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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
11
9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
36
29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
26
21%
 
Total votes : 126

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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Wed May 16, 2018 2:49 am


CK3: Atheist Edition
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Anywhere Else But Here
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Wed May 16, 2018 3:10 am

Wallenburg wrote:

CK3: Atheist Edition

Not Really Interested in Conquering the Holy Land Kings 3.
Or, NRICHLK3
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Wed May 16, 2018 3:19 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:CK3: Atheist Edition

Not Really Interested in Conquering the Holy Land Kings 3.
Or, NRICHLK3

Crocheting Kings. The king of Castille has made a pattern that closely resembles one you made last month, my liege. I am sure his spymaster copied your work. War is the only.option.
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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Wed May 16, 2018 6:03 am

Abserdia wrote:Rate my Brazil.

I have an iron mine I got from Bolivia, protection from France, and I'm slowly getting the tech to colonize Africa.

HUEHUEHUE/10
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 16, 2018 7:20 am

War is over, the Axis have been defeated by the combined might of the Entente, Commintern and Benelux factions, and the Pact of Rome was defeated by the Entente, as my faction was the only one it declared war on.

Casualties by the end of the war:

Axis: 11.87M
Pact of Rome: 1.57Million

Benelux: 800k
Commintern: 4.7 Million
Entente: 5.6 Million

Aftermath in Europe

Aftermath in Asia

Currently the Allies and Northern Lights Factions (Who were never involved in the wars with the Axis and Pact) are at war with the Commintern, who are winning, having smashed through the middle east after puppeting the Sadabad Pact nations, and have pushed into Egypt and overrun half of India, but they are making slow progress in Scandinavia. Somehow, the Polish faction is still alive, despite poland giving up half if its territory to the Soviets and leaving Latvia and Lithuania to get murdered at the hands of the Russians.
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Anywhere Else But Here
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Wed May 16, 2018 7:50 am

New Game: Austria is EZ mode.

Habsburgs, Habsburgs everywhere...

Never seen the Reformation start so far West. Hopefully that means the Protestants will have a weaker presence within the HRE.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 16, 2018 7:51 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:New Game: Austria is EZ mode.

Habsburgs, Habsburgs everywhere...

Never seen the Reformation start so far West. Hopefully that means the Protestants will have a weaker presence within the HRE.

*Every HRE nation converts*
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Wed May 16, 2018 7:57 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:New Game: Austria is EZ mode.

Habsburgs, Habsburgs everywhere...

Never seen the Reformation start so far West. Hopefully that means the Protestants will have a weaker presence within the HRE.

. . . wait, why is there a von Habsburg in the Livonian Order? Assuming that even is still LO?
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 7:59 am


Let others wage war, and thou, fair Austria, wage Force Personal Union war.

Never seen the Reformation start so far West. Hopefully that means the Protestants will have a weaker presence within the HRE.

Proven-testantism.
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we never summon the devil
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Anywhere Else But Here
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Wed May 16, 2018 8:00 am

Bralia wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:New Game: Austria is EZ mode.

Habsburgs, Habsburgs everywhere...

Never seen the Reformation start so far West. Hopefully that means the Protestants will have a weaker presence within the HRE.

. . . wait, why is there a von Habsburg in the Livonian Order? Assuming that even is still LO?

The Livonian Order? I think you mean the grand province of North Poland.

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Wed May 16, 2018 8:05 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:
Bralia wrote: . . . wait, why is there a von Habsburg in the Livonian Order? Assuming that even is still LO?

The Livonian Order? I think you mean the grand province of North Poland.

If only Memel were still square, then I probably could have noticed that.
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Britannic Unity
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Postby Britannic Unity » Wed May 16, 2018 8:50 am

For those Victoria players:

When you build a stack, how do you factor cavalry into the composition? I'm generally in the habit of 4 inf, 4 art, 1 hussar, and 1 engineer, but I've read a lot to suggest that putting 2 dragoons in to replace one of the arty and the hussar (4 inf, 3 art, 2 dragoon, 1 engineer) might be a good way to go as well. Combining stacks as needed etc.

What are your thoughts?

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Wed May 16, 2018 9:30 am

Britannic Unity wrote:For those Victoria players:

When you build a stack, how do you factor cavalry into the composition? I'm generally in the habit of 4 inf, 4 art, 1 hussar, and 1 engineer, but I've read a lot to suggest that putting 2 dragoons in to replace one of the arty and the hussar (4 inf, 3 art, 2 dragoon, 1 engineer) might be a good way to go as well. Combining stacks as needed etc.

What are your thoughts?

6 regulars/2 Cuirassiers/2 Mobile Artillery
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Wed May 16, 2018 10:21 am

Wallenburg wrote:

CK3: Atheist Edition

Nonsense, the British Empire will take their land, raise their pagan temples and covert them all to Anglican Jesus.

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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Wed May 16, 2018 10:54 am

Ifreann wrote:

Let others wage war, and thou, fair Austria, wage Force Personal Union war.

Never seen the Reformation start so far West. Hopefully that means the Protestants will have a weaker presence within the HRE.

Proven-testantism.


It will prove itself indeed very quickly thanks to the Random Number Protestant Jesus.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 11:33 am

He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Wed May 16, 2018 11:34 am


I don't see the problem
;)
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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed May 16, 2018 11:40 am



Iffy... What have you done to Greece Iffy. What have you done, you monster.
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Anywhere Else But Here
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Wed May 16, 2018 11:44 am


Good Lord. What does the political map look like?

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Wed May 16, 2018 11:49 am

Lunas Legion wrote:


Iffy... What have you done to Greece Iffy. What have you done, you monster.

I'm saving them from the Turk.


Anywhere Else But Here wrote:

Good Lord. What does the political map look like?

Political.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 16, 2018 11:51 am

France Protestant? What in the actual fuck, get out.
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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Wed May 16, 2018 11:52 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:France Protestant? What in the actual fuck, get out.

They're actually slightly better now.
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Wed May 16, 2018 11:53 am

The Batavia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:France Protestant? What in the actual fuck, get out.

They're actually slightly better now.

R.I.P the Lowlands
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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Wed May 16, 2018 11:53 am

Castiliae et Legionis wrote:
The Batavia wrote:They're actually slightly better now.

R.I.P the Lowlands

Atleast it's rightfully Protestant now.
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Wed May 16, 2018 11:54 am

The Batavia wrote:
Castiliae et Legionis wrote:R.I.P the Lowlands

Atleast it's rightfully Protestant now.

true
Danceria wrote:Better to be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a perpetually disappointed optimist.

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