by Newmanistan » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:08 pm
by Tropicorp » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:34 pm
Cocoabo #78 Testing a Stock Car at the Tropicoast Beach Course
:: Cocoabo Park
Cocoabo Park is the publically accessible portion of the Cocoabo Forest, itself a joint venture between the Cocoabo Preservation Society, Tropicorp and the Island Emirate of Turori to Preserve, Study, Highlight and in some cases improve the existence and appreciation of Turori's Native Cocoabo.
While the Cocoabo Forest itself is a vast land where Cocoabo flocks are allowed to roam free, at Cocoabo Park visitors from around the multiverse are treated to intimate tours, close encounters and educational experiences all with the Cocoabo at the center. With limited on site lodging and a fully equipped village at the entrance area to the Park, visitors could spend days at Cocoabo Park without even venturing on one of the Park's tours into its different Cocoabo training enclosures or even further into the Cocoabo Forest.
In addition to the commercially driven aspect of the Park, and as a critical part of the relationship with the Cocoabo Preservation Society, the Park also serves as a hub for the team of Scientists and Researchers from both the Cocoabo Preservation Society and Tropicorp many of whom reside full time at the park. While the Cocoabo Preservation Society led efforts are more focused on passive studying and preservation, the Tropicorp team lead the CEEP - the Cocoabo Enrichment & Enhancement Project out of the Park. Beyond just researching and understanding the Cocoabo Genome, the CEEP team are tasked with focused training and enrichment activities to hyper-focus Cocoabo to hone their talents and skills and bring them to the forefront. One of the most popular enclosures on a tour of Cocoabo Park is the CEEP's sporting enclosure where Cocoabo can be found participating in activities such as Footsport and even on a lucky day, Motorsport.
by Saint Kanye » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:23 pm
by Lisander » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:48 am
Dunneot Grand Tourers Racing team is the Lisanderian team to NSSCRA, and Draft of a Grand Tourers/Stock Car Team to a future Lisander GT Series. Backed by Lisanderian/Vassiyan automobile company Dunneot. The company is interested in expanding its operations in the principality, and the best way is supporting motorsport.
Dunneot Anera GT, is an evolution of Dunneot Anera, the top-seller of the brand.Specs
Chassis: Dunneot Anera XXI
Engine: 5.6L Dunneot V8, 865hp (unrestricted)
Gearbox: 5-speed, manual or paddle shift
Weight: 1506 Kg
Tyres: Stellenbosch Superia GTR
Template courtesy of Erick Kacino, International Motorsport Graphics.
#7 - Lourdina Westgrens, (18/F/Dunneot GT Bitten Heroes): Lourdina Westgrens is already an internationally experienced driver, but god knows what she already has passed in this job. A veteran of WGP2 Season 1 and WGPC Season 16, she decided to enter GT to acquire more experience, and take a break from Formulae. She is a Bitten Heroes core contract Driver, in the new phase of the team, under the strict financial policies of the new CEO, Sabine Valerian, so she dons the same colours of WGP2 Bitten Heroes livery in her NSSCRA car.
Experience - 1x WGPC, 1x WGP2, 1x WGP3 Alpha League.
#9 - Licio Granado (27/M/Dunneot GT Castleford): Licio Granado is another experienced driver, his main speciality being touring cars (he's using manual shift instead of paddle-shift). Being a late entry himself to the universe of motorsports, he keeps a humble person, always here and there securing more money. Granado keeps his long-time sponsor, Castleford, a car seller on his hometown of Roux. For this season, he's also sponsored by Petrovas, a petroleum company from Vassiya, where Dunneot cars are built. Licio's "economic" style earned him a second-place in Lisander F3.
Experience: 6x Lisander GT (1x Champion). 3x WGP3 Alpha League (1x runner-up)
#26 - Mor Holstein, development driver (16/F/Dunneot GT Stellenbosch): Missmore, as she is called, is the new Westgrens. Aged 16, she's karting since age 9 and her balanced style already earned her a contract from Stellenbosch Tyre company, the new big spender in lisanderian motorsport. By the time of NSSCRA preseason, she was in her first season in WGP3, with six points scored. She was signed up to NSSCRA as a development driver. It is most likely that she will not even be allowed to drive in races, only being there to earn some experience.
Experience - 1x WGP3 Alpha League.
#32 - Andrew Holden (41/M/Dunneot GT Haines Racing): Andrew Holden is a man whose money outweighs the skills. He is a rich man who lives motorsports to the bone, already having a big collection of racing cars from his exploits and other competition vehicles. Counter-signed by his longtime friend, the former sports broadcaster John Haines, who joins as primary sponsor, he's entering NSSCRA for his last year of competitive driving. Or is that what he says. I highly doubt it.
Experience - 14x Lisander GT (1x champion, 1x runner-up), 1x WGP3 Alpha League.
by Lisander » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:19 am
by Vangaziland » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:50 pm
2019 Vannish Motors Apparition
Engine: 6.0L Astro V12
Transmission: 6-speed semi-auto 'GP' paddle shift
Horsepower: 656hp @ 7800 rpm
Curb Weight: 3,120 lbs
Torque: 487 lb-ft @ 5600 rpm
0-60: 3.05 seconds
0-100: 6.5 seconds
Quarter Mile: 11.08 seconds @ 134 mph
Top Speed: 222 mph
by Vangaziland » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:57 pm
by Saint Kanye » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:01 pm
by Vilita and Turori » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:18 am
by Vangaziland » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:13 am
by Jebslund » Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:54 pm
by The Sherpa Empire » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:17 pm
by Saint Kanye » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:05 am
by Vangaziland » Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:31 pm
by Hampton Island » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:19 pm
by Lisander » Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:21 pm
by Cassadaigua » Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:51 pm
by Newmanistan » Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:02 pm
1 #14 River 'Shark' Suzgar II (Vilita & Turori) 56.621
2 #44 Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 56.659
3 #75 Floyd Hackerbee (Vangaziland) 56.692
4 #18 Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 56.734
5 #46 Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 56.775
6 #50 Ellie Lindskog (Vangaziland) 56.777
7 #25 Kev Schorebrook (Vangaziland) 56.835
8 #9 Lício Granado (Lisander) 56.836
9 #2 Centur Tiones (Vilita & Turori) 56.937
10 #41 Yraaga Gilli'i (Vilita & Turori) 57.021
11 #4 Meghan Sharpe (Cassadaigua) 57.091
12 #7 Lourdina Westgrens (Lisander) 57.103
13 #88 Liangmei Li (The Sherpa Empire) 57.106
14 #27 Stacie Houston (Cassadaigua) 57.119
15 #5 Bryan Harrison (Newmanistan) 57.177
16 #1 Hauptmann Wilhelm Kerman (Jebslund) 57.217
17 #13 Oberst Eva Kerman (Jebslund) 57.222
18 #6 Alex Knight (Hampton Island) 57.432
19 #78 Cocoabo #78 (Tropicorp) 57.487
20 #32 Andrew Holden (Lisander) *Q* 57.502
21 #3 Skip Stiller (Saint Kanye) 57.534
22 #63 Kevin Daniels (Newmanistan) 57.594
23 #23 James McCurty (Hampton Island) *Q* 57.686
24 #90 Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 57.707
25 #11 Jenna Logan (Cassadaigua) 57.859
26 #48 Shawn Curtis (Newmanistan) 57.960
27 #42 Euroli Islander (Tropicorp) *Q* 58.459
28 #22 Kevin Cosgrove (Hampton Island) 58.861
29 #21 Omar Brady (One Jamaica) 58.872
30 #16 Tom Bombelli (Xanneria) *Q* 58.908
31 #34 Warren Pawstone (The Ferret Lands) *Q* 58.912
32 #71 Mael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 58.919
33 #55 Francis Furheart Sr. (The Ferret Lands) 58.927
34 #12 Roman Gwinnett (Xanneria) 58.930
35 #94 Yael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) *Q* 59.035
36 #49 Melvin Andrew (One Jamaica) *Q* 59.049
37 #91 David Land (Central Shanesville) 59.056
38 #10 Eddie Walters Jr (Xanneria) 59.090
39 #24 Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 59.140
40 #70 Larry Toothworth (Greythorne) 59.158
41 #29 Jeff Shreeves (Central Shanesville) *Q* 59.163
42 #56 Francis Furheart Jr. (The Ferret Lands) 59.186
43 #8 Jennifer Jane (One Jamaica) 59.213
44 #20 Shane Wray (Central Shanesville) 59.244
45 #98 Adam Poboski (Greythorne) *Q* 59.297
46 #99 Gael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.440
47 #69 Oberfeldwebel Sofia Kerman (Jebslund) 59.670
48 #76 Kevin von Pressman (Greythorne) 59.682
49 #28 Cocoabo #28 (Tropicorp) 1:00.033
by Saint Kanye » Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:06 am
by The Sherpa Empire » Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:03 am
by The Ferret Lands » Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:00 pm
by Vangaziland » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:06 pm
by Lisander » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:23 pm
by Newmanistan » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:02 pm
1 #27 Stacie Houston (Cassadaigua) 56.647
2 #14 River 'Shark' Suzgar II (Vilita & Turori) 56.654
3 #18 Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 56.657
4 #2 Centur Tiones (Vilita & Turori) 56.730
5 #5 Bryan Harrison (Newmanistan) 56.764
6 #46 Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 56.789
7 #7 Lourdina Westgrens (Lisander) 56.841
8 #13 Oberst Eva Kerman (Jebslund) 56.852
9 #41 Yraaga Gilli'i (Vilita & Turori) 56.853
10 #9 Lício Granado (Lisander) 57.036
11 #44 Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 57.044
12 #4 Meghan Sharpe (Cassadaigua) 57.090
13 #25 Kev Schorebrook (Vangaziland) 57.097
14 #63 Kevin Daniels (Newmanistan) 57.131
15 #50 Ellie Lindskog (Vangaziland) 57.140
16 #48 Shawn Curtis (Newmanistan) 57.161
17 #3 Skip Stiller (Saint Kanye) 57.238
18 #24 Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 57.325
19 #32 Andrew Holden (Lisander) *Q* 57.344
20 #88 Liangmei Li (The Sherpa Empire) 57.584
21 #90 Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 57.595
22 #23 James McCurty (Hampton Island) *Q* 57.675
23 #28 Cocoabo #28 (Tropicorp) 57.786
24 #6 Alex Knight (Hampton Island) 57.869
25 #69 Oberfeldwebel Sofia Kerman (Jebslund) 57.878
26 #75 Floyd Hackerbee (Vangaziland) 58.237
27 #55 Francis Furheart Sr. (The Ferret Lands) 58.355
28 #11 Jenna Logan (Cassadaigua) 58.493
29 #42 Euroli Islander (Tropicorp) *Q* 58.792
30 #1 Hauptmann Wilhelm Kerman (Jebslund) 58.807
31 #12 Roman Gwinnett (Xanneria) 58.853
32 #70 Larry Toothworth (Greythorne) 58.858
33 #78 Cocoabo #78 (Tropicorp) 58.950
34 #10 Eddie Walters Jr (Xanneria) 58.956
35 #8 Jennifer Jane (One Jamaica) 58.964
36 #76 Kevin von Pressman (Greythorne) 58.983
37 #21 Omar Brady (One Jamaica) 59.000
38 #91 David Land (Central Shanesville) 59.001
39 #99 Gael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.008
40 #71 Mael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.040
41 #56 Francis Furheart Jr. (The Ferret Lands) 59.389
42 #20 Shane Wray (Central Shanesville) 59.439
43 #22 Kevin Cosgrove (Hampton Island) 1:00.424 DNF
1 #75 Floyd Hackerbee (Vangaziland) 56.640
2 #27 Stacie Houston (Cassadaigua) 56.687
3 #4 Meghan Sharpe (Cassadaigua) 56.719
4 #41 Yraaga Gilli'i (Vilita & Turori) 56.740
5 #46 Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 56.758
6 #7 Lourdina Westgrens (Lisander) 56.768
7 #3 Skip Stiller (Saint Kanye) 56.773
8 #88 Liangmei Li (The Sherpa Empire) 56.798
9 #5 Bryan Harrison (Newmanistan) 56.812
10 #48 Shawn Curtis (Newmanistan) 56.881
11 #25 Kev Schorebrook (Vangaziland) 56.916
12 #44 Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 56.959
13 #11 Jenna Logan (Cassadaigua) 56.960
14 #32 Andrew Holden (Lisander) *Q* 56.971
15 #18 Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 56.977
16 #13 Oberst Eva Kerman (Jebslund) 56.977
17 #2 Centur Tiones (Vilita & Turori) 57.058
18 #24 Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 57.071
19 #69 Oberfeldwebel Sofia Kerman (Jebslund) 57.216
20 #50 Ellie Lindskog (Vangaziland) 57.316
21 #6 Alex Knight (Hampton Island) 57.385
22 #63 Kevin Daniels (Newmanistan) 57.435
23 #55 Francis Furheart Sr. (The Ferret Lands) 57.699
24 #23 James McCurty (Hampton Island) *Q* 57.795
25 #28 Cocoabo #28 (Tropicorp) 57.837
26 #56 Francis Furheart Jr. (The Ferret Lands) 58.151
27 #9 Lício Granado (Lisander) 58.371
28 #78 Cocoabo #78 (Tropicorp) 58.709
29 #70 Larry Toothworth (Greythorne) 58.885
30 #21 Omar Brady (One Jamaica) 58.926
31 #91 David Land (Central Shanesville) 58.962
32 #10 Eddie Walters Jr (Xanneria) 58.990
33 #12 Roman Gwinnett (Xanneria) 59.043
34 #1 Hauptmann Wilhelm Kerman (Jebslund) 59.083
35 #8 Jennifer Jane (One Jamaica) 59.125
36 #42 Euroli Islander (Tropicorp) *Q* 59.257
37 #14 River 'Shark' Suzgar II (Vilita & Turori) 59.269
38 #76 Kevin von Pressman (Greythorne) 59.365
39 #99 Gael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.535
40 #90 Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 59.571 DNF
41 #20 Shane Wray (Central Shanesville) 59.606 DNF
42 #71 Mael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.634 DNF
1 #18 Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 56.649
2 #46 Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 56.679
3 #5 Bryan Harrison (Newmanistan) 56.842
4 #25 Kev Schorebrook (Vangaziland) 56.850
5 #13 Oberst Eva Kerman (Jebslund) 56.852
6 #4 Meghan Sharpe (Cassadaigua) 56.877
7 #88 Liangmei Li (The Sherpa Empire) 57.000
8 #27 Stacie Houston (Cassadaigua) 57.016
9 #7 Lourdina Westgrens (Lisander) 57.029
10 #24 Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 57.073
11 #50 Ellie Lindskog (Vangaziland) 57.098
12 #1 Hauptmann Wilhelm Kerman (Jebslund) 57.116
13 #48 Shawn Curtis (Newmanistan) 57.152
14 #41 Yraaga Gilli'i (Vilita & Turori) 57.153
15 #14 River 'Shark' Suzgar II (Vilita & Turori) 57.216
16 #75 Floyd Hackerbee (Vangaziland) 57.332
17 #9 Lício Granado (Lisander) 57.353
18 #2 Centur Tiones (Vilita & Turori) 57.403
19 #6 Alex Knight (Hampton Island) 57.414
20 #23 James McCurty (Hampton Island) *Q* 57.453
21 #69 Oberfeldwebel Sofia Kerman (Jebslund) 57.456
22 #63 Kevin Daniels (Newmanistan) 57.612
23 #28 Cocoabo #28 (Tropicorp) 58.090
24 #42 Euroli Islander (Tropicorp) *Q* 58.104
25 #55 Francis Furheart Sr. (The Ferret Lands) 58.642
26 #78 Cocoabo #78 (Tropicorp) 58.662
27 #11 Jenna Logan (Cassadaigua) 58.716
28 #3 Skip Stiller (Saint Kanye) 58.723
29 #32 Andrew Holden (Lisander) *Q* 58.750
30 #44 Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 58.859
31 #10 Eddie Walters Jr (Xanneria) 58.886
32 #76 Kevin von Pressman (Greythorne) 58.981
33 #21 Omar Brady (One Jamaica) 59.091
34 #12 Roman Gwinnett (Xanneria) 59.160
35 #8 Jennifer Jane (One Jamaica) 59.172
36 #99 Gael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.219
37 #70 Larry Toothworth (Greythorne) 59.588 DNF
38 #91 David Land (Central Shanesville) 59.669 DNF
39 #56 Francis Furheart Jr. (The Ferret Lands) 1:00.306 DNF
1 #46 Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 56.742 WINNER
2 #18 Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 56.761
3 #27 Stacie Houston (Cassadaigua) 56.783
4 #5 Bryan Harrison (Newmanistan) 56.806
5 #7 Lourdina Westgrens (Lisander) 56.879
6 #4 Meghan Sharpe (Cassadaigua) 56.889
7 #13 Oberst Eva Kerman (Jebslund) 56.894
8 #41 Yraaga Gilli'i (Vilita & Turori) 56.915
9 #25 Kev Schorebrook (Vangaziland) 56.954
10 #2 Centur Tiones (Vilita & Turori) 57.064
11 #48 Shawn Curtis (Newmanistan) 57.065
12 #88 Liangmei Li (The Sherpa Empire) 57.127
13 #24 Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 57.156
14 #50 Ellie Lindskog (Vangaziland) 57.185
15 #63 Kevin Daniels (Newmanistan) 57.393
16 #75 Floyd Hackerbee (Vangaziland) 57.403
17 #69 Oberfeldwebel Sofia Kerman (Jebslund) 57.517
18 #6 Alex Knight (Hampton Island) 57.556
19 #3 Skip Stiller (Saint Kanye) 57.578
20 #9 Lício Granado (Lisander) 57.587
21 #44 Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 57.621
22 #23 James McCurty (Hampton Island) *Q* 57.641
23 #32 Andrew Holden (Lisander) *Q* 57.688
24 #14 River 'Shark' Suzgar II (Vilita & Turori) 57.713
25 #28 Cocoabo #28 (Tropicorp) 57.904
26 #11 Jenna Logan (Cassadaigua) 58.056
27 #55 Francis Furheart Sr. (The Ferret Lands) 58.232
28 #1 Hauptmann Wilhelm Kerman (Jebslund) 58.335
29 #42 Euroli Islander (Tropicorp) *Q* 58.718
30 #78 Cocoabo #78 (Tropicorp) 58.774
31 #10 Eddie Walters Jr (Xanneria) 58.944
32 #21 Omar Brady (One Jamaica) 59.006
33 #12 Roman Gwinnett (Xanneria) 59.019
34 #8 Jennifer Jane (One Jamaica) 59.087
35 #76 Kevin von Pressman (Greythorne) 59.110
36 #99 Gael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) 59.254
37 #70 Larry Toothworth (Greythorne) DNF
38 #91 David Land (Central Shanesville) DNF
39 #56 Francis Furheart Jr. (The Ferret Lands) DNF
40 #90 Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) DNF
41 #20 Shane Wray (Central Shanesville) DNF
42 #71 Mael Erwann (Brittany Normandy Aquitaine) DNF
43 #22 Kevin Cosgrove (Hampton Island) DNF
by Jebslund » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:15 pm
Jebslund wrote:Army Leads in Exhibition Match, No Jebslunden Top Alvarez
Nicht-Bill and Schnellezeichnung qualify respectable, though disappointing, 16th and 17th, leaving the rocket in the dust, or so it seemed
In a disappointing qualifier for the exhibition race of the NSSCRA 7 series, our navy and army teams qualified 16th and 17 places, respectively, while Oberfeldwebel Sofia Kerman, who competed in the previous event, landed a dismal second-to-last. This journalist is willing to admit she didn't think Rakete had a good showing in her, and boy am I glad to be wrong. Climbing from second-to-last up to 17th in the exhibition took guts and skill, sister, and you keep going strong!
Meanwhile, Oberst Eva Kerman, fair play to you, snagging a spot in the top ten! From 17th to 8th! Not quite as impressive as 41st to 17th, but still, quite a jump and quite a show of skill! You had me on the edge of my seat out there, and I'm looking forward to you putting on a similar show of drive in the first actual race. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a word from the Oberst, seeing as she's reviewing footage and going over strategy with her pit at the time of writing, but perhaps in the future, I'll get an interview. Little not-so-secret: I'm Team Die Leute mit den Waffen all the way here, and not just because the driver and I share a base name. The Navy got the NASJAR glory, and the Luft-Raum Armeecorps are cool, but I'm more of a tanker girl myself.
Speaking of tanking, what in the name of the Krakken was that, Nicht-Bill? You forget which pedal was the gas or something? Slipping from 16th to 28th is something you're supposed to avoid, you know. Granted, the blame's not all yours. Some of those guys in your pit crew need to go recertify as mechanics if they can't figure out which end of the wrench turns the bolts. No comment from the sailor in this issue, as well, for obvious reasons, but come on, Kerman, give us a show! The Kermanen want a race, not a theatrical production! Get it in gear.
Talking about showbusiness, though, get a load of that winner, Thea Alvarez. Now, word on the street is she and a certain Sherpa racer may or may not have a thing going on, and, if you take a look at them, you can't possibly fail to see why. Honestly, that Ms. Alvarez is one of the cutest humans I've ever seen (yeah, yeah, I know), and Qiang isn't such a bad-looking guy, either. Those of you who love stock car racing probably already know this lovely lady made a strong showing in NSSCRA 6, and today shows she has definitely not lost her touch. Ms. Alvarez, may the momentum from today's win propel you to heights surpassed only by my girl Oberst Eva Kerman.
And on the subject of yummy and fiery, today's featured Imbissmeister is Pfeffer Bauernhöfe, makers of the ever-popular Geist Beißt line of snacks! Those crunchy, white cheddary, sneakily-spicy ghost-shaped crackers we snackers just can't get enough of. StuGville Stadium will be selling all their flavors this weekend at the Gewehrhasen-Landhaie football game, including their newly famous line of sour cream and onion crackers, and Pfeffer Bauernhöfe has several of their most popular snack lines already lined up to be served in Kermania and Friedlichesheim for the NSSCRA series. When you've got a spooky case of the munchies, grab a bag of Geist Beißt!
Writing for the Sportler, this has been Eva Kerman wishing you a lucky season!
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