Lunas Legion wrote:So.
Daemon Spawn Fourth Daughter vs Genius Eldest Son. Tough choices. We'll see if they're made for me.
Lunas irl:
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by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:30 pm
Lunas Legion wrote:So.
Daemon Spawn Fourth Daughter vs Genius Eldest Son. Tough choices. We'll see if they're made for me.
by Lunas Legion » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:45 pm
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:27 pm
by Purpelia » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:30 pm
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:32 pm
Purpelia wrote:I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!
by Valrifell » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:36 pm
Purpelia wrote:I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:37 pm
Valrifell wrote:Purpelia wrote:I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!
Just buy favors.
by Renoa » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:55 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Paradox acquires Prison Architect from Introversion Software
by Valrifell » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:04 pm
Renoa wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:Paradox acquires Prison Architect from Introversion Software
I swear to God if Paradox Paradox's Prison Architect I'm never going to buy another Paradox game ever again. If they leave it be, that's perfectly fine, but I really hope that they don't try to find a way to extend their DLC policy to it.
by Ifreann » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:06 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Paradox acquires Prison Architect from Introversion Software
by Renoa » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:28 pm
Ifreann wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:Paradox acquires Prison Architect from Introversion Software
I've owned Prison Architect since 2013, I should really play it one of these days.
by Impaled Nazarene » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:31 pm
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Flanderlion » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:35 pm
by Impaled Nazarene » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:38 am
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Pasong Tirad » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:40 am
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:42 am
Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.
If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
by Sefy the Great » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:00 am
Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.
If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.
by Impaled Nazarene » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:16 am
Sefy the Great wrote:Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.
If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
if i remember, those traits should've added up to more then 22. did you add some via console?
who am i kidding you've got the fat trait you probably did add some via console.
so in my immortal finland save, some bastards broke away from norway and absolutely DESTROYED the Norwegian dominance over Scandinavia. i have started encroaching on my de jure land, but BY MY HOLY SHIT -
they have about 8008 gold.
now if you saw that number and didn't immediately remember the good times you had with calculators in sixth grade then congratulations, but i here have the problem with needing all of Scandanavia and needing all the money...
also i reformed the religion, Poland owns most of eastern europe, the Kievan Rus became a target of my first crusade, the one that established my dominance over the Baltics, and there's this wierd dislocated county in Siberia the belongs to my granddaughter that keeps matrelinially marrying my sons, without any children getting the incest trait...
Pasong Tirad wrote:I've been playing as Mali, and I've finally gotten enough moral authority, piety, and holy sites to reform the religion. Any suggestions? I've never done this before.
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by The Imperial Reach » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:32 am
Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.
If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
by The Imperial Reach » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:36 am
by Impaled Nazarene » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:52 am
So i decided to play a game as Bulgaria who starts off with an older but still fertile ruler. I get the option early to go Catholic which is great because free holy war CBs. I take on the entire local slavic population and win. My ruler ended up having 4 sons and a daughter. GREAT! No easy game overs. He died after living a long life as a maimed cripple who was so badass he selected the flesh and blood option for the sacrifice to the tengri gods. who he backstabbed for juicy CBs. Of course death by gavelkind isn't my ideal so I when i realized my sons were growing up i rushed for primigoniture. THANK YOU RNStalin!!!
His son however was too young. HOORAY for disposable regents! Luckily I did not have to wait long.
Unfortunately......
All 4 sons were very ugly fish-eyed people.
My heir was a badass. Expanding Bulgaria in all directions. We took so much land and made so few enemies. The Pope was in love with us. My heir fostered a few daughters but luckily had a son.
Here's where things get interesting.
So his brothers weren't very happy about getting jack shit from inheritance. They start to plot. I find out and kill the leader of the plot (not my brother just some random court hangaround). The plot goes away.
"The people look like ants from up here"
NO
*falls to doom. plotters get away.*
Now his son barely out of his toddler years is in charge of the nation but stuck behind the strictest regent.
I have to kill my uncles...This will not be easy.
Every time an event comes by I save money.
I bide my time.
I ascend to the throne.
The uncle I suspect behind being behind everything has brought a foreign army to our land!
I rally my troops and capture that piece of shit uncle.
>Doesn't have Reaper's Due
Fuck it just kill him. This king will not be a very pious one.
All that money I saved? Hello to a stream of assassins flowing to your doorstep.
Now I am alone aside from a few aunts and sisters who hate me. Going to marry most of them off far away.
Basically: Bulgarian Lion King happened.
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Rusthenia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:56 am
USS Monitor wrote:It's long...
Moskva Chronicle: TEMPORARILY CLOSED
by Tasuirin » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:57 am
Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.
If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
by Ifreann » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:58 am
Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.
If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
by Wallenburg » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:34 am
The Imperial Reach wrote:Impaled Nazarene wrote:Waaay better than my Bulgarian Lion King TBH
"Bulgarian Lion King"? You've piqued my interest.Lunas Legion wrote:
I didn't get to choose. Daemon child murdered genius son.
Unfortunately that game's a bust since the Byz Emperor banned vassal wars, so I'm fucked.
You never had a choice to begin with. Demon children always kill every single sibling older than them in order to ensure they become your successor. It's why I wish I could assassinate my children sometimes. Otherwise your only other option is to arrest and execute them, but the penalties that come with that might not be worth it.
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