[Name] In Limbo
[Desc] The @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Immigration Services (@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@IS) recently tracked down an asylum-seeking family who entered the country illegally to a church in @@CAPITAL@@. However, in accordance with long-standing @@DEMONYM@@ tradition, members of law enforcement are prohibited from entering places of worship while services are ongoing. The church is now on its twentieth day of marathon service in an attempt to keep the family from being arrested.
[Validity] allows religion
[option] "This is nothing more than a blatant attempt to keep the laws of our country from being enforced," snaps the Secretary of the @@DEMONYM@@IS, whose face is currently ten different shades of red. "We cannot allow for these folks to take advantage of our system; they have to be taught a lesson! Just give me the word, and my people will storm the church and apprehend the suspects in a matter of minutes. While we’re at it, we will arrest all of those who aided the family, too. No one should get away with aiding and abetting a criminal, no matter how righteous they think they are."
[effect] even God cannot save you in @@NAME@@
[option] "I don't think you realize how bad it would make the @@TYPE@@ look if you stormed sacred our place of worship," counters a clergy member of the church at the crux of the matter. "If these officers went in guns blazing, I can guarantee the international community would give you a resounding condemnation. Instead of doing something so foolish, you need to instruct the officers to stand down and continue to respect this long-standing tradition. On top of that, this poor family should be granted asylum for all the hardships @@NAME@@ has put them through."
[effect] all you have to do is pray to get into @@NAME@@
[option] "It looks like we need to teach these churchgoers a lesson," suggests @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Herod, your Head of Internal Security Services. "The clergy claim they are following the will of their god by protecting this family, but how can they truly know unless they are able to ask? We can do them a favor and sure as hell send them to whatever higher power they believe in to get a definitive answer. Just imagine this: in a tragic accident, the church burns down, trapping everyone inside to an unfortunate, fiery grave. I'm sure one of those far-right groups wouldn't mind taking the fall for this one."
[effect] members of the clergy are urged not to play with fire