The Security Council,
SUPPOSEDLY RECOGNISING the malicious intent of Tapatalk when its peoples chose to disrupt and, in some cases, outright destroy, the regional security of many regional governments that were relying upon the good work of the private entity known as ZetaBoards across this here body as well as the interregional community at large;
MISGUIDEDLY BELIEVING that the deciding factor for why the peaceful process of determining a regional government for Lazarus failed was due to the malicious actions of Tapatalk, which as a peoples chose to cause irreparable damages to the ConCon of Lazarus through disrupting its established processes, and in doing so has already forced Lazarenes to suffer through an unethical delay in, and total rehaul of, their ability to establish good regional governance;
ALLEGEDLY NOTING that these actions are not isolated against Lazarenes, nor justified through any distinguishable intents or actions of the peoples of Lazarus against the peoples of Tapatalk, but instead exhibited out of negligence, and that similar examples of this blatant abuse and overstretching of influence are plentiful when inspecting Tapatalk, which exemplifies the blatant disregard of its peoples through their government choosing to ignore the ramifications of their actions to the wellbeing of external governmental bodies including but not limited to nations its peoples border, fellow regional nations in The South Pacific of which the nation of Tapatalk is within the jurisdiction thereof as of writing, this body itself, and the interregional community at large;
PREPOSTEROUSLY FURTHER NOTING countless examples of regions, nations and peoples who had previously been misguidedly reassured that they may be able to rely on ZetaBoards, that have now had their governments and organisational organs deliberately tampered with by Tapatalk unless they were able to escape the clutches of its horrific influence in time;
AMUSEDLY DETESTS the deliberate antagonisation of external governmental bodies inseparably linked to the attacks perpetrated by the current dictatorship of which claims rulership over Tapatalk against all affected bodies, including but not limited to, the nationalised motto as of writing of "We own you now."; the currency of which as of writing is named in reference to the government of Tapatalk's irresponsible shutdown of ZetaBoards, "ZB user tears"; the national animal of which dehumanises right-bearing peoples of external governmental bodies, referring to those who previously did not pay for the free services rendered by ZetaBoards as "unpaid user" animals; the outlawing of civil rights; and, to be seen as a direct threat, the outlawing of political freedom;
DECIDEDLY UNCONVINCED that Tapatalk can ever change its dominant ideology from the Corporate Police State that currently dictates its peoples;
AFFIRMING THE CHOICE to never recognise any possible future reclassification of the government of Tapatalk of which has left so much ruin in its wake without any consideration of the ramifications for the stability of any governmental body besides its own;
Hereby condemns Tapatalk.
Co-authored with Xoriet.
This is what happens when you stay up and you're so tired that you start to think bad ideas are good ideas. I wrote this all between 1 am and 4 am, and it'll probably show it.
Let me know what you think of this possible stain on my already stained reputation as a democracy propagandist.
