Munkcestrian Slave Market [MT]

[Munkchester]

MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET

Roll up, roll up!

Following our acquisition of Azadistan's north-west coastline Munkchester has plenty of slaves for sale. We've got all sorts of slaves - field slaves, industrial slaves, child slaves, house slaves, educated slaves, pleasure slaves, and even more slaves. All of our slaves are in good condition and healthy.

If you're in need of other specialised slaves, just ask and we'll help out (for a price). If you want to demand we cease business or be invaded you can do that too.

Our prices are as follows:

Field slaves - £5,000 each
Industrial slaves - £6,000 each
House slaves - £4,000 each
Musician slaves - £8,000 each
Pleasure slaves - £8,000 each
Educated slaves - £10,000 each
Untrained slaves - £1,000 each
Trained child slaves - £1,000 each
Untrained child slaves - £500 each
Other slaves - name your price

[Kyneland]

| The Kingdom of Kyneland / Kórngrike Kyneland |

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To whomever it may concern,

We have recently been informed by certain individuals, of whom we shan’t mention, that following an invasion of Azadistani soil the belligerent nation of Munkchester has begun to participate in human trafficking and slavery, both of which are illegal according to international law.

Because of these revelations, we hereby condemn Munkchester and her allies. We also demand international sanctions and an embargo of the disgraceful country of Munkchester, whom have shown to have no regard for human dignity nor freedom.

Should Munkchester continue with this path of action, we will revoke any diplomatic immunity Munkchester diplomats have in our nation and detain any and all citizens of the aforementioned rogue state.

We implore you cease this disgusting behaviour, lest you crumble under the might of combined armies fighting for freedom and liberty.

Distasteful regards,
His Majesty’s Govt. of Kyneland

[Munkchester]

MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET
Cheap slaves since 2018

Greetings,

The territories recently freed from Azadistani administration were given up via treaty, not occupied in an invasion.

We would like to clarify that our company, the Munkcestrian Slave Market, has no relation whatsoever with the government of Munkchester. We are an entirely privately-owned company.

Under Munkcestrian foreign policy, however, Munkcestrian citizens and their assets may be protected by force if necessary.

Public Relations Office
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Zargehestan]

THE IMPERIAL STATE OF ZARGEHESTAN
‎ܕܸܘܠܸܬܲ ܸܪܡܲܠ݂ ܸܢ ܙܲܪܓܸܗܸ

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TO: Government of Munckhester
SUBJECT: Ultimatum to close down the Munkchester Slave Market; IMPORTANT
ENCRYPTION: AHURA MAZDA

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Greetings.

It has came to the attention of the Directorate of Foreign Affairs of the Imperial State of Zargehetan that the government of Munkchester is permitting the existance of a slave trade market in Munkchester, selling Azadistani slaves that were taken from the captured cities. Despite the clarification that the Munkcesterian Slave Market is a privately-owned enterprise, despite being a Munkcesterian ally we believe this is totally unacceptable.

By Allah, we swear that we issue an ultimatum to the Government of Munkchester. The private slave enterprise that the Munkcesterian government permits is to be shut down IMMEDIATELY. If this demand is not met, the Zarghestani government will have no choice but to disable the Munkcesterian Slave Market BY FORCE, and we shall seize the Munkcesterian territories in Azadistan.

We advise the Munkcesterian government to tread lightly when dealing with the Imperial State.

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Ariya Ziryan
Imperial Director of Foreign Affairs
The Imperial State of Zargehestan

[Kyneland]

Greetings,

Although we are no aware of the lack of government control over these criminal groups, we shall maintain the sanctions and now consider any and all Munkcestrian-owned properties null and void. This action comes in response to the government’s lack of respect for human dignity and freedom. If anything, the government has only shown its incompetence, on a similar level to Azadistani incompetence.

We will remind you that slavery, ownership of slaves, selling of slaves or even ties to slave-owning persons is grounds for execution and/or extensive solitary confinement in our country.

If one shareholder, employee or other Munkcestrian sets foot here, we will detain them or - if they meet any of the above - execute them.

Be warned, barbarians, for history is not kind to those on the wrong side.

Hostile regards,
His Majesty’s govt. of Kyneland

[Asz-Kozyar]

Islomshahar, Asz-Kozyar
Economic Ministry

"And you propose that we actually begin buying slaves to make up for our lack of population and economic capital?" Arslanmyrat Ýagşyýew, not entirely sure if his sub-ordinate, Ezizmuhamet Miroşniçenko was being serious. "Yes." Ezizmuhamet replied. Arslanmyrat thought about it. "Well, I had the Ministry's slavery market expert look into it-" Ezizmuhamet interrupted Arslanmyrat as he spoke. "Do we seriously have an expert dedicating to monitoring the slaving market?" he said. Arslanmyrat's response was swift. "We do. We hired him about uh... two weeks ago? Freshest economics graduates from the University." Ezizmuhamet didn't seem to particularly find this funny. Arslanmyrat didn't care, and continued. "As I was saying, our slaves expert did some research, and it seems that the vast majority of the slaving groups that haven't been forcefully disbanded, if you will, are selling fellow Muslims. This obviously poses a bit of a problem." Ezizmuhamet, being willing to ignore silly little things like religious obligation, had a solution already prepared for that. "If Allah didn't want those Muslims to be enslaved, he would not have let them be enslaved. They must have personally wronged Allah somehow." Arslanmyrat thought some more. "Good enough, I guess."

RECIPIENT: the Munkcestrian Slave Market
SENDER: Diplomatic Mission of Asz-Kozyar

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The government of Asz-Kozyar, seeing that it has in recent decades seen economic and population decline due to a decrease in the country's living standards, wishes to help recent economic revitalization programs by importing five thousand field slaves at a cost of £2,500,000, and a thousand industrial slaves at a cost of £60,000 for a total combined cost of £2,560,000. Our diplomatic mission in Munkchester would be willing to negotiate the means by which this number of slaves would be transported to Asz - Kozyar with the Munkcestrian Slave Market. We would also be interested in seeing if discounts will become available later.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary

[Azadistan-land of the free]

You present except those who represent Kyneland are all under arrest for human trafficking.

[Zargehestan]

Azadistan
Zargehi Delegation

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"What!? This is absolute bullshit! We are here to protest against the slavery, and yet you dare to arrest us?" protested Ariya Ziryan, the Imperial Director of Foreign Affairs who was present at the slave sale to protest the Zareghi government's views on slavery in Munkchester.

"Guards, shoot them!" she shouted.

The Zargehestani guards who followed the delegation immediately unholstered their MP5K rifles, and pointed it at the Azadistani forces. They hid behind a number of chairs and opened fire, throwing grenades at the Azadistani forces.

Meanwhile, the Director and her diplomatic staff ran to hide behind cover. Ariya fished her phone out of her pocket, immediately dialing the Diplomatic Office to inform them of the situation.

[Azadistan-land of the free]

Azadistan
Zargehi Delegation

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"What!? This is absolute bullshit! We are here to protest against the slavery, and yet you dare to arrest us?" protested Ariya Ziryan, the Imperial Director of Foreign Affairs who was present at the slave sale to protest the Zareghi government's views on slavery in Munkchester.

"Guards, shoot them!" she shouted.

The Zargehestani guards who followed the delegation immediately unholstered their MP5K rifles, and pointed it at the Azadistani forces. They hid behind a number of chairs and opened fire, throwing grenades at the Azadistani forces.

Meanwhile, the Director and her diplomatic staff ran to hide behind cover. Ariya fished her phone out of her pocket, immediately dialing the Diplomatic Office to inform them of the situation.

Captain: ok you can go only arrest people caught selling

[Skyhooked]

From: All major clans of Skyhooked
To: Whoever runs this slave market

Your disregard for basic human dignity and freedoms is a disgrace for all free world. No one can own other human, and you will pay for your crimes. So, we warn you - Free salves now, and cease slavery at once, or face dire consequences in invasion and further annexation. Our warriors waited for the new raid, since North Korean invasion.

Oh, and if you will protect your assets with force, our raiders will only have more fun, killing and robbing slavers and slave owners.

To all: Who else wants to raid this hellhole, so we can share our loot with them?

[Zargehestan]

Azadistan
Zargehi Delegation

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"What!? This is absolute bullshit! We are here to protest against the slavery, and yet you dare to arrest us?" protested Ariya Ziryan, the Imperial Director of Foreign Affairs who was present at the slave sale to protest the Zareghi government's views on slavery in Munkchester.

"Guards, shoot them!" she shouted.

The Zargehestani guards who followed the delegation immediately unholstered their MP5K rifles, and pointed it at the Azadistani forces. They hid behind a number of chairs and opened fire, throwing grenades at the Azadistani forces.

Meanwhile, the Director and her diplomatic staff ran to hide behind cover. Ariya fished her phone out of her pocket, immediately dialing the Diplomatic Office to inform them of the situation.

Captain: ok you can go only arrest people caught selling

Azadistan
Zargehi Delegation

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The Zargehestanis, who do not speak English, were utterly confused by what the Captain said as they did not understand him. Thinking the Captain were asking his soldiers to kill them, the Zargehestani guards threw grenades and shot their submachineguns at him.

Meanwhile, word had reached the Zargehestani head office of diplomacy and thus word of the raid had reached the Shahanshah. He was extremely angry with the Azadistanis who dared to shoot at his delegation who were protesting about the slave trade.

Immediately, the aircraft carrier the HMS Abu Talib was mobilized from its port. The crew got ready to launch a rescue mission with the jets and helicopters that would seize control of the market from the Azadistanis and evacuate the Zargehestani delegation as a show of force that Zargehestan was determined to protect its diplomatic staff.

[Munkchester]

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MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET
Cheap slaves since 2018

Greetings,

It is laughable that pagans would describe us as barbarians. Eat the brain of a friend you just murdered all you want, but we most kindly urge you not to carry out your threats or face Munkchester and her allies.

Public Relations Office
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Munkchester]

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OOC: Given that your signature indicates you are PMT with FT elements, please refrain from posting ICly in this thread. This thread is marked MT in the title and is for modern-tech nations.

You present except those who represent Kyneland are all under arrest for human trafficking.

OOC: How did the Azadistani army get into the market?

[Azadistan-land of the free]

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OOC: Given that your signature indicates you are PMT with FT elements, please refrain from posting ICly in this thread. This thread is marked MT in the title and is for modern-tech nations.

You present except those who represent Kyneland are all under arrest for human trafficking.

OOC: How did the Azadistani army get into the market?

OOC: well since it's not in the coast line let's say spies went in and then told paratroopers to invade.

[Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft]

From: Minecraftian Federal Administration
To: Whoever runs this BS

We strongly condemn your slave market. This is completely medieval and barbaric and is a gross violation of human rights. Cease all slave trading or we are prepared to launch a military assault on your nation.

[Munkchester]

OOC: Given that your signature indicates you are PMT with FT elements, please refrain from posting ICly in this thread. This thread is marked MT in the title and is for modern-tech nations.



OOC: How did the Azadistani army get into the market?

OOC: well since it's not in the coast line let's say spies went in and then told paratroopers to invade.

OOC: ... how did the paratroopers get in?

[Munkchester]

From: Minecraftian Federal Administration
To: Whoever runs this BS

We strongly condemn your slave market. This is completely medieval and barbaric and is a gross violation of human rights. Cease all slave trading or we are prepared to launch a military assault on your nation.

MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET
Cheap slaves since 2018

Greetings,

While we understood from the start that various international busybodies would be lining up to condemn us, we do not appreciate your threats to shut down our operations by force. Any invasion of Munkcestrian territory will surely be taken as a declaration of war.

We would also like to clarify that our company, the Munkcestrian Slave Market, has no relation whatsoever with the government of Munkchester. We are an entirely privately-owned company.

Public Relations Office
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft]

From: Minecraftian Federal Administration
To: Whoever runs this BS

We strongly condemn your slave market. This is completely medieval and barbaric and is a gross violation of human rights. Cease all slave trading or we are prepared to launch a military assault on your nation.

MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET
Cheap slaves since 2018

Greetings,

While we understood from the start that various international busybodies would be lining up to condemn us, we do not appreciate your threats to shut down our operations by force. Any invasion of Munkcestrian territory will surely be taken as a declaration of war.

We would also like to clarify that our company, the Munkcestrian Slave Market, has no relation whatsoever with the government of Munkchester. We are an entirely privately-owned company.

Public Relations Office
Munkcestrian Slave Market

We are prepared to declare war. The fact that your government allows this corporation to exist makes you a state sponsor of slavery.

[Munkchester]

We are prepared to declare war. The fact that your government allows this corporation to exist makes you a state sponsor of slavery.

MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET
Cheap slaves since 2018

Greetings,

Alright.

Public Relations Office
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Yokotari]

Yokotari Official Dispatch
Addressed to the Munkcestrian Slave Market, Concerning the purchase of Slaves
*Bearing the Royal Seal of Yokotari*

The Royal Government is highly interested in the Slave Market you have established. Slavery has existed in Yokotari for thousands of years, since the nations origins they have existed in one form or another. Usually they have been made up of war prisoners, criminals, debtors and those deemed nonredeemable. Of course this form of enslavement can not exist permanently, it is nonviable to enslave ones own people and continue to do so for such a long period of time without becoming inherently tyrannical. Slave Markets don't last long, pressure from foreign nations always tries to break the system but it has survived. Our sovereign, Emperor Iwatama is aware of a growing problem in our nation.

400,000 Asakumos have been collected from various samurai clans, in addition to a further 400,000 matched by the Yokotarian Government. This money is to be allocated towards to purchase of Slaves from your market. To assist in filling such an ambitious order as well to protect the products until they arrive in our nation, our Military will bring its full weight to bear. We would like to hereby order to purchase of the following amount of slaves.

2 Pleasure Slaves (16,000$)
4 Musician Slaves (32,000$)
36 House Slaves (144,000$)
1216 Untrained Child Slaves (608,000$)

[Azadistan-land of the free]

150 Azadistani Thundebolt attack planes and 10 helicopters fly towards Munkchester. Their aim, o liberate the slaves and punish the Munkchestrians
Captain Ahmed Ismail: let's see what killing Munkchesterian rapists is like
Sargeant Ali Pytor: yeah take no prisoners.

[Skyhooked]

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OOC: Given that your signature indicates you are PMT with FT elements, please refrain from posting ICly in this thread. This thread is marked MT in the title and is for modern-tech nations.

You present except those who represent Kyneland are all under arrest for human trafficking.

OOC: How did the Azadistani army get into the market?

OOC: Skyhooked does have PMT and FT elements.But it's mostly MT, so thanks to it's flexibility, compromise can be achieved in form of Skyhooked doesn't use PMT and FT tech in this tread. (Imagine, that Skyhookedian clans decided to dispatch less technologially advanced squads, due to deeming this mission "Low risk", so sending giant scorpion or advanced soldiers with energy weaponery is like hunting a bear with an ICBM. Plus, it's tech development is inconsistent, so FT tech is experimental. Oh, and don't forget, that in terms of logistics it's a total nonsense to send all armed forces against one slave market.)

Thus, I cane make it, that Skyhooked jsut sent few less equipped auxillary squads, rather than it's finest.

[Azadistan-land of the free]

Captain Ahmed Ismail: die!

[Azadistan-land of the free]

Captain Ahmed Ismail: die!

Captain Ahmed Mikhail: don't shoot them just arrest them -on his megaphone- you and that captain are all under arrest. Him for murder and Munkchesterian slavers for child abuse,human trafficking and rape.

[Munkchester]

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MUNKCESTRIAN SLAVE MARKET
Cheap slaves since 2018

Greetings,

Thank you for ordering from the Munkcestrian Slave Market. We are pleased to inform you that your order has been accepted, and we are able to begin negotiations on the method of transport immediately.

Your order comes to a total of £31,000,000.

International Sales Office
Munkcestrian Slave Market