Conquest of China

[-the CHINESE nation-]

The bayan launches 50,000 cruise missiles pn China. Post losses.

The missiles suddenly disappeared as the string "+1s" constantly flashed again and again where they once were as they were about to enter Chinese airspace.

No one could have known the perpetrator of this, certainly not that accursed immortal toad, who now had 50,000 more seconds of life added to his already absurdly long lifespan.

We support this

The war is over. Our enemies have been humiliated. Mabuhay!

Jiang Zemin uses the life of Marcos II to extend his own, instantly killing the inane dictator as his essence is now incorporated as added time to the eternal toad-man. The prayers thus fail to stop the onslaught of Chinese missile boats as they would too simply be used to add Jiang's lifespan again.

[Side 3]

OOC: This is such a shit show.

IC: Zeon drops a space colony on Australia, in an act of solidarity with the Nazi Philippine Empire.

And also because we had a chance to drop a colony on Australia.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

OOC: This is such a shit show.

IC: Zeon drops a space colony on Australia, in an act of solidarity with the Nazi Philippine Empire.

And also because we had a chance to drop a colony on Australia.

What the hell is a "space colony"?

Please disregard this post.

[-the CHINESE nation-]

OOC: This is such a shit show.

IC: Zeon drops a space colony on Australia, in an act of solidarity with the Nazi Philippine Empire.

And also because we had a chance to drop a colony on Australia.

The colonists too would be used to add to Jiang's now infinite lifespan.

+1s

[Side 3]

OOC: This is such a shit show.

IC: Zeon drops a space colony on Australia, in an act of solidarity with the Nazi Philippine Empire.

And also because we had a chance to drop a colony on Australia.

What the hell is a "space colony"?

OOC: Well I'll give you a hint, the answer is in the name.

IC: Realizing that they were now up against a being far beyond their comprehension, Zeon begins to research a new bio weapon, code named "Xi Jinping".

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

OOC: This is such a shit show.

IC: Zeon drops a space colony on Australia, in an act of solidarity with the Nazi Philippine Empire.

And also because we had a chance to drop a colony on Australia.

In response to that I have now mobilised a quarter of the military strength I have previously mentioned to Australia to liberate their country and if successful I intend to declare war on Zeon and mobilise what is left of this quarter to invade Zeon.

Thank you for letting me know.

President Saddam Hussein

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

What the hell is a "space colony"?

OOC: Well I'll give you a hint, the answer is in the name.

IC: Realizing that they were now up against a being far beyond their comprehension, Zeon begins to research a new bio weapon, code named "Xi Jinping".

In response to that I would say that I do comprehend what a space colony is now you have explained it to me. In response to your provocation I have now began constructing 100 nuclear bombs and 100 ICBMs which I intend to use against any nation which uses any WMDs against our territory. This includes but is not limited to the bio weapon code named "Xi Jinping" and any nuclear bombs.

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

OOC: I feel this is more of a F7 thing now...

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

OOC: I feel this is more of a F7 thing now...

What is that?

[Reorganisieren Reichregierung]

OOC: I feel this is more of a F7 thing now...

What is that?

OOC: Basically this RP is a joke RP. F7 is the forum for anything ridiculous.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

What is that?

OOC: Basically this RP is a joke RP. F7 is the forum for anything ridiculous.

Thank you for informing me.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Marcos II "Hitler" was indeed blessed by Hitler.

His life stolen by the toadmen and died
He descended into hell and suffered
But his will was strong and he repented to Hitler,

He prayed to Hitler for 14 days and 88 minutes
His integrity was noticed by the merciful Fuhrer
Marcos II "Hitler" ascended into heaven

He seated at the right hand of the Fuhrer
However, with all the power he has
The Filipinos still suffered under the toadmen

He descended back to Earth
Riding on a white steed with a crown on his head
He has surpassed all the Gods of this planet

Marcos II "Hitler" will continue conquer and gain power
Veni Vidi Vici

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

(Image)

Marcos II "Hitler" was indeed blessed by Hitler.

His life stolen by the toadmen and died
He descended into hell and suffered
But his will was strong and he repented to Hitler,

He prayed to Hitler for 14 days and 88 minutes
His integrity was noticed by the merciful Fuhrer
Marcos II "Hitler" ascended into heaven

He seated at the right hand of the Fuhrer
However, with all the power he has
The Filipinos still suffered under the toadmen

He descended back to Earth
Riding on a white steed with a crown on his head
He has surpassed all the Gods of this planet

Marcos II "Hitler" will continue conquer and gain power
Veni Vidi Vici

I am afraid that you haven't exactly specified your maneuvers. Therefore I have liberated my country by default. I have now deployed the survivors of my military towards China in the hope of liberating the country. I will then hand the country back to its rightful owners and advance on your self-declared Nazi dictatorship. I intend to annexe its territory into Iraq and have you arrested and charged for the crime of aggression before The Hague.

[-the CHINESE nation-]

(Image)

Marcos II "Hitler" was indeed blessed by Hitler.

His life stolen by the toadmen and died
He descended into hell and suffered
But his will was strong and he repented to Hitler,

He prayed to Hitler for 14 days and 88 minutes
His integrity was noticed by the merciful Fuhrer
Marcos II "Hitler" ascended into heaven

He seated at the right hand of the Fuhrer
However, with all the power he has
The Filipinos still suffered under the toadmen

He descended back to Earth
Riding on a white steed with a crown on his head
He has surpassed all the Gods of this planet

Marcos II "Hitler" will continue conquer and gain power
Veni Vidi Vici

I am afraid that you haven't exactly specified your maneuvers. Therefore I have liberated my country by default. I have now deployed the survivors of my military towards China in the hope of liberating the country. I will then hand the country back to its rightful owners and advance on your self-declared Nazi dictatorship. I intend to annexe its territory into Iraq and have you arrested and charged for the crime of aggression before The Hague.

OOC: Given so far I've RP'd as the China NPE is invading and I've reciprocated his acts neutralizing their effects, China as far as this thread is concerned is already free and was never really in any extent of occupation.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

I am afraid that you haven't exactly specified your maneuvers. Therefore I have liberated my country by default. I have now deployed the survivors of my military towards China in the hope of liberating the country. I will then hand the country back to its rightful owners and advance on your self-declared Nazi dictatorship. I intend to annexe its territory into Iraq and have you arrested and charged for the crime of aggression before The Hague.

OOC: Given so far I've RP'd as the China NPE is invading and I've reciprocated his acts neutralizing their effects, China as far as this thread is concerned is already free and was never really in any extent of occupation.

Apologies for the confusion. I've ordered the immediate withdrawal of my forces from your country.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

I have now ordered my troops to invade NPE and remove their government from power. I plan to liberate the nation and depose Nazi rule prior to annexing it into Iraq.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

I have now ordered my troops to invade NPE and remove their government from power. I plan to liberate the nation and depose Nazi rule prior to annexing it into Iraq.

Iraq is now declared to be Nazi Philippine territory.


Marcos II "Hitler" have declared war against Iraq and currently ordered 500 Carrier Strike Groups to missile strike the area and clear the country from any form of human life.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

I have now ordered my troops to invade NPE and remove their government from power. I plan to liberate the nation and depose Nazi rule prior to annexing it into Iraq.

Iraq is now declared to be Nazi Philippine territory.


Marcos II "Hitler" have declared war against Iraq and currently ordered 500 Carrier Strike Groups to missile strike the area and clear the country from any form of human life.

In response to your actions the other half of my military, which are the same size as the section deployed abroad, are already in Iraq and have been mobilised to fight back and expel all foreign forces from Iraq. All Carrier Strike Groups have either been forced to surrender or sunk by our mighty Iraqi military. All survivors are currently in military custody having been taken POW and are currently providing us with some much needed agricultural labour on Iraqi farms. All enlisted men are performing the actual farming whilst your NCOs are providing much needed supervisory work causing our farms to work at an unprecedented level of efficiency! Furthermore we have now conscripted 5000 more troops into the Iraqi military made up of 3000 Army (including Fedayeen Saddam), 500 Navy, 500 Marines and 1000 Iraqi Air Force who would have otherwise had to provide us with this much needed labour. We are very grateful for your contribution to our farming and military strength. No doubt this will teach you not to provoke us ever again!

Therefore I would strongly advise that you back off from our territory, leave China alone and stay out of any future wars which we instigate (unless we invade you or your allies again). Should you do so then we will call a ceasefire and refrain invading your territory. We will also return all POWs that you return all Iraqi POWs.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Hitler came down from heaven and personally revived all dead soldiers who were killed by Godmodding.

They occupied Iraq and executed all forms of human life.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

Hitler came down from heaven and personally revived all dead soldiers who were killed by Godmodding.

They occupied Iraq and executed all forms of human life.

If that is the case then please disregard my last post.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

I have now ordered my troops to invade NPE and remove their government from power. I plan to liberate the nation and depose Nazi rule prior to annexing it into Iraq.

Iraq is now declared to be Nazi Philippine territory.


Marcos II "Hitler" have declared war against Iraq and currently ordered 500 Carrier Strike Groups to missile strike the area and clear the country from any form of human life.

Did you remember to kill to me whilst you were at it?

President Saddam Hussein

[Old Somalia]

I have heard about this conflict and declare war on the NPE. I have sent half of the Somali military to liberate Iraq, remove your Nazi regime from power and restore the legitimate government of President Saddam Hussein. This force constitutes 61500 troops in total which are made up of National Army, Navy and Somali Air Force. This resulted in the country being liberated quite fast with all of your troops being killed or taken POW in the process. All POWs were transported to Somalia to assist us with our counter insurgency operations meaning that we now have the upper hand against the rebels. Many thanks for your assistance!

This now means that more Somali troops are available to deal with the impending downfall of your nation. I hope that you back off and agree to surrender Iraq and any Somali POWs and casualties. In exchange we will terminate our impending our advance, refrain from any further war with NPE and return to you all POWs and casualties. If this proposal is unacceptable please feel free to respond with a counter proposal and I will personally consider it.

Major General Siad Barre

President of the Somali Democratic Republic

[East Germany 3]

Hitler came down from heaven and personally revived all dead soldiers who were killed by Godmodding.

They occupied Iraq and executed all forms of human life.

I would strongly recommend that you listen to Major General Barre, any failure to do so WILL result in the East Germany military being mobilised to retake Iraq and invade your country in support of the Democratic Republic of Old Somalia. We have 87650 NVA (Nationale Volksarmee aka National People's Army) soldiers mobilised and ready to deploy should you refuse to cooperate with East Germany and our ally Somalia.

President Egon Krenz

[The Eurasian Junta]

and then everyone died


because




JOSEPH STALIN CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND KILLED EVERYONE WITH A MASSIVE ARMY OF PUPPET STATES AND RUSSIANS

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Hitler came down from heaven and personally revived all dead soldiers who were killed by Godmodding.

They occupied Iraq and executed all forms of human life.

I would strongly recommend that you listen to Major General Barre, any failure to do so WILL result in the East Germany military being mobilised to retake Iraq and invade your country in support of the Democratic Republic of Old Somalia. We have 87650 NVA (Nationale Volksarmee aka National People's Army) soldiers mobilised and ready to deploy should you refuse to cooperate with East Germany and our ally Somalia.

President Egon Krenz

Nobody cares about what you say President Krenz, you can go fuck off in a corner and drink bleach

-Marcos II "Hitler" the enlightened and the successor of Jesus