[desc] Famous celebrity @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@'s wife, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME_1@@, was photographed with a black eye when getting the mail. This caused the media to have a field day and accuse @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@ of bashing his wife. By the time the police had established that she had indeed walked into a book case, @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@'s reputation had been irreparably damaged, and career on the verge of destruction. Concerned citizens have gathered in your office to discuss freedom of press.
[validity] must allow cars, must allow marriage, must allow free press, must be capitalist
[option] "This is disgusting @@LEADER@@!" complains @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@, the celebrity in question. "Thanks to these scumbags, I haven't been cast in anything for over a month!" He shows you the original article with last week's date on it. "See, it's their fault. And I'm a celebrity, I can take it! I've heard stories of private citizens whose lives had been completely destroyed by the media publishing crimes before their court cases find them innocent. Allow us to sue the media if they harass us!"
[effect] media cannot report on criminal cases until all possible appeals are executed
[option] "You think you've got problems?" cries 22 year old musician, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, as her tears flood your office. "These people follow me everywhere! I can't even crash my car into a tree without the pap taking photos! And that time that I put on a few extra kilos and they thought it was a baby bump! Can't these pests leave us alone!" ZMT magazine photographs her tears as she leaves your office.
[effect] news outlets may only report the weather to avoid violating privacy law
[option] You finally go and take a lunch break, when a paparazzo photographs you. "Say cheese! Perfect! This is going on the cover. How fun was that! I mean come on @@LEADER@@, celebrities love the lime light, that's why they became famous! If they didn't want us to photograph them, they shouldn't pick their nose! I'm just give the people what they want. And we don't even touch private citizens unless we're at least 35% sure they're guilty. If these crybabies don't want us to photograph them they shouldn't've become famous or committed crimes!"
[effect] stalking is only legal when cameras are involved