Also, I'm still stumped for a title. I'd would've just wanted to put the name of the pills ("Super Potent Libby Doe’s Aphrodisiac Herbal Pills") on the title, not sure if it will work. If there are any suggestions, feel free to post.
Alright, here it goes!
Title: High on Libby Doe's Pills
The Issue: Spates of sexual assaults and public indecency perpetrated by frenzied people taking Super Potent Libby Doe’s Aphrodisiac Herbal Pills scandalised the @@DEMONYM@@ public. It had gotten so bad that one morning, a mob of people brought the pill’s creator and a pill user to you as an example.
Validity: All
Option 1: “This woman is a criminal,” scowls @@RANDOMNAME@@, Chief of the @@DEMONYM@@ Police. “Miss Libby Doe sold plants, leaves, pills, capsules – uh, whatever - that would cause its users to commit crimes. She’s no different than your average drug dealer. She should be thrown in jail along with all other people who dare sell these stuff!”
[effect] Selling plants is illegal without permit.
Option 2: “There’s nothing wrong with what I did,” says the pill’s inventor, Libby Doe. The bespectacled hippie grandmother-of-six then pours a bagful of green capsules on your desk. “As a herbalist, I know that for centuries, @@DEMONYM PLURAL@@ had been using the mandrake, joyflower, scandalwood, mantree, and womanswort to enhance their bedroom performance. I just put them together in an easy-to-take capsule so that every @@DEMONYM@@ will now have access to bliss! Surely you wouldn’t want to be the killjoy. It’s traditional and natural medicine, it should be available in drugstores throughout @@NAME@@.”
[effect] Masses of googly-eyed drooling @@DEMONYM PLURAL@@ go on rampages every night.
Option 3: “I don’t believe in the "traditional" or "herbal" "medicine" poppycock,” remarks @@RANDOMNAME@@, the head of the @@NAME@@ Drug Regulation Agency. @@HE@@ then sweeps much of the capsules off your desk with a swipe of @@HIS@@ arm. “If not clinically proven, the claims are not true. Aphrodisiacs and herbal ‘medicines’ are a scam and should be labelled as such. And oh, throw Miss Libby Doe in jail while you’re at it.”
[effect] Herbal medicine is looked down upon.
Option 4: “Who says it’s not true!? I had the best night of my life!” Drawls the still-slightly woozy @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, charged by police for ‘indecent exposure’. “Me and my sword – we were the greatest conquerors of the world last night!” He then shows you his handcuffed hands. “Free me so I can conquer the world again! I need companions! Give free pills to every @@DEMONYM@@!”
[effect] @@NAME@@ consistently makes the “the most hedonist nation” lists.
Option 5: “Hush, hush,” whispers your secretary as everyone was ordered out of the room. “@@LEADER@@,” your secretary says in a sultry voice, “I want to experience the bliss.” Your secretary then pockets a few of the capsules and puts some more into your hands. “Let’s have some fun, shall we?”
[effect] @@DEMONYM PLURAL@@ are wondering why @@LEADER@@ is always unavailable.