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Postby Iahselene » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:12 am

I'm not sure that making historical figures box each other counts as finding the answer to which religion is best. However, it is a pretty entertaining thought. Especially if you imagine them fighting in old timey robes and whatnot.
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:50 am

Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
Prussian Polish Commonwealth wrote:Erm...no.
Although that idea to clone all the religious figures and have them fight each other gave me a chuckle.


This will give "religious fight" a whole new meaning.

Oh, you wanted a Christianty vs. Islam debate? Moses vs. Muhammad is a go!


>Moses
>Christian

I know he's in the Bible and everything and that my old church teached me his story during my Communion preparations, but isn't he more associated with Judaism than Christianity?
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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:52 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
This will give "religious fight" a whole new meaning.

Oh, you wanted a Christianty vs. Islam debate? Moses vs. Muhammad is a go!


>Moses
>Christian

I know he's in the Bible and everything and that my old church teached me his story during my Communion preparations, but isn't he more associated with Judaism than Christianity?


That, I'm not really sure. I'm more of a Buddhist with limited knowledge about other religions, so I kind of just went with the figures that I have seen mentioned a few times in each religion.
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Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:52 am

Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
Prussian Polish Commonwealth wrote:Erm...no.
Although that idea to clone all the religious figures and have them fight each other gave me a chuckle.


This will give "religious fight" a whole new meaning.

Oh, you wanted a Christianty vs. Islam debate? Moses vs. Muhammad is a go!

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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:56 am

Prussian Polish Commonwealth wrote:
Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
This will give "religious fight" a whole new meaning.

Oh, you wanted a Christianty vs. Islam debate? Moses vs. Muhammad is a go!

*St Augustine


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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:00 am

Clone Brian Boru
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Postby The Solarian States » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:05 am

Won’t we need his DNA? That would also disprove all the religions and you might have an angry crowed attack you. Also personal Jesus’? That would be a horrible idea.
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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:10 am

The Solarian States wrote:Won’t we need his DNA? That would also disprove all the religions and you might have an angry crowed attack you. Also personal Jesus’? That would be a horrible idea.


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Postby Gospel Power » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:10 am

Enough with the blasphemy, enjoy your atheism swamp but do not involve the Lord in this
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Postby Vassenor » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:12 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:
This will give "religious fight" a whole new meaning.

Oh, you wanted a Christianty vs. Islam debate? Moses vs. Muhammad is a go!


>Moses
>Christian

I know he's in the Bible and everything and that my old church teached me his story during my Communion preparations, but isn't he more associated with Judaism than Christianity?


He's also one of the major prophets in Islam, as is Jesus.
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:16 am

I don't think we should be satisfied with just cloning Jesus. We should genetically engineer a superior Jesus. Better. Stronger. Faster. Holier.
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Postby Vassenor » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:17 am

Ifreann wrote:I don't think we should be satisfied with just cloning Jesus. We should genetically engineer a superior Jesus. Better. Stronger. Faster. Holier.


We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:18 am

Ifreann wrote:I don't think we should be satisfied with just cloning Jesus. We should genetically engineer a superior Jesus. Better. Stronger. Faster. Holier.

Make an atheist jesus just to piss off people.
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:20 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I don't think we should be satisfied with just cloning Jesus. We should genetically engineer a superior Jesus. Better. Stronger. Faster. Holier.

Make an atheist jesus just to piss off people.

We could have a whole range of diverse Jesuses to piss people off. Gay Jesus. Lady Jesus. Authentically Middle Eastern Jesus.
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Postby Gospel Power » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:23 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Make an atheist jesus just to piss off people.

We could have a whole range of diverse Jesuses to piss people off. Gay Jesus. Lady Jesus. Authentically Middle Eastern Jesus.

Rejoice with your wrongdoing, in the end we will see who will laugh
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:25 am

Gospel Power wrote:
Ifreann wrote:We could have a whole range of diverse Jesuses to piss people off. Gay Jesus. Lady Jesus. Authentically Middle Eastern Jesus.

Rejoice with your wrongdoing, in the end we will see who will laugh

That's the plan.
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Postby Gospel Power » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:27 am

Ifreann wrote:
Gospel Power wrote:Rejoice with your wrongdoing, in the end we will see who will laugh

That's the plan.

Whatever, enjoy the stupidity
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:28 am

Gospel Power wrote:
Ifreann wrote:That's the plan.

Whatever, enjoy the stupidity

I will, it's most enjoyable.
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Yes, we should.
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Postby Erdogan in cool sunglasses » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:31 am

Why do we need to clone Jesus while we can clone Erdogan?
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Postby Aeisonia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:32 am

why would we not clone him? :p
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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:40 am

Ifreann wrote:We could have a whole range of diverse Jesuses to piss people off. Gay Jesus. Lady Jesus. Authentically Middle Eastern Jesus.


Hollywood-style action hero Jesus?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:50 am

Gospel Power wrote:
Ifreann wrote:That's the plan.

Whatever, enjoy the stupidity

Its great, you should give it a go.
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Postby Vassenor » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:04 am

Erdogan in cool sunglasses wrote:Why do we need to clone Jesus while we can clone Erdogan?


Because the world doesn't need more genocidal dictators.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:06 am

Vassenor wrote:
Erdogan in cool sunglasses wrote:Why do we need to clone Jesus while we can clone Erdogan?


Because the world doesn't need more genocidal dictators.

You sure about that? Japan could use another.
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