Blessed Holy Water - Straight from the Church! [OPEN]

[Knessniet]

Blessed Holy Water^TM

Blessed by REAL clergy!

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Product Details:

Got a demon problem? Is your cat possessed? Do you need cleansing? Look no further than Blessed Holy Water^TM! Blessed by certified clergy of the Knessian Baptist Church, it is sure to channel the power of God into every drop!

Use it to cleanse homes, pets, people, offices, churches, and more! Throw some at those anti-Christian protesters and watch the demons flee! You can even buy in bulk and receive a FREE guide to building a Backyard Baptistry^TM to Baptist the whole neighborhood! Need a gift idea? Give some Blessed Holy Water^TM, it's perfect for the saved and unsaved alike!

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Sizes and Pricing:
(All measurements follow US measuring standards, and are priced in USD.)

- 6 oz. Pocket Bottle: $1.99/unit
- 24 oz. Standard Bottle: $5.99/unit
- 100 oz. Big Can: $33.34/unit
- 1 gal. Jug: $45.71/unit
- 42 gal. Barrel: $89.99/unit (AMAZING DEAL!)

(Orders over $300 receive a FREE Bible and a guide to making a Backyard Baptistry^TM!)

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[UniversalCommons]

Buyer: Office of Economic and Special Warfare, Anomalous Containment Division, Lieutenant Rainbow Light Williams
Container Size: Barrel 42 Gallon
Quantity: 1000
Total Price: $ 89,900.00
Any Requests?: Please make the sure the containers are properly sealed and handled by clergy.

[Australian rePublic]

Is this a for-profit organisation?

[Knessniet]

Is this a for-profit organisation?

No, all proceeds go to the churches of the clergy that bless the water.

[Knessniet]

Buyer: Office of Economic and Special Warfare, Anomalous Containment Division, Lieutenant Rainbow Light Williams
Container Size: Barrel 42 Gallon
Quantity: 1000
Total Price: $ 89,900.00
Any Requests?: Please make the sure the containers are properly sealed and handled by clergy.

Thank you for your purchase!

Your payment has been processed. Please allow 8-10 days for shipping, as this is a large order. You have qualified for our free literature as mentioned in the offer, which as been included with your order.

Thank you for choosing Blessed Holy Water^TM for your holy water needs!

[Australian rePublic]

Is this a for-profit organisation?

No, all proceeds go to the churches of the clergy that bless the water.

You failed to understand. Let's pretend we're manufacturing toy, wooden trains. The timbre we use costs $12 per train. $6 is our costs of goods sold (COGS), then we have other expenses, wages, machines, building maintance (painting, bills, etc.), rent, etc. Let's estimate that that costs $9 per train. Let's add another $1 for taxation, and $2 for shipping. This brings the cost of manufacturing the trains to $30. Now, we sell these trains for $35 including tax. This means that we make a $5 taxable profit, after we pay wages (or in the case of a church, after we pay the clergy). Where does the $5 go? If that $5 goes to the owners, managers or shareholders, you're a for-profit organisation. If the $5 goes to the poor, a community, or is donated to charity or a community group, then you're a not-for-profit organisation. Therefore, my question still stands. Is this a for-profit organisation?

[Knessniet]

No, all proceeds go to the churches of the clergy that bless the water.

You failed to understand. Let's pretend we're manufacturing toy, wooden trains. The timbre we use costs $12 per train. $6 is our costs of goods sold (COGS), then we have other expenses, wages, machines, building maintance (painting, bills, etc.), rent, etc. Let's estimate that that costs $9 per train. Let's add another $1 for taxation, and $2 for shipping. This brings the cost of manufacturing the trains to $30. Now, we sell these trains for $35 including tax. This means that we make a $5 taxable profit, after we pay wages (or in the case of a church, after we pay the clergy). Where does the $5 go? If that $5 goes to the owners, managers or shareholders, you're a for-profit organisation. If the $5 goes to the poor, a community, or is donated to charity or a community group, then you're a not-for-profit organisation. Therefore, my question still stands. Is this a for-profit organisation?

I understood your question. I said it goes to the CHURCHES of the clergy who bless it, which themselves are religious non-for-profits, as they run community programs without charging a fee for said programs.

[Deltanium]

Buyer: The Kaiserin of all Delts, Alyssa I
Container Size: 42 gal.
Quantity: 100
Total Price: 8900.00$
Any Requests?: Nope.

[Knessniet]

Buyer: The Kaiserin of all Delts, Alyssa I
Container Size: 42 gal.
Quantity: 100
Total Price: 8900.00$
Any Requests?: Nope.

Thank you for your purchase!

Your order has shipped, and will arrive in 5-8 days. Your order has qualified to receive the free literature noted in the order information, and will be shipped with the order.

Thank you for choosing Blessed Holy Water^TM for your Holy Water needs!

[Deltanium]

Buyer: The Kaiserin of all Delts, Alyssa I
Container Size: 42 gal.
Quantity: 100
Total Price: 8900.00$
Any Requests?: Nope.

Thank you for your purchase!

Your order has shipped, and will arrive in 5-8 days. Your order has qualified to receive the free literature noted in the order information, and will be shipped with the order.

Thank you for choosing Blessed Holy Water^TM for your Holy Water needs!

"Yeah, I just want to mix them with pepper and pour them in the eyes of some homeless dude. "


Kaiserin Alyssa I, probably gone mad.

[Blueflarst]

Blessed Holy Water^TM

Blessed by REAL clergy!

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Product Details:

Got a demon problem? Is your cat possessed? Do you need cleansing? Look no further than Blessed Holy Water^TM! Blessed by certified clergy of the Knessian Baptist Church, it is sure to channel the power of God into every drop!

Use it to cleanse homes, pets, people, offices, churches, and more! Throw some at those anti-Christian protesters and watch the demons flee! You can even buy in bulk and receive a FREE guide to building a Backyard Baptistry^TM to Baptist the whole neighborhood! Need a gift idea? Give some Blessed Holy Water^TM, it's perfect for the saved and unsaved alike!

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Sizes and Pricing:
(All measurements follow US measuring standards, and are priced in USD.)

- 6 oz. Pocket Bottle: $1.99/unit
- 24 oz. Standard Bottle: $5.99/unit
- 100 oz. Big Can: $33.34/unit
- 1 gal. Jug: $45.71/unit
- 42 gal. Barrel: $89.99/unit (AMAZING DEAL!)

(Orders over $300 receive a FREE Bible and a guide to making a Backyard Baptistry^TM!)

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Order Form:

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Buyer: Blueflarst
Container Size:  42 gal. Barre
Quantity: 49999
Total Price:4409510 dollars
Any Requests?: Instructions on how to bless ammo with them in case of demoniac invasion distribute 3000 of them to different groups of exorcist individuals


[Silver Commonwealth]

Silver Commonwealth's Ministry of Faith

Greetings from the Ministry of Faith.

We heard about your offer of holy water, and we decided to buy a couple of it, as a bunch of it is needed at the moment for one of our religious organizations. It is not that large amount, but we still hope, that it is good.

Buyer: ''Mormon State Church of Rockies''
Container Size: ''42 gal. Barrel''
Quantity: ''6 barrels of holy water''
Total Price: ''539,94 $''
Any Requests?: ''Perhaps clergy should seal barrels, so water wouldn't accidentally spill out?''

[Dark Socialism]

Buyer: The State Orthodox Catholic Church of Irouviamerica
Container Size: 42. Gal Barrel
Quantity: 70 Barrels
Total Price:$6229.30

[Knessniet]

Thank you buyers!

Due to an influx of orders, we are informing all buyers that their orders are being fulfilled. Due to the quantities ordered, expect a delay of up to 12 days including shipping time. We thank you for your patience, and hope you buy with us again.

- The Clergy at Blessed Holy Water^TM

[Karu Nadu]

Buyer: Jaddar Christian
Container Size: 42 gallon barrel
Quantity: 1
Total Price: $ 89.99
Any Requests?: Can you put some spice in it? Haldi, maybe?