The dilemma: After a harrowing election, some citizens of @@NAME@@ had successfully voted an apple as their local governor. Two years later the same apple is being tried for corruption and many are debating over the validity of the case.
Option 1:
"Mr. Apple deserves not this treatment!" screams @@RANDOMNAME@@, a fanatical supporter for the fruit in question. "The court is biased against him due to the fact that Mr. Apple isn't human or something! We should erase distinctions between political candidates so that anyone and anything can and will be treated fairly. Then we'll see.
Effect:
Recent polls suggest @@LEADER@@ may be losing out to a sandwich in the campaign for the upcoming election.
Option 2:
"Firstly I can confirm that Mr. Apple is in fact, female and that other person was dumb," said @@RANDOMNAME@@, a self-proclaimed 'debunker of dumbness.' In fact, this whole court case is dumb. Why are even trying an apple, much less electing one? We should crack down on this dumbness, maybe fund an anti-dumb patrol or something.. you're all dumb.
Effect:
Smiley-faced cereal brands face bankruptcy as anti-dumb patrols boycott their products for being "too tempting to play with like a toy."
Option 3:
"Perhaps it is not these ramblings we should be talking about, but rather, the actual case." Piped @@RANDOMNAME@@, a senior member of the jury. "I say we try Mr. Apple like any other citizen of @@NAME@@. We dig into his records and see if there are any backings for these claims. Although I will need funding to compensate for the fact that we're investigating a pome, something never done before. Besides, something like this might come up again. Good to be prepared."
Effect:
The Department of Criminal Investigation into Milk-based Products has earned the ire of lactose-intolerants
Just so you know guys, this my 1st issue and I don't plan on releasing it for a while, 'till I deem it ready or just scrap it.