The World Assembly,
Aware that national leaders across the multiverse are constantly confronted with dilemmas that present no good solution or whose outcomes unexpectedly negatively impact their countries;
Convinced that the source of many of these problems are the covert operations of a single nation, who acts to unleash chaos and mayhem onto the multiverse;
Presenting the nation of Chan Island (which has re-branded itself in a desperate attempt to escape the crimes of its former regime Annihilators of Chan Island), a nation whose desire to spread chaos across all nations is so great that few leaders have been spared the vexation of dealing with its actions;
Shocked to trace at least twenty-four distinct covert operations that impact nations across the multiverse to the regime (fifteen originating from the Annihilators of Chan Island, nine from Chan Island);
Finding each unearthed effort more reprobate and villainous than the last, but, for the sake of brevity, summarizing a few of the most heinous as follows:Noting the Annihilators of Chan Island's direct assistance in the occupation and destruction of numerous regions including:
- Operation: That Sinking Feeling - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island were ultimately responsible for the sinking of a passenger ship, killing all occupants while making international emergency services look completely inept;
- Operation: Police on Overkill Mode? - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island encouraged internal discord in various nations by highlighting and exaggerating police brutality;
- Operation: Dial L for Loan - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island covertly encouraged cash-strapped nations to take advantage of weaker states for national gain, thus fomenting international strife;
- Operation: Have War Crimes, Will Travel - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island secretly encouraged world leaders to violate international safe conduct passes in an effort to make an unfavorable environment for international diplomacy;
- Operation: Guided Missiles and Misguided Men - wherein Chan Island repeatedly leaked information in order to force national leaders into the impossible position of either killing innocent children in a drone strike or letting an infamous terrorist escape;
- Operation: So... That Worked - wherein Chan Island encouraged civil wars in nations across the multiverse;
Clarifying that Annihilators of Chan Island was not a participant in the use of illegal super-weapons by the latter two organizations;
- Occupational support of The Brotherhood of Malice's occupation in St Abbaddon;
- Occupational support of The Black Riders' occupations in the Mountains to the East and Atheist Empire prior to the organization's well-deserved destruction;
- Occupational support of DEN's occupations in Paradoxia, GTA Forums, Power Is Rising, and Japan, among many others prior to that organization's well-deserved destruction;
Concluding that some nations seed chaos in the multiverse merely for the pleasure of watching it burn and that such nations must not go unchallenged by this august body;
Hereby condemns Chan Island.
Co-Authored by Lord Dominator.
