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[New Visayan Islands]

Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades (@MindoroMan)
Just now from Calapan, MR

This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:

• Mindoro Man runs naked in supermarket, makes whooping sounds at the police.
• Mindoro Man threatens to blow up lesbian couple because they wouldn't engage in a threesome with him.
• Mindoro Teen swings bottle of vodka at Mormon elders visiting his uncle's office.
• Mindoro Woman fulfills legal obligation by inviting journalists to her wedding.
• Father and son Mindoro Men file a public notice to discuss transportation ideas.

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[Inyourfaceistan]

Jose Impendido; Euphoric GentleSir (@Jose<3RWBY)
Just now from Juanaré, Inyursta

Thought of the day:

"If there were a God, then why wouldn't he just fix all the problems?" - Myself, the Carl Sagan of my time.

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Sgt. Lorenzo Sant-Luc (@LorenzoSL)
Just now from Citua Duvalier, Inyursta

Monday Gunday!
Just brought a new SPECTRE reflex scope for my own personal AKI-3M rifle:

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Lizabelle de la Casapi (@LizaCasapi)
Just now from Plaja dul Via, Inyursta

Sad to say that after four series, I will be leaving Inyursta: 1989. It has been great fun, an I will miss all my costars!
This being said the infamous Lucas Corillien has another movie in the works and I will have another prominent role to play in this dark thriller!

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[Greater Carloso]

La Nación (@lanacion)
Just now from Preston, Carloso

Too close! Carloso wins against Rannoria 2-3 on penalties with Santander scoring the winning goal! Next stop, Round of 16 against Blaneu! #BoF

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[Yohannes]

@Maréchal-LeMenParliamentHouse | ONLINE | Kingdom of Alexandria, Yohannes | | | REPLY

Who knew community policing could involve the hip-hop dance?

Great example of police having fun while keeping us safe.

Police officers are our friends, not enemies!

#BlueLivesMatter #BackTheBlue #SafeSuburb #SafeCommunity #GOPForBlue



Royal Alexandria Police epic Hip-Hop Dance with Saint Elisabeth College for Girls

Nineteen Countries police show off their Community Rap Dancing skills with secondary school students. “I do not own the rights to this video.”

[New Visayan Islands]

Sherman C. Piañar (@The Gundam Sherman)
Just now from Cebu City, DH

By Monday, I will officially be part of the Training Team, so my team is having a send-off party. Fun times.

@realkingyoshio: I'm off for a little DotA 2 in a few hours, you game?

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Captain William C. Piañar (@Billy the Wild)
Just now from Toledo, CB

So I just became the head honcho of the Carmen-Dumlog Precinct. Not bad for a guy from Homicide; pity my predecessor had to bite it, though. Pete, I'll take care of the precinct for you.

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Sherman C. Piañar (@The Gundam Sherman)
Just now from Cebu City, DH

@Billy the Wild: Damn, brother... how was he like?

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Captain William C. Piañar (@Billy the Wild)
Just now from Toledo, CB

@The Gundam Sherman: We called him the Big Boss, what did you expect? The guy was larger than life; joined the force straight out of drama school, and by all accounts he ran the precinct like a tight ship. Those are some huge ass shoes to fill, if you ask me.

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[Greater Carloso]

Estebán Santander (@estebansantander)
Just now from Ebon, Carloso

Regardless of what happens tomorrow in #BoF68, we can be proud that Mercader and the lads have represented Carloso so well on the national stage.

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[Ru-]

King Yoshio (@realkingyoshio)
Just now from New Ru City, Ru

@TheGundamSherman I am, but I'm not sure you'd want me anywhere near you in DotA 2: I've always been hopelessly terrible at it lol.

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[Greater Carloso]

RTC News (@rtcnews)
Just now from Madrigal, Carloso

BREAKING NEWS: Carloso emerge victorious against Krenorus 4-3 in exhilirating Baptism of Fire 68 quarter-final, securing place against Cobrio in semi-finals at the Natunolstadion in Jansberg Semarland. Cobrio defeat Michine 0–2. #BoF

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[New Visayan Islands]

Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades (@MindoroMan)
Just now from Calapan, MR

This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:

• Mindoro Man goes to Japanese steakhouse, teabags romantic rival.
• Mindoro Man latches on the back of a jeep with a mouthful of joints.
• Mindoro Man breaks out of prison, caught drinking beer in Puerto Galera.
• Mindoro Woman torches ex-boyfriend's car after claiming he took her lawnmower.
• Mindoro Man swings dildo at cops.

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Sherman C. Piañar (@The Gundam Sherman)
Just now from Cebu City, DH

@realkingyoshio: I'll believe it when I see it.

Anyway, first day as a trainer; here's to a Fun & Engaging time!

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[Ru-]

King Yoshio (@realkingyoshio)
Just now from New Ru City, Ru

@TheGundamSherman Ok, don't say you weren't warned. BTW, I haven't played in over a year either lolol.

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[New Visayan Islands]

Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades (@MindoroMan)
Just now from Calapan, MR

This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:

• Mindoro Man threatens colleague with fork in argument about DotA.
• Mindoro Man wins 1.5 million Pesetas betting on TI8.
• Mindoro Man caught soliciting teacher for sex.
• Mindoro Woman strips naked in class, scars students for life.
• Ordained Mindoro Man fights off attackers, guns one of them down with his own shotgun.

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[Ru-]

King Yoshio (@realkingyoshio)
Just now from New Ru City, Ru

I've just been informed that I'm not allowed to award the Royal Medal of Honor to a fictional character.

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[Inyourfaceistan]

Alejandro Joanés; Reporter of Truth (@RealTruthWars)
Just now from Castille de Térro, Inyursta

@realkingyoshio;

Pictures have surfaced of what appears to be you devouring a young woman!

What do you have to say about these accusations?

Why do you eat young women?

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[New Visayan Islands]

Sherman C. Piañar (@The Gundam Sherman)
Just now from Cebu City, DH

@RealTruthWars: Pfft, phrasing!

@realkingyoshio: You, terrible? Like hell you were, you were a pretty good support! That setup with Rubick saved the game right there and then.

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[Ru-]

King Yoshio (@realkingyoshio)
Just now from New Ru City, Ru

@RealTruthWars I'm sorry, but you must've mistaken me for someone else. I have red skin and the person in that photo is green. Also, he is not wearing glasses.
If you wanted people to really think it was me, you should've done it like this:

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[Yohannes]

@Maréchal-LeMenParliamentHouse | ONLINE | Kingdom of Alexandria, Yohannes | | | REPLY

Because you fought to make it happen, [ “Marioncare” ] has become the law of the land — enshrined by statute is the welfare of our hard-working fathers and uncles; mothers and sisters; sons and daughters. Embrace the green revolution; lift up citizens’ wealth: Rainbow LGBT and Bible Belt heartland. Disabled and non disabled. Men and women. Citizens and legal residents — unity in diversity.

#Marioncare #YesWeCan #YesWeDid #GreenRevolution



When populism helps the environment and the green industrial future

According to the GOP official website, the first purpose of Marioncare is to cushion the working people — of not just the bible belt and the heartland countries, but also the rainbow countries. “I do not own the rights to this opinion article and video.”

[New Visayan Islands]

Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades (@MindoroMan)
Just now from Calapan, MR

This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:

• Mindoro Man arrested after pranking his neighbor with sex toys for a week.
• Knife-wielding Mindoro Men attack gun store, promptly shot by customers.
• Naked Mindoro Man found cycling along the High Noon Run route.
• Mindoro Woman shoves cattle prod up would-be rapist's backside.
• Mindoro Teens fling urine balloons at neo-Nazi.

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[Khataiy]

Muhammad Aswari (@AlAswari)
Just now from KHATAIY

We will not allow a Communist threat to exist on our border or in our region, we will eliminate the PKK God willing and all affiliated Leftist terrorist organizations.

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[Inyourfaceistan]

Sgt. Lorenzo Sant-Luc (@LorenzoSL)
Just now from Citua Duvalier, Inyursta

Inyurstan fighter aircraft have just engaged an attempted German deployment to Bashriyya. Details seem to be unclear at this moment, but it seems that so far only air-to-air and air-to-ship combat has occurred; no boots on the ground just yet. In light of this new development, we have received orders direct from Le President Jean-Baptiste Calderone himself regarding these hostilities with Germany:

I, for one, can't wait for my opportunity to pay off my debt!

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[New Visayan Islands]

Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades (@MindoroMan)
Just now from Calapan, MR

This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:

• Mindoro Man burns house down attempting to prepare potluck supper.
• Mindoro Man shoves NVP50 iced coffee in his pants.
• Mindoro Man helps stranded motorist who turns out to be a hitman sent to kill him.
• Mindoro Woman bashes neo-Nazi heads in with a dildo.
• Mindoro Teen hopped up on caffeine streams Kancolle for 36 hours straight.

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The Man your man could Frak like (@Terminal Playboy)
Just now from Puerto Galera, MR

Kudos to @MindoroMan for advertising my book four months ago. Seriously, I ought to give you guys ten percent of my royalties!

For the record though, some information has been changed to protect privacy in compliance with the Data Protection Act of 2004. Don't bother trying to find the ladies depicted in my book for the love of all that is sexy.

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[Yohannes]

@Maréchal-LeMenParliamentHouse | ONLINE | Kingdom of Alexandria, Yohannes | | | REPLY

When I was elected into office, I made the future of Yohannesian schoolchildren my number one priority. Together, GOP lawmakers want to make equality of educational opportunity a right, not a privilege — regardless of circumstances, ethnicity, and household background.

#Marioncare #GOP2018 #YesWeDid



855 million NSD in additional investment for students with special educational needs and disabilities

A publication by the Ministry of Education this morning highlighted that subnational government authorities will receive up to 95.2 billion Quertz russling (855 million NationStates Dollars or Universal Standard Dollars) in supplementary assistance starting next month. “I do not own the rights to this opinion article and video.”

[Ru-]

King Yoshio (@realkingyoshio)
Just now from New Ru City, Ru

Yo! So my birthday celebration will be coming up in about one month's time, any suggestions on who should be invited to perform? Who would you like to see there???

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[Inyourfaceistan]

Clarabelle Alvarez (@NurseClara)
Just now from Nuveau Lyon, Inyursta

Tonight's weird story from the hospital:

Today a young woman, probably not much younger than me, came in today playing music and complaining of lower backside pain. Once she was alone with the doctor she revealed that she had gotten high the night before and at the bidding of her roommates shoved a small portable speaker up her derrière. Her roommates, still high, were in control of the music and found it humorous to continue selecting songs from the lobby while she underwent surgery to have the object removed from her backside. I'm pretty sure the poor ER doc had Despacito stuck in his head for the rest of the morning.

What great friends!

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Alejandro Joanés; Reporter of Truth (@RealTruthWars)
Just now from Castille de Térro, Inyursta

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!

I have an anonymous source who works with international intelligence who has leaked to me the truth that Homofront is a creation of the Asignese government! That's right! A trail of money connects the world's most ruthless and widespread Marico-terrorist group with at least one or more top officials in Manilla! It seems like Homofront was part of an operation to distract and damage SACTO prior to confrontation with the Bayan!

Remember people, no armed group is truly organic!

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[New Visayan Islands]

Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades (@MindoroMan)
Just now from Calapan, MR

This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:

• Naked Mindoro Man braves 165 kph winds of Typhoon Mangkhut.
• Mindoro Man reports dead body by taking skull to church, using it as a hand puppet.
• Naked Mindoro Man drinks 2 liters of vodka, burns himself while attempting poi dance.
• Mindoro Woman stabbed during argument over tattoo.
• Mindoro Teens party shirtless amid rain from Typhoon Mangkhut.

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[Ezhara]

Nostalgic Mirror (@NostalgicMirror)
Just now from Woroshire, Ezhara

@realkingyoshio, I'd think that @Sherry and @BellGuardian would love to perform for you.

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Bell Guardian, Ezhara (@BellGuardian)
Just now from Woroshire, Ezhara

@NostalgicMirror, Already did that in New Edom. Not sure if I'm up for that sort of pressure again :U

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Nostalgic Mirror (@NostalgicMirror)
Just now from Woroshire, Ezhara

@realkingyoshio Well, I think you can still find an Ezharan singer pretty easily if you want someone there.

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