Le Champion

[Heloin]

Yeah but this is insane future France that got rid of universal healthcare, so who know's what else they got rid of.

>Implying getting rid of universal healthcare is a bad thing

It is.

[Unstoppable Empire of Doom]

I give her nothing. In fact I let the police know where she is. They quite possibly ticket her for attempted suicide then she is involuntarily committed to the insane asylum for being slightly crazier than your average ex-girlfriend.

Because institutionalising suicide attempts is such a good idea!

Especially when they follow through with their attempt, their family isn't taking care of them, and they are wishing others dead. Yes I would say they need both professional psychiatric help and 24/7 care to ensure they don't kill anyone (including themselves).

[Caracasus]

>Implying getting rid of universal healthcare is a bad thing

It is.

Hence my 'no one gets any money, it's all going to the revolution' decision.

[Sicaris]

1 million. I get to keep the rest of the money and her potentially hot sister would think I’m some awesome guy, get QT French girl.

Win-win scenario.

Well, except for Leblanc.

[NeuPolska]

Have you ever had a government entity do anything for you? Have you worked with a government entity of any kind?

Anything in the public sector will be slow and of lower quality than what the private sector can offer. If waiting lists for inferior services are what you want then by all means, go ahead, but don't make me pay more to cover you.

[Infected Mushroom]

You see, I actually would have given her some money, but then you went ahead and had her be a complete twat to me. Which is understandable I guess but not endearing.

Probably cover medical expenses and give her 50 thousand to live off.

Fair enough

I included her outburst to try to up her humanity factor; I think it’s in character with her general behavior/personality

50,000 is on the side though?

[Heloin]

It is.

Hence my 'no one gets any money, it's all going to the revolution' decision.

Probably the best idea tbf.

Have you ever had a government entity do anything for you? Have you worked with a government entity of any kind?

Anything in the public sector will be slow and of lower quality than what the private sector can offer. If waiting lists for inferior services are what you want then by all means, go ahead, but don't make me pay more to cover you.

I work for a government entity and it works damn well harder and better then I've ever seen private parks run.

The only thing governmentwise I miss about Zimbabwe were the hospitals. Didn't receive any money but still ran better then American hospitals I've been to.

[Caracasus]

Hence my 'no one gets any money, it's all going to the revolution' decision.

Probably the best idea tbf.

Have you ever had a government entity do anything for you? Have you worked with a government entity of any kind?

Anything in the public sector will be slow and of lower quality than what the private sector can offer. If waiting lists for inferior services are what you want then by all means, go ahead, but don't make me pay more to cover you.

I work for a government entity and it works damn well harder and better then I've ever seen private parks run.

The only thing governmentwise I miss about Zimbabwe were the hospitals. Didn't receive any money but still ran better then American hospitals I've been to.

I honestly can't get my head around the US healthcare thing. I mean, they pay more in taxes for healthcare and get a far, far shittier system. What gives?

Anyways, good to have you on board with the revolution.

[Sicaris]

Probably the best idea tbf.


I work for a government entity and it works damn well harder and better then I've ever seen private parks run.

The only thing governmentwise I miss about Zimbabwe were the hospitals. Didn't receive any money but still ran better then American hospitals I've been to.

I honestly can't get my head around the US healthcare thing. I mean, they pay more in taxes for healthcare and get a far, far shittier system. What gives?

What gives is that we have 325 million people we would have to provide universal healthcare for, which in case you don’t know requires money.

For reference, European populations are usually around 80 million or less.

Russia’s is 144 million-ish.

[NeuPolska]

Probably the best idea tbf.


I work for a government entity and it works damn well harder and better then I've ever seen private parks run.

The only thing governmentwise I miss about Zimbabwe were the hospitals. Didn't receive any money but still ran better then American hospitals I've been to.

I honestly can't get my head around the US healthcare thing. I mean, they pay more in taxes for healthcare and get a far, far shittier system. What gives?

Scrap the whole thing

Centrist socialism out, hypercapitalism in

I work for a government entity and it works damn well harder and better then I've ever seen private parks run.

The only thing governmentwise I miss about Zimbabwe were the hospitals. Didn't receive any money but still ran better then American hospitals I've been to.

I work for a government entity as well and I barely trust it with making sure I get paid correctly. I trust the contractors that show up to fix things even less.

[Alvecia]

I honestly can't get my head around the US healthcare thing. I mean, they pay more in taxes for healthcare and get a far, far shittier system. What gives?

What gives is that we have 325 million people we would have to provide universal healthcare for, which in case you don’t know requires money.

For reference, European populations are usually around 80 million or less.

Russia’s is 144 million-ish.

That doesn't really jive, given you've got the extra economy to make up for it. From my googling, your GDP is greater than the EU itself.

[Sicaris]

What gives is that we have 325 million people we would have to provide universal healthcare for, which in case you don’t know requires money.

For reference, European populations are usually around 80 million or less.

Russia’s is 144 million-ish.

That doesn't really jive, given you've got the extra economy to make up for it. From my googling, your GDP is greater than the EU itself.

Yes, but that still doesn’t mean we could afford universal healthcare for our entire population. There’s this thing called a budget, and we have larger concerns at the current time than healthcare.

[Caracasus]

As engaging as yet another round of healthcare discussion is, it's also only tangentially related to IM's post.

[Alvecia]

You're right, my apologies

[Heloin]

How much money does she have left and how much are her medical costs? I'm still using the money for Caracasus's revolution but if someone else wants to you could give her just enough money that combined with hers she ends up with nothing.

[Caracasus]

How much money does she have left and how much are her medical costs? I'm still using the money for Caracasus's revolution but if someone else wants to you could give her just enough money that combined with hers she ends up with nothing.

Even with healthcare costs covered, you're looking at a lengthy period of rehabilitation, and I'm hazarding a guess that a nation with such shockingly low standards of healthcare would also lack the support needed for her to re-enter society.

The money's better spent on bribing officials, infrastructure for the dissemination of propaganda and arming the people.

[Alvecia]

Am I me me in this scenario or am I hypothetical me?

Cause hypothetical me doesn't sound like the kind of person who would give her anything.

Me me would probably come to the realisation that I'm a horrible person and try to make it up by giving the money to Ms Black Rose for her medical treatments, and dividing the money between all of the losing contestants that are not yet dead. Those that are I would give their share to their next of kin.

[Kowani]

Well, I did say I would pay for her funeral last time. This is not a funeral. Or. It won’t be if I pay.

[Heloin]

Am I me me in this scenario or am I hypothetical me?

Cause hypothetical me doesn't sound like the kind of person who would give her anything.

Me me would probably come to the realisation that I'm a horrible person and try to make it up by giving the money to Ms Black Rose for her medical treatments, and dividing the money between all of the losing contestants that are not yet dead. Those that are I would give their share to their next of kin.

Would you push someone off a skyscraper because they threatened to jump if you didn't let them win Magic: The Gathering? Because that's what you (the character of the story) did to win the money.

[Holy Tedalonia]

Sue the championship, for bad safety practices, shut and close case after I win. More money for me, or Leblanc (assuming I give her the lawsuit money).

[Alvecia]

Am I me me in this scenario or am I hypothetical me?

Cause hypothetical me doesn't sound like the kind of person who would give her anything.

Me me would probably come to the realisation that I'm a horrible person and try to make it up by giving the money to Ms Black Rose for her medical treatments, and dividing the money between all of the losing contestants that are not yet dead. Those that are I would give their share to their next of kin.

Would you push someone off a skyscraper because they threatened to jump if you didn't let them win Magic: The Gathering? Because that's what you (the character of the story) did to win the money.

Hypothetical me is a dick

[Sicaris]

Am I me me in this scenario or am I hypothetical me?

Cause hypothetical me doesn't sound like the kind of person who would give her anything.

Me me would probably come to the realisation that I'm a horrible person and try to make it up by giving the money to Ms Black Rose for her medical treatments, and dividing the money between all of the losing contestants that are not yet dead. Those that are I would give their share to their next of kin.

Would you push someone off a skyscraper because they threatened to jump if you didn't let them win Magic: The Gathering? Because that's what you (the character of the story) did to win the money.

I mean....it’s 2 billion dollars, come on.

[Ifreann]

Spend the money on an Ocean's 11 heist of whatever fucker pockets all the billions in prize money that was apparently up for grabs.

[Heloin]

How much money does she have left and how much are her medical costs? I'm still using the money for Caracasus's revolution but if someone else wants to you could give her just enough money that combined with hers she ends up with nothing.

Even with healthcare costs covered, you're looking at a lengthy period of rehabilitation, and I'm hazarding a guess that a nation with such shockingly low standards of healthcare would also lack the support needed for her to re-enter society.

The money's better spent on bribing officials, infrastructure for the dissemination of propaganda and arming the people.

People of France come here the story of LeBlanc, cruelly destroyed by the horrible system we now toil under!
"Didn't you push her?"
Many stories are told to discredit the revolution!

[Caracasus]

Even with healthcare costs covered, you're looking at a lengthy period of rehabilitation, and I'm hazarding a guess that a nation with such shockingly low standards of healthcare would also lack the support needed for her to re-enter society.

The money's better spent on bribing officials, infrastructure for the dissemination of propaganda and arming the people.

People of France come here the story of LeBlanc, cruelly destroyed by the horrible system we now toil under!
"Didn't you push her?"
Many stories are told to discredit the revolution!

"Why don't we ask her?"

"Unfortunately she passed away in her sleep a short time after I left her hospital room. Her last words spoke of vengeance against those who wronged her so terribly, so take up arms and bring down this monstrous system once and for all!"