I know it isn't written that well, and I am EXTREMELY open to suggestion. I do think the options 3 & 4 sound good though.
TITLE:
Crossing the Streams
VALIDITY:
Nations who have NOT banned the internet.
Nations who have NOT banned computers.
DESCRIPTION:
After tensions between WhoTube Streamers PooDiePoo and WeSeries reached a breaking point, a young @@DEMONYM@@ man was tragically killed while videoing himself jumping out of a fast moving car "to save his King PooDiePoo" This apparently followed a request from the WhoTube star for stunt clips to use on their channel.
OPTION ONE (1) Validity: Nation Not Atheist
After some heated debate, @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Deputy of Religion, tearfully speaks up. "This is terrible... that poor boy. He threw himself our of a car for no reason other than some 'WhoTube' channel being about to pass this 'PooDiePoo' - whats worse is that this isn't even the first instance... just the climax of a deadly trend. This can tell us only one thing; WhoTube is extremely dangerous. Those faithless heathens on WhoTube are corrupting the youth, and are treated like gods for it! Gods! These fanatical and dangerous acts of devotion are blasphemy. Children shouldn't be devoted to these WhoTubers, they should be devoted to the faith! @@LEADER@@, you should subsidize @@FAITH@@ to teach children morality and devotion from a young age, because if they do not know what the faith is, they won't ever escape from the horrific trap that is WhoTube."
OUTCOME: aspiring @@DEMONYM@@ WhoTubers are now considered heresiarchs
OPTION TWO
"I am not sure about this" whispers your rather stout Minister of Tradition. "The problem here isn't who the children are serving or devoted to. That is a matter of choice that we shouldn't infringe upon. But, I do think we could curb this violent behavior by-" he lowers his voice, "banning the internet. I mean think about it, it is such a dangerous tool. It isn't just WhoTube. People use the internet to recruit children into terrorist groups. I mean, we just caught a young boy trying to go off and become a Liliputian rebel. The internet is bad stuff. I say we get rid of it altogether, and let @@NAME@@ take a breath of fresh air!"
OUTCOME: @@DEMONYM@@ Children can often be found secretly trading WhoTube CDs
OPTION THREE
Local @@CAPITAL@@ International School principal @@RANDOMNAME@@ sighs dramatically, before @@HE@@ says "You know, this whole ruckus has put a stick in my craw. PooDiePoo? WeSeries? Why do we care? This is dumbing down the minds of the youth, and dragging their minds out of the real world and into to some virtual feud, instead of actually paying attention and trying to be a good citizen of @@NAME@@ and @@REGION@@ on the whole. Why do we even put up with this? Kids these days would be much better off if the government sponsored new WhoTubers to produce educational content! The government has massive resources, after all! It would only take a couple @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ here and there, and boom! It would keep their mind on studies, reading, and modern world issues." @@HE@@ looks at his watch before saying "I need to head to class. Students can't teach themselves..."
OUTCOME: when @@DEMONYM@@ kids meet foreigners they are shocked to learn that YayHistory and FunMaths are not their favorite WhoTube Shows
OPTION FOUR
Your cynical niece, a devout PooDiePoo follower, looks over at you with a pale look on her face. "You want to ban PooDiePoo? WhoTube?" she yells in fear. "No, please, no! I mean, you could use them to help you, right? Make them endorse the government in every video if they want to continue to be played in @@NAME@@? That's a compromise, and some of them even do charity work. The government would be beloved by the youth if all their favorite WhoTubers supported it!"
OUTCOME: all WhoTube Channels in @@NAME@@ exhibit tremendous patriotism