MRX Television was absolutely furious that they had not won the rights to host the 67th WorldVision Song Contest, not least because of the amount of money that had already been spent, which was now all for nought. For logistical reasons, the opening act had to be commissioned before confirmation came through as to which nation had won the rights to the contest. MRX had therefore already commissioned a 7-minute long CGI opening sequence, about the magical powers of WorldVision, about never giving up. It featured a little boy whose Tetris cubes come to life (which was the inspiration behind the logo that MRX proposed for the contest), and taking everyone on a journey to show what WorldVision is. It was also meant to be a relaunch of WorldVision from a Mister Xian perspective, for the attitudes within Mister X had become that the contest itself was becoming tired, that it needed a firm kick up the backside with a sleek, efficient contest. And now, MRX won't have the chance to show it, with the added worry that all that money had gone to waste. As the opening act was a 7-minute long instrumental, it meant MRX couldn't cut their losses and enter their planned opening act into the contest at the expense of this song, which they really would have liked to have done. MRX don't have a good history with national finals, having had a poor rate of success on the rare occasions when an internal selection has not been used. For WorldVision 67, it was decided to try a national final. The WorldVision director of MRX had his own opinions on the songs (like anyone else), and so when a strange and somewhat questionable surge of late voting occurred in favour of this song, he ordered an investigation. That investigation is still ongoing, though, and therefore, MRX have been forced to enter this song. Although they still don't mind this song, expectations for the WorldVision Song Contest have never been lower. The director wouldn't be drawn into comments surrounding why he did not like this song (and moreover, why he actually used a national final if he didn't like it). The accepted wisdom is that, at best, this was a shock winner, and at worst, this was a deliberate campaign from the public to force Mister X into a bad result and withdraw from WorldVision altogether. To make a bad situation even worse for MRX, several other countries in WorldVision have lodged formal complaints over comments made in commentary by the MRX commentators, Robert Baxter and Sam Smith. Baxter and Smith were extremely put out by this, since no complaints, as far as MRX is aware, have been made to other countries, that they have decided that either they will sit in silence in the commentary box, or do a patronising commentary praising everyone no matter how bad the songs were, completely tongue-in-cheek. With the worrying notion that other nations' commentators may therefore choose to recommend to their countries that their televoters don't vote for Mister X as a "revenge" act, it's no wonder interest in the WorldVision Song Contest is at an all-time low in Mister X. But, out of defiance, no matter how well this song does, one thing has been made clear by MRX: Mister X isn't leaving. If our detractors and critics want us out, say MRX, they'll have to come and force us out. Therefore: a song that MRX didn't want, a lot of money wasted, very annoyed at not hosting, complaints from other countries... all things look extremely bleak for MRX and for the hopes of this contest. This, by any means, though, won't be the worst entry Mister X have ever sent, and MRX seriously hope that is reflected in the results, although they don't hold much hope, because the will and energy from the bosses, to be blunt, simply isn't there for this song or this edition. For now, though, they'll just have to accept it, and hope they can make the best of a bad situation: they hope to be "top half at best" as a result. Although one of the sections of the now junked opening act featured the phrase "never give up", MRX almost have. It's somewhat ironic that the lyrics of the song, completely coincidentally, heavily focus on the themes of staying and leaving, coming and going. "A Song For Mister X" was due to be followed up with a separate competition to choose "A Singer For Mister X", but such was the controversy over the first part of the national final, choosing the performer was quietly dropped, making the decision 100% internal. Owen Roberts, who represented Mister X at WorldVision 46, is returning. He may have a very poor record in this contest, and his selection, out of debt more than anything else ("I guess we owe him another go"), smacked of a broadcaster who had lost interest in the contest. With no money left, the money left on staging came to about T1.59. That's about enough for a loaf of bread in Mister X, and with no back LED screen in this contest, heads kept hitting hands. WorldVision 67 was slowly turning into a nightmare for MRX Television, and after attempting to gamble that remaining money and losing, the lack of money was very swiftly followed by a lack of ideas. MRX simply did not know what to do with the stage, the lights, the camerawork, anything. Moreover, they couldn't afford to hire any dancers or backing singers, and definitely not any choreographers such as Craig Rebel Snorewood. The only idea they had was to be incredibly simplistic and then just publicise Owen Roberts' sob story to pieces in the desperate hope he would attract some sort of sympathy vote.
Since WorldVision 46, Owen Roberts has fallen on extremely hard times. He fell into a spiral of depression whilst everyone around him, who he thought he could trust, turned their backs on him, including his partner. He was left all alone, unable to take any enjoyment in life, unable to find happiness in places he would normally expect to find it, and with no friends, no one could cheer him up. After his record label dropped him, Roberts spent what money he had left on a psychiatrist and counsellor. Unfortunately, results were very poor and not very useful, so now he had no money either. What's more, he was awarded no money from his divorce, and at one point he tried to take his own life. Whilst this could prove painful for viewers and listeners, Owen feels it's a story that very much needs to be told, because he feels he doesn't want anyone else feeling like this, because no one else deserves to have people stab them in the front, never mind in the back. Things picked up for Owen, when, almost as a last resort, he saw an advert for "A Performer For Mister X", the cancelled second part of the Mister Xian national final, and after making it to the final three (i.e. for the broadcast), when the national final was cancelled he balled his eyes out, because he assumed that the other contenders, Filius Deorum (the only Mister Xian WV winner), and Danny Alonso (the "man in possession", who represented Mister X in Telm City in WorldVision 66), had a better claim to the spot than he did. So when the phone rang to say that they wish to take Owen forward (although MRX made very clear that they only did so because he had only represented them once, a long time ago, so felt like he deserved another go), Owen was caught in a landslide of emotions, not sure whether to be happy, sad, or relieved, or guilty. He did not know what to think.
Owen's first press conference didn't go brilliantly either:
- "I'm so grateful for this opportunity. I think that despite all the problems MRX have had away from the stage, when the curtain rises we should all be one and the same, irrespective of where you're from, and I hope we just judge the song and myself as a performer and my performance, rather than... well, I don't need to go into it, really, but off-stage matters shouldn't be a factor, that's my view. I didn't come here to make friends. I don't have any friends to lose either, so I have nothing to lose any more, so I guess if I can make someone back home in Majorium proud, I know I've done something right for once."
- "So you don't want any points?"
- "I didn't say that. Of course I want points, I want to win, but, let's be honest, you know full well I'm not going to."
- "So you're giving up?"
- "No."
- "But you're not going to win?"
- "I would be very surprised if I do. Who, honestly, in this room, thinks Mister X can win this contest? No one. Bare minimum is to beat the joke songs."
- "And if you don't beat the joke songs, such as in WorldVision 63, when Mister X was beaten by its former colony Missus X, which doesn't even take the contest seriously?"
- "What are you saying, sir? Are you saying you want us to come last, with nul points? Are you trying to probe into my well-documented personal life, suggesting I may even take my life again if we come last? Do you want me to say that? No more questions."
And with that, Owen stormed out.
As Gaciadia left the stage, Owen put on a false smile, waved to the camera before the postcard came up, and as the postcard played took to the stage. Alone. Like most of his life. The stage is shown in complete darkness, with a pink colour in some of the piping. There is one spotlight behind Owen, who stands centre stage in the clothes he wears in the above publicity photograph. As the music crashed in, the camera slowly tightens from a medium length shot in front of him. He stands perfectly still during the introduction. Then, when he starts to sing, the light comes up and the camera shot stops zooming.
Well can't you see it's time for me to leave you,
When I go, I will remember what you do,
Nothing you say will change my mind;
It's made up and I'm gonna leave you behind
More light, more natural in colour, comes on, showing all the stage. Although the lighting remains flat for the next chorus, not changing at all, the camera shot changes to a steadicam, which runs around Owen, constantly looking at him. The camera does 3 laps of Owen for the pre-chorus. But Owen stays absolutely still.
And when I leave, and when I go,
Nothing you say will keep me now.
And when I leave, and when I go,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna...
The lights start flashing as Owen finally moves and makes sharp movements with his arms on each "go" of the song. The camera makes a long panning shot before making two crash zooms ("woah oh"), one from Owen's right on a 45-degree angle on the same level as Owen, then one from the left in the same place. This repeats for each line of the chorus, taking a different angle for the panning shot whilst the same angles for the "woah oh"s remain, followed by a harsher crash zoom from front on on the final line of the chorus.
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh,
I'M GOING TO GO!
And then Owen sticks his left arm out, with the wrist at an angle, and the palm of his hand facing down and inwards. Owen walks forward with straight legs, not bending his knees and putting his toe down first on each beat of the song, but on the fourth beat of the bar, he does a double step with the same foot. The camera follows him around the stage as he does so, taking a new shot on each 4-bar phrase of the instrumental. MRX really would have liked an army of dancers at this point but the budget constrains wouldn't let them.
For the second verse he returns to centre stage and stands dead still as the camera makes another slow zoom on him from directly in front of him. The lights return to their "flat" state: mostly natural, but some pink, and not animated at all.
Now I'm packed, I think I'll walk out that door.
Won't turn round now, I'm not welcome here any more.
Don't you stop me, if you have a problem with me,
Kiss my furry arse, I will be who I be.
This time, rather than a steadicam shot, one huge long tracking shot from the very back of the arena up to the stage, from a high angle, is displayed.
And when I leave, and when I go,
Nothing you say will keep me now.
And when I leave, and when I go,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna...
Owen repeats his dancing from the first chorus, as the camera angles from the first chorus play, but in reverse, i.e. the camera angle chosen for the fourth line is played first, and so on. The crash zooms at the end of each line remain in place.
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh,
I'M GOING TO GO!
Rather than doing walks for the second break, Owen offers up a cha cha cha masterclass, with the camera jump-cutting between his footwork, on fire, and a full-length shot as he cha cha chas around the stage. The lights, meanwhile, repeat what they did from the first break.
At the bridge section, Owen slowly walks (in the fashion he did in the first break, but without the outstretched arm) back to the centre of the stage as the lights slowly fade back to how they started at the very beginning of the song: almost non-existent.
When the pre-chorus bursts back in, Owen stops moving, the camera stays on a still shot from in front of him, as a shower of sparks falls down behind him, and the lights return to how they were for the other pre-choruses.
And when I leave, and when I go,
Nothing you say will keep me now.
And when I leave, and when I go,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna...
The sparks stop, and during this chorus, Owen walks over the bridge on the stage and round to the little horseshoe, or whatever the correct terminology is, in front of the main part of the stage, reaching the very front of it by the time the break starts.
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh, oh oh oh,
Go, go, go, go, woah oh,
I'M GOING TO GO!
Owen does more cha cha cha in this section of the stage, before returning to the middle of this section and punching one fist in the air, albeit somewhat limply, on the final beat of the song.
Owen's done all he can now. The applause from the crowd means nothing to him. Because they're not the people who matter. It's up to the voters. And hopefully, enough people out there liked it to call in and give him some points.