by Gentlemen Gamers » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:23 pm
by Gentlemen Gamers » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:46 am
by New England Syndicates » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:01 pm
April 30, 2018
The Commonwealth of New England CONDEMNS in the strongest possible terms the recent overthrow of the Chadian government by the so-called "Gentlemen Gamers". New England does not recognize this regime, and demands that they step down in favor of a government of the people
Signed,
President Ari O'Higgins
Boston, Commonwealth of New England
by Homofront in Dienstad » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:23 pm
<Four armed men enter scene and orderly turn, presenting arms, then stand at rest. Then a black, topless man in rainbow colored balaclava enters. One of the homofront members salutes him:>
MASKED HOMOFRONT MEMBER: "Homosexual revolutionary band Socrates reports for review!"
COMANDANTE CIMON: "Rest! Long live homosexual revolution!"
MASKED HOMOFRONT MEMBERS: "Long live homosexual revolution!"
<the man sits, reaches his pocket for a piece of paper, and begins to read.>
COMANDANTE CIMON: This is an official address from the Homofront - United Command to every Fascist, Homophobe, Conservative Bigot, Racist and Misogynist around the world - as well to our newly proclaimed allies! On behalf of the Homofront - united Command I wish to express our organization's most sincere feelings of joy due to recent takeover of the formerly homophobic state of Chad!
It is not a secret that just before the takeover happened, Chad was a bastion of homophobia, sexism, mysonony and Abarhamic religions that murdered countless millions of LGBQTTTP people across the globe. As such, all homosexuals should welcome the recent takeover as a sign of progress. While not perfect in any way, the incels naturally hate women, which will make them slowly turn towards homosexuality. In addition to that the recent takeover will contribute to the destruction of an oppressive patriarchal and religious culture and it's replacement with one contributing to progressive and liberal values.
Let those who dare harm the newly proclaimed incel state tremble, for Homosexual Revolution shall stand in defense of it's allies! Those who dare to harm them shall meet their end at the guns and bombs of the grand homosexual army, who are as invincible as ancient spartans!
Onwards to victory!
by Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:03 pm
Intro music
The Bolshevik, the Libertine, and Heathen have always been the sworn enemy of the Freikorps. Now we have all three bearing down upon Chad.
Know this, "Gentlemen Gamers" and the "Homofront"; we will not rest until we have destroyed you and cast down your works. We will not rest, and we will not fail in our crusade against Libertines and Bolsheviks.
Gott mit uns.
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by Yohannes » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:06 pm
by New Emeline » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:19 pm
by Gentlemen Gamers » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:55 pm
by Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:34 pm
Gentlemen Gamers wrote:-snip-
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by Gentlemen Gamers » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:40 pm
by Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:07 pm
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by Democratic Exodian Territories » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:35 pm
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by New England Syndicates » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:41 pm
(Image)
An elderly black man in an olive green uniform sat in a simple chair, a Chadian flag behind him.
"My name is Fidèle Abdelkérim Moungar. Some of you may know me as the leader of Chadian Action for Unity and Socialism. For years, I have worked to bring freedom and prosperity under socialism to the people of Chad. While the downfall of the Déby regime would normally be a cause for celebration, it has been replaced by something much worse: a junta of degenerate savages and overgrown children whose primary policy goal is the rape and violation of our sisters and daughters.
"There can be no negotiation with such people. I call upon all Chadians to join me in throwing out these so-called 'Gentlemen' and finally bringing an end to tyranny and oppression in Chad! I declare this the beginning of the Chadian Socialist Republic! VIVE LE REVOLUTION!"
The man rose, and the camera moved back to show a gleaming katana resting atop a pair of cinderblocks in front of him. The man produced a heavy hammer and brought it down on the flat of the blade.
The katana snapped in two.
Syndicate News Service BREAKING NEWS:
The Central Committee of the Commonwealth of New England has voted unanimously to recognize the Chadian Socialist Republic under President Moungar as the legitimate government of Chad...
by Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:51 am
Oberst Fredrick Stauffenberg wrote:Is this on? Good.
I'll be honest here; I don't exactly like you, your movement, or this place in general. But our primary objective is the overthrow of the incels; thus, I offer a temporary alliance until the destruction of the "Gentlemen Gamers".
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by Democratic Exodian Territories » Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:53 am
Monikania wrote:OOC: not gonna get into this but please never let this die. this is the funniest thread I have seen on NSG.
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by Hawdhanah » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:25 am
CEDAR Associated
Intisar, Autania
arzshab@arzshab.co
ENCRYPTION: HIGH
To whomever it may concern,
The CEDAR Group finds potential commercial opportunity in your recent assumption of political power in Chad, which will surely be foundations for a mutually beneficial relationship. There are certainly many objects needed by your group to expand and continue its activities in the region and forward its goals, and we have also seen what our group may see use of.
Via our plethora of subsidiary bodies, companies and groups, we are offering provision of internet connection infrastructure such as fibre optic cables, as well as coverage of services from our ISPs, that will extend to any part of Chad as your group may desire, with a guaranteed average download speed of at least 15 mb/s - you may request for higher base speed in negotiations, which we may consider. We are also willing to provide your group with armaments - CEDAR is able to acquire and deliver modern small arms and other weaponry of either Autanian or commonly-available designs, which will sure augment your group's combat capability. This includes upgrading T-55 tanks in your possession to standards such as the T-55M5, Type 72Z and Ramses II, whichever matches your needs and resources available the most, as well as other armoured vehicles available, such as upgrading BTR-80 stocks to BTR-82. We also have engineering services which may be hired for infrastructure development. Higher-level materiel such as radars and communications equipment are also available for discussion. CEDAR subsidiary logistics activities may also be used to supply your group if needed.
As payment, besides and perhaps as alternative to transaction in cash or cryptocurrency, we would like to propose ownership of Chadian oil fields, which we will also install more up-to-date extraction and refinery equipment for. This includes control of commercial uses of the extracted petroleum, operation of extraction operations, and maintenance of equipment. We guarantee provision of oil and petroleum products supplies to your group as needed on request, and also substantial shareholdership in the new local petroleum enterprise - you will certainly receive revenues in this partnership. Should this be considered too risky by you we are open to negotiate ownership of only a portion of the oil fields. Our second offer is control of cotton fields in a similar arrangement to above, again open to discussion. We would also like to purchase ownership of sorghum and millet fields for development and research into various agricultural sciences. Finally, should your administration come into possession of large numbers of persons you consider to be threats to your activities' stability, we offer to take control of these assets for our own uses. Enterprises and activities we set up in the region will have free access to hiring the local population.
We guarantee the capability of our company to accomplish our end of the contract proposed, CEDAR has a powerful network of contacts - political and financial - and subsidiaries spread across industries and fields. In no small part are we able to provide more convenient services than potential competitors due to voluntarist policies of our base country, Autania.
As businessmen we certainly value the needs of our clients. Thus we will be fully open to negotiation on all terms of these proposed cooperation contracts, such that maximum benefit for both sides are reached. The terms proposed here are only to give an idea of what our group would be interested in, and proper terms will be sealed with officialized and authorized negotiations and consensus. We sincerely dispatch this, and hope cordially for a response.
2018/4/30 AD
1439/8/14 AH
Fallen Britannia wrote:These guys just say liberty then shoot someone.
by Khataiy » Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:36 am
The Arab State of Khataiy and The Arab Socialist Vanguard Baath Party
The threat of our people in West Africa has come to our attention, it should be known the Arab State of Khataiy will not tolerate attacks on Arab nations. Our country will respond if need to aggression against any West African Arab Nation.
Signed,
President Omar Khairallah
The Arab State of Khataiy - Foreign Ministry
The Arab State of Khataiy - Defense Ministry
The Revolutionary Command Council
The Arab Socialist Vanguard Baath Party
The Khataiy Free Arab Army
The Directorate of the Department of the Volunteer Military
by New England Syndicates » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:32 am
Syndicated News Service
BREAKING NEWS: RAMPAGE AT MISKATONIC!
At approximately 8:35 PM on Sunday, April 29, a man wearing a trenchcoat, fedora, and Guy Fawkes mask entered the Niehaus Library at Miskatonic University in Arkham. He declared that this was the beginning of the "Revolution of the Gentlemen", and threw a firebomb at a group of female students who were studying, then proceeded to attack students and faculty with a sword. When confronted by University Police, he wounded a police officer before being tackled, handcuffed and placed under arrest.
UPDATE: The suspect has been identified as Greg Chapman, a 19-year-old computer science student from Burlington, VT. Police have documented numerous online postings by Chapman on websites where he identifies as an "incel" or "involuntary celibate" and blames society for his lack of sexual activity. He posted a manifesto a few minutes before starting his rampage, in which he cites the recent coup in Chad and unconfirmed reports of New English military assistance to President Moungar's forces as justification for his actions, along with
We also regret to inform you that one of the students who was firebombed has died of her injuries. This brings the death toll to three. The other eleven victims are all in stable condition. Miskatonic University has asked us not to release the names of the victims.
by Tarsonis » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:58 am
by The Orion Islands » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:35 am
by Gentlemen Gamers » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:41 am
To Whoemever it May Concern,
We are interested in doing business with you. All of your services - especially the fiber optic cables - are highly desired by our fighters and we are interested in arranging upgrade deals for our - sadly - antiquated armored formations. Radars, BTRs, and other weapons and upgrades are highly desired and necessary for the success of our movement.
In exchange for these goods and services, we are willing to permit you ownership of Chad's oil fields in return for services and weapons equivalent or exceeding the market value of these fields prior to our coup. We also are open to leasing the cotton fields to your company - but ownership may be questionable as we have taken to using the plantations as a form of movement and population control. We can discuss this specific issue further. Finally, we are willing to lease the life-time services of anti-social elements of our new citizenry.
If you would like to discuss these terms further, we are willing to host your representatives in our new capital, and/or if this is deemed unsafe, via skype conference.
Best,
The Supreme Gentleman
by The Orion Islands » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:55 am
Gentlemen Gamers wrote:The Gentlemen defending the border were unprepared. Six of them sat in a small watch-tower - which had been built by the Chadian army - hands in their pants and eyes on a small portable DVD player with a bootlegged copy of Keijo. The conclusion was swift and violent. There was no chance. The Gentlemen and their DVD player were torn to oblivion by a quick burst of machine-gun fire - their limbs hanging off a nearby tree as the rebel convoy moved onwards.
The journey from the border to Fada, however, would be a long one - over two-hundred kilometers to be precise, or day's march. An attack on Fada would not come unopposed.
Though the Gentlemen were no military organization, they still inherited the Chadian arsenal. In this included several P-15 Early-warning radars that Chad had captured from the Libyans in the 1980s. This radar was deployed near the outskirts of Fada with a battery of SA-6 Gainful Surface to Air Missiles. The Early warning radar quickly picked up on the incoming F-15s and the Cargo plane, notifying the battery commander that some air traffic was approaching.
Though any other air defense formation in any other country in the world would have attempted to establish radio contact first, the Gentlemen were a paranoid and angry bunch, and therefore a salvo of a dozen missiles - three aimed at each aircraft - was fired off in quick succession. Without preemptive jamming efforts, the missiles hurtled directly at their targets at impressive speed. The launchers prepared a secondary strike - and would launch it - in case any of the enemy aircraft survived the initial impacts.
The western desert of Chad is not flat and pleasant. In fact, a quick geographic survey of the area shows that it is in fact very bumpy, very rocky, and ultimately leads into elevated plateaus. Indeed, the rock makes it such that at many places, the desert is scarcely navigable by motor vehicles. There would be only a narrow strip of terrain through which the invaders could invade; the valley between Ennedi Plateau and Massif D'Ouaddai Plateau or the northern valley - but that would have led them directly into a Chadian minefield.
One-hundred and fifty kilometers from Fada, the incoming Prussian and Chadian rebel forces would be spotted by a pair of civilian drones - which had been sent specifically to determine whether any land incursion had accompanied the inbound air assault. The Gentlemen in N'Djamena panicked at what appeared to be a veritable invasion force and the Supreme Gentleman ordered the local raiding party to establish a defense in the area, informing them of the potential kill-zone that presented itself before them.
Though the incels had no major mechanized or armored formations in the north, they had sent a raiding party - hell-bent on capturing slaves and loot for the cause. This came in the form of what essentially amounted to a motorised regiment. No tanks. However, there were several light recce vehicles with powerful guns consisting of three AML 90s. Though relatively lightly armored compared to a conventional AFV, it armored was capable of resisting large caliber bullet impacts and packed a 90 mm D921/GIAT armored piercing gun. They also had ZSU-2 guns bolted to the back of flat-beds. Finally, the incels had two batteries worth of D-30 howitzers towed.
The D-30s - which were able to outpace the incoming enemy due to the flatness of the terrain - were quickly established in dispersed firing positions within range of the incoming enemy forces as they made their way through the rocky terrain. Dozens of Drones from in the aerial space would act as spotters and help adjust the artillery's aim. The drones maintained constant, persistent recce from several kilometers away - that is well out of the range of any of the invading forces - and were too small to be noticed by the incoming enemy aircraft - assuming they had survived the salvo fired upon them. On the ground, the AMLs, with superior optics intended for forward recce missions, further helped adjust the guns' trajectories.
""Time 2 pwn sum n00b Chads" the battery commander shouted in a quite nasally voice. Then the guns fired.
High fragmentation 3OF56 rounds began to burst amidst the enemy formation. These high explosive shrapnel shells contained explosive power equivalent to 4 kg of TNT, and hurled lethal strips of shrapnel. Such power was capable of penetrating a technical vehicle - and could easily disable the tracks of an Abrams. The fire was sustained and corrected by persistent updates by both recce optic and drone surveillance. All in all, nearly sixty-four shells would be fired in under five minutes.
Accompanying the barrage of HF shells would be a battery of six UB-32 rocket launchers mounted on technicals. They fired a quick salvo of rockets - specifically targeting the Prussians' 350 mm mortar - with lethal rocket fire guided by drone and rudimentary optics. The artillery itself was guided by an encrypted mobile app as used by Syrian forces and artillery in the Donbass.
While this happened, Incel soldiers with 7 x TOWs would tank position amidst the red rock with other infantry equipped with AR-15s and recoil less rifles. Almost 300 infantry, dismounting from Totoya Camrys, would move to intercept the oncoming force. Two more infantry battalions (roughly 600 Gentlemen in total with AR-15s, ATGMs, and recoilless rifles) would drive their toyotas to the imposing hills overlooking Fada itself and establish a defensive perimeter outside the city, replete with laser range-finders, ZSU-2s mounted on flat-beds, 82 mm Mortars and small rocket launchers such as the Qassam hidden in buildings close to the defensive positions. Snipers in the tallest buildings of the city itself prepared to assist the fighting as Chadian slaves were fo A third battalion of would be kept inside the city itself as a reserve force, on standby with their vehicles.
In Fada itself, Chadian slaves were forced to dig traps and obstacles through the city's larger streets to prevent enemy vehicles from moving - forcing them into kill zones.
Meanwhile, a company of T-55 tanks would be deployed from its base in Abeche. Twelve T-55s with Girls Und Panzer girls painted on their sides set out to reinforce the beleaguered defenders. It would take them a few days to arrive. They would be supported by a proper mechanised battalion mounted in BTRs.
In N'Djamena, the preparations continued. More volunteers were smuggled in through the Cameroonian border with bribes to the border guards, many arriving with additional supplies, weapons, and hentai. The Gentlemen continued production of civilian home-made rockets, artillery, and were forming on average an additional company of fighters each day.To Whoemever it May Concern,
We are interested in doing business with you. All of your services - especially the fiber optic cables - are highly desired by our fighters and we are interested in arranging upgrade deals for our - sadly - antiquated armored formations. Radars, BTRs, and other weapons and upgrades are highly desired and necessary for the success of our movement.
In exchange for these goods and services, we are willing to permit you ownership of Chad's oil fields in return for services and weapons equivalent or exceeding the market value of these fields prior to our coup. We also are open to leasing the cotton fields to your company - but ownership may be questionable as we have taken to using the plantations as a form of movement and population control. We can discuss this specific issue further. Finally, we are willing to lease the life-time services of anti-social elements of our new citizenry.
If you would like to discuss these terms further, we are willing to host your representatives in our new capital, and/or if this is deemed unsafe, via skype conference.
Best,
The Supreme Gentleman
by Democratic Exodian Territories » Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:00 pm
☐ Is tomorrow night alright for fighting?Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:45 No. 6736472898
ALL UNITS MOBILIZE!
We’re shutting down these fucking cucks right now.
Don’t pay attention to their propaganda- they’re an incel fringe group probably composed of fucking white knights gone rogue. They’ve turned to our website- our shitposting haven- to spread their wankstains.
Everyone right of Himmler and left of Lenin, Exodians, Americans, Africans, Kekistanis, Jews- your time has come. Stay here for counter-cyberterrorism action, or open a tab on /k/ for physical weapons training. These shameful excuses for anons don’t know what Lord Pepe has in store for them.
The Kek Offensive is reborn today, and we will not fail!
☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:52
Someone get in contact with the bois over at the Prussian-Polish Commonwealth, I hear their military intelligence has some dope-ass spambots.
☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:55
Get ready, folks. They’re starting to integrate weebs into their movement- we need to resist as much as we can. Start with DDoSing the hentai sites, then move on to Crunchyroll and other weeb places of worship.
☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:59
Someone find the /k/arrier. We’re going to need it pretty soon.
☐ Anonymous 04-30-18(Mon)7:59
>they’re all triggered virgin basement dwellers
>so are we and most of 4chan
This’ll be 100000x times better than Infinity War.
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