NFL Thread v2: The 2020 NFL Season!

[Impaled Nazarene]

So The Patriots are going to the Superbowl. Not looking forward to having to cheer for any team this year.

[Jerzylvania]

What the fuck is wrong with you, Vinateri!?

Obviously drugs, and old age.

In other news, it's over really.

No... No... No!

It was clearly the Super Bowl III 50th anniversary jinx. Some things are just so horrible that no matter how much time goes by you still can't get away from them, lol.

Way to go Indianapolis Horse Thieves, WAY TO GO! As we used to say back in Baltimore the last 13 years they were there, same old sorry ass Colts.

[Dresderstan]

I hope that the Pats lose tomorrow, I don't want to be rooting for the NFC again for like the 5th time in a row.

[Kohr]

Obviously drugs, and old age.

In other news, it's over really.

No... No... No!

It was clearly the Super Bowl III 50th anniversary jinx. Some things are just so horrible that no matter how much time goes by you still can't get away from them, lol.

Way to go Indianapolis Horse Thieves, WAY TO GO! As we used to say back in Baltimore the last 13 years they were there, same old sorry ass Colts.

The Colts gave us two dud playoff games this year- one where they were blown out, and the other where they were doing the blowing out. Good riddance to them.

[Jerzylvania]

No... No... No!

It was clearly the Super Bowl III 50th anniversary jinx. Some things are just so horrible that no matter how much time goes by you still can't get away from them, lol.

Way to go Indianapolis Horse Thieves, WAY TO GO! As we used to say back in Baltimore the last 13 years they were there, same old sorry ass Colts.

The Colts gave us two dud playoff games this year- one where they were blown out, and the other where they were doing the blowing out. Good riddance to them.

They shoot horses, don't they?

[Trollgaard]

How about them Chief's, boys?

[Trollgaard]

...Well, guess I'm rotting for whoever wins the NFC this year.

You aren't gonna root for a fellow AFC west team against NFC trash? I mean I know your a Bronco fan, but the Chief's aren't the Raiders!

[Jerzylvania]

How about them Chief's, boys?

They razzle dazzled!

[Jerzylvania]

...Well, guess I'm rotting for whoever wins the NFC this year.

You aren't gonna root for a fellow AFC west team against NFC trash? I mean I know your a Bronco fan, but the Chief's aren't the Raiders!

Horse sense is lacking today.

[Ameriganastan]

...Well, guess I'm rotting for whoever wins the NFC this year.

You aren't gonna root for a fellow AFC west team against NFC trash? I mean I know your a Bronco fan, but the Chief's aren't the Raiders!

"Fellow AFC West team" is why I'm not. Fuck any team in the west not named the Broncos.

[An Infinity Gauntlet]

Saints are going to pull the pants down of the Eagles and punt them back to the crumbling infrastructure of the rust belt and then go on to win the Superbowl.

It's actually painful being so accurate when it comes to Superbowl predictions

[Ameriganastan]

TOUCHDOWN RAMS!

[Zurkerx]

Saints are going to pull the pants down of the Eagles and punt them back to the crumbling infrastructure of the rust belt and then go on to win the Superbowl.

It's actually painful being so accurate when it comes to Superbowl predictions

Maybe you can snap your fingers and make half of the Saints disappear?

[Luminesa]

Saints are going to pull the pants down of the Eagles and punt them back to the crumbling infrastructure of the rust belt and then go on to win the Superbowl.

It's actually painful being so accurate when it comes to Superbowl predictions

Maybe you can snap your fingers and make half of the Saints disappear?

Please no.

[Luminesa]

Is Cole Beasley injured or dead? Because I get the feeling the Cowboys have forgotten he exists. Cooper as well.

GET YOUR TWO-POINT CONVERSION NOW AND THEN DO THE EXTRA...

How are the Cowboys this stupid?

[Ameriganastan]

BYE BYE, COWGIRLS.

[Dresderstan]

Finally, bye bye Dallas, hope to never see your face in the playoffs next year!

[Brittany Normandy Aquitaine]

Whole chat thinks patriots will steamroll the chargers, their out of their minds and forgetting the chargers right now dude

bosa and ingram are gonna collapse on brady, the chargers secondary will keep brady from throwing it up far and will force him to make small throws which will be stopped, boom, and all our offense has to do is utilize the run game in the colder weather and try to avoid making throws in the cold that could easily cause mess ups, keep the ground game and score from there, and surprise with some good passing plays

chargers ARE beating the patriots, and ARE beating the chiefs in the conference championship

[Luminesa]

Finally, bye bye Dallas, hope to never see your face in the playoffs next year!

Yeaaaaah and they’re probably not gonna fire Jason Garrett either.

[Ranoria]

Obviously drugs, and old age.

In other news, it's over really.

No... No... No!

It was clearly the Super Bowl III 50th anniversary jinx. Some things are just so horrible that no matter how much time goes by you still can't get away from them, lol.

Way to go Indianapolis Horse Thieves, WAY TO GO! As we used to say back in Baltimore the last 13 years they were there, same old sorry ass Colts.

Nah fam, I'm going to go with the theory ya'll came up with a little while ago and say that voodoo was involved.

[Trollgaard]

Whole chat thinks patriots will steamroll the chargers, their out of their minds and forgetting the chargers right now dude

bosa and ingram are gonna collapse on brady, the chargers secondary will keep brady from throwing it up far and will force him to make small throws which will be stopped, boom, and all our offense has to do is utilize the run game in the colder weather and try to avoid making throws in the cold that could easily cause mess ups, keep the ground game and score from there, and surprise with some good passing plays

chargers ARE beating the patriots, and ARE beating the chiefs in the conference championship

Nope.

[Ranoria]

Whole chat thinks patriots will steamroll the chargers, their out of their minds and forgetting the chargers right now dude

bosa and ingram are gonna collapse on brady, the chargers secondary will keep brady from throwing it up far and will force him to make small throws which will be stopped, boom, and all our offense has to do is utilize the run game in the colder weather and try to avoid making throws in the cold that could easily cause mess ups, keep the ground game and score from there, and surprise with some good passing plays

chargers ARE beating the patriots, and ARE beating the chiefs in the conference championship

I agree to the extent that the Patriots won't roll through the Chargers. That's where it ends though.

Look, I know I'm often one to rip Brady in order to elevate Peyton, but let's be real here. Melvin Ingram and Joey Bosa are the second best pass rush tandem in football. They are ferocious. The Chargers secondary is formidable. None of that matters. I mean dude, let's think logically. When has Brady ever taken a ton of shots downfield? He lives off of short, connect the dots passes, because he has a good not great arm, and he and Belichek have mastered the art of short routes. When he does take a shot, the secondary won't be able to do jack shit, because Rob Gronkowski will make them look like high schoolers when they leave the damn seam open. He's also unbelievable to watch manipulate the pocket, and it's not an exaggeration to say that he's mastered the game of football. This is one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL History, one of the greatest players in football's history, and one of the most iconic athletes ever. Let's not patronize him and say that he doesn't know how to deal with a solid pass rush and a moderately cold game that most of the NFL players aren't going to be wearing sleeves for.

Also, they're playing in Foxborough, where they always have. Brady and crew are used to it by now, and it's going to be around freezing, which really isn't that bad. If it's going to affect anyone, it will be the Chargers.

As for their offense, I think the 'run until they're afraid to tackle' thing is overplayed, and this is the Patriots. Going one dimensional against one of the best coaches in NFL history would be a disaster, and Stephon Gilmore, as I predicted, has developed into one of the best corners in football under Belichek, going from an unrefined athletic freak to the latter but with knowledge.

Tom Brady doesn't give a damn. Can he be beaten? Yeah, but you better hit him fast and hard. The only way the Chargers win this game is if Ingram and Bosa do what Demarus Ware and Von Miller did in the 2015 AFC Championship. That was one of the best games of football I've ever watched, and I don't think Brady, who I remember seeing bleeding, had ever or will ever taken that kind of a beating. And as good as these two dudes are, they aren't Miller and Ware, who will both be hall of famers, and they don't have Malik Jackson and Dereke Wolfe pushing the inside. They don't have two all pro corners on the outside with a stud duo at LB in Danny Trevathan and Brandon Marshall, or TJ Ward playing out of his mind at safety. Actually, they have Derwin James there, so maybe they've matched that defense on one front, at least.

Also, one more thing. This is the Patriots.

Yeah, actually, Kohr, if I picked the Chargers before, change it to the Pats. Please and thank you.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Whole chat thinks patriots will steamroll the chargers, their out of their minds and forgetting the chargers right now dude

bosa and ingram are gonna collapse on brady, the chargers secondary will keep brady from throwing it up far and will force him to make small throws which will be stopped, boom, and all our offense has to do is utilize the run game in the colder weather and try to avoid making throws in the cold that could easily cause mess ups, keep the ground game and score from there, and surprise with some good passing plays

chargers ARE beating the patriots, and ARE beating the chiefs in the conference championship

You seem to be forgetting that the football gods hate us all and will produce some bullshit to get the patriots to the SuperBowl as per usual.
This year it's more obvious how.
Their competition consists of two of the biggest chokers in all of Football: Andy "Full" Reid and Phillip "Big Pick" Rivers.
The only grace they have is that I hate Spanos and the city of LA more than I do Boston and Kraft.
I ain't "forgetting the chargers right now dude". I am remembering the Legacy of Failure that has always been the San Diego Chargers.

[Palisede]

Whole chat thinks patriots will steamroll the chargers, their out of their minds and forgetting the chargers right now dude

bosa and ingram are gonna collapse on brady, the chargers secondary will keep brady from throwing it up far and will force him to make small throws which will be stopped, boom, and all our offense has to do is utilize the run game in the colder weather and try to avoid making throws in the cold that could easily cause mess ups, keep the ground game and score from there, and surprise with some good passing plays

chargers ARE beating the patriots, and ARE beating the chiefs in the conference championship

You seem to be forgetting that the football gods hate us all and will produce some bullshit to get the patriots to the SuperBowl as per usual.
This year it's more obvious how.
Their competition consists of two of the biggest chokers in all of Football: Andy "Full" Reid and Phillip "Big Pick" Rivers.
The only grace they have is that I hate Spanos and the city of LA more than I do Boston and Kraft.
I ain't "forgetting the chargers right now dude". I am remembering the Legacy of Failure that has always been the San Diego Chargers.

Seems a certain youtuber aka UrinatingTree is becoming more the norm but I digress. You are right about the NFL's "Diamond Dogs" in the LA Chargers and it's Legacy of Failure, it's been a while since they've gone to the superbowl and most of that is due to them choking at the AFCCG, or in the Divisional or even Wild Card rounds. I pray that I am wrong though and that they do overcome the Patriots.

[Impaled Nazarene]

You seem to be forgetting that the football gods hate us all and will produce some bullshit to get the patriots to the SuperBowl as per usual.
This year it's more obvious how.
Their competition consists of two of the biggest chokers in all of Football: Andy "Full" Reid and Phillip "Big Pick" Rivers.
The only grace they have is that I hate Spanos and the city of LA more than I do Boston and Kraft.
I ain't "forgetting the chargers right now dude". I am remembering the Legacy of Failure that has always been the San Diego Chargers.

Seems a certain youtuber aka UrinatingTree is becoming more the norm but I digress. You are right about the NFL's "Diamond Dogs" in the LA Chargers and it's Legacy of Failure, it's been a while since they've gone to the superbowl and most of that is due to them choking at the AFCCG, or in the Divisional or even Wild Card rounds. I pray that I am wrong though and that they do overcome the Patriots.

Thank You Hockey Thread and The Washington Capitals: A Legacy of Failure.
I eagerly await The Arizona Cardinals: The Ultimate Legacy of Failure and the LA Clippers: The Ultimate Legacy of Failure