The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[Escade]

Vinny, cute report <3

Also, thanks for cleaning up my region lol (now I need to update it )

[Deadeye Jack]

I've noticed an uptick in detagging this week. Good thing I haven't been able to update during this surge

[Malphe]

I've noticed an uptick in detagging this week. Good thing I haven't been able to update during this surge

Detags > All other military operations

[Hired Contractor II]

Fun reports. Detags are fun to do if there are no quick taggers.

[Benevolent Thomas]

The Sweet Nectar of Life


Armchairs have been left, abandoned.

What the hell is wrong with me? I had a good thing going for me in The Deep Roads. A big ass feast, bunch of vertically challenged friends to drink with and all the Darkspawn I could possibly hope to slay. Why return to the surface? The Joining truly is a curse... I simply can't resist the temptation of battle. Maybe I just want to be like DYP? I saw him flip the deuces and chased him all the way up. I can sense the darkspawn all around me, thickening the air I'm breathing. I'm compelled to fight them. The Blight must be stopped!

The first of the Wardens saw a little action from all sides for his first soiree on the surface. The Order's first action tonight was to reinforce an ongoing operation. The mission was a good opportunity to shake a little rust off. Then there was a liberation, the ultimate fix for any blight-slaying addict. This heroic action was followed by beating back the darkspawn enemy before they could take hold of a region, this Warden's favorite activity. The Warden-Lieutenant then signaled a series of regional rehabilitation efforts, much to the joy of Warden DYP. I could have had my first lead in months tonight, but I committed a critical error in my effort. Oh well, maybe next time.

Regions Liberated
eurilea

Regions Defended
the leauge of autistic countries

Regions Detagged
new united nations
star trek united federation of planets
empty space
united warrior nations
waldonia
rekjistan imperium
breadfields

Wardens On Duty
Constable Kingdom of Circle of Magi
Lieutenant Hired Contractor II
Warden Benevolent Thomas
Warden BlightBane
Warden DYP

Tupelope was a big part of this update.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

>>TGW actually making a report
>>Hey, it's actually a decently written and interesting and not annoying report too
>>BT posted it and was involved out of retirement?

Whew.

[Drop Your Pants]

I do enjoy a good detag run, nice to have BT out and about today.

[RiderSyl]

Tupelope was a big part of this update.

[Lord Dominator]

Congrats Wardens

[Benevolent Thomas]

Black Hawks Unveil Best Girl - Wardens Are Perplexed


This is her!

Kawaii Grotesque and fun-loving blood-craving, Kuro Taka is a sweet girl monstrous beast who likes to raid in her free time. She welcomes all and loves sweets, which, to her, are darkspawn tissue and vomit (canon). She also loves space caves and horses corpses. Although she can sometimes go on for too long about a topic she’s passionate about consuming or party scream a little too hard, she’s a once was a good person that all her friends are were proud to know. Taka-chan is also very kind sinister, but isn’t afraid to speak out about things that matter to her either spawning more monstrosities. She always strives to do better, to work harder, and to be bolder spread the taint.

Dakimakura’s might be produced in the distant future will be burned upon sight.

Warden Benevolent Thomas has been an outspoken critic of Taka-chan claiming she is "a perversion that insults the Maker with her very existence".

The appearance of this monster has reignited Warden efforts to eradicate traces of the taint from surrounding areas. Five Grey Wardens and Frattastan of the Rejected Realms Army took to the field this minor update, lead by Warden-Lieutenant Hired Contractors. In all, they removed the darkspawn taint from twenty-six regions.

The International Socialist Alliance
Ferrish Archipelago
The Land Of Swadonia
The Free Pizzeria
Aabca
United Social States Of America
United Nations Of Arrakis
Eggs N Jakey
Welsh Kingdom
Ap Meme Studies
The Center For Student Engagement
Giveran Empire Hq
Meggy Landia
Just Bored
Zoinkish Puppet Storage
Nore
Atlantian Union
Nore
The Promised Neverland
Republic Of The Trinity Council
San Diego
The Seven Kingdoms Of Westeros
The Oubliette
Republic Of The Trinity Council
Ermor
Unvanquished Coalition

Defenders On Patrol
First Warden Vincent Drake
Warden-Constable Sir Merlin
Warden-Lieutenant Hired Contractors
Warden DYP
Warden Benevolent Thomas
Frattastan

The Order of the Grey Wardens have since named the one who introduced this broodmother to the world, Serboro, as a target of high interest. They are shown below.

[Lord Dominator]

This means war!
Or since we're already at war, I guess nothing changes

[RiderSyl]

There's the classic mean-spiritedness that was missing from the previous report.

[Drop Your Pants]

We're so amazing, we managed to hit Nore twice. A fine update, pity all the raiders were hiding under their beds.

[Lord Dominator]

We're so amazing, we managed to hit Nore twice. A fine update, pity all the raiders were hiding under their beds.

And despite hitting it twice, it still remains tagged

[Aclion]

I'm getting some serious deja vu here...

[Drop Your Pants]

And despite hitting it twice, it still remains tagged

Blame Vinny and his lack of breakfast.

[Tupelope]

Tupelope was a big part of this update.

i wouldnt either

[Roavin]

>>TGW actually making a report
>>Hey, it's actually a decently written and interesting and not annoying report too
>>BT posted it and was involved out of retirement?

Whew.

Watch out, next thing you know I'll rejoin, Vinny will have less RL madness, Altmoras will become bored of his gainzzzz, and things will be poppin'.

[Lord Dominator]

And despite hitting it twice, it still remains tagged

Blame Vinny and his lack of breakfast.

Seems a reasonable idea

[Benevolent Thomas]

Who would take a sweet and innocent child and transmute her with a darkspawn? Is having a chimera capable of speaking on behalf of darkspawn worth that heavy price? Apparently it was worth it to the Black Hawks and other proponents, despite the objections of her creator.

SUPPOrT NON WING ARMS

How can you have an anthro hawk mascot without wing arms. Support wing arms.

SHAME

Wing arms are the way to go.

SHAME

Human arms and a set of wings is best. why not have both?

SHAME

(Image)

Truer words have never been spoken.

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I'd like to think The Sewing-Life Darkspawn shed a tear as he performed the dark ritual at the behest of Ever-Wandering Souls, but one can never be sure. This will not be forgiven, TBH. You can try and distract us with t.v. shows and festivals, but we all know what you did.

This haunting tale is a call to arms! Join The Order of the Grey Wardens now and put an end to Taka-chan's suffering. Liberate the world, liberate the girl!



Regions Liberated
eurilea

Regions Detagged - 38
the empire of soldiers
kalinin k7 xvi
warzone arkansas
nerdlandia
new age empire
hsciffania
zemilid
steampunk
the nexus
timuria
duck pond
united federation of nations
warzone tmc
jedathia
metacanada
magna orbis terrarum
stoopid
liberonscien
the depths of the underworld
alliance of the northern states
alliance of obscure nations
nywso
liberationists
the free world of earth
edingen
gorgonplunion
holy thimble empire
autistico nuova regione
japanese pan asian co prosperity sphere
robatariacolony
capitalism and innovation republic
omnia
scarlet
blizzard mountain
iran
kxckxkxyghbb
norrtrad landa
edyn

Heroes of Justice
First Warden Vincent Drake
Lieutenant Hired Contractors
Warden DYP
Warden Benevolent Thomas
tupelope

[Azaelai]

I'd like to think The Sewing-Life Darkspawn shed a tear as he performed the dark ritual at the behest of Ever-Wandering Souls, but one can never be sure. This will not be forgiven, TBH. You can try and distract us with t.v. shows and festivals, but we all know what you did.

Shit they found out the anime-fest was just a cover >_>

[Benevolent Thomas]

Looks like you forgot the defenders you need to be careful of! Not a sleeper or a spotter or a liberator or a chaser.

Those powerful helpers of ours...

Professionals who can turn the tide just like that...

They're that powerful!



"Wh-Who are you talking about?"


The Detaggers

"Remember to stay together so no one loses their way!"

-"Right!"

"No fighting with other kids"

-"Right!"

"Remember to us Breeze++ so you won't get blasted away!"

-"Right!"

"Did you all bring your endorsements?"

-"Yes, we did!"

"All right! Then..."

Anone, anone!

Some of the most beautiful work can be accomplished by even the smallest of forces!

Regions Defended
West Oceanian Alliance

Regions Rehabilitated
The Allied Regions Of The United Nations
Ibxtoycat
The Colony Of The Elite
The League Of Sovereign Nations
Football Land
The Region Of Industrious Nations
Nordic States
Washington Pact
Summer Isles
Gds Kool Kids Klan
The Superunknown
Right Wing Confederation
Mount Pleasant
Edingen
Pact Of Independent States
His Majestys Imperial British Empire
Union Of Pasadine States
Keshkiia
Esperanto
Merde

Defenders At Work
First Warden Vincent Drake
Warden-Constable Sir Merlin
Warden-Lieutenant Hired Contractors
Warden Drop Your Pants
Warden Benevolent Thomas
[RRA]Frattastan

[Marilyn Manson Freaks]

Nice update!

[Kuriko]

Animu <3 i like your updates BT!

[Vulturret-]

TGW has really been picking up their detagging game recently. I've noticed.

EDIT: Wrong nation. Whoops.