Should we clone Jesus?

by **The Batavia** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:34 am

Cekoviu wrote:
The Grims wrote:
Isn't Jesus the formal king of Poland ?

Yes.

Seems like the Poles had to much Vodka

by **Hurdergaryp** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:03 am

The Batavia wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:Yes.

Seems like the Poles had to much Vodka

More like Poland has too much authoritarian conservatives at the helm of the nation, merrily trying to restore Roman Catholic domination the way it was in ancient times.

by **The Batavia** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:05 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Seems like the Poles had to much Vodka

More like Poland has too much authoritarian conservatives at the helm of the nation, merrily trying to restore Roman Catholic domination the way it was in ancient times.

That plus the fact they were probably drunk

Like seriously, this is some North Korean kind of shit

by **Hurdergaryp** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:09 am

The Batavia wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:More like Poland has too much authoritarian conservatives at the helm of the nation, merrily trying to restore Roman Catholic domination the way it was in ancient times.

That plus the fact they were probably drunk

Like seriously, this is some North Korean kind of shit

Once Poland is transformed into a fascist theocracy, a cloned Jesus Christ would work perfectly as God-Emperor of the nation.

by **The Batavia** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:12 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Batavia wrote:That plus the fact they were probably drunk

Like seriously, this is some North Korean kind of shit

Once Poland is transformed into a fascist theocracy, a cloned Jesus Christ would work perfectly as God-Emperor of the nation.

Holy shit, I never realized

Turns out Poland is the biggest threat to world peace, not North Korea. This is probably why they want to leave the EU

by **Hurdergaryp** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:18 am

The Batavia wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Once Poland is transformed into a fascist theocracy, a cloned Jesus Christ would work perfectly as God-Emperor of the nation.

Holy shit, I never realized

Turns out Poland is the biggest threat to world peace, not North Korea. This is probably why they want to leave the EU

Undoubtedly there are sentiments, but Polish citizens are working all over the European Union. They would lose that liberty when Poland decides that it is best to leave the nest.

by **Dogmeat** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:21 am

Sperio wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Je zus = Your sister in Dutch

Can the Christian messiah have a office in America because of the constitution

So long as he was cloned in America.

by **Based Groyper** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:58 am

probably not tbh

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:08 am

Dogmeat wrote:
Sperio wrote:Can the Christian messiah have a office in America because of the constitution

So long as he was cloned in America.

And then the authorities will probably try to deport Jesus Christ 2.0, because he looks like someone from those scary Islamic countries.

by **Valrifell** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:09 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dogmeat wrote:So long as he was cloned in America.

And then the authorities will probably try to deport Jesus Christ 2.0, because he looks like someone from those scary Islamic countries.

Next time we'll be sure to dye him.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:24 am

Valrifell wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:And then the authorities will probably try to deport Jesus Christ 2.0, because he looks like someone from those scary Islamic countries.

Next time we'll be sure to dye him.

One does not simply dye the Son of God.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:36 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Next time we'll be sure to dye him.

One does not simply dye the Son of God.

Fine, exfoliation, bleqching and gentle chemical peels, nothing to good for the clone of god.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:42 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:One does not simply dye the Son of God.

Fine, exfoliation, bleqching and gentle chemical peels, nothing to good for the clone of god.

Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:01 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Fine, exfoliation, bleqching and gentle chemical peels, nothing to good for the clone of god.

Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:02 am

Double post

by **The Blaatschapen** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:10 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Buddha seems to be quite popular.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:30 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Buddha seems to be quite popular.

That would be the Laughing Buddha, which is actually not the same as the Buddha whose teachings brought Buddhism into existence about 2500 years ago. Budai is a popular deified figure in Buddhism, but he is quite different from Siddhārtha Gautama.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:36 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Buddha seems to be quite popular.

Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:30 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:Buddha seems to be quite popular.

Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.

We're going to need security, then. It is to be expected that people shall gather to protest this initiative. Those people will probably carry signs with them, and on those signs are probably statements about how the members of the focus group are condemned because of their blasphemous ways. Pretty sure those sanctimonious twats are going to shout angrily as well. They always shout.

by **Esternial** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:41 pm

Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

by **The Alexanderians** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:43 pm

Clone High: The Lost Episodes

by **Arkeyana** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:43 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

Good point.

I guess that's why we haven't cloned things from Amber fossils.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:44 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

Some molecular restoration might be necessary, but that is actually an opportunity. It gives the bio-engineers the opportunity to improve and upgrade the genetic material.

by **The Alexanderians** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:45 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

We've used older sources of DNA for things, granted they weren't always completely intact.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

It worked in Jurassic park, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. So I don't know why it would not work here.

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