Dirty Laundry
The Issue: Notorious gangster Al Hattone has finally been arrested for robbery and extortion - unfortunately, upon further investigation of his supposed illegal money, no traces of it have been found. All in Hattone's possession were a few laundromat stores in which he invested in, yet they appear to have no connection to the stolen cash. The nation's top legal experts and investigators have come to you for guidance.
Validity: Moderate to high crime rate, moderate to high corruption, moderate to high political freedom (i.e. not a dictatorship), capitalism policy (or has a free market)
Option 1: "As you can clearly see, @@LEADER@@, my client has no connection to any of the supposed crimes charged against him," says Hattone's lawyer Edd O'Hare, wearing suspiciously clean clothes. "Obviously you cannot rob or extort someone without taking their money, and with no money to prove my client's guilt, there cannot be any case of robbery or extortion, thus he is innocent. Also, there is no possible way to connect those laundromats to my client's alleged crimes since they were clearly made in good faith. I have the documents to prove it." He then reveals to you numerous freshly-printed papers.
Fallout: Public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records
Option 2: Suddenly, public defendant Frank Wilson enters, wearing suspiciously dirty garments. "It's too obvious that those 'documents' were printed just now, but that by itself is not a defence. @@LEADER@@, what Mr. O'Hare forgot to point out was Hattone's investments - for sure he wasn't rich, because if he was, he wouldn't need to do those crimes anyways. If so, where did the money for the investments come from? It's almost as if... he ran the money through the laundromats..." O'Hare suddenly turns to him and yells "That's why you've been banned from the laundromats!"
Fallout: Anyone interested in the stock market is investigated
[Must not have digital currency]
Option 3: "Actually, both of those solutions are for the previous generation," expresses CEO of Microcosm @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ @@RANDOMLASTNAME1@@, bursting open your office door while wearing a suspiciously normal raiment. "What we need is a digital currency - one where you can track all payments, so that all of this legal nonsense wouldn't happen, as you can't really rob someone and investments are for all to see." Both O'Hare and Wilson simply stand in shock at @@RANDOMLASTNAME1@@'s statement, slowly waltzing away from his blank stare.
Fallout: To do the laundry you need a computer
[Must have at least some government control]
Option 4: "You all are business people, and thus cannot think of the best solution," says your very bored aide, who'd rather wear nothing at all. "Just make the government own all of the laundromats. That way, all of this business shenanigans could be done with. Regulating some industries would be okay as well." You see that even @@RANDOMLASTNAME1@@ left the room from your aide's droning, to which she replies "This only further proves my point."
Fallout: The clothes of @@NAME@@'s citizens are government property