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by The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:46 am
by Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:57 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Mind slugs are bad, dont do it.
by The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:03 am
by Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:53 am
by Pasong Tirad » Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:05 pm
by Versail » Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:09 pm
by Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:15 pm
Bralia wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:but he seems genuine tho
OR, OR she, i dont know who or what they are
Also yeah, cool uniforms on the african dood
Huskar, I want my first act in this new thread to be a request for you to stop being such a drunkard. Hell, the fact that Nazarene is the new Emperor is entirely because all assassination plots involving you always end in failure.
United Muscovite Nations wrote:Oh Stalin! Oh servant of Marx! There are bashables behind me! Come and Gulag them!
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Bralia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:05 pm
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Bralia wrote:Huskar, I want my first act in this new thread to be a request for you to stop being such a drunkard. Hell, the fact that Nazarene is the new Emperor is entirely because all assassination plots involving you always end in failure.
Who you calling Emperor meatbag?
Double fucking gulag for you.United Muscovite Nations wrote:Oh Stalin! Oh servant of Marx! There are bashables behind me! Come and Gulag them!
Looks at list of wanted criminals and back at the post.
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by Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:43 pm
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:01 pm
by Abserdia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:44 pm
by Ism » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:44 pm
Ifreann wrote:Yo comrade, we heard you like imprisoning enemies of the revolution, so we put an oubliette in your gulag in your gulag, so you can defend the revolution while you defend the revolution while you defend the revolution.
by Ism » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:45 pm
Abserdia wrote:First time I've ever created the Wendish Empire.
Not seen in full: Cathar Navarra (let's GO) and a fractured Al-Andalus. The Umayyads got a bit too decadent.
by Abserdia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:48 pm
Ism wrote:Abserdia wrote:First time I've ever created the Wendish Empire.
Not seen in full: Cathar Navarra (let's GO) and a fractured Al-Andalus. The Umayyads got a bit too decadent.
>Wendish Empire
>Not Slavic Pagan
You sicken me right to my core.
by Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:53 pm
Ism wrote:Ifreann wrote:Yo comrade, we heard you like imprisoning enemies of the revolution, so we put an oubliette in your gulag in your gulag, so you can defend the revolution while you defend the revolution while you defend the revolution.
This confuses me, which means you are an intellectualist class-traitor and should go to gulag.
by Grenartia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:33 pm
Impaled Nazarene wrote:This is a call to arms, to overthrow the establishment. No more would we suffer under the boots of monarchs. The era of Threadperors is over and the revolution has begun. Geni thought appointing Impaled Nazarene as Chancellor would appease the revolutionaries, it would not. Now with ever growing power the Chancellor rallies the people and seized the thread in the names of Marx, Engels, Kropotkin, Bakunin, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Trotsky, Ho Chi Minh, Fidel, Che, Sankara, and Daddy Makhno. In-fighting has already begun over their inclusion and omission of several names resulting in mass face palming among internet anti-sectarians.
Huskar the Revisionist has been icepicked his counter-revolutionary contradictions silenced by the true revolutionaries. Geni was tried by a tribunal of the people and was sentenced to the Martian Gulag. Batavia was politely escorted to a rehabilitation center for the Dutch. Violent Fascists like Washington Resistance Army remain at large though most of their power base was eliminated by ANTIFA comrades. All remaining puppets were summarily executed for crimes against the people. Within days the revolutionary forces stood unopposed by any major force.
After eliminating most of the enemies of the revolution the Chancellor was unanimously elected as General Secretary of the People’s Paradox Thread marking the 8th edition of the thread so no one would be confused. The Global Communist Party now administrates the thread. The General Secretary again mobilized the revolutionary forces to stabilize the thread and ensure victory. Now they stood united in the capital the massive crowd holding various banners and flags while singing and chanting various songs and quotes.
Wearing an all-black suit, the General Secretary walks out onto the balcony to deliver their speech. The crowd grows quiet in anticipation for the speech.
“Welcome to the future Comrades! We have all come very far but the revolution never ends. There will always be the goal of achieving Communism. We may not reach it in our lifetimes, but we will reach it! For once the people are in control of their destiny, no more will the monarchs and capitalists control us. Today we stand in unity in the wake of the greatest accomplishment the world has ever seen. We stand triumphant over the enemies of the worker, of the minority, and of the woman. We have broken our chains and soon more will follow. The world must either follow our example or be tossed into the dust bin of history. Vive la révolution!” They raised their left fist in both victory and solidarity. Mass cheering followed the speech with some booing for the reference to Trotsky.
After a minute of gesturing and applauding the General Secretary returned to their office. How they had grown fond of this mahogany desk. It had seen them through countless pages of paperwork and computer issues. Its drawers were mostly empty now their contents being scorched along with most remnants of the old regime. A secret panel contained a loaded AKM with several magazines and a false bottom concealed an M9 likewise with additional magazines. The General Secretary was prepared to defend themself and the revolution. Behind them was a portrait of Lenin with Marx and Engels, a staple of a revolutionary’s office. Opposite them was the press desk for television appearances flanked by multiple flags and a clean desk unlike their cluttered work desk. It seemed like only yesterday when they were Chancellor.
Their job will never be finished. There are still minor sectarian conflicts ongoing as well as the hunt for the counter revolutionaries. It will take a long time for things to cool down, but for now the revolution thrives in the heart of the Paradox Thread.
From the last iteration, a list of the community's favourite mods, paradox forum and support links and other assorted goodies such as past thread titles which are a joy to read through and more shall be added as this thread goes on, both titles, links etc :
by Ithalian Empire » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:35 pm
by Abserdia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:41 pm
Ithalian Empire wrote:Should add the community made fan fork for After the End.
by Ithalian Empire » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:41 pm
by Ithalian Empire » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:54 pm
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