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by The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:46 am
by Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:57 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Mind slugs are bad, dont do it.
by Licana » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:57 am
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.
Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
by The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:03 am
by Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:53 am
by Pasong Tirad » Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:05 pm
by Versail » Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:09 pm
by Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:15 pm
Bralia wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:but he seems genuine tho
OR, OR she, i dont know who or what they are
Also yeah, cool uniforms on the african dood
Huskar, I want my first act in this new thread to be a request for you to stop being such a drunkard. Hell, the fact that Nazarene is the new Emperor is entirely because all assassination plots involving you always end in failure.
United Muscovite Nations wrote:Oh Stalin! Oh servant of Marx! There are bashables behind me! Come and Gulag them!
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Bralia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:05 pm
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Bralia wrote:Huskar, I want my first act in this new thread to be a request for you to stop being such a drunkard. Hell, the fact that Nazarene is the new Emperor is entirely because all assassination plots involving you always end in failure.
Who you calling Emperor meatbag?
Double fucking gulag for you.United Muscovite Nations wrote:Oh Stalin! Oh servant of Marx! There are bashables behind me! Come and Gulag them!
Looks at list of wanted criminals and back at the post.
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CLICK
by Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:43 pm
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:01 pm
by Abserdia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:44 pm
by Ism » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:44 pm
Ifreann wrote:Yo comrade, we heard you like imprisoning enemies of the revolution, so we put an oubliette in your gulag in your gulag, so you can defend the revolution while you defend the revolution while you defend the revolution.
by Ism » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:45 pm
Abserdia wrote:First time I've ever created the Wendish Empire.
Not seen in full: Cathar Navarra (let's GO) and a fractured Al-Andalus. The Umayyads got a bit too decadent.
by Abserdia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:48 pm
Ism wrote:Abserdia wrote:First time I've ever created the Wendish Empire.
Not seen in full: Cathar Navarra (let's GO) and a fractured Al-Andalus. The Umayyads got a bit too decadent.
>Wendish Empire
>Not Slavic Pagan
You sicken me right to my core.
by Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:53 pm
Ism wrote:Ifreann wrote:Yo comrade, we heard you like imprisoning enemies of the revolution, so we put an oubliette in your gulag in your gulag, so you can defend the revolution while you defend the revolution while you defend the revolution.
This confuses me, which means you are an intellectualist class-traitor and should go to gulag.
by Grenartia » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:33 pm
Impaled Nazarene wrote:This is a call to arms, to overthrow the establishment. No more would we suffer under the boots of monarchs. The era of Threadperors is over and the revolution has begun. Geni thought appointing Impaled Nazarene as Chancellor would appease the revolutionaries, it would not. Now with ever growing power the Chancellor rallies the people and seized the thread in the names of Marx, Engels, Kropotkin, Bakunin, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Trotsky, Ho Chi Minh, Fidel, Che, Sankara, and Daddy Makhno. In-fighting has already begun over their inclusion and omission of several names resulting in mass face palming among internet anti-sectarians.
Huskar the Revisionist has been icepicked his counter-revolutionary contradictions silenced by the true revolutionaries. Geni was tried by a tribunal of the people and was sentenced to the Martian Gulag. Batavia was politely escorted to a rehabilitation center for the Dutch. Violent Fascists like Washington Resistance Army remain at large though most of their power base was eliminated by ANTIFA comrades. All remaining puppets were summarily executed for crimes against the people. Within days the revolutionary forces stood unopposed by any major force.
After eliminating most of the enemies of the revolution the Chancellor was unanimously elected as General Secretary of the People’s Paradox Thread marking the 8th edition of the thread so no one would be confused. The Global Communist Party now administrates the thread. The General Secretary again mobilized the revolutionary forces to stabilize the thread and ensure victory. Now they stood united in the capital the massive crowd holding various banners and flags while singing and chanting various songs and quotes.
Wearing an all-black suit, the General Secretary walks out onto the balcony to deliver their speech. The crowd grows quiet in anticipation for the speech.
“Welcome to the future Comrades! We have all come very far but the revolution never ends. There will always be the goal of achieving Communism. We may not reach it in our lifetimes, but we will reach it! For once the people are in control of their destiny, no more will the monarchs and capitalists control us. Today we stand in unity in the wake of the greatest accomplishment the world has ever seen. We stand triumphant over the enemies of the worker, of the minority, and of the woman. We have broken our chains and soon more will follow. The world must either follow our example or be tossed into the dust bin of history. Vive la révolution!” They raised their left fist in both victory and solidarity. Mass cheering followed the speech with some booing for the reference to Trotsky.
After a minute of gesturing and applauding the General Secretary returned to their office. How they had grown fond of this mahogany desk. It had seen them through countless pages of paperwork and computer issues. Its drawers were mostly empty now their contents being scorched along with most remnants of the old regime. A secret panel contained a loaded AKM with several magazines and a false bottom concealed an M9 likewise with additional magazines. The General Secretary was prepared to defend themself and the revolution. Behind them was a portrait of Lenin with Marx and Engels, a staple of a revolutionary’s office. Opposite them was the press desk for television appearances flanked by multiple flags and a clean desk unlike their cluttered work desk. It seemed like only yesterday when they were Chancellor.
Their job will never be finished. There are still minor sectarian conflicts ongoing as well as the hunt for the counter revolutionaries. It will take a long time for things to cool down, but for now the revolution thrives in the heart of the Paradox Thread.
From the last iteration, a list of the community's favourite mods, paradox forum and support links and other assorted goodies such as past thread titles which are a joy to read through and more shall be added as this thread goes on, both titles, links etc :Thread III:
Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid cacus belli?
Thread IV:
You dont vote for Kings
Now with 200% more xenocide
Altito Asmoro does not understand EU4
Pants simultaneously hitting the floor
Fair and unbiased Polling
Just wana have fun, murder the Duke of Leon
Thou Scullion of Babylon
All's Wales that ends Wales
Covertly infiltrating Reatra
The Lesbarchy rises
Eat him for Éire!
Thread V:
The HREmperor Strikes Back
Order Gore
Quivering Pile of Heresy
Make Space Great Again
A Truly Milky Way
Operation Overlord
Our Finest Hour
Smother Them In Their Cribs
Embrace The Potato
Copt A Feel
Can't Kill These Children Fast Enough
Who Murdered The Pope?
Spectre of Space Trotskyism
A Paradox Message: Go Vote. Don't Elect A 0/0/0 Leader
Sometimes, Evil Wins
Let's Talk About Sects
Cousins Were Sexier Back Then
Help! They're Coming For Me!
My Wine Tastes Funny . . .
This balcony doesn't see-----WAAAAGH
Oh baby! I love you so---*heart attack*
Thread VI:
Return of the Huskar
Filleting Children with a Spoon
Ulm, Ulm all the time
THREE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL WACKO!
Pure Vinegar of a Hungarian persuasion
Pure Glory of a Hungarian persuasion
Absolutely Celtic
Bordergore, bordergore never changes
Satanic decadence doesn't sound so bad now
Accidentally castrated my brother in a duel
Only Poland can save us from the Patriarchy
Fifty Shades of Huskar?
Let the Monocles hit the floor
Does this Unit have a soul?
The liberal agenda intensifies thusly
He who controls Riga controls the Universe!
THE ICE MUST FLOW
#ERROR#<CONTINGENCY PROTOCOL NOW IN EFFECT>
Arise, Sir Cancer, Lord of salt and smoke
That's what incest gets you
Real women like genocide and Death Stars
Thread VII: JINGO JUNGLE! LOS! LOS! LOS!
The Hour Of Yemen is at Hand
Naval Tactics Are Useless
Help Wanted: Nubile Virgins for bad heir
For the Emperor!!!
EU4: Missions. Just Missions.
Imperator Victoria III Confirmed!
No San Marino Marines?
Vicky III - Vicky Meets The Blorg
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Ithalian Empire wrote:Should add the community made fan fork for After the End.
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