NSPolandball 3: Return Of The Countryballs (4 YEARS!)

[Sefy the Great]

GOOD SIR YOU ARE ON A VERY LUCKY STREAK THEN

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ALCHEMY SUCKER?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN POURING INTO YOUR DRINK EACH DAY, JUST TO STOP YOU FROM BREAKING THE RULES?

[Danubian Peoples]

https://i.imgur.com/c0FTmIr.png
Click on link for image

Switched out the gun for a turret, sorry. Even if it's a little OP it's waay more 'roboty.' Also I'm disappointed that no one got the Robosphere pun. (Famous French guy that's not Bonaparte)
Also I omitted the alt-dimension cable idea, because even tho it was funny, it would make it way too easy for even Sealand to simply pull hard enough on the cable, and bye-bye threat.

Also, you do realize that r/Polandball rules don't have a monopoly on Polandball rules, y'know. I mean, we have different rules for different reasons. A mapping channel on Youtube for one is likely to use tools, because it makes their clays look neat, something important when you'll be looking at the same clays for perhaps over an hour, depending on how long the series takes. All this is just my opinion tho, and you guys are still free to sacrifice heretics to Maori.

[Lamoni]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ALCHEMY SUCKER?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN POURING INTO YOUR DRINK EACH DAY, JUST TO STOP YOU FROM BREAKING THE RULES?

You two could get in trouble for playing around with the text like that. Knock it off.

[Danubian Peoples]

Here's a token of gratitude for the mod that just visited us. Sorry for omitting the letters on your flag though, by the tame I realized I made the eagle to big, it was too late.

[Alamka]

no u

[Danubian Peoples]

Why?

[Tengania]

https://i.imgur.com/c0FTmIr.png
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Switched out the gun for a turret, sorry. Even if it's a little OP it's waay more 'roboty.' Also I'm disappointed that no one got the Robosphere pun. (Famous French guy that's not Bonaparte)
Also I omitted the alt-dimension cable idea, because even tho it was funny, it would make it way too easy for even Sealand to simply pull hard enough on the cable, and bye-bye threat.

Also, you do realize that r/Polandball rules don't have a monopoly on Polandball rules, y'know. I mean, we have different rules for different reasons. A mapping channel on Youtube for one is likely to use tools, because it makes their clays look neat, something important when you'll be looking at the same clays for perhaps over an hour, depending on how long the series takes. All this is just my opinion tho, and you guys are still free to sacrifice heretics to Maori.

What if you made the blue stripe on the Terminator France the turret?
Like this:

So it can rotate like it's a ship turret but on it's side; aim left-right by France turning himself, up-down by the turret rotating

[Danubian Peoples]

Here's an example of how Robosphere is depicted in the few times it is. That's where I got the inspiration for the turret design. And seriously, why does no one get the name pun? Robespierre, Robosphere. In fact the character was originally the conceptualization of a spelling mistake someone made on Reddit.

[Kyrusia]

Jurisdiction: Moderators are responsible for the NationStates site. We have no jurisdiction over any third-party sites, forums, or groups, and cannot guarantee their content. Where Moderators participate in off-site groups, they do not act in an official NationStates capacity. Actions that take place outside NationStates should be reported to the administrators of that site or to law enforcement. They may additionally be reported to NationStates via a Getting Help Request, but we will not take action except in the extraordinary case that a user is judged to pose an unacceptable ongoing risk to users of the NationStates site or the site itself. Please don't bring non-NationStates business to the NationStates forums or the Getting Help page.

This is a direct quote from the One Stop Rule Shop. Your off-site drama - and that is a collective "your" - does not belong here. By definition, they are off-topic and threadjacking. NS is not the place to act-out your schoolyard drama. It is not the place to fling accusations. It is not the place to draw exceptionally graphic comics about other players.

This thread is NOT your personal club house. Your interpersonal disputes are not the topic of this thread.

You want a personal club house where all of you can behave as you wish, unbeholden to our rules, make one. Moderation does not care who started this "feud" or "argument"; it will, however, be Moderation that finishes it. No doubt there is probably more actionable behavior even farther back in this fast-paced thread, but I've split-out the thread entirely from where I began. Few people in the recent pages of this thread are "innocent," with offenses ranging from exceptionally egregious flamebaiting/flaming to mere threadjacking, and the amount of Red Text™ being handed out in this post is most certainly going to reflect that.

Yeah, but he kinda should have expected people to get upset after spamming y'all

*cough cough*

EDIT: ye inconsiderate blyat

Continue? I never did it in the first time. I am honestly disgusted at your inhumanity and horribleness. This is only a game and you all aggressively attack me and then
flip the blame on me, which makes me lose all my friends. It make me wonder who's behind that screen, a human or some cruel A.I. wishing to bully those "not-as-popular" nations. I am refraining from crying. What you did was never right and you should all calm down. The war's over, we're going to become human again, am I correct?

yes welcome back to petty arguing

Mhmm "countryball community" wannabes. A real countryball community would work together to resolve a conflict, not put the entire thing on one nation and make him lose his friends. No matter how big you are, you are all in pieces. You drive away new nations because you only like yourselves and no-one else. I finally give up, I cannot get the public to see your cruelty and inhumanity. Goodbye, NSPolandball, you are just unwelcoming and you only like to stay in your little group. Feel free to contact me, but I don't want to see your horribleness again. This is not a community, This is a reputation-ruining gang! If I had never come here to see you devils, I'd maybe still have some friends. You ruined it all and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. This is a warning for all young nations with friends to steer away if you plan to keep your friends and not get bullied and then banned for no reason. You have been warned.

(If this gets taken down, I still have to post screenshots everywhere to save the smaller nations that you will all impale with your cruelty.)

[snip]

Alamka: Between your chronic threadjacking, spam, and flaming/baiting (Moderation is fairly familiar with Russian mat and its uptick of use)? *** 3-day ban for threadjacking, spam, flaming/baiting. ***

That’s what we mean. We only did what was right. However, you shouldn’t take forgiveness as an excuse to continue.

“I never did the first time”
Then point out who started it? And link the thread.

“aggressively attack”
We only asked you to stop spamming. On the other hand, you were the one taking this outside of NS, fabricating “proof” that we have “bullied” you (since removed), drawing a threatening comic, and blocking one of us on DeviantArt.

“flip the blame”
We only pointed out that you were spamming and asked you to stop.

And yes, I am a human that is capable of judgement of what is right. On the other hand, you were the one that took it too far by spamming and threatening other users, and we only told you to stop.

“you should all calm down”
Maybe think of that for yourself.

Keep in mind that I’m the last one tolerating you here, the others are already fed up by now.

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Fellow NSPBers, what are your judgements?

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Dawetid: Indulging in a threadjack is still threadjacking, with your final comic taking this into the realm of flamebaiting. *** Warning for threadjacking and baiting. ***

Any of y'all remember that alamka stuff?
At the time I wasn't involved because I wasn't given enough info to care from the guy. but looking into it now,

I would like to apologies on behalf all Da-Polandball people because that entire fiasco was unnecessary and dumb. that shouldn't have escalated to the place.
it might be because I don't have the required chromosome count to think this is acceptable behavior (something DA is sadly known for) but the way he acted was dumb

tl;dr I got second hand embarrassment from that and I'm sorry for not looking in to this and trying to reign him in

Good fucking Christ this shit again

m8 you're the one who started this shit again

Thurlburg: Indulging in a threadjack is still threadjacking. Unofficial warning for threadjacking.

In my opinion, I'm quite tired of Alamka's rambling again. He's making it seem as if we're the criminals, whereas he broke site rules several times, and after getting warned he didn't even stop. Now, he's doing it again. Everyone, ignore Alamka's cry for attention, because he'll just keep on going if we do tell him to quit it. Give him some time, and he'll quit it.

Yeah. He spammed a bunch, remember? Got warned for it.

Now that Alamka's gone, we can get back to art. And we can start up the portal plot (that is one day overdue oh heck)!

And now you take pleasure in what you previously claimed was ruining your life.
Get lost, Alamka. It's somewhat clear you've outstayed your welcome. At least start actually doing something that doesn't include spamming the thread.

New Excalibus: Indulging in a threadjack is still threadjacking. Unofficial warning for threadjacking.

Oh.. Sorry for acting so naively towards Alamka. I'm afraid to say and I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to retract my seemingly misguided sympathy towards him/her. Sorry, both to the thread at large for naively accepting his pleas and to Alamka, for retracting my statement.

Also: Wait he violated site rules? Now that he's doing it again, does it warrant another report?

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I thought we got over this but nooo..

Alamka, knock it off. I never really liked you posting one-liner blurbs, and I don't like you posting incorrect multiple-liner blurbs either, despite the difference. For one, I'd suggest you do less talking and more drawing, and y'know, act a little 'normally' (stop joking about your status too).

As for Dawetid and Ausina, please, just stop. If you want to debate this, I suggest you do it over telegrams, because as a wise poster once said: 'the last time we had a prolonged discussion outside of art the thread was locked.' or something like that. I don't want the thread locked again. And if you guys are so uppity about this guy, why not file a moderation report?

Sorry if this comes off as rude to one of or both parties.

Uhhhh..sorry in advance.

Alamka you may be offended by this, sorry.
[LINK REDACTED BY MODERATION]

I feel kinda bad for this. If I get a warning or even a ban, I probably deserve it. It's just that, this guy has been disrupting the thread's flow.

Danubian Peoples: I initially thought, like the rest, you'd be getting a warning (or unofficial) for threadjacking. Then you baited with one image, then flamed/baited egregiously with another. There is no place on this site for graphic drawings clearly meant to represent players being dead and disemboweled. The fact you have no Moderation record becomes irrelevant in the face of this egregious offense. *** 3-day ban for threadjacking and flaming/baiting. ***

[snip]

Ausinia: Indulging a threadjack is still threadjacking. Unofficial warning for threadjacking.

I’m honestly disgusted by your behaviour here, Alamka. You should be ashamed of yourself. How the hell have we lost you friends? Your friends are on DA. If you didn’t post screenshots of you doing bad stuff and being called out for it from the forum onto DA, maybe you’d still have friends. Which I very much doubt you’ve lost all your friends. You have a hundred and eight watchers, after all. Why would you blame those who warned you against committing a crime for you losing friends because of it? It just doesn’t make sense. I’m not going to be the attempted neutral dude, and try to stop anyone from “harassing” you, and trying to strike peace. You’ve shown us that you don’t deserve supporters.

People should be warned against joining you and your group on DA, especially if someone so quick to anger, point blame, and falsely accuse is running it.

Tengania: Indulging a threadjack is still threadjacking. Unofficial warning for threadjacking. Secondly: you do not need to keep this thread appraised of your reporting of things; that's not your job, and all it does is inflame situations further and, increasingly, look like attempting to use Moderators-as-a-Weapon, an actionable offense all its own. You see something you think is actionable: report it. Drop the running commentary.

My first NSPolandball drawing, which describes the whole Alamka problem, but from my perspective.

The Biggles Syndicate: Indulging in a threadjack is still threadjacking. Unofficial warning for threadjacking.

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In the case I have not made myself clear...

This "feud" ends now. Period.

Keep your offsite drama off-site. We are not here to settle your schoolyard drama for you, and this thread is not your personal club house. Whatever problems you may have with one another, add them to your Foe List, and stop responding to them. If they break the rules, report them. This thread is about designing Polandballs based off your nation, its stereotypes, and its culture (and sub-cultures), not as a venue for all of you to take snipes at one another. If it devolves to that again, Moderation may have to discuss locking this thread permanently and prohibiting its re-creation entirely.

This thread will be un-locked once I am convinced this message has sunk-in.

[Aaaaaa]

...Well then, now that that's all settled. I started making this prior to the threadlock, as I wanted a higher resolution Aaaaaaball then the first one I posted. Figure this is as good a time as any to post it:

[Devernia]

also cancer

[New Transeurasia]

[The Biggles Syndicate]

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What Kyrusia said a couple of posts ago.

[Kyrusia]

But seriously... This isn't a chat thread. Let's tone back the spammy reaction images a touch, shall we? Much obliged.

[Ausinia]

Hers my entry, let me explain:

The flag above is my in earth (IE?) flag, it’s russia invading the Baltics again, and I essentially am north Poland. Except a little modern (I know there is an actual flag but eh). The first picture is Poland warning me then Russia pummeling us while laughing.

[New Excalibus]

Hers my entry, let me explain:

The flag above is my in earth (IE?) flag, it’s russia invading the Baltics again, and I essentially am north Poland. Except a little modern (I know there is an actual flag but eh). The first picture is Poland warning me then Russia pummeling us while laughing.

(Image)
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Your art style has greatly improved! Good job!

[Maori Moon]

Okay... now that Kyrussia has ended WWII for good...

I guess I'll post the long overdue requests.

PS: Anyone interested in doing a collab with me? Details to come with the later post.

I've canceled the collab, with two main reasons:

1) The whole ordeal that just went down. No comment on that.
2) My idea is crap. After thinking about it for quite a while, I''ve come to the conclusion that my idea isn't good. So I've scrapped it.
That said... and no promises on this, but maybe there'll be something for December?

That said, this isn't going to be just a text post. I've already done waay to much of that.

Here's my entry for the alternate history contest thing. Speaking of which, do you want me to be judge? If so, I can null my entry.

Following the crushing American defeats in Sacramento, the United States is forced to pull out of the war in 1944, going into massive debt. Imperial Japan gains Western United States, and victory blows over to the Axis side.
As lucky as they had been, the Germans and Japanese had been unable to make the Soviets or the British surrender. Exhausted and low on supplies, the Axis had been forced to end the war. Germany and Japan had indeed gotten regions of Russia, however, they were unable to capitulate them.
Fast forward to 1949, four years after the Axis victory of WWII, a secondary war is planned by the Axis. Unfortunately, major discontent among the Southeast Asian populace delays the plans to invade by several years as Japan tries to put them down. This takes a massive toll on the Japanese economy, and fearing loose ends backstabbing, decides to release Western United States under Region Nine in 1950, a semi-autonomous country only partially controlled by Japan, in hopes that the relaxed authority quells any discontent in the region.
December 1958. In the midst of the unexpected Soviet-Axis War, started in 1957, soviet leader... Josef Stalin?! I thought he died in '53! Well, whatever, he ordered that someone be sent to Region Nine to spark communist uprisings.

Spoiler Alert: The communists sparked a civil war and won.

Can HBK into comic where Pan-Asiatic States gives little kid HBK a gun then tells him to shoot Fardhin in return for cool new toys? Danke in advance!

HBK:(Image)
PAS:(Image)
Fardhin:(Image)

anime-esque ending version: https://ibb.co/k1gBPf
normal coloring ending version: https://ibb.co/nM77x0

now that we have a "how to draw" tutorial, can we have a "how to post the darn pictures on the thread without semi-breaking nationstates" tutorial?

Sure!
Step 1: S̶̡͔͔͚̤͈̩͍̪̳̝͝ͅü̵͙̝̖̩̖̫̈m̴̢̺̗̥̒̿͑̐͒̌̑̀͂͝m̵̙̘̦̩͖̙̯̏̎͐̑͝͝͝o̸̢̨̙̲͇͚͋̃n̸̛̛̮̩̰̠̹͕̭̊̒͗̀͑̆́̏̅͆̓̚͜ ̵̦͈̊̀ṭ̵̨̭̇̈̒͋͗h̴͚̝͙̭̦͇̮͖̦̼̏̋͋̏́́̀̽͝͝͠͝é̴̗̮̞̝͜ ̵̫̰̖̈̓̈̏̀̌̊̏͘̚d̷̥̻̺̯͖̭̩̝̭͚̣͂̓̏̑̉̋è̸̢͉̼̫̙̀́̊̈́͠m̴̞͕̜̥̭͇͍͕͆̎̊͋̃̈́̋̚͠o̵̢̻͎͙͍̪͓̖͍͚̹͑̀̀͗̆͋̅͗̕ṋ̸̡͇̗͇͕̤̈́̃̕͜s̵̨͉̜̼̯̭̥̞̜̀͐́̕ ̴̳͕͓͓͕̤̜̤̮̳̩̹̎̏̓̔̆̈́̃̃̕͝ọ̶̳̻̲͔͇̯͈̟̫̖̥͔͛̑͐̀͘͝f̵̧̖̥̬̙͇͇̲͍̫͓͚̚ ̴̡͇̥̤͂̈́͋̂́̂͊̏̈́́̃i̵̜͕͚͌̎͛́̾̎̔̀̃̀m̵̩̞͓̱̫̲͇͈̥̏͛͊̔ǧ̶̮̘̂̌̀͒̐u̵̫͚̺͒͐͒͌͒̈́̇̋̈́r̶̨̛͍̘͉̞̝͙̦͓͈̭͙̆̏͆̎̈́̈́̂̄̈́̍͜͜ͅ

https://imgur.com/6iRGEoe
imgur still is on the fritz for me, so here's a picture of a depressed Australia-Hungary. now to my Request: what has Australia-Hungary seen that he classes as "unspeakable"? this is just a thing i thought of doing after i realized how depressed i can make the image look.

I ask for my flag (leave out the wolf) preferably holding a rifle or sitting in a tank or something. Either way could you make it look like its gone through a war but its extremely pissed? Thanks!

Version without the gun shooting: https://ibb.co/kuaGqL
Version without the armor: https://ibb.co/hgOrPf
Version without the armor and the gun shooting: https://ibb.co/cMahVL
Just the armor suit with the gunfire: https://ibb.co/b05XVL
Just the armor suit without the gunfire: https://ibb.co/k2SCVL
Just the countryball with the gunfire: https://ibb.co/i8FMPf
Just the countryball without the gunfire: https://ibb.co/miCeAL

*clicks shotgun*
Say that again, but slowly

Ten-ga-ni-a-is-of-bet-ter

But don’t op worry! Am op medical professional! now let me check your op heartbeat *He Reveals a Stethoscope and he places the eartips on his ears and places the diaphragm on your heart* oh.. oh op no. *he removes the eartips from his ears and says* it’s... it’s corruption

Pfft, you think that's bad?! My citizens haven't seen a patch of grass in 50 years!!

May i have a Polandball for Tara Rumaneaca and my region please?

Comic request.

Pan-Asiatic States is boasting a fleet and battlecruiser, then Fardhin's own outdated broken warships damage the battlecruiser and break through the fleet screaming "Allahu Akbar".

More meme-ish version:

Hello! Could one plox make Versiliaball with sword and helmet, looking much fierce? Inspiration came from here.

Would like Versiliaball carrying sword like this, unsheathed, and with helmet like this, though no need for lots of helmet detail.
Thankies!

Edit: oh, should probably gib flag. here.

me: yey my hand is better
also me: quick post something so you might get noticed by maori

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You've been noticed. Was that so hard now?

Really good drawing btw

and the rise of Jack the October.

*chuckles before realizing what this means*
Smiles has earned recognition from Maori!
*pleased sounds*
^{i can't see the images from everyone rn, but i'll comment on the latest installments and pictures soon guys, gals and people with squids for heads.}

*nods*
*awkward silence ensues because I couldn't socialize if my life depended on it *

[The Last Stars]

Ah shoot, Maori Moon’s back at it again with the SUPERIOR art! Gosh you’re so good ;;

big oof

[The Islands of Versilia]

Whoaaaa...
Maori Moony is God.
Utmost gratitude to thee!

[New Excalibus]

Whoaaaa...
Maori Moony is God.
Utmost gratitude to thee!

Welcome to Maorism, the official religion of NSPolandball.

[Breligium]

Wow! Maori Moon thats a good comic of me! XD

[Ausinia]

Hers my entry, let me explain:

The flag above is my in earth (IE?) flag, it’s russia invading the Baltics again, and I essentially am north Poland. Except a little modern (I know there is an actual flag but eh). The first picture is Poland warning me then Russia pummeling us while laughing.

(Image)
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Your art style has greatly improved! Good job!

Thx, its about the only art I can do.

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

I've been off for a day and I return and everything is just nice and swell.

All is fine here.

[Demirestad]

Hey La Paz de Los Ricos, how do you want to go about the sequence where Demirestadball tries to talk to you in the hospital, because I am going to take a guess from the foreshadowing done by Sefy that "Jack" may make an appearance while I am there. You know maybe that could be a way where 'Jack' finds out someone else is on his trail, although he doesn't know who it is exactly.

You could have Demirestadball enter the reception area of the hospital, talk with a nurse about where Los Ricos is, and eventually have him dramatically bust into Los Ricos' hospital room and say something like "I need to speak with you."

It's up to you to decide, just an idea that might work.

I want to see if Jack does actually make an appearance and starts to slice us up, though.

Your idea sounded good, now I will let you take it from here.

Some ideas for some questions he will ask him might be:
- "What did you see before you were attacked?"
- "Did the killer say anything?"
- "Do you have any hints as to who attacked you?"

[Demirestad]

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Aw dang it, was kind of looking forward to seeing what that collab would have been like. Personally I think you should share the idea anyways because it might be better then you think, but thats just me.

Also something completely different, I would like to see how other artists would make some of the things in my history/stuff we have done on the forum, so I am going to make a versatile request to see where it goes. So I request either...
- Demirestad during the Unificationist Revolutions. (Check History Factbooks https://www.nationstates.net/nation=demirestad/detail=factbook )
- The Empire of Tannenreich (Again Check History Factbooks)
- Walderdackia (Check Hanves of Demirestad https://www.nationstates.net/nation=demirestad/detail=factbook/id=966049 )
- United Socialist Welder States (Flag image https://imgur.com/bovWGqF )
- Demirestad PI (From the Jack of Smiles Event Thing)
- Or choose something that you think would be cool! Just add some context when you post it.

You can choose any of those requests, just make sure to make it clear which one you choose. I might add responses to this in its own little factbook with shoutouts for the creators. Can't wait to see what you guys create!