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SELLING CROPS AND HUMAN MEAT!

A meeting place where national storefronts can tout their wares and discuss trade. [In character]
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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

SELLING CROPS AND HUMAN MEAT!

Postby Cryzia » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:51 pm

Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

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Blueflarst
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Posts: 72
Founded: Aug 25, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blueflarst » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:09 pm

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

Know that your nation will be invaded by challenge by Blueflarst army for human cannibal

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Misthas
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Feb 05, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Misthas » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:25 pm

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

You people are despicable.
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Rusthenia
Envoy
 
Posts: 254
Founded: Jun 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rusthenia » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:28 pm

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.



this is disgusting!
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NStats not used. this nation isn't my political views.

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The Tory Islands
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Nov 15, 2013
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Tory Islands » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:41 am

The Papal Protectorate of the Tory Islands considers it its bounden duty to invade Cryzia for its despicable trade practices, practices that offend God and man.
History student, living in Calcutta, India. Just turned twenty. I love to read, write, farm, garden, and fish.

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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cryzia » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:48 pm

Screw all of you, we shall make your armies perish.

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Vadia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1006
Founded: Nov 28, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vadia » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:40 pm

To: Cryzian Government
From: 1737317137173.... "Johoja"
Encryption: 500 Series

How much in NSD is a Farel?
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LiberNovusAmericae
Diplomat
 
Posts: 921
Founded: Mar 10, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby LiberNovusAmericae » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:44 pm

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.

IC: "Human meat? We'll pass, because that is absolutely grotesque. Did those humans even die of natural causes, or did you kill them for their meat?"
The name of this nation is not grammatically correct Latin.

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Cult of the Black Beast
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Nov 01, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Cult of the Black Beast » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:50 pm

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.


"Greetings and salutations. I would like to do business with you. How much can some electrum coins get?"
It should be obvious that nothing in this nation are my actual beliefs.
...or are they?
No. No they're not.
NS Stats are the pickled lies of the inquisition.
The only truth are things I say, except when I'm lying.
This statement is also a lie.
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An [18.75] civilization, according to this index.
Tech Tier: 4, Arcane Level: 9, Influence Type: 6

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New Excalibus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 760
Founded: May 05, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Excalibus » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:52 pm

"Human Flesh?! Good lord, why can't anyone sell roast beef in this market!"
The United Commonwealth of New Excalibus
[Insert Snarky Joke]
This nation does represent my views. Surprising. What's not surprising? How much money I saved when switching to GEICO
A [17] civilization, according to this index.
I identify as a Centrist Constitutional Monarchist.
Current Year: 2018

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Greater Korean Juche Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Oct 14, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Korean Juche Republic » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:55 pm

Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.



300 legs and 50 heads. Here's the money, don't ask why.

- Kim Seyong-Taek, giving the proper amount in Korean Won, and a generous tip before leaving, the woman not saying a word.
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Greater Korean Republic

Modernized Juche Korea. Unified in 1950, alternate Korean War. Kim Jong-un dies in 2016, a distant cousin, Kim Seyong-Taek seizes control. She revitalizes and modernizes Korea as a whole. The year is 2018, and Korea is a regional power.
KCNA: Current Events: The Greater Korean Republic is eventless.


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Sethtekia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 136
Founded: Jun 02, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sethtekia » Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:03 pm

This is a Sin in the bible. This will be punished in my land with death for anyone who consumes this wicked crop.
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Heemstra
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Heemstra » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:05 pm

Said the one with the iron cross on its banner.

Do you have alive humans?

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Rojava Free State
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 391
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:47 pm

That title tho
Rojava Free State is a developing power in the Near East and seeks to keep the peace around it at all costs.

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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cryzia » Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:21 pm

Vadia wrote:
To: Cryzian Government
From: 1737317137173.... "Johoja"
Encryption: 500 Series

How much in NSD is a Farel?



68 NSD.

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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cryzia » Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:24 pm

Cult of the Black Beast wrote:
Cryzia wrote:Greetings all, The Oppressed Peoples Of Cryzia is selling crops and human meat, hoping for cheap and nice business.

-CROPS-

Corn, 100 Farels each.
Potatoes, 150 Farels each.
Tomatoes, 120 Farels each.
Wheat, 300 Farels each.
Cucumbers, 300 Farels each.
Onions, 250 each.

-HUMAN MEAT-

Arms: 600 Farels
Legs: 600 Farels
Heads: 900 Farels
Chests: 900 Farels

Let us know if you have any special requests.


"Greetings and salutations. I would like to do business with you. How much can some electrum coins get?"



Enough to buy everything.

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Pambudia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 741
Founded: May 14, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pambudia » Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:29 pm

Pambudia condemning Cryzia about their sin trade. We hope all nations will act too.
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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cryzia » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:07 am

Heemstra wrote:Said the one with the iron cross on its banner.

Do you have alive humans?




Yes, we have over 10,000 slaves.

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Heemstra
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Heemstra » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:30 am

Cryzia wrote:Yes, we have over 10,000 slaves.


Good. If you please take the following commission?


I speak on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Food of the Free Land of Heemstra. Please return in the same channel, to minimum exposure of this message.

It has come to our attention that the government of Cryzia holds captive humans, many of them destined for all kinds of work. We would greatly welcome the possibility of acquiring them, so that they would become part of the agricultural workforce of the great Free Land of Heemstra.

However, it is necessary to list some expectations regarding this "product":

1. We ask that they be clean and healthy.
2. We request, preferably, families or young family groups, with children of at most two years of life.
___2.1 In the absence of trained families, we request that they be young, with a maximum of thirty years of age.
3. Finally, we request an ethnic profile of the still captive humans, so that we can define which batch will be acquired.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



OOC: I search some player interested in making at least some decent lines of RP. If you would only say "We're sending the slaves", please save my time and your time and do not reply at all.
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Earthbound immortal squad
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Posts: 159
Founded: Jul 12, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Earthbound immortal squad » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:17 am

I have found the messed up side of this forum.

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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cryzia » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:19 pm

Heemstra wrote:
Cryzia wrote:Yes, we have over 10,000 slaves.


Good. If you please take the following commission?


I speak on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Food of the Free Land of Heemstra. Please return in the same channel, to minimum exposure of this message.

It has come to our attention that the government of Cryzia holds captive humans, many of them destined for all kinds of work. We would greatly welcome the possibility of acquiring them, so that they would become part of the agricultural workforce of the great Free Land of Heemstra.

However, it is necessary to list some expectations regarding this "product":

1. We ask that they be clean and healthy.
2. We request, preferably, families or young family groups, with children of at most two years of life.
___2.1 In the absence of trained families, we request that they be young, with a maximum of thirty years of age.
3. Finally, we request an ethnic profile of the still captive humans, so that we can define which batch will be acquired.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



OOC: I search some player interested in making at least some decent lines of RP. If you would only say "We're sending the slaves", please save my time and your time and do not reply at all.



Greetings comrade Heemstra, we have seen your request and requirements have decide to accept your offer for slaves. However, we need to know the amount you want, as well as where to ship them.

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Heemstra
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Heemstra » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:43 pm

Cryzia wrote:
Heemstra wrote:
Greetings comrade Heemstra, we have seen your request and requirements have decide to accept your offer for slaves. However, we need to know the amount you want, as well as where to ship them.


Provided my requirements for cleanliness, health and ethnicity are met, we can continue with the process. In advance, I already inform you that it is my desire to acquire up to two hundred and fifty family groups, up to a maximum of one thousand living humans.

Once again, I request a report on the aforementioned items.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.

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Cryzia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 10, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cryzia » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:46 pm

Heemstra wrote:
Cryzia wrote:


Provided my requirements for cleanliness, health and ethnicity are met, we can continue with the process. In advance, I already inform you that it is my desire to acquire up to two hundred and fifty family groups, up to a maximum of one thousand living humans.

Once again, I request a report on the aforementioned items.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.



We apologize for not seeing the amount you wanted, and we accept your requirements. We are currently arranging them to be shipped to your capital. We wish for you to send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thank you!

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Heemstra
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Heemstra » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:23 am

Cryzia wrote:We apologize for not seeing the amount you wanted, and we accept your requirements. We are currently arranging them to be shipped to your capital. We wish for you to send a diplomat with the money to our capital, thank you!


Once more, on behalf of the DAF, I ask you for the report. interested in buying a determined quantity of slaves. Yet, we do not want any kind of human beings, since the Free Lands are interested in a determined ethnic group of workers.

We also expect to receive the proper price for each family group.

No more for the moment, I await the response.

Sending best regards.

K.W. Wandelours, Secretary of the DAF.

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Vadterland
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Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Vadterland » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:25 am

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