You know you're from YN when ...

[Shackley]

You know you're Shackleyan when...

You spend 20 minutes every morning spitting on framed photographs of Marx and Engels
You keep an anti-materiel rifle in your pickup for recreational purposes™
You try to avoid reading newspapers with your breakfast; it would only spoil your appetite
You remember your 2 years of national service fondly or not at all
You own your own boat and a miniature model of your boat in a bottle
You retire from work in the arms manufacturing industry for a life of government-sanctioned privateering in international waters
The view out the window on the way to work includes at least one nuclear power station, military base and pristine national park
You have at least one friend or family-member who was killed by the Soviets and/or Allaneans

[Great Aletia]

The police harass you for not having a personal weapon.

[Ktathria]

...you don't mind your civil liberties being eroded in the 'national interest'

[Sycar]

You know you're a Sycarian when...
- You have at least 2 firearms
- Your block has a barbecue every month
- You love cheese of all types
- You cringe when someone mentions Crimea
- Your 5 minute drive to work turns into a 20 minute drive because of traffic
- You live in Haven but you work in Cordoba

[Deutschess Kaiserreich]

You know you're from the Kaiserriech when
- You hate Communism.
- You have a very high Alcohol resistance.
- You salute without thought at the Imperial flag.
- Try to annoy the Royal guards by making silly faces.
- You have a nice and efficient car.
- Always keep running out of oil for your car.
- You think the Kaiserin is the perfect Waifu.

[Vaihalla 2 Electric Boogaloo]

You know you're from Vaihalla 2 Electric Boogaloo when you choose your name based on the name of a friend then add "2 Electric Boogaloo" to the end

[Las Espanyas]

You know you're from the Spains when...

1.- You actually go to mass when it comes to Christmas, Easter, etc.
2.- You dislike democracy
3.- You love both beer and wine
4.- You hate England and anything related to it.
5.- Your grandma owns a radio at home
6.- You purchase your groceries pretty large once a month.

[Hamidiye]

...this makes you laugh:

[Solovie]

You know you're a Solovien when,

-You're racially/ethnically ambiguous
-You wear some kind of head covering when outside
-You own at least 2 firearms and knives
-You hail jazz as the greatest genre of music
-You think apoliticals are a danger to the country
-You're religious
-You've been to war if you're over 30
-The big conversation in high school is which branch you'll be joining when you get your conscription notice
-Food and drink are frequent topics of conversation aside from politics
-You take an evening constitutional
-"Pure bloods" are a constant source of jokes
-You frequently joke about the weather

[Broader Confederate States]

You know you're in Dixie when...

-You can see a white man and his black war buddy go tearing down a woodland dirt road doing 70 while their sons are in the back blasting every stop sign in sight with a 20 gauge.
-Your only choice of a car rental is a Jeep, Hummer, or pickup.
-You ask for tea and get a man's drink.
-Whiskey vs bourbon is a genuine argument.
-The oldest clothes you see people wear without it being a costume are from 1922.
-Jazz blares from the streets on February 8th.
-Gun stores can send you off with a proper M14 in about 1700 bucks' time.
-Wal-Marts have gang price wars with Goodwills.
-Florida. Just Florida.
-When you're in Dixie, Dixie is in you.

[Valehart]

You know you're a Valehartine when....

• You can name the first founding fathers of VR Pornography off the top of your heart
• You have a poster of Her Sorceress near your computer and a tissue at hand.... just in case. Maybe some lotion as well.
• You proudly salute to the flag and probably have it as your bed sheet
• Sex is a frequent conversation starter
• You frequent at the pub
• Your quantum entanglement communications device also acts a third girlfriend
• That cute looking puppy you bought for your kids just ate the entire fourth floor of your apartment
• One of your high school girlfriends—who just so happens to be a witch—gave you the best/weirdest love you've ever experienced. During high school, of course.
• That hoverbike that you accidentally kicked over this morning is coming to kick you over.
• One of your frequent hobbies is struggling with your love of animals and your love of meat.
• The maximum time you can handle waiting at the skyport is about half an hour. After that, you can break-down and cry.
• You're used to hearing loud banging noises coming from the condo next door.
• You're totally open and defensive about your robot and your sexual relationship with said robot. It's just a phase mom, I'll get a real one real soon I promise!
• One of your frequent hobbies is looking at the nightsky and wonder in its true vast and distance; its significance to you and your insignificance compared with it, "Man. There's a lot of shit out there." Then immediately think of visiting your ex in one of those stars.
• You like reading irrelevant lists online, and frequently waste your time that you should be using to do your work making said lists.

[Silver Commonwealth]

''You know you’re from Silver Commonwealth, when;''

''You can recite parts of religious texts from head''
''You hate both capitalism and communism''
''You pledge allegiance to your country every day''
''You hate separatists''
''You regularly complain about situation in secret''
''You are very nationalistic''
''You have served in army at least once''
''You make fun of supporters of democracy''
''You hate monarchists''
''Your, your city's, and whole country's junk food is provided by the same company''

[Deltanium]

You know you’re Deltian when:

Your rulers are both under 30
You love money
Your worst fear is income tax
You wanna throw all commies into the sea from a helicopter

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

You constantly brag about "Well at least WE won the war" to every foreigner
Your name is from 6 cultures
You spend more time wondering about space than saving the planet
You hate nukes but love a good guerilla war
Swimming is not your strong suit
You can build a factory with your bare hands
Marx is still more famous than the current leader
You constantly push leftist ideas any time you open your mouth
Politics isnt evil...its a way of life.

[Felsigberg]

You are catholic, you distrust islam heavily, you know firearms in and out, a mountainman

[The Black Party]

You age horribly.

[Marshal I]

you have a thirst for acorns

[Saint Kanye]

You know you're Kanyean when your kid learned his letters from reading the neon advertisements outside your high rise window, and his numbers and colors from watching this week's stock car race

[Oktotheio]

You know you're Oktotheioan when...
- Nothing tastes right without lemon juice on it.
- Even super soft clothes feel itchy.
- You're confused as to why some people find things like streaking and skinny dipping weird.
- You're married to like 5 different people.
- You divorced 5 other people last week.

[Monastica]

You know you're a Monastican when you . . .

• Have been ordained as a monk for at least sixty days.
• Dedicate an hour each day to meditation, chanting, and reading religious texts with friends and family.
• Fear the outside world and all of it's devilish antics.
• Have never participated in an open and "democratic" election.

[Mechyrdia]

You know you're Mechyrdian when...

• Gold is your favorite color
• You hate religion more than the Emperor of Mankind does
• You drink enough alcohol to kill a Russian university student
• The only questions you ask about the weather are "is it raining?" and "is it cold?"
• You think that no group should hold power over society, not even the people
• You don't question why alcoholic milk exists
• You have a miniature Imperial Guard army numbering in the thousands of points. And it's Imperial Guard, not "aStRa MiLiTaRuM"
• You are more experienced with war than with breathing
• You see violent revolution as a way to bring governments closer to Mechyrdian ideals
• Your weapons are engraved with "THIS MACHINE KILLS WHOEVER YOU POINT IT AT WHEN YOU FIRE IT"
• You've wired speakers to your phaseguns so they make loud "BANG-BANG" noises when fired instead of lame "pew-pew" sounds
• You have bar brawls with your friends and laugh about it afterwards
• You see no problem with destroying planets so long as they don't have any Mechyrdian citizens
• You don't need bone augments because of how much milk you drink
• You find that T-posing comes naturally to you
• Your private shuttle is decorated to look like a helicopter. The rotors don't do anything in space, they're just there to look cool.
• You complain about everything, even other people's complaints, even when you agree with them
• You have two favorite equations: one used in applied physics and one used in pure mathematics
• You're more interested in e-sports than in normal sports
• You only get drunk when you want to because of millennia of human gene modifications
• You're so used to war that you call it peace and when you say war you mean massive conflicts that will decide the fate of the galaxy, as opposed to Mechyrdia sending its fleets to stroll around the multiverse and subjugate whatever they find
• The only things that you remember from whatever foreign language you learned back in school are the swear words
• You count on your fingers in binary
• You know the entire national anthem by heart
• You never help someone else without expecting a reward
• You find analytic languages more difficult than synthetic languages
• You've consumed bleach and survived without needing medical attention
• There's nothing that you're not willing to make fun of

[Yukikaze Nekoyama]

You know you're from Yukikaze Nekoyama when...
- You think that other nation's leaders are too unlucky.
- You put BBQ sauce on your meals because "tradition", and have Sashimi before any meal.
- You find yourself owning three cat girls who all ask pretty much anything of you, and a dog girl who also asks pretty much anything of you.
- You actively dislike religion and think that it's unnecessary.
- You're surprised to find out that Kantai Collection exists at all.
- You can tell how long it's been since Yukikaze decided to fire at somebody.

[RubbaDucky]

You know you are from RubbaDucky when:

• you serve a rubber duck
• you see ducks putting people in a row
• you use DuckNet (mallard based internet)
• you are able to quack like a duck
• you praise The Giant Rubber Duck

[Waratendia]

You know you are from Waratendia, when:

1) 5°C feels like absolute zero (-273°C)
2) When a tourist is having a heat stroke while you feel cold
3) When you are surprised when you see snow
4) When the police threatens to shoot you but you haven't done anything

[Pokemon Trainer Red]

You know you're from Pokémon Trainer Red when...
- You have at least one Pokémon.
- You actively avoid tall grass that you don't have to walk in.
- You go and collect 8 badges for the Pokémon League, or at least train Pokémon.
- You fight others that look at you.
- You know of Professor Oak and the Kanto Gym Leaders.
- You use the bicycle or the running shoes to get anywhere.
- You never swim in the water if you don't specialise in the Water Typing.