Tobias von Magnar climbed the steps to the makeshift stage built in the city centre. He looked uncertainly to the Marine sergeant behind him, who gave him a reassuring nod. The Candanadiumian flag waving behind him loomed over the square, casting a shadow down at the crowd assembled below. They had arrived in Nuuk three days prior, on a official Candanadiumian plane. This was his first diplomatic assignment, and if this goes well, he was promised a comfortable position as ambassador to Cottonlay, a small nation down south. Just a few more days of this freezing weather, and then I'll be down south, enjoying the warm sun of Auburm, he thought to himself as he approached the podium, cleared his throat, and began to speak.
"People of Greenland! For too long, all you have known was instability, lack of government, and freezing weather. For too long, you have lacked a voice on the international stage. And for too long have you been ignored by the world. Today, that will all change. We, the Kingdom of Candanadium, offer you a place within our glorious nation. No more shall you freeze and starve, for we will give you prosperity and peace. Our armed forces shall protect you from threats, both external and internal. Candanadiumian coal will heat Greenlandic homes, Candanadiumian electricity shall light the cities and towns of Greenland, and Candanadiumian power shall defend Greenland, now and always. All we ask is that you join our glorious Kingdom as our fifth province, and all of this will be given to you for eternity. What do you say to this? Will you choose peace, prosperity, and full bellies? Will you join us on the world stage? Will you stand by our side, now and always? Good people of Greenland, we are the true north, and The True North shall remain Strong and Free!"
His last words were drowned out by the applause and cheers of the crowd. Tobias let out a sigh of relief. Now the hard part's over, he thought as the national anthem blared out from a loudspeaker.
Tobias was trying to finish writing his report on the event when an email came in.
Tobias,
The Greenlandic local council has accepted our offer to join Candanadium, but the Chancellor has just told me of a promise he made to the President of Greater Canada. The northeastern region of Greenland will become a Greater Canadian territory, in exchange for Guantanamo Bay becoming a Candanadiumian territory. I know you didn't mention this in your speech, but we'll send someone else to smooth that over. You did well, though. That speech was all over the news. Your plane to Cottonlay leaves on the 29th, the same day the conference in Iqaluit is supposed to leave. Enjoy Nuuk while you still can, we'll send your things down to Auburm before you get there.
Regards,
The Honourable Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Ethan Wagner