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United States of Natan
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Corrupt a Wish VIII

Postby United States of Natan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:10 pm

So it looks like the old "Corrupt a wish" thread is gone, so I thought I'd start another one (not sure if the iteration # is correct or not; I'll fix it if it's not).

Rules are simple: You grant the wish of the person above you, but you corrupt it in a way that either changes it, goes by the exact, but unintended meaning of the words, or has unintended, perhaps far-reaching consequences, or whatever other way you see fit to corrupt the person's wish. You then make your own wish.

I wish I was a Waterbender.
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Destructive Government Economic System
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Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:37 pm

Granted. You can only waterbend during the full moon, and performing spectacular techniques such as bloodbending will require full moons during the month of December.

I wish for Legos that aren't dangerous enough to kill me when I step on them~
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
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(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


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Great Celestial China
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Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:38 pm

Granted, instead they're mines

I wish our crusade against the weebs was successful
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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:48 am

Great Celestial China wrote:Granted, instead they're mines

I wish our crusade against the weebs was successful

Granted, the weebs come back stronger a few years later and launch a successful crusade against you.

I wish for a hamburger
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Bluelight-R006
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:08 am

Granted. After eating the hamburger you must run the entire perimeter of North America, from Alaska to the Panama Canal and run alongside all rivers and lakes continuously.

I wish for pretty girls I can attract.
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Heralding Forth the Proclamation of Tribulation t’wards deniers of Bluelight’s almightiness: The Lightian Spirit makes memes of the eradication of an incoming wave of a FFT empire centimetres off the border, whom the Lightine Forces decided to troll into thinking they were winning

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The Traansval
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Traansval » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:10 am

Granted, she has a dick.

I wish for a wallet that, everytime I open it, a five dollar bill appears in it magically.
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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:15 am

Granted. Your wallet rejects anything that's not a five-dollar bill.

I wish I have a powerful telescope!
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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:48 am

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted. Your wallet rejects anything that's not a five-dollar bill.

I wish I have a powerful telescope!

Granted, you accidentally use it to look to closely at a star.

I wish Hillary was President.
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Bluelight-R006
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:18 am

United States of Natan wrote:
Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted. Your wallet rejects anything that's not a five-dollar bill.

I wish I have a powerful telescope!

Granted, you accidentally use it to look to closely at a star.

I wish Hillary was President.

Granted. Hillary’s running mate is Donald Trump, but she was assasinated one second after she said her last word of the oath of office on her Inauguration Day, so Donald Trump was still president.

Antifastan wrote:Exterminate all East Asians worldwide now!
Nuke China and Japan today!

Granted, except all the East Asians, China and Japan were mistaken for the user of Antifastan during the nuking process, so you die instead of a billion people.

I wish for all the fast food I can eat without getting sick or fat!
The Quintessential, Powerful Realm of Bluelight
A ridiculously overpowered benevolent dictatorship realm, dominant underground, on land, in the air and space with magical quasar-exhaling dragons defending the land and space. Takes up almost all existence known, ‘perfect,’ awe-inspiring and its leader handsome, intelligent, has caring qualities with god-like powers.
NE’ER E’ER USE OUR NSstats! REAL STATS
Rated 0, Class A, 10/10 and 0.066.
Heralding Forth the Proclamation of Tribulation t’wards deniers of Bluelight’s almightiness: The Lightian Spirit makes memes of the eradication of an incoming wave of a FFT empire centimetres off the border, whom the Lightine Forces decided to troll into thinking they were winning

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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:43 am

Bluelight-R006 wrote:
United States of Natan wrote:Granted, you accidentally use it to look to closely at a star.

I wish Hillary was President.

Granted. Hillary’s running mate is Donald Trump, but she was assasinated one second after she said her last word of the oath of office on her Inauguration Day, so Donald Trump was still president.

Antifastan wrote:Exterminate all East Asians worldwide now!
Nuke China and Japan today!

Granted, except all the East Asians, China and Japan were mistaken for the user of Antifastan during the nuking process, so you die instead of a billion people.

I wish for all the fast food I can eat without getting sick or fat!

Granted, you eat it so fast you choke.

I wish for unlimited quesadillas.
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The Traansval
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Traansval » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:25 am

United States of Natan wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:Granted. Hillary’s running mate is Donald Trump, but she was assasinated one second after she said her last word of the oath of office on her Inauguration Day, so Donald Trump was still president.


Granted, except all the East Asians, China and Japan were mistaken for the user of Antifastan during the nuking process, so you die instead of a billion people.

I wish for all the fast food I can eat without getting sick or fat!

Granted, you eat it so fast you choke.

I wish for unlimited quesadillas.

Granted, so many quesadillas appear that the entire universe is now full of quesadillas and all live sufficates due to lack of oxygen from the space being taken up by quesadillas.

I wish for a pencil that is always sharp and never dulls
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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:56 am

The Traansval wrote:
United States of Natan wrote:Granted, you eat it so fast you choke.

I wish for unlimited quesadillas.

Granted, so many quesadillas appear that the entire universe is now full of quesadillas and all live sufficates due to lack of oxygen from the space being taken up by quesadillas.

I wish for a pencil that is always sharp and never dulls

Granted, but it's so fragile that it breaks into several pieces immediately.

I wish more nations would join my region.
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Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
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Flaireis
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Ex-Nation

Postby Flaireis » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:00 am

Granted, they invade you and nations that you have embassies with, leaving your nation and the region's reputation in shambles.
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I wish for a will to live.
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Intercosmos
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Ex-Nation

Postby Intercosmos » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:00 pm

Flaireis wrote:Granted, they invade you and nations that you have embassies with, leaving your nation and the region's reputation in shambles.
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I wish for a will to live.


Your will to live becomes determined by how wany memes you see a day.

I wish for infinite energy.
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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:34 pm

Intercosmos wrote:
Flaireis wrote:Granted, they invade you and nations that you have embassies with, leaving your nation and the region's reputation in shambles.
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I wish for a will to live.


Your will to live becomes determined by how wany memes you see a day.

I wish for infinite energy.

Granted, it's electrical energy, and it overloads all the electrical equipment in your house.

I wish people would use my wikipedia-style factbook guides more often.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
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Bluelight-R006
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:13 pm

Granted. They steal all the info from you and you get banned from NS from claimed, stealing their content.

I wish I could poop on my bully’s food without him seeing it.
The Quintessential, Powerful Realm of Bluelight
A ridiculously overpowered benevolent dictatorship realm, dominant underground, on land, in the air and space with magical quasar-exhaling dragons defending the land and space. Takes up almost all existence known, ‘perfect,’ awe-inspiring and its leader handsome, intelligent, has caring qualities with god-like powers.
NE’ER E’ER USE OUR NSstats! REAL STATS
Rated 0, Class A, 10/10 and 0.066.
Heralding Forth the Proclamation of Tribulation t’wards deniers of Bluelight’s almightiness: The Lightian Spirit makes memes of the eradication of an incoming wave of a FFT empire centimetres off the border, whom the Lightine Forces decided to troll into thinking they were winning

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:39 pm

Granted. The bully has a last-minute change of heart and shares the meal with you.

I wish for a magazine subscription that's good for one year.
C H I C K E N ! ! !

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Mzincaelift
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Founded: Nov 29, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:54 am

Granted. The other years, the magazine is terrible, and of course you have a lifetime subscription.

I wish I had the patience to write NS Factbook

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Ausinia
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Postby Ausinia » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:56 am

Granted, but you don’t know what to write on




I wish my NS military was better
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
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Great Celestial China
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Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:11 pm

Granted, because it's so good everyone declares war on you and you die

I wish I had more people working in my prison
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I'll add more in my sig eventually
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Ausinia
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Postby Ausinia » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:28 pm

Granted everyone who works there are prisoners
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
AUSTRA LIA
Ausinia Weapons & Tech
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Over 50,000 more troops have been deployed on Cleaver Island, to combat the terrorists in West Cleaver. PM Edi: “We will end these terrorists, with the way they started this. With war that they so desperately want.”

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Mzincaelift
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Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:06 pm

Granted. However, you are unable to remember what your request was, making this wish pointless.

I wish to do well in my finals

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Totally not East Lodge
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Founded: Nov 05, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Totally not East Lodge » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:40 pm

No dude I won't let you fail. You study hard, bro.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds.

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Tornado Queendom
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:50 pm

Totally not East Lodge wrote:No dude I won't let you fail. You study hard, bro.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds.

Granted, you lose 10 British Pounds (the money the UK uses).

I wish for the purging of Forum 7 threads to stop
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The Black Party
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Party » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:52 pm

wish granted, NSF is now completely un-moderated.

I wish the second world war never happened.
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