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New Rostov-Na-Donu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: May 10, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby New Rostov-Na-Donu » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:43 am

You know you are Rostovian when...
-You own at least two guns
-You are 23 and telling your kids stories from the war
-You always carry half a litre of pepperspray with you

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Marcianus
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Aug 16, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Marcianus » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:27 pm

You remember you lived on Mars.
The Year is 3591.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMNARjL6d8PYGEz1fKJhEA
I have fallen to the dark side when it has come to NStats. I hate them like I hate sand! They're course, rough, irritating, and they get everywhere!!!!
Pro= Socialism, Women and Mens rights, LGBTQ, Environmentalism, Equal Rights, Populism, Vegetarianism, Anarchism, etc.
Anti= Communism, Capitalism, Money, The Media, Politics, Political Parties, War, Government, etc.
NOTE: When you go to read my factbooks, open the "dispatches" section, not the "factbooks" section. All of the factbooks will be in there.

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Angharida
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 27, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Angharida » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:47 pm

You know you're from Angharida when...
-You have beaten up a gay person at least once
-Your father comes from a line of rich farmers and your mother's grandparents weaved baskets for a living
-You know if I will catch you watching japanese cartoons, you'll be executed the next day
-Your parental leave is unlimited because you worked on a farm all your life
Last edited by Angharida on Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:59 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Yu Dynasty
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Jan 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Yu Dynasty » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:54 pm

You know you're from Yu when your favorite retaliatory meme is....

Everyone I don't like is a Rebel Against Heaven!

The Emotional Child's Guide To Chinese Dynastic Politics.
"The Law is Huge and Shapeless, its Moral extends everywhere."

This Nation is a Puppet of Il Borgia Vaticano. It does not use NS Stats.

News Ticker
Agricultural technology to receive major overhaul in attempt to reverse the expansion of the Gobi--Minor cults outlawed as Empire begins crackdown on malignant foriegn influences--Anti-Metric system petitioners forced to calculate length of whip used to flog them--The Empire of Yu has announced an intention to expand its claims to the South China Sea via the creation of even more artificial islands

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Union of Kalmar Republics
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Jan 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Union of Kalmar Republics » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:10 pm

You know your from the Union of Kalmar Republics when
- -18F is just cool
-you buy sunscreen in bulk at a wholesale
-you eat your natinal animal

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Laredo-
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Jun 12, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Laredo- » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:35 pm

You know you're Laredoan when...

-You put honey mustard on almost everything you eat. Burgers, hot dogs, tacos, burritos, sandwiches, pizza, potato chips, and even salad.

-You can't go a day without listening to at least one 90's grunge song.

-You don't use "Google" as a verb.

-You're knowledge of memes and "internet culture" is limited up to the year 2007 because your country's internet connection was cut back then.

-Usually just one person in your circle of friends has a cell phone, but no one, not even you, is impressed.

-Somebody in your family always owns a ranch.

-You think America is like it is in Running Man or Death Race. Fun and decadent, but dystopian, dangerous and full of rude people.

-You refer to Christianity, Judaism, and Islam as cults. Especially if you were born after 1986.

-You say "street lot" and "backlot" instead of "front yard" and "backyard".

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Wawakanatote
Envoy
 
Posts: 270
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wawakanatote » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:42 pm

You know you're from the Supranational Union of Socialist Republics when....

- You are well read in the sciences of Engels, Amundsven, Laxim, and other socialist writers
- You're surrounded by people from Germany to Alaska, and Cuba
- You're government is saturated in corruption
- You're anti-capitalist
- You're not to fond of the American government
- Your government adds the collection of their leader's works to the constitution
OOC Factbook
Pro: Marxism-Leninism
Anti: Capitalism, Fascism
We do not exist under communism, but under the
primary stage of socialist development (nep/state capitalism)
Please adjust accordingly
Full Nation Name: Supranational Union of Socialist Republics
Government: Federal Intergovernmental P&E Union
Political Leaders: C.Song Liyuan, V.C.Lev Bronshtein
National Anthem: "Hymn of the Union"
"Seek Truth From Facts!"- Deng Xiaoping, Chairman of the Central Advisory Commission
"Peace, Equality, Unity" | "Мир, равенство, единство" | "和平,平等,团结"

For more information go to: Our National Factbook

Take NS stats with a grain of salt

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Changeling Badlands
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Jun 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Changeling Badlands » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:54 pm

-When you feed not on solid food but on various kinds of love.
-When you can change your shape at will
-When you are ruled by a firm but normally fair Queen
-When you go undercover when traveling abroad
-When your nation is a mass of twisted mountains

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Vlasdol
Envoy
 
Posts: 305
Founded: May 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Vlasdol » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:18 pm

You know you're Vlasdolian when,
- You call the leader of a nation by their title, not their name
- Your most frequent words are 'Saint' 'Royal' or 'Imperial'
- You get shocked about having to pay for food, healthcare or other basic needs
- You are confused about the lack of military units in a populated city
IC alignments:
Modern (Mary IV): Lawful Good
Modern (Emily): Lawful neutral
1916: Lawful Good
Modern (Michael/Riley): Lawful Neutral-Evil
Leader: Her Majesty, Mary IV, By the Grace of God, Queen of Vlasdol, Defender of the Faith
Pros: Liberty, Egality, Fraternity, Justice, Peaceful protest (satygraha), the Protestant church, military strength, diplomacy, espionage, neo-imperialism
Anti: Oppression, violent protest, preemptive warfare, murderous imperialism

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Changeling Badlands
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Jun 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Changeling Badlands » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:12 pm

You know you are from the Changeling Badlands when...

You are a changeling
You feed not on food but on different kinds of love
You are a royalist
You see other peoples as inferior
You love to fly with your wings
You are often sent to infiltrate other societies to bring love/trade goods/captives back to the country

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Selena Quintilliana Perez
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Aug 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Selena Quintilliana Perez » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:26 pm

You know you are from the Republic of Selena Quintilliana Perez when...

-Tejano music is very common and popular in your country
-Mexican food is very common and popular in your country
-Bowie knives and revolvers are legal to own and carry in most areas
-Fireworks are common
-Your most wanted job is that of a singer
-Your ruler gives concerts once a month and genuinely sings well
-Your national anthem is Balia Esta Cumbia

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Vincere Terrae
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Mar 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Vincere Terrae » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:30 pm

-You fight alongside 5 year olds in the army
-The sky glows an eerie green color
-You intake pure vitamins and minerals instead of food
If you're reading this, have a nice day! :)


ALL HAIL TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF VINCERE TERRAE!!

Hey you! we're recruiting members for an upcoming RP! Maybe check it out? https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=472307

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Territory of Brunei
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Aug 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Territory of Brunei » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:38 pm

You know you're Bruneian when:

-You have difficulties explaining Nasi Katok to foreigners
-You keep on hearing "Oh, is Brunei a country or is it a part of UK?" when you mention that you're Bruneian to foreigners
-You receive a British 10 pence in your change instead of a 20 cent (Probably because the observe is similar, but the reverse is different as our 20 cent has a Dillenia suffruticosa)
-You get confused on why SKH (A supermarket chain that's kinda like Walmart) uses Singapore dollar coins instead of Brunei dollar coins on it's shopping cart coin slot
-You basically have the most advanced meme knowledge in Asia
-You're Singaporean friends and/or relatives keep on saying "I thought being Singaporean was already that rich in Asia, but no cause there's Brunei)
-You may have either memories or at least knowledge about the time when Brunei's weekend break was Friday and Sunday (ended in 2012)
-You have loyalty for foreign football teams but then the whole nation united just to see the national team play
-You own at least two cars
-You are able to mix two to three language in a sentence
-You picked French as a foreign language because you found Arabic wayy too difficult
The Brunei I'm RPing here is an alternative universe one, a Brunei without monarchy and is a British dependency. Basically it is also quite a westernised, liberal, democratic, which as you might know that two of em aren't present in the RL Brunei

More info coming soon at my factbook

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Arthropol
Minister
 
Posts: 2185
Founded: May 19, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Arthropol » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:08 am

Removed for retcon purposes (2019-08-01)
Last edited by Arthropol on Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:31 pm, edited 4 times in total.
Kingdom of Arthropol - Royaume d'Arthropol
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Capital: Arthropol City
Language: French
Population: 72 million
Economic: centre-left
Social: moderate
Nationality: Australian
Sex: Male
Economic: fairly left-wing
Social: moderately authoritarian
Not really active on NS forums anymore, still posts once in a while on F&NI and F7. IC views do not represent my real political views. NS stats not used.

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South Batoko
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Jun 29, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Batoko » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:45 am

You know you're Batoko when:

- you say 'You're beno?' instead of 'Everything fine?'
- you love bufutejerannabesorigan
- you think 25°C is cold
Last edited by South Batoko on Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:46 am, edited 1 time in total.
I DO NOT USE NS STATS!

South Batoko is a country in Novapax, that competes in WV.
A 19.2 civilization, according to this index.

Weather station in Baxtaqaś (Dürlüśćüm) collapses, outages at weather services reported

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Coutuza
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Jan 01, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Coutuza » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:51 am

You know you’re from Coutuza when...
-You drink four cups of coffee each day
-You tend to wear a heavy winter coat during the Summer
-You have a peculiar love for established authority
And... -You are angered by someone inaccurately portraying a historical event
Disgruntled 29 year-old Austrian accountant living in London
DO NOT USE MY NS STATS!!!
USE THE FACTBOOKS!!!
Pro: Confucianism, Technocracy, Constitutional Monarchy, Liberal Capitalism, The Greens, The EU, Militarism (To an extent)
Neutral: Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May, PMQs, Socialism
Anti: UKIP, Excessive Nationalism, Communism, Fascism, Excessive Militarism, Heathrow airport (Used to live next to the godawful thing)

National Hymn:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilc4dKzYUPY
Victory Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgvksB59bHs
War Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnq5EBX--w0
National Anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

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Ah-eh-ioh-uh
Diplomat
 
Posts: 947
Founded: Mar 13, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Ah-eh-ioh-uh » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:59 am

You know you're a Vivan when :

People from other nations think your manners are awful but you realize you really don't give as much of a damn as they wish you would.

When you hear other nations have children learning useless things like algebra and arithmetic and are outraged that they didn't instead have elementary school courses in the law, philosophy, the humanities or any of the more FASCINATING classes in the social sciences.

When foreigners keep "blessing" you every time you sneeze and find yourself thinking everybody is overreacting with magic over a simple little sneeze.

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Thucia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Jul 26, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Thucia » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:55 am

You know you're from Thucia and Cadia when:
[*] you have a cat like attitude to everyone else's problems (i.e. I understand and should sympathize but I'll just watch on in the ultimate "no f*cks given" face)
[*] you are most likely Sith
[*] which gives you powers most others on earth are absolutely frightened of
[*] so of course you're going to use them all the time
[*] you own multiple weapons and have the military training to use them and store them
[*] even if you work the same job for the same salary as someone from Europe or America, you have such a higher standard of living, that most people think you're a millionaire or the Government is subsiding everything (the latter is true)
[*] you know at least eight languages, have four degrees, 2 jobs at least but you STILL think you're slacking off
[*] " A REPUBLIC!!!!!!?!!! *vomits in Thucian*"
[*] complete disregard for any pan Africanism
[*] "you're not African" "we were African long before the ancient egyptians , that's for certain"
[*] you laugh at, well, everything
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Sith State in Southern Africa, that controls Macau, East Timor, New Britain, Goa, Cabinda and Kaliningrad. Recognised global power with highly advanced technology, military force and magic to show for it.
Set in DC (Young Justice) universe after Reach invasion
NS stats are filthy Jedi propaganda

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Akaran Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Nov 12, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Akaran Islands » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:37 am

You know your Akaran when:
  • You've got friends of every race but are still pretty racist
  • You love Jesus but also pray to the Sun Goddess
  • At least one of your family members committed a war crime
  • You love your wife more than anyone else in the world, except maybe your other wife
  • You think every bad thing was caused by Freemasons
  • You drink more rum than a pirate
  • You probably had an ancestors that was a pirate
  • You own at least three guns in case those evil South Africans invade
  • You really enjoyed your trip to South Africa last summer
  • You think a tank should be street legal
  • Grabbing some random girl and kissing her is just saying hello
Senaso II (Modern Era)
Jeanne-Pierre Okeyo (Cold War)
Queen Lesiela I (Victorian Era)
I Do Not Use NS Stats
Look At The Factbook

Island nation off the coast of East Africa

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Andocara
Envoy
 
Posts: 347
Founded: Aug 07, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Andocara » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:03 pm

* You are familiar with electric parking zones in public places.

* You've likely traveled to several foreign countries.

* You're not used to chaotic environments (especially if you're a millenial/Gen Z/Gen Alpha).

* You come from a cultured background.

* If you're from Andocara Sur, you don't know if you're more like the rest of Andocara, or more like Latin America.
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Leanos
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Leanos » Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:53 pm

You consider alcoholic drinks to be terrifying, but Psilocybe to be very mild.

You don't know what a television is, but you own the most advanced radio on Earth.

You think of a hug as being a good way to say hi to a stranger.

You're proud of your country's happiness-index and trade surplus, which is weird because your GDP and quality of life is pretty low.

You are confused by the concept of "shopping" as something done for fun.

You are not fazed by -40C or +40C, but a little rain will kill you.
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Gospel Power
Diplomat
 
Posts: 562
Founded: Sep 03, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Gospel Power » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:08 pm

You know when you are Gospel Powerian when:

- You love wolves
- you like to read the bible
- You eat beef
- You are Christian, of course
- You listen to classic music
- you don't like feminism, liberalism, degeneracy, liberal democracy, fat acceptance, open borders, Angela Merkel, and so on...
- You think Eastern Europe is the futured Europe and western Europe is doomed
- You like travel to other countries, but thinks your country is the best
- you admiring little bit Kim Jung Un
- you admire Putin also
- You have gulags for the rebellious people in your nation
- You think that socialism can work
- you like the environment
- You know that if you will leave Gospel Power you will risk your life
- You like to drink Kvass
- You have been told that all the other nations likes your nation and your nation is the greatest
- You truly believe that achilles was a Greek and not an Albanian
- You know that your leader is the best leader and only leader you ever had
Last edited by Gospel Power on Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Knessniet
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1182
Founded: Aug 20, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Knessniet » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:32 pm

You know you're Knessian when...
- You openly use racial and homophobic slurs.
- You use Fahrenheit, like the US.
- You think "Democracy = Anarchy"
- You praise Jesus at least twice daily.
- You openly call non-Christians "heathens".
- You think nothing of the environment.
- You think you're being watched constantly.
- You think feudalism is the best system because it is the system you live in.

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Dytarma » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:36 pm

You know you're Dytarmish when...

-You fully understand why and how Dytarma in verb form translates as, "peeing in a sink."
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.50 left and -0.41 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Jogjan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 25, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Jogjan » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:06 pm

When I am child

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