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YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...3

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Wolflandil
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Founded: Jun 15, 2014
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YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...3

Postby Wolflandil » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:36 pm

The third thread made of this topic. If you dont know what to do, make your leader react to waking up next to the leader of the nation above...
Edit for clarification: Where Your Leader wakes up is completely up to you. (Well, as long as it stays within Nationstates Rules.)
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civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: Banshees attack Wolfic Capital, War of survival declared. "Wolflandil isn't alone in the Universe? I guess we missed a spot." Says Belyy Almaz.. Wolflandil attempts to contact ancient allies to see if other civilizations remain near Wolflandil.

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Destructive Government Economic System
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Posts: 3050
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:41 pm

How in the name of almighty tyrant DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-Il did you not get crushed by my gargantuan-sized body?

You are the biggest enigma to me...


-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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Ungvarnfjall
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:43 pm

"DRAGON! DRAGON! AAAAHHHH!!!"

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir
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The Ungvarn Herald:~ Major collapse in Ygsvaak Hold, halting the construction of the second Deep City even further. No confirmed deaths, but massive damage to construction equipment and walls of the 'hellmouth' of the city. ••• Jarkajana has declared war on Sigsor, possibly for the aggressions against their people in the past. ••• Several cities and hundreds of villages have begun the Winter's End festivities. Cities are draped in pink and red flowers and great fires and parades will be seen across the nation until the only snow is on the mountains.
Current Month: Fojrnheill
Say NO to NS Stats.
You'd better hope this nation doesn't represent my views
Your toes, hand 'em over.
A 58 civilization, according to this index.

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Black Providence
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Black Providence » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm

"Hello, great dragon. If you want to see my dimension burn, I regret to inform you that my dimension is made of the Void which is not flammable."

AN: "Greetings. Please kindly provide me a reason not to throw you out of the Citadel."
- Black Providence
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Our Lord and Savior
Extension of Zitravgrad's canon. Undergoing Major Conspiracy Theories Retconning

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Valmare
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Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Valmare » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm

“Not one word. Not. One.”

- Elected Admiral
A level 16 civilization (Tier 6, Level 0, Type 5), according to this index.

The Valmare Confederacy does not 100% reflect my views.
Valmare 8values score

All factbooks to be considered works-in-progress as they are constantly being changed and updated.
NS stats are not always an accurate representation of the state of Valmare, depending on the statistic in question.

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Teutonican Empire
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm

"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)
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Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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Valmare
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Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Valmare » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:48 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)


My bad, still getting that up. Been lazy as of late.
/skip
A level 16 civilization (Tier 6, Level 0, Type 5), according to this index.

The Valmare Confederacy does not 100% reflect my views.
Valmare 8values score

All factbooks to be considered works-in-progress as they are constantly being changed and updated.
NS stats are not always an accurate representation of the state of Valmare, depending on the statistic in question.

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Black Providence
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Black Providence » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:50 pm

Valmare wrote:“Not one word. Not. One.”

- Elected Admiral

"I would say the same to you but I don't think any soul will believe your claim to have woken up next to a giant black octopus."

/skip
Our Lord and Savior
Extension of Zitravgrad's canon. Undergoing Major Conspiracy Theories Retconning

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The City-State of Palmont
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Posts: 113
Founded: Apr 27, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The City-State of Palmont » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:59 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie


"... I seriously don't want to know, just get out before the neighbor of the apartment 208 smells you and asks for a piece" - Nikki
Light theme users! Prepare to suffer!
NS Stats were cut and left unfinished.
This nation is effectively based off NFS: Carbon
The sounds of Palmont City!
Join this Discord server and get a unique chance to hear me sing! Tickets only 5NZ$.
Who I am (With political and social views, proceed with discretion)
Every comment uttered by yours truly shall be taken with a grain of salt.


Palmont PD internal broadcasts: *Static and just static*

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:00 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

"Empress, while I respect what you did to modernize your nation, what makes you think you have the right to come in here while I'm asleep? Why are you even sleeping in here? Your species always complains that our beds are too hard."
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
"When did you get in here and why? Did you not think what would happen if I rolled over at any point?"
-Valstrath Dragua
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Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Tigrexia
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: May 09, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Tigrexia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:02 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:
Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

"Empress, while I respect what you did to modernize your nation, what makes you think you have the right to come in here while I'm asleep? Why are you even sleeping in here? Your species always complains that our beds are too hard."
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
Pending

"While this is quite comfortable, may you please leave before my wife comes home? Or at least go into the living room for a cup of coffee."
-Ghost Tigrex
My region is set during the Star Trek Online timeline, so the year is 2411. Tigrexia is a member of both the Klingon Empire and the Romulan Republic. So we are an FT Nation.
Does this nation represent my views? I don't know. Is it important? No.
And remember, I am the Senate!

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Teutonican Empire
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Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:03 pm

Disclaimer time:

Teutonicans don't smell fishy. As a predatory race they're naturally going to have a pretty weak scent.

As for Zravvisk, not sure where you got that from. Why would a combat-oriented race complain about beds, especially when they're not modernized entirely?


/skip
Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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The Zravvisk
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Founded: Jan 07, 2017
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Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:13 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:Disclaimer time:

Teutonicans don't smell fishy. As a predatory race they're naturally going to have a pretty weak scent.

As for Zravvisk, not sure where you got that from. Why would a combat-oriented race complain about beds, especially when they're not modernized entirely?


/skip

Because our beds tend a cleared spot on the steel floor with maybe a cushion or two.
/SKIP
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Teutonican Empire
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Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:16 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:-snip-

That's not really that bad. Plenty of humans can deal with that.
/skip
Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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The Biggles Syndicate
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Posts: 642
Founded: May 18, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:28 pm

"Thank God I had a conference down in the southern lands at the time. Just what was that weird guy doing in my bed?"
- President Valence

"Sir, we are unaware. For some weird reason, those disappointing degenerates in the cities are selling 'body pillows' of you."
- Syndicate Intelligence Officer Skybrow

"Geez...could you imagine the shenanigans that could ensue? What if one of them were to put one of those pillows in another leader's bed and they'd think it was me? No, wait...there's no way that would happen. Maybe all of this talk of those gravitational anomalies is getting me too nervous."
- President Valence
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Astoriya
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Posts: 655
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:42 pm

'...why are you in my bed, and can you please get out?' -RP
*proceeds to fall asleep again'

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:46 pm

"How and why do you humans keep coming in here? I thought I fixed that lock. Is there something you need that was too urgent to not wait for me to open my office, but not enough to wake me?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fallen Albali » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:19 pm

"What the fuck?! You need to get lost, I really do not care how big you are."
- Amaki
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
Roulons News Network | Officials in the Vehrhaer have proposed creating a naval arm for the upcoming warships - currently, these ships, which have yet to be named, will be under the Army's authority.
IC year is 2041 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.3 million
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Bluelight-R006
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Posts: 2792
Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:23 pm

”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”
The Quintessential, Powerful Realm of Bluelight
A ridiculously overpowered benevolent dictatorship realm, dominant underground, on land, in the air and space with magical quasar-exhaling dragons defending the land and space. Takes up almost all existence known, ‘perfect,’ awe-inspiring and its leader handsome, intelligent, has caring qualities with god-like powers.
NE’ER E’ER USE OUR NSstats! REAL STATS
Rated 0, Class A, 10/10 and 0.066.
Heralding Forth the Proclamation of Tribulation t’wards deniers of Bluelight’s almightiness: The Lightian Spirit makes memes of the eradication of an incoming wave of a FFT empire centimetres off the border, whom the Lightine Forces decided to troll into thinking they were winning

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Ungvarnfjall
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:26 pm

"Where is Thorir? You answer now, or I will take your throat."

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir
The Ungvarn Herald:~ Major collapse in Ygsvaak Hold, halting the construction of the second Deep City even further. No confirmed deaths, but massive damage to construction equipment and walls of the 'hellmouth' of the city. ••• Jarkajana has declared war on Sigsor, possibly for the aggressions against their people in the past. ••• Several cities and hundreds of villages have begun the Winter's End festivities. Cities are draped in pink and red flowers and great fires and parades will be seen across the nation until the only snow is on the mountains.
Current Month: Fojrnheill
Say NO to NS Stats.
You'd better hope this nation doesn't represent my views
Your toes, hand 'em over.
A 58 civilization, according to this index.

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Hystaria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 495
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:27 pm

Bluelight-R006 wrote:”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
[spoiler= Official Allies]Bolkenia
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
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Posts: 1486
Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:36 pm

Hystaria wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

Did we just have sex
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second
The Deutsches Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where Germany won the First Weltkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a Federal Monarchy. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second. For more information.
Socialist Minecraft Server wrote:Im thinking about what im thinking about what im thinking
Ethnic Female German living in [REDACTED] (Not comfortable with revealing my identity).

Proud Monarch of the ♔♚IMPERION COALITION♚♔
Retconning lots of lore so expect some non-sensical parts in my factbooks.

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Hystaria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 495
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:43 pm

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:
Hystaria wrote:...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

Did we just have sex
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second

Yes, we may have.
-Maxim Gorgen, riser of the ashes
/skip
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A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
[spoiler= Official Allies]Bolkenia
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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My Own Imagination
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Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby My Own Imagination » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:54 am

“...I’m thinking of a current blonde joke that might apply to you...”
- The Self-Insert Gary Stu
Update: Premolar teeth removed!

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1115
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:30 am

"Please kindly refrain from that. It is inappropriate... otherwise known as I am sick of hearing those jokes."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady
You would think I am dead, but it is I, buried six feet under the snow.
Under HUGE Renovation.
I hope to be back at some point.

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