UK Politics Thread VII: Wake me DUP inside [can't wake UUP]

[Olerand]

Partisanship,

This would be solved by a Norway-style association would it? Which world do you live in

multinationals threatening to move,

Only a problem if it's happening.

economic "uncertainties" forcing market "fluctuations",

Aren't we all?

Uncertainty is uncertainty. No deal, remain and EEA are all certainty, businesses just need a decision.

Uh... In a world where Norway exists. That some Brits are still delusional and believe Britain is about to become a European Singapore is... Well, delusional. But once everyone settles down, you'll be like Norway.

You provided those links yourself. Trust me, I'm not following this news, I couldn't care less.

Of course we all are, "market forces", also known as Goldman Sachs hacks, are fickle gods. But this is a sliding spectrum, and you're further on the wrong side than you would be if you weren't behaving like this.

[Ifreann]

Do the Tories have a plan for the border yet? Because Juncker was over here a little while ago reaffirming that Europe isn't going to kick Ireland to the curb to get a deal. Sort the border out or no deal.

No one really cares about Ireland. The EU is going to let us use you in any way May wants.

You're a year away from mandatory runs through wheat fields.

We're a year away from getting two more MEPs.

[Freezic Vast]

Do the Tories have a plan for the border yet? Because Juncker was over here a little while ago reaffirming that Europe isn't going to kick Ireland to the curb to get a deal. Sort the border out or no deal.

No, they do not. The obvious solution is either a hard border between RoI and NI, or a hard border between NI and UK. But they just won’t choose.

How about a border right the way around Ireland and back over Scotland?

[NERVUN]

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