowledge in the universe, all up-to-date and with the capacity to handle it.

Granted. You become an immortal Janet, and are forced to serve the whims of people in the Good Place.

I wish Pokemon were real.

by **Skyhooked** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:38 pm

Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!

I wish to be the king of Great Britain.

by **Terropo** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:41 pm

Skyhooked wrote:Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!

I wish to be the king of Great Britain.

Granted, but you get assainated almost immediately.
I wish for my country’s economy to not be a pile of dirt.

by **United States of Natan** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:43 pm

Terropo wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!

I wish to be the king of Great Britain.

Granted, but you get assainated almost immediately.
I wish for my country’s economy to not be a pile of dirt.

Granted, it's now a pile of sand.

I wish more people would join my Region.

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:47 pm

They're all nazis and people who violate the site rules, getting you and the entire region banned with a DOS slapped on.

I wish that we would all live in a benevolent computer simulation in which we are aware that we are being simulated *and* that we are able to change the code.

by **Cul-Ed-Sac** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:30 pm

Granted. A breed of computer virus corrupts and destroys us all...

I wish for an apartment unit with cable TV, internet, and a view of the ocean!

by **Terropo** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:45 pm

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted. A breed of computer virus corrupts and destroys us all...

I wish for an apartment unit with cable TV, internet, and a view of the ocean!

Granted, but that ocean causes a tsunami which will destroy your apartment.
I wish for 100 plates of spaghetti.

by **Metamen** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:02 pm

"Granted but they are all made out of pool party noodles"

"I wish real world physics would make giant robots a viable military option."

-OOC

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