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Man spent 3 hours licking doorbell at stranger’s home

Postby Jolthig » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:51 am

No, this isn't some joke. This is serious:

SALINAS, Calif. (KION/CNN) -
Police in California are searching for a man who reportedly spent three hours licking a doorbell outside a stranger’s home.

“I thought I’ve seen it all, but this takes the cake,” neighbor Alfred Santos told KION.

Surveillance video caught the suspect – identified as 33-year-old Roberto Daniel Arroyo – in the act early Saturday morning. The homeowners, Dave and Sylvia Dungan, said they were out of town during the bizarre incident but their kids were inside sleeping.

Police said the family’s newly-installed security system helped them identify the suspect.

"We were pleasantly surprised the image was so clear. It didn't take us long to identify the individual," said Miguel Cabrera, Salinas Police Department spokesperson.

The security cameras also captured Arroyo moving an extension cord to the front yard and relieving himself, police said

“This just kind of reinforces how important it is to have security within your home,” Dungan said. “You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn’t harm anybody.”

Arroyo could face two misdemeanor charges for petty theft and prowling upon arrest.


Source: http://www.kake.com/story/39752977/man- ... ok_KAKE-TV

I barely have any words for this. I'm glad they identified him though, but what he did was bizarre, ridiculous, and creepy at the same time.

We have a new famous person now, NSG. :rofl:
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:03 am

...Licking a doorbell?

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Postby Jolthig » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:03 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:...Licking a doorbell?

Yes.... it's that serious.

Whatever drugs he was on sure did make him weird.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:05 am

Ah look, we've all been there.
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Postby Risottia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:14 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:...Licking a doorbell?

I've ...

...uhmmmm...

...I guess I shouldn't tell you that.
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:15 am

Risottia wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:...Licking a doorbell?

I've ...

...uhmmmm...

...I guess I shouldn't tell you that.


Licking genitals is not on the same league FFS

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:15 am

Ifreann wrote:Ah look, we've all been there.


Hopefully not all at the same doorbell.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:17 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Ah look, we've all been there.


Hopefully not all at the same doorbell.

Course not, there wouldn't be enough room.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:24 am

Ifreann wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Hopefully not all at the same doorbell.

Course not, there wouldn't be enough room.


Well, I never said all at the same time.

I go first!

Wait... :unsure:
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:26 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Course not, there wouldn't be enough room.


Well, I never said all at the same time.

I go first!

Wait... :unsure:

I'm not waiting three hours, I'm going next door.
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Postby Free Arabian Nation » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:29 am

Is it bad this isn't the weirdest thing I have heard today?
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Postby Risottia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:46 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Risottia wrote:I've ...

...uhmmmm...

...I guess I shouldn't tell you that.


Licking genitals is not on the same league FFS

Licking genitals is rather standard.
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:48 am

Risottia wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Licking genitals is not on the same league FFS

Licking genitals is rather standard.


No shit, it's like the basic bitch of licking stuff alongside food.

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Postby Wunderstrafanstalt » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:52 am

Free Arabian Nation wrote:Is it bad this isn't the weirdest thing I have heard today?


...how? FAITH IN HUMANITY: LOST

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Postby British Tackeettlaus » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:01 am

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Postby Wunderstrafanstalt » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:03 am

Also the man probably have some sort of mental illness, so we should pity him. Except if he doesn't, in which case all the atheists should go to the nearest mosque and pray for hasty divine intervention.

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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:05 am

Wunderstrafanstalt wrote:Also the man probably have some sort of mental illness, so we should pity him. Except if he doesn't, in which case all the atheists should go to the nearest mosque and pray for hasty divine intervention.


No god can save this man, my friend.

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Postby Risottia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:10 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Risottia wrote:Licking genitals is rather standard.


No shit, it's like the basic bitch of licking stuff alongside food.

That's why I wasn't thinking of my glossogenital experiences.
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Postby Free Arabian Nation » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:14 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Wunderstrafanstalt wrote:Also the man probably have some sort of mental illness, so we should pity him. Except if he doesn't, in which case all the atheists should go to the nearest mosque and pray for hasty divine intervention.


No god can save this man, my friend.

Not God, not Yahweh, not Allah, not Vishnu...nobody can!

What about the god of licking doorbells?
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:16 am

Free Arabian Nation wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
No god can save this man, my friend.

Not God, not Yahweh, not Allah, not Vishnu...nobody can!

What about the god of licking doorbells?

This man is the god of licking doorbells.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:27 am

Free Arabian Nation wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
No god can save this man, my friend.

Not God, not Yahweh, not Allah, not Vishnu...nobody can!

What about the god of licking doorbells?


I misread and suddenly thought "doorballs"

Which brings us back to the genitalia.
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Postby Trumptonium1 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:37 am

I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?
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Postby Free Arabian Nation » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:39 am

Trumptonium1 wrote:I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?

Well, I mean. That wouldn't be petty theft, that would be rape because doorbells cannot consent.
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Postby Trumptonium1 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:42 am

Free Arabian Nation wrote:
Trumptonium1 wrote:I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?

Well, I mean. That wouldn't be petty theft, that would be rape because doorbells cannot consent.


I disagree, if goats can give consent then so can doorbells.

Clearly it was turning suggestively.
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Postby Free Arabian Nation » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:44 am

Trumptonium1 wrote:
Free Arabian Nation wrote:Well, I mean. That wouldn't be petty theft, that would be rape because doorbells cannot consent.


I disagree, if goats can give consent then so can doorbells.

Clearly it was turning suggestively.


Welp, I'm gonna kill myself now.

I'll see you fuckers in hell.
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