Cartoonian Inquiry office [Q/A, diplomacy][IC/OOC]

by **Cartoonia** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:02 pm

The sun will never set on this Cartoon Empire

by **Las Palmeras** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:26 pm

"Your dimension is being very strange. Does turpentine, acetone, and benzene hurt your people or is that an invention of a certain American film?"
-A cosmonaut

by **Cartoonia** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:51 pm

Las Palmeras wrote:"Your dimension is being very strange. Does turpentine, acetone, and benzene hurt your people or is that an invention of a certain American film?"
-A cosmonaut

Answered by Charity Bazaar, Secretary of Foreign Affairs

“I don’t want to be disintegrated by turpentine, or acetone, or benzene. I have sensitive skin...”

“Nah just kidding. Our reaction to this stuff is basically the same as any other being. That idea was totally invented by Mr. Spielberg when he came up with the idea for a movie. As for dimension comment, we are just a cartoon world power in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in modern times, I don’t see anything weird about it”.

by **Cartoonia** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:20 pm

Cartoonia, a former American colony now a world power in just half a century

by **Cartoonia** » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:27 am

by **IronJustice** » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:46 am

What is Cartoonia's general opinion on the leader and representative of the human race, Alex Jones?

by **Cartoonia** » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:47 pm

IronJustice wrote:What is Cartoonia's general opinion on the leader and representative of the human race, Alex Jones?

Answered by Charity Bazaar, Secretary of Foreign Affairs

“Well it depends who the Alex Jones is, our people know two Alex Jones, one was a former diplomat from America. One Mrs. Alexandra Jones. It’s kinda a story behind her. Our leader, Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo, had a social gathering with the diplomats in honor of half a century of progress in 2006. Mrs. Jones didn’t enjoy it what so ever. She tried to make it more liberal, as our leader is moderate. She tried to stop our brass quintet from play good songs and instead brought a ukulele and started singing green songs, as well as giving people lectures on stupid things. Needless to say the party was ruined. The next day, we telegramed the U.S. government and they formally apologized to us by paying for the party and kicking out Mrs. Jones from the nation. After that incident, we banned her from traveling to Cartoonia ever again”.

“As for the politician Alex Jones, we just view him as another US politician so... not much about him”.

by **Cartoonia** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:41 pm

by **Arkeyana** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:51 pm

"111111100000000001010101001111111-Hold on, was I speaking in Binary? Ah, well, fixed that."

"Ahem, To Cartoonia: What is your opinion on Arkeyana? We are a highly advanced socialist federation of all types of species spanning thirty galaxies, Whilst also having a sphere of influence that surpasses the Lakinakea supercluster thanks to our heavily decentralized military and long-reaching diplomatic ties. Our society is one in Post-Scarcity, meaning that we do not require the sort of capitalist economy that a more, ahem, primitive civilization would have, instead having extensive welfare and healthcare programs helping the population, and no one is ever poor, homeless, or ill for very long."

by **The Pendulum Wars** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:52 pm

“How would you prevent your nation from plunging the world into the absolute chaos of war?”

by **Cartoonia** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:11 pm

Arkeyana wrote:"111111100000000001010101001111111-Hold on, was I speaking in Binary? Ah, well, fixed that."

"Ahem, To Cartoonia: What is your opinion on Arkeyana? We are a highly advanced socialist federation of all types of species spanning thirty galaxies, Whilst also having a sphere of influence that surpasses the Lakinakea supercluster thanks to our heavily decentralized military and long-reaching diplomatic ties. Our society is one in Post-Scarcity, meaning that we do not require the sort of capitalist economy that a more, ahem, primitive civilization would have, instead having extensive welfare and healthcare programs helping the population, and no one is ever poor, homeless, or ill for very long."

Answered by Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Charity Bazaar

“As long as you uphold the values of freedom and traditionalism, you are fine in our eyes, I hope you will establish relations with us by opening an embassy in our glorious nation... but we cannot speak in binary. Sorry.

The Pendulum Wars wrote:“How would you prevent your nation from plunging the world into the absolute chaos of war?”

Answered by Secretary of Imperial Territories, Alfred F Jones

“Here’s what we have done, in the past we have declared war on the nations that seem to be aggressive, and since our military is the strongest in the hemisphere (as well as our WMDs we have (nukes, alchemy, etherion cannon)) we conquered thier lands and annexed them into our empire. We are the only Imperial power left, and we haven’t been tested ever since, we prevent wars bu declaring wars in which the UN are afraid to do so”.

by **Arkeyana** » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:51 pm

"In reference to an earlier answer, your space force's ships seem to be designed. How do I put this. Rather *poorly*. You, like many other empires, have fallen into the trap of assuming that space is an ocean. Would you perhaps like some rather old and out of date Arkeyanan Ships to be hauled over for study? They should provide decent insight on the do's and don'ts of spaceship design, and they are only outdated by our standards, but should be more than capable of supplying you with invaluable engineering knowledge."
-Arkeyanan Warmind Goliath

by **One Chuck Norris** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:33 am

Are your people knowledgeable about the blessed art of roundhouse kicks?

by **Cartoonia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:00 pm

Arkeyana wrote:"In reference to an earlier answer, your space force's ships seem to be designed. How do I put this. Rather *poorly*. You, like many other empires, have fallen into the trap of assuming that space is an ocean. Would you perhaps like some rather old and out of date Arkeyanan Ships to be hauled over for study? They should provide decent insight on the do's and don'ts of spaceship design, and they are only outdated by our standards, but should be more than capable of supplying you with invaluable engineering knowledge."
-Arkeyanan Warmind Goliath

Answered by Secretary of Defense, Chad Dickson

"We could use some more help in ship design to help with being intimidating, we have old looking ships like, Great White Fleet old. However they are equipped with modern weaponry. Alright, you got yourself a deal then".

One Chuck Norris wrote:Are your people knowledgeable about the blessed art of roundhouse kicks?

Answered by Secretary of the Interior, Pearl

"..." (Shows video of the Griffin household)

by **Cartoonia** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:19 pm

Happy Thanksgiving From the government of Cartoonia!

by **Las Palmeras** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:54 pm

"Are anthropomorphic humans the only sentient beings in your cartoon world? Can zoomorphic beings or normally inanimate objects act like people?"
-Anonymous viewer of television

by **Cartoonia** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:53 pm

Las Palmeras wrote:"Are anthropomorphic humans the only sentient beings in your cartoon world? Can zoomorphic beings or normally inanimate objects act like people?"
-Anonymous viewer of television

Answered by Secretary of the Interior, Pearl

"If it can walk, talk, and breathe, then its a citizen of Cartoonia. From humans to gems, and animals like Mr. Brian Griffin, we are all citizens of this nation"

by **Cartoonia** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:27 pm

by **Great Thallands** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:42 pm

"If war is where men (and women) prove their merit, what was the greatest achievement in war for Cartoonia? The greatest victory to grace your land?"

- The Founder

by **Cartoonia** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:08 pm

Great Thallands wrote:"If war is where men (and women) prove their merit, what was the greatest achievement in war for Cartoonia? The greatest victory to grace your land?"

- The Founder

Answered by Secretary of Defense, Chad Dickson

"Well, that's kind of a trick question. All of our achivements in war are great, but here are the main ones.

Global Expansion and Imperialism. When it comes to conquest, Cartoonia knows how to declare casus belli, create war plans and negotiate swiftly. In the past years we claimed the Philippines, Kuril, Somalia and Ethiopia, North Korea, and some islands off of the Caribbean as our own. We built the only remaining empire today.

Freedom of all toons. Our toons know the importance of freedom. We fought a war of independence against America, we liberated slaves on an island from Dark Magic Cultists, we liberated kids in the Philippines, and we freed the Ethiopians and Somalis from collapse. Our imperialist policies root from our passion for freedom for kids, toons, and all peoples.

World Peace. Our wars are fought to protect world peace or Cartoon Interests. We fight for freedom as stated, we fought North Korea because of nuclear threats. There is no Somali pirates in Somalia, and we are currently trying to fight in the Middle East to fight ISIS.

In short Our achievements in war are the legacies of our Cartoon Empire".

by **Cartoonia** » Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:48 pm

by **Cartoonia** » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:30 am

Merry Christmas from the staff of the Cartoonia Inquiry Office

by **Cartoonia** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:41 pm

by **Cartoonia** » Wed May 22, 2019 11:35 am

by **Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium** » Sun May 26, 2019 3:09 pm

This is a question from some of the Imperial Princes of the Alpes

"What are the differences between cartoons and humans. I want to know this because if I ever come to Cartoonia I want to be able to tell the difference" Prince Louis Randolf R.I.W

"How does government work in Cartoonia, as you say it is an imperial democracy. I have never heard of this type of government and would like to research more into it." - Prince-Peer Charles Ernest D.d.C

"Is your military considered to be that of one of the great powers and how well does your army do on the battlefield" -Prince Matthieu Jean Jr M.e.S.P.d.I'E. D.d.L

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