TET: All Under Heaven

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:29 am

Heloin wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Florida and Zimbabwe should suffer the snow curse!

It can snow in Florida, I've seen it happen before. Just not so much snow.

Oh, you have not witnessed the sheer destructive power of snow, my dear...

If it is below -20 AND snowing, you need to be desperate to be leaving the indoors.

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:33 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Heloin wrote:It can snow in Florida, I've seen it happen before. Just not so much snow.

Oh, you have not witnessed the sheer destructive power of snow, my dear...

If it is below -20 AND snowing, you need to be desperate to be leaving the indoors.

Yes I have, well not the having to go anywhere part, any time it's been that cold and snowing I'm on vacation with family in West Virginia.

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:37 am

Heloin wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Oh, you have not witnessed the sheer destructive power of snow, my dear...

If it is below -20 AND snowing, you need to be desperate to be leaving the indoors.

Yes I have, well not the having to go anywhere part, any time it's been that cold and snowing I'm on vacation with family in West Virginia.

>West Virginia
>vacation
>during winter

Wot

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:40 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Heloin wrote:Yes I have, well not the having to go anywhere part, any time it's been that cold and snowing I'm on vacation with family in West Virginia.

>West Virginia
>vacation
>during winter

Wot

- It's we're the family all lives nowadays. Only my mom and dad decide to live in Florida. Which is why me and my brothers are here.
- To see the family.
- Christmas.

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:42 am

Heloin wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
>West Virginia
>vacation
>during winter

Wot

- It's we're the family all lives nowadays. Only my mom and dad decide to live in Florida. Which is why me and my brothers are here.
- To see the family.
- Christmas.

I shall believe you!...

FoR nOw

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:08 am

So I've stumbled upon a gem of 60s television called The Solarnauts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... Ve-rT4TpJI

“You forget. I control the cloud. And, if I choose, I can explode it”

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:09 am

Heloin wrote:So I've stumbled upon a gem of 60s television called The Solarnauts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... Ve-rT4TpJI

“You forget. I control the cloud. And, if I choose, I can explode it”

And it has a young Derek Fowlds! If anyone has seen Yes Minister.

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:13 am

Heloin wrote:So I've stumbled upon a gem of 60s television called The Solarnauts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... Ve-rT4TpJI

“You forget. I control the cloud. And, if I choose, I can explode it”

It looks a fair bit like Tesco Star Trek lol

by **The South Falls** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:59 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Heloin wrote:- It's we're the family all lives nowadays. Only my mom and dad decide to live in Florida. Which is why me and my brothers are here.
- To see the family.
- Christmas.

I shall believe you!...

FoR nOw

Never believe Heloin...

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:09 am

The South Falls wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
I shall believe you!...

FoR nOw

Never believe Heloin...

I'm actually a rabbit girl from the frozen arctic wastes called Nanachi. I don't even know were a Florida is

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:12 am

The South Falls wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
I shall believe you!...

FoR nOw

Never believe Heloin...

I bet she's not Zimbabwean...

She's Zambian.

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:15 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Never believe Heloin...

I bet she's not Zimbabwean...

She's Zambian.

I'm proud to be, a Northern... Girl

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:18 am

Heloin wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
I bet she's not Zimbabwean...

She's Zambian.

I'm proud to be, a Northern... Girl

Broke: Southern or Northern Rhodesia

WOKE: Rhodesia united

B E S P O K E : Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland

by **Jerzylvania** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:44 am

Jetan wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
Once when I was wayback upstream in college years ago I was crossing campus one Friday afternoon minding my own business. I happen to passing by one of the women's dorms. There was a bus there in front full of sorority girls.

All of a sudden, one of them jumps out. She yells over to me and two other guys walking nearby "HEY, you guys want to come with us to the National Brewing Company tour (makers of Natty Boh)? We're leaving now and we got a couple extra free seats."

Well, the next 12 hours were some of the wildest and drunkest hours of my life surrounded by 30 smashed women and two other trashed guys. Don't know what they paid the bus driver but whatever it was, it wasn't enough.
I didn't sobered up until the following Tuesday afternoon.

...

I'm jealous.

The hangover was also the worst, so, you also missed that. But if you ever see a busload of young women, maybe hang around within sight of it til it leaves. One of the more gregarious of the bunch might ask you aboard. They surely need their boy toys.

OTOH, to quote Maureen Dowd ''It's been a longtime secret among political consultants that women hate women candidates. Women are bred to compete. It's the old thing: you get 12 guys, you've got a football team. You get 12 women, you've got a riot.''.

So you can't imagine what 30 women with 3 guys is like after a brewery trip. YIKES! I learned how the fair sex is way less fair to themselves than to men. Of course this happened back in the spring of 1974.

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 am

During a series of TMs between me and Western Vale, a joke of Country Roads but instead of West Virginia going West Rhodesia. I went kinda insane and decide to just create a version of Country Roads for Zimbabwe. Under his request here is Take Me Home, Cecil Rhodes.

Almost heaven, South Rhodesia
Manica Highlands, Zambezi River
Kingdoms old there, Birds of Mystery
Matabele Warriors, pioneers on steeds

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Old Zimbabwe's mystic walls
Gleaming spear tips, soap stone alters
Gold that flowed, from the cities high
Hear the ancient war drums, sing across the sky

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

I know the tales of how the pioneers came rolling
My granddad reminds me of the farms far away
The smell of old tobacco makes me long for
A land that has been lost to history, history

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Take me home, now Cecil Rhodes
Take me home, now Cecil Rhodes

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:05 am

>MFW a series of jokes culminate in a surprisingly well-written parody

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:08 am

Heloin wrote:During a series of TMs between me and Western Vale, a joke of Country Roads but instead of West Virginia going West Rhodesia. I went kinda insane and decide to just create a version of Country Roads for Zimbabwe. Under his request here is Take Me Home, Cecil Rhodes.

Almost heaven, South Rhodesia
Manica Highlands, Zambezi River
Kingdoms old there, Birds of Mystery
Matabele Warriors, pioneers on steeds

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Old Zimbabwe's mystic walls
Gleaming spear tips, soap stone alters
Gold that flowed, from the cities high
Hear the ancient war drums, sing across the sky

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

I know the tales of how the pioneers came rolling
My granddad reminds me of the farms far away
The smell of old tobacco makes me long for
A land that has been lost to history, history

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Take me home, now Cecil Rhodes
Take me home, now Cecil Rhodes

Do you mind if I cover this?

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:11 am

The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:
Heloin wrote:
During a series of TMs between me and Western Vale, a joke of Country Roads but instead of West Virginia going West Rhodesia. I went kinda insane and decide to just create a version of Country Roads for Zimbabwe. Under his request here is Take Me Home, Cecil Rhodes.

Almost heaven, South Rhodesia
Manica Highlands, Zambezi River
Kingdoms old there, Birds of Mystery
Matabele Warriors, pioneers on steeds

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Old Zimbabwe's mystic walls
Gleaming spear tips, soap stone alters
Gold that flowed, from the cities high
Hear the ancient war drums, sing across the sky

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

I know the tales of how the pioneers came rolling
My granddad reminds me of the farms far away
The smell of old tobacco makes me long for
A land that has been lost to history, history

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Cecil Rhodes, take me home
To the place where the sables roam
Matopos Hills, Mount Nyangani
Take me home, Cecil Rhodes

Take me home, now Cecil Rhodes
Take me home, now Cecil Rhodes

Do you mind if I cover this?

Sure thing! Go nuts

by **The South Falls** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:13 am

Heloin wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Never believe Heloin...

I'm actually a rabbit girl from the frozen arctic wastes called Nanachi. I don't even know were a Florida is

Yea. Confessions, dunk the witch!

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:18 am

The South Falls wrote:
Heloin wrote:I'm actually a rabbit girl from the frozen arctic wastes called Nanachi. I don't even know were a Florida is

Yea. Confessions, dunk the witch!

Jokes on you, Rabbit girls are imor- *gurgling* I said you can't ki- *gurgling* STOP TH- *gurgling*

by **The South Falls** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:31 am

Heloin wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Yea. Confessions, dunk the witch!

Jokes on you, Rabbit girls are imor- *gurgling* I said you can't ki- *gurgling* STOP TH- *gurgling*

Eh, you'd probably be pulled up at this point.

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:33 am

The South Falls wrote:
Heloin wrote:Jokes on you, Rabbit girls are imor- *gurgling* I said you can't ki- *gurgling* STOP TH- *gurgling*

Eh, you'd probably be pulled up at this point.

I'm a wolf

Woof woof tomato motherfecker

by **Kowani** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:35 am

...What the actual fuck is going on here?

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:36 am

Kowani wrote:...What the actual fuck is going on here?

Furries... Furries have invaded this thread...

by **Heloin** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:37 am

Kowani wrote:...What the actual fuck is going on here?

I'm no longer Zimbabwean but a Rabbit girl. I'm being tried as a witch. And I wrote a parody song.

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