TOP QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE

[CPA]

The most holy Theocracy of CPA has had a sudden increase in slave
labor and have seen fit to sell of the excess to other nations that are willing to pay in semechki seeds

you do not need to worry about running out of time to get your own slave we will just force them to make more for us.

ok thanks to our eugenics and other top sekrit projekts we can now change humans to be what every you want starting price is $8000 per head

adult males $5000 per head . good at manual labor
adult females $7000 per head. can make more slaves
children from 4-17 $500 per head .Slave meat $50 per pound
if there are any left over we will just sacrifice them so they dont go to waste soylent green meat viewtopic.php?f=6&t=450298

[Pan-Asiatic States]

ENCRYPTION: PRIVATE
The Sixth Administration would like to purchase 50 Child-Slaves for genetic analysis and experimentation, specifically, in order to empower our Eugenics initiative. Preferably of Austronesian and/or Chinese descent. We are willing to pay 30,000 USD, with excess 5,000 to keep this transaction discreet. We expect shipment to be made through Neo-Manila City Port.

Thank you for your attention. We hope to meet these subjects soon.

[Gospel Power]

Slavery is wrong mate

[Yohannes]

Greetings to the Government of the CPA,

The Thirty-sixth Christian Democratic Executive Council (i.e. the current government in Yohannes) is willing to purchase the freedom of 300,000 children. Lump sum payment method will be chosen - the money will be wired from the Bank of Yohannes (link @my signature).

I look forward to hearing from you.

Signed,

The Rt Hon Annabelle Thorndon-Stevensonn PEM
Chancellor of the Nineteen Countries

[Allanea]

As a general rule, the Free Kingdom of Allanea frowns on the idea of 'purchasing enslaved persons to set free', on the obvious logic that the laws of supply and demand mean that this encourages further activities aimed at enslaving more persons. In this way, well-wishers often end up encouraging more slavery.

However there are some circumstances in which this action is fully permissible (for example, when negotiating the end of slavery in a given society). Another example of a situation in which the massed purchase and liberation of enslaved persons is permissible is of course where the alternative is bloody human sacrifice.

By threatening the killing of child slaves, the 'Theocracy of CPA' (we do not dignify it with legal recognition has forced the hand of the international community – it is clear that we cannot allow the death of thousands of innocent children to occur on our watch, nor is there any viable route to prevent the killing except by paying the ransom (since this is in fact a ransom).

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has drawn on its emergency budgets and is now willing to buy as many enslaved persons as we reasonably can. We would like to inquire however, how many enslaved persons does the 'Theocracy' still have unsold.

[Eripme Pmurt Dlanod]

This seems suspicious.

I still remember the time of Imperium Christianum II...

[Knessniet]

The Grand Duchy of Knessniet

Ministry of Trade
Dept. of Labor

Sirs,

We are interested in procuring 100,000 adult males. However, we do ask for a discount of $2500 per head, due to the large nature of this order. We will arrange for their transportation as well. We await your confirmation.

Signed,
J.G. Stonewall
Minister of Trade

[CPA]

all request for slaves have been Accepted


we have a unlimited amount of slaves thanks to the forced mating of our slaves

[Novus Bizantinu]

The most holy Kaiser of Novus Bizantinu would like to purchase a 1000 females for his harem

[Adversary One]

We'll take the remains of the sacrifices at 3% of asking price, so long as they are not killed in a way that will leave them with toxins in the body. Freeze and ship promptly.

[CPA]

we cut them up and keep them fresh

[Japan and Pacific States]

日本帝国外務省の公式声明 Official Communique From The Imperial Foreign Ministry of the Empire of Japan To: The savages in charge of the CPA From: The Imperial Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Empire of Japanese Pacific States, Imperial Foreign Minister, Head of the 5th Regency House of Takatsukasa, Kyoko Takatsukasa Encryption Level:None The Empire of Japan will be buying slaves and immediately setting them free. However we do this begrudgingly. Such a state as the CPA has no business in the department of it's own sheer existence and shall be recorded for all time that the Empire of Japan will be denying any travel permits for citizens of the Empire to this backwards, dark age "nation". The Shogunate would prefer instead to wipe such dishonourable scum from the history books. However we realise at this time with the multiple conflicts the JPS is involved in, we must focus our priorities and will fight another day when it better suits us. We shall be buying 500,000 slaves females, males, and children. Also. Do not expect a return of any ships' crews from your backwards nation as they will be charged with crimes against humanity and the ship, scrapped for the Imperial war machine. Signed. Imperial Foreign Minister of the Empire of Japanese Pacific States, Head of the 5th Regency House of Takatsukasa, Regent Kyoko Takatsukasa 署名された 日本太平洋帝国外務大臣、第五回高等弁務団長、リージェント高槻恭子

[Greater Satanic Leviathan]

Joyful Tidings my Brethren in Satan,

We are interested in such a deal of exchanging seeds for chattel slaves. However we are hesitant because the practice of Human Sacrifice is so dear to our hearts, surely we cannot in good conscience prevent a sacrifice from proceeding.

So please answer this, what makes these slaves so special that the glorious blade of the sacrificial knife must be stayed?

Have these slaves any skills? How do they worship God? Are they the nations of Shem, Ham, or Japheth?

We the undersigned eagerly await your answers.

Hail Satan,

Manson Hussein
Lugal of the Leviathan

Lilith Semiramid
Consort of Satan, High Priestess to the Whore of Babylon, Witch Queen of the Leviathan by the Grace of the Antichrist

[CPA]

the reason we are selling these slaves off is that we just have to many to sacrifice there is just to much excess slaves

[The Islands of Versilia]

The Vampiric Realm of the Islands of Versilia

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Greetings,

Under the combined orders of both parliament and Her Majesty Queen Akeldama, this Vampiric nation hereby condemns the “idiotic, primitive” government of “the degenerate, slaving CPA.”
The Versilian government has now begun a campaign against the slavers, including raiding maritime conveys, instigating terrorist attacks and cease of relations between Versilia and CPA.

From here on, no CPA-aligned business will be allowed within the country and no CPA citizen shall be given most rights afforded to them by foreign governments.

We hope you rot wherever you came from.

Regards,
Her Majesty’s government of Versilia

[CPA]

nations that try to raid our trade will be met with with the fires of Weapons of Mass Destruction

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Greetings,
The Department of Commerce of LiberNovusAmericae would like to buy 5,000 male slaves to work on various farms across our nation. For this task we ask that you provide us with the most healthy among your stock during this transaction. We look forward to hearing from you.

Signed,
Department of Commerce

[Mioktopia]

Depends are they Commies?

[Crookfur]

To whom it may concern, The Theocracy of CPA.

Dear Sir,

Congratulations!

I am duty bound to inform you that due to your nation advertising its stupidly insufferable degeneracy internationally you have won a place on the Kingdom of Crookfur's Proscribed and Interdicted trading lists.

As such it is now illegal for any Crookfurian citizen, company or organisation to conduct any kind of transaction with your nation or the population there of. Further more any vessel bearing your nations flag or registration or is believed to be owned or carrying cargo owned by anyone with connections to your nation will be seized and the crew detained, by force if required, pending further investigation and criminal charges.

We note that you have made a statement that you intend to respond to such actions with a vague "WMD" threat and as such we must inform you that any such attempt will result in an immediate targeted nuclear response and you intelligence services should be perfectly capable of working out whose attacks are likely to be successful.

Yours

George Freindly
Junior Under Secretary of Foreign Affairs
The Kingdom of Crookfur

[CPA]

My intelligence service tells me both of our attacks can hit there targets so if it happends we will both burn

[Independent State of Novgorod]

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To the unruly Theocracy of CPA.

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BY THE GRACE OF GOD, WE, SAINT MATER MARIA SOPHIE, ACCESSOR OF THE GOVERNMENT, DEFENDER OF THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS OF THE REPUBLIC, KNYAZ AND PROTECTOR OF ALL NOVGORODIANS, VICE-QUEEN OF NOVGORODIAN RUS, OSTSEE, KARELIA AND FINLAND, ARCHANGELSK AND KOLA, THE SOVEREIGN OF PSKOV AND VELIKY NOVGOROD, APOSTOLSK AND VILNIUS, PRINCESS OF MUSKOVY, RIGA AND RYAZAN, ROSTOV AND VLADIMIR, AUDITOR OF URAL AND NEW LAND, SIBERIA AND KOMI, HEIRESS OF DENMARK, HESSEN AND FINNOSCANDIA AND OF OTHER LANDS HEREDITARY RULER AND LANDLADY

Гой еси,

Greetings, leader of Theocracy of CPA. As Independent State of Novgorod is a tolerant nation, we bear no interest in what the respectful government conduct within their territorial boundaries. Moreover, we made our goal not to intervene into internal politics of other countries, even when they include such abominations as slavery, inequality, physical punishments and so on.
But when a nation brings such awful, terrifying practices into the eye of the world, we shall make our stand against it. Against the world with it.

Opulent Crown of Independent State of Novgorod hereby denounces Theocracy of CPA. Government of State of Novgorod issues an extensive embargo and institutes following changes to the Visa Regime:

1. No legal person, public of private, or natural person of CPA citizenship, registration or operation shall conduct financial actions within Independent State of Novgorod or its audits.
2. No natural person, of any age, nationality or governmental position of CPA shall cross the borders of Independent State of Novgorod and its audits, or ask for diplomatic cover, citizenship and visa.
3. No physical or non-physical vehicle or method of transportation shall move through Independent State of Novgorod territory, be it air space, ground space or water space.

Any person, legal of natural, who breaks enacted laws, will be prosecuted on the soil of Novgorod and hereby deported back to Theocracy of CPA. Any militarist actions from the government of Theocracy of CPA, directional at abandoning enacted laws, shall have a symmetric answer, and be aware that we will never fight, as we can destroy you without a full-scale war.

Her authority Knyaz-protector Maria, under supervision of Republican Veche.

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From the Foreign Affairs Dyak, Legislative Dyak, War Dyak and Knyaz-Protector respectfully

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[Crookfur]

Dear Sirs,

Then might I suggest that your intelligence services are either incompetent or simply telling you what you wish to hear?

In either case it would behove you to enact such reforms that would put compentant analysts in place or remove the culture of fear that is preventing your own assets from telling you the truth.

In the end it matters to us about as much as your empty threats.

Yours
George Freindly

OOC: if you wish to continue this and progress to role-playing actual events and consequences it would probably be best to move things to an international incidents thread or threads to avoid any further clutter in your storefront.

[Mioktopia]

We wish to buy 1 million Communist slaves for $5000000000 Marks. We wish to use them as cannon fodder for our various wars.

[Gopnikea]

I will take 100 adult males and 200 children (male) to work in our uranium and plutonium mines.

[Robotic Stonebears]

Robotic stonebears need test subject's to assimilate them into the machine.
All will become Citizens.