[April Fools]International Domestic Transit Riding Newswires

[95X]

Welcome to the repository for results of public transportation riding competitions. Initial results were created by repurposing a scorinator designed to give results in HH:MM:SS format and using a spreadsheet to add additional information.

For example, competitions can be held to see how fast one can photograph a set of landmarks within a city, finding the furthest location of a chain store (like a restaurant, convenience store, etc.), or the longest amount of time one can stand riding a particularly difficult route.

As always, Nationstates is a work of fiction; these kinds of activities may be prohibited by law and/or social norms and customs in your real-life area.

[95X]

Cascadia Transit Open
Rider                      Trips Farthest    Time
 1 Autumn & Fall Twentyone     7        N 3:38:41
 2 Joelle Prospect             4        N 3:39:20
 3 Brittaney Thirtytwo         8        N 3:46:10
 4 Tarah Stratford             5        N 3:46:27
 5 Ana Cooper                  5        N 3:47:25
 6 Kami Oneninety              5        N 3:49:29
 7 Rashad Westboro             8        N 3:53:39
 8 Kim-Mik Broadmoor           9        N 3:58:25
 9 Francesca Dollar            6        N 3:58:41
10 Hope Frances                9        N 4:00:27
11 Ingrid Cardai               4        N 4:01:02
12 Sam Municipal               8        N 4:01:24
13 Georgia Helens              9        N 4:01:52
14 Cori Laver                  6        N 4:01:58
15 Carissa Pleasant            9        N 4:04:13
16 Dante Oneeightysix          8        N 4:04:59
17 Shawna Harlow               6        N 4:05:54
18 Brittany Trevett            7        N 4:06:18
19 Ladonna Arista              9        N 4:15:39
20 Harry Lilli                 4        N 4:18:02
— Carla Thirtyseven            X        X      DQ
— Derick Basin                 X        X     DNF
— Devin Elevenmile             X        X      DQ
— Lourdes Blackmore            X        X     DNF
— Micah Cominger               X        X     DNF

[Kita-Hinode]

With a small budget, bus aficionados managed to get a bus riding circuit in the plains near the land of former nation Mongolia. The results come from a 50-lap race done by the very same aficionados, all of those going under codenames. Keep in mind that most of these didn't race alone in their buses and the actual machines themselves were somewhat modified with engineering, nitro and option fuzzy dice.

   HINODEJIN IMPERIAL BUS CIRCUIT
 1 Boogaloo Shrimp                     1:27:32.000
 2 He who knows the Wae                1:27:38.000
 — Escapist from the City               DNF lap 49
   Skye the Hedgehog                    DNF lap 34
   The Hussies                          DNF lap 13
   Vaporwave is Alive                    DNF lap 7
   Roller's Paradise                     DNF lap 6
   The Sexiest Man Alive                 DNF lap 6
   Thim Vum Zoop-Zop-Zoobity-Zop         DNF lap 5
   Twisted Metalhead                     DNF lap 5
   The PokéKids on the Block             DNF lap 4
   Chumbawarawmatumba                    DNF lap 1

[Drawkland]

I may be late with this but shhhhh

Every year, many cities across Drawkland hold what is called a "transit blitz" - citizens from around the city compete to visit as many landmarks and important sites and sights of the city. The only rule? You can only travel by foot or by city-sponsored public transit methods. This could be buses, subways, above ground railways, monorails, and zeppelin or taxi in some cities (as well as the levitating/flying versions of these devices).

A large number of cities in Drawkland participate in this national event in some capacity or another, but 5 cities are famous for it and are the "real" destinations for the Blitz. These cities are Metropolon (the capital), Drawk City (the largest city), Owabrok (western city with a vast transport network), Ducentu (bustling port city), and Corinth City (known for its technological innovations). In the main Transit Blitz event, 10 high-scoring blitz members from the previous year go head to head uninterrupted. In most cities, and all of the Big 5, the top 5 racers from the previous year are automatically invited to the top-level blitz next year, while the lower 5 are "relegated" so to speak, and 5 great performers from more open blitzes are invited to the top blitz.

In these Big 5 cities, there are larger-scale competitions with hundreds or even thousands of participants, but those are generally not as well-kept, timing or rules wise. They're mainly "for fun" of the common man. These times shown here are by transit-riding "professionals" (read: people who don't like driving cars).

Each of these 5 cities gave a 5 hour time limit to go to 15 locations across the city. At each location, a volunteer waits for any racers to arrive, and gives them a checkmark in the corresponding location box on the racer's forearm band. These bands are only for participants, and for the duration of the event, allows them to travel on the city's affiliated transit networks for free. If a participant can't get from the start/finish area (usually a central location like a park or town hall) before the 5 hour time limit, they are marked as DNF along with how many landmarks they visited. Crossing the finish line without all 15 marks is not penalized, but not counted as a finish.

Winners of these high-level blitz events usually receive prizes. In these Top 5 cities, any of these 10 participants which finishes the race without DNF'ing usually receives free passage on some or all city-affiliated transit networks. For the top 3, prize money as well as a corresponding placement medal is given. The 1st place champion also receives a trophy, and occasionally a day out with the mayor of the city and sometimes even Iarocav himself.

These are the results of this year's Big 5 Transit Blitz. Provided at the bottom is a Top 10 placement among every city's racers. While not every city is the same, experts in the field have designed each race to take around the same time for professionals, despite the obviously different layout and transit system of each city. After the blitz weekend is over, Drawkland's #1 transit racer usually has their run broadcast on TV the next weekend (for the Big 5, all racers are tracked and filmed during their run).

   Metropolon
 1 Stacy Shay Ververs          4:24:55
 2 Jasmine Session             4:28:12
 3 Irene Elzin                 4:28:38
 4 Andy Karta                  4:30:38
 5 Darby Rikke                 4:32:26
 6 Remi Monnahan               4:33:52
 7 June Terzi                  4:35:04
 8 Candice Ledford             4:39:59
 — Amanda Gardener        DNF 12 marks
   Duke Linville          DNF  6 marks

   Drawk City
 1 Steven Gillian              4:28:26
 2 Nick o'Neal                 4:30:11
 3 Gabrielle Heyman            4:30:21
 4 Benjamin Redmund            4:31:40
 5 Tiziano Willhill            4:31:49
 6 Hannah Drago                4:32:49
 7 Lisa Montanari              4:34:16
 8 Giselle Coleman             4:35:07
 9 Adam Redmund                4:37:08
10 Terrelle Caprio             4:40:40

   Owabrok
 1 Lin Morrish                 4:26:45
 2 Anne Summerfield            4:28:28
 3 Dominic McAfee              4:28:55
 4 Flora Bris                  4:29:22
 5 Greg Summerfield            4:29:60
 6 Irma McCabe                 4:31:24
 7 Donny McCune                4:32:40
 8 Jenny Josephine             4:35:07
 9 Cindy Clark                 4:36:25
10 Edwin Parrish               4:43:01

   Ducentu
 1 Maddie Queen                4:25:56
 2 Judy Brielle                4:28:54
 3 Celia Lewis                 4:29:06
 4 Chris McGuire               4:29:36
 5 Leea Shea                   4:29:47
 6 Casper Peers                4:35:25
 7 Bryan Ivano                 4:39:44
 — Cleo Anker              DNF 9 marks
   Peacock Simone          DNF 9 marks
   Michael Conan           DNF 3 marks

   Corinth City
 1 Jillian Dunn                4:28:36
 2 Phillip Leigh               4:28:38
 3 Princess Fabre              4:29:56
 4 Curtis Aquino               4:29:57
 5 Griffin Harrelson           4:33:38
 6 Quincy Baker                4:35:20
 7 Scarlet Vitalia             4:37:14
 8 Joe Mercury                 4:38:23
 9 Elizabeth Banister          4:48:01
 — Cathryn Allan           DNF 8 marks

   Overall Ranking
 1 Stacy Shay Ververs (MET)    4:24:55
 2 Maddie Queen (DUC)          4:25:56
 3 Lin Morrish (OWA)           4:26:45
 4 Jasmine Session (MET)       4:28:12
 5 Steven Gillian (DKC)        4:28:26
 6 Anne Summerfield (OWA)      4:28:28
 7 Jillian Dunn (COR)          4:28:36
 8 Irene Elzin (MET)           4:28:38
 9 Phillip Leigh (COR)         4:28:38
10 Judy Brielle (DUC)          4:28:54

In the end, Stacy Shay Ververs is the ultimate Drawkland Blitz champion! Her unprecedented 4 hour, 24 minute, 55 second time was over an entire minute better than any other Big 5 competitors. This is unique as well, since Stacy was new to the top-level blitz in Metropolon this year. However, her great skill at being able to choose the right route to correspond with traffic flow, on top of her youth and ability to run on foot at a solid and safe speed, points to her being a perennial competitor. Predictably enough, she works as a Traffic Technician for the Metropolon city government, and graduated from Metropolon City College with a degree in Civil Engineering only 4 short years ago.

One minute later, across the country in Ducentu, Maddie Queen crossed the finish line. 4 hours and under 26 minutes is a fantastic time for any racer, and may be enough to capture the national title, but Maddie was unfortunate enough to get such a great time the same year that Stacy Shay Ververs came to the stage and blew everybody out of the water. Queen, however, was not discouraged. In an interview after all the final results were in, she was quoted as saying that she was definitely ready to indirectly take on Stacy again next year. "All it takes is one red light or one person being slow in a stairwell to make a minute's difference. This is no big deal."

And then merely another minute later comes in Lin Morrish from Owabrok. The last of the sub-4h28m times, Lin had a personal best time this year in the top level. She was proud of her achievement for sure, and said that "the thrill of beating your own best is enough of a reward in itself. And so is the cash prize. That's a good reward too. I don't need to be the best in the nation, I just need to be better than myself."

Then comes the slew of over-28-minute times. This, every year, seems to be the ceiling for most. Some quirks in the data: only 2 of the top 10, Steven Gillian and Phillip Leigh, were male. All the rest were female. Now, in an athletically equal society as Drawkland, this isn't some groundbreaking feat, but it's definitely something interesting to note. Speaking of Steven Gillian, he was the only Drawk City racer to finish in the national Top 10. His time was solidly above 28 minutes, but this was enough to win a Drawk City race that had second place far above 4h30m.

Metropolon, who held the national champion, also held the most top finishers, at 3. Ducentu, Owabrok, and Corinth City all had 2, and Drawk City with only 1. This is a common trend, as Metropolon was a masterfully pre-designed city with traffic flow and transit efficiency prioritized during development. Non-Metropolites usually complain about how the system is unfair, but hey. The nation's top civil engineers design the races and routes to be as equal as possible despite the differing city layouts.

Finally, the closest finish of the year was in Corinth City for sure. Jillian Dunn and Phillip Leigh both clocked in above 28 minutes, but merely seconds apart. Jillian ended in first, with Phillip only 2 seconds behind her. Unbeknownst to each other, both racers had taken the same monorail train back to the finish area after collecting their 15th checkpoint. They were on separate carriages on the same train, and exited on opposite sides of the platform. Both running the stairs down to the ground, they bumped into each other at the platform exit stairwell. They both broke into a sprint to get to the park area where the finish line was. Ultimately, it was Jillian who managed to break away with a quicker stride and crossed the finish line first to win the Corinth City blitz.

Well that's it for this year's Great Drawkland Transit Blitz! We hope to see you here next year for the next edition.

[Darmen]

The National Public Transportation Championship of Darmen for the year 2040 was recently completed over the course of the entire year (competitors were allowed to make their attempts at any time during the year, provided only one attempt was made). Competitors were given a $1,000 dollar budget. The competitors faced the following challenges (accompanied by a judge of the NPTCD Committee):

• Stage 1: Each competitor is blind folded and dropped off at random locations around Scott City, each location a kilometer away from the nearest bus stop. The blindfolds are removed at exactly ten minutes before each bus will arrive at the respective stop. Each competitor is given a map and a bus schedule, and must determine their location within the metropolis, the location of the nearest stop and the fastest path to get there, all without asking for help. After arriving at their bus stop, they must wait for a bus to arrive, board the bus, and travel to the Scott City International Airport. Each of the bus stops are within 25-35 minutes of the airport (adjustments are made to the times of the competitors to account for this, so that there is an even playing field).
• Stage 2: After arriving at the airport, competitors must book a flight on Air Terranea from Scott City to Centralis, Electrum and back again. While in Electrum, they must buy a postcard and mail it to one of their aunts (if no aunt exists, a cousin may be substituted instead).
• Stage 3: After returning to Scott City, competitors must take either the Central Express or Red Fire trains to Eau Claire. While on the train, each competitor is required to yodel for at least half an hour, as well as using the toilet and leaving it unflushed.
• Stage 4: Finally, after arriving in Eau Claire, competitors must board the ferry to Tilden Island, or, if their budget allows, rent a boat.

The competitor with the lowest combined time over the four stages wins.

Stage 1
  1 Kenneth Campbell            30:36.290
  2 Marlon Stevens              30:37.547
  3 Gennaro Sorrentino          30:38.620
  4 Will Allen                  30:42.693
  5 Donato Pineda               30:43.312
  6 Nero Mazzola                30:44.369
  7 Valerio D'Orazio            30:44.545
  8 Luis Delgado                30:44.573
  9 Aaron Reid                  30:45.766
 10 Javier Carrion              30:45.934
 11 Graziano Agostino           30:46.590
 12 Silvestre Lugo              30:46.634
 13 Gregario Pellegrino         30:46.950
 14 Cristiano Gardello          30:47.254
 15 Vito Mendez                 30:47.357
 16 Isaiah Reid                 30:47.362
 17 Dario D'Angelo              30:47.944
 18 Nicolas Rosado              30:48.401
 19 Aurelio Costa               30:48.673
 20 Rupert Johnson              30:49.009
 21 Miguel Abrego               30:49.651
 22 Eli Perkins                 30:49.919
 23 Miguel Aguirre              30:50.381
 24 Luca Silvestri              30:50.569
 25 Feliciano Aguilera          30:50.776
 26 Samuele Gatti               30:50.828
 27 Cayo Armenta                30:51.140
 28 Neville Lane                30:51.454
 29 Nico Ferra                  30:51.502
 30 Luigi D'Isabella            30:51.553
 31 Emilio Marciano             30:51.869
 32 Leandro Lombardi            30:51.932
 33 Norman Prince               30:52.012
 34 Faustino Diaz               30:52.119
 35 Silvestre Palacios          30:52.370
 36 Amaranto Arana              30:52.895
 37 Kenneth McKenzie            30:52.967
 38 Lucio Medrano               30:53.011
 39 Daniel Robertson            30:53.206
 40 Arturo Enriquez             30:53.267
 41 Josue Montez                30:53.824
 42 Fred Fletcher               30:54.111
 43 Shawn Nolan                 30:55.160
 44 Blake Andrews               30:55.527
 45 Adone Niccoli               30:56.396
 46 Carlos Paredes              30:56.586
 47 Matthew McLeod              30:56.677
 48 Vincent Cole                30:57.076
 49 Gustavo Agostino            30:57.364
 50 Marcos Bonilla              30:57.651
 51 Emilio Tedesco              30:58.031
 52 Rory Brennan                30:58.256
 53 Massimo Rinaldi             30:58.373
 54 Hilario Abrego              30:58.378
 55 Massimo Gatto               30:58.763
 56 Sebastian Henriquez         30:59.408
 57 Nicholas Atkinson           30:59.529
 58 Jerome Grey                 30:59.763
 59 Paco Balderas               30:59.891
 60 Sergio Tedesco              31:00.031
 61 Vincent North               31:00.046
 62 Inigo Abrego                31:00.147
 63 Claudio Vozzo               31:00.182
 64 Drew Chamberlain            31:00.376
 65 William Chapman             31:01.114
 66 Casey Chapman               31:01.465
 67 Tino Rossi                  31:01.724
 68 Salvador Perez              31:01.905
 69 Fausto Quiroz               31:02.156
 70 Raymond Franklin            31:02.427
 71 Gustavo Fusco               31:02.442
 72 Dale Hall                   31:03.099
 73 Valentin Fernandez          31:04.016
 74 Bonifacio Gallo             31:04.651
 75 Nicolas Arriaga             31:06.148
 76 Severino Tejada             31:07.097
 77 Sean Baird                  31:08.499
 78 Marco Perez                 31:08.997
 79 Felipe Calderon             31:09.047
 80 Robin Foster                31:09.177
 81 Ralph Grey                  31:10.175
 82 Sebastian Day               31:11.873
 83 Aaron Franklin              31:12.241
  — Solomon Chapman             DNF
    Rory Ryan                   DNF
    Gerardo Santoro             DNF
    Jose Villaneuva             DNF
    Perry Wilson                DNF
    Lee Davis                   DNF
    Severino Aguilera           DNF
    Manfredo D'Avanzo           DNF
    Marcellino Farina           DNF
    Rosario Chacon              DNF
    Nicholas Phillips           DNF
    Manuel Garrido              DNF
    Rosario Beltran             DNF
    Alex McKenzie               DNF
    Gerardo Recchio             DNF
    Zachariah Fletcher          DNF
    Charles Day                 DNF
    Isaiah McCormick            DNF
    Adriano Mascaro             DNF
    Emanuele Messina            DNF
    Luigi Montanari             DNF
    Emiliano Adduci             DNF
    Davide Gatti                DNF
    Marvin Sanders              DNF
    Rupert Ford                 DNF
    Massimo Rizzo               DNF
    Macario Enriquez            DNF
    Pietro Zaccardo             DNF
    Pietro D'Angelo             DNF
    Vito Palomo                 DNF
    Leon Fernandez              DNF
    Ismael Orellana             DNF
    Nacho Arroyo                DNF
    Silvestre Garcia            DNF
    Emilio Puntoriero           DNF
    Vito Armenio                DNF
    Ciro Fabri                  DNF
    Rosario Castro              DNF
    Kyle Ryan                   DNF
    Kevin McLeod                DNF
    Rocco Amato                 DNF
    Solomon Johnson             DNF
    Oliver Chamberlain          DNF
    Marcos Salcedo              DNF
    Iago Montano                DNF
    Titus Lane                  DNF
    Paolo Rizzuto               DNF
    Pierce Reid                 DNF
    David Jenkins               DNF
    Rosario Gaitan              DNF

Reasons for DNF                  Total
Got Lost                         14
Dog Bite                          7
Twisted Ankle                     6
Food Poisoning                    5
Arrested for Jaywalking           4
Hit by Car                        3
Broken Leg                        3
Bus Broke Down                    2
Heart Attack                      2
Stroke                            2
Arrested for Murdering the Judge  1
Couldn't afford Bus Ticket        1
                                 50

Stage 2
 1 Isaiah Reid               4:18:28  4:25:14    8:43:41
 2 Nicolas Rosado            4:30:28  4:15:01    8:45:29
 3 Aaron Franklin            4:23:46  4:22:06    8:45:52
 4 Massimo Gatto             4:31:55  4:18:29    8:50:24
 5 Carlos Paredes            4:19:01  4:34:46    8:53:47
 6 Sergio Tedesco            4:15:07  4:39:22    8:54:29
 7 Matthew McLeod            4:27:53  4:27:51    8:55:44
 8 Inigo Abrego              4:26:41  4:29:50    8:56:31
 9 Hilario Abrego            4:23:25  4:33:33    8:56:58
10 Nero Mazzola              4:31:31  4:27:49    8:59:20
11 Aurelio Costa             4:32:04  4:28:14    9:00:19
12 Nicholas Atkinson         4:24:59  4:35:57    9:00:56
13 Gennaro Sorrentino        4:33:19  4:27:38    9:00:57
14 Graziano Agostino         4:31:16  4:29:48    9:01:04
15 Vincent North             4:21:37  4:40:01    9:01:38
16 Arturo Enriquez           4:39:34  4:22:33    9:02:07
17 Neville Lane              4:27:51  4:34:32    9:02:23
18 Miguel Aguirre            4:26:04  4:36:48    9:02:53
19 Faustino Diaz             4:29:34  4:34:08    9:03:42
20 Ralph Grey                4:44:06  4:19:37    9:03:43
21 Valentin Fernandez        4:27:40  4:36:09    9:03:49
22 Nicolas Arriaga           4:36:10  4:27:53    9:04:03
23 Vincent Cole              4:30:41  4:33:22    9:04:03
24 Rory Brennan              4:39:55  4:24:09    9:04:04
25 Sebastian Henriquez       4:23:43  4:43:07    9:06:51
26 Cristiano Gardello        4:24:38  4:43:53    9:08:31
27 Rupert Johnson            4:42:59  4:26:57    9:09:56
28 Miguel Abrego             4:39:45  4:30:39    9:10:24
29 Vito Mendez               4:26:46  4:44:04    9:10:50
30 Robin Foster              4:21:48  4:49:38    9:11:26
31 Norman Prince             4:42:09  4:29:35    9:11:44
32 Claudio Vozzo             4:41:25  4:30:39    9:12:05
33 Fausto Quiroz             4:35:11  4:37:20    9:12:31
34 Sean Baird                4:39:01  4:33:53    9:12:54
35 Silvestre Lugo            4:42:10  4:31:09    9:13:20
36 Samuele Gatti             4:21:12  4:52:34    9:13:45
37 Raymond Franklin          4:38:40  4:35:31    9:14:12
38 Severino Tejada           4:50:14  4:24:12    9:14:27
39 Casey Chapman             4:34:25  4:40:07    9:14:32
40 Daniel Robertson          4:41:27  4:33:15    9:14:43
41 Gustavo Fusco             4:48:32  4:26:29    9:15:01
42 Jerome Grey               4:50:30  4:25:56    9:16:26
43 Marco Perez               4:38:18  4:40:05    9:18:23
44 Gustavo Agostino          4:30:42  4:49:15    9:19:57
45 Luca Silvestri            4:36:49  4:43:15    9:20:05
46 Shawn Nolan               4:36:03  4:44:44    9:20:47
47 Adone Niccoli             4:43:15  4:39:01    9:22:15
48 Luigi D'Isabella          4:31:52  4:50:42    9:22:35
49 Gregario Pellegrino       4:39:43  4:42:54    9:22:37
50 William Chapman           4:48:21  4:34:34    9:22:55
51 Salvador Perez            4:31:01  4:52:36    9:23:36
52 Massimo Rinaldi           4:34:55  4:48:43    9:23:38
53 Blake Andrews             4:50:14  4:34:18    9:24:32
54 Eli Perkins               4:40:30  4:44:07    9:24:36
55 Kenneth Campbell          4:47:18  4:37:31    9:24:49
56 Will Allen                4:38:13  4:48:52    9:27:05
57 Leandro Lombardi          4:37:49  4:51:00    9:28:49
58 Amaranto Arana            4:43:00  4:53:57    9:36:57
59 Luis Delgado              4:51:28  4:46:27    9:37:54
60 Donato Pineda             4:50:52  4:51:03    9:41:56
 — Valerio D'Orazio          4:22:12      DNF        DNF
   Javier Carrion            4:26:10      DNF        DNF
   Sebastian Day             4:27:44      DNF        DNF
   Paco Balderas             4:30:37      DNF        DNF
   Josue Montez              4:33:18      DNF        DNF
   Kenneth McKenzie          4:33:37      DNF        DNF
   Emilio Tedesco            4:34:40      DNF        DNF
   Feliciano Aguilera        4:34:48      DNF        DNF
   Nico Ferra                4:38:57      DNF        DNF
   Marcos Bonilla            4:42:31      DNF        DNF
   Drew Chamberlain          4:43:59      DNF        DNF
   Lucio Medrano             4:48:55      DNF        DNF
   Dario D'Angelo            4:51:33      DNF        DNF
   Emilio Marciano           4:51:53      DNF        DNF
   Marlon Stevens            4:53:09      DNF        DNF
   Dale Hall                     DNF                 DNF
   Cayo Armenta                  DNF                 DNF
   Bonifacio Gallo               DNF                 DNF
   Fred Fletcher                 DNF                 DNF
   Silvestre Palacios            DNF                 DNF
   Aaron Reid                    DNF                 DNF
   Tino Rossi                    DNF                 DNF
   Felipe Calderon               DNF                 DNF

Reasons for DNF                    Total
Not cleared to board Flight         8
Couldn't afford Postcard            6
Couldn't afford Flight              4
Couldn't find Postcard              3
Panic Attack due to fear of Flying  1
Permanently settled in Electrum     1
                                   23

Stage 3
 1 Blake Andrews           2:31:55 Central Express
 2 Isaiah Reid             2:33:11 Central Express
 3 Marco Perez             2:33:15 Central Express
 4 Rupert Johnson          2:33:24 Central Express
 5 Valentin Fernandez      2:34:08 Central Express
 6 Faustino Diaz           2:34:37 Central Express
 7 Rory Brennan            2:34:47 Central Express
 8 William Chapman         2:34:53 Central Express
 9 Sebastian Henriquez     2:35:11 Central Express
10 Aurelio Costa           2:35:14 Central Express
11 Inigo Abrego            2:35:33 Central Express
12 Sean Baird              2:36:33 Central Express
13 Fausto Quiroz           2:36:44 Central Express
14 Severino Tejada         2:37:06 Central Express
15 Amaranto Arana          2:38:45 Central Express
16 Sergio Tedesco          2:38:46 Central Express
17 Arturo Enriquez         2:39:11 Central Express
18 Donato Pineda           2:39:25 Central Express
19 Miguel Aguirre          2:39:54 Central Express
20 Gregario Pellegrino     2:40:00 Central Express
21 Massimo Rinaldi         2:40:37 Central Express
22 Ralph Grey              2:41:24 Central Express
23 Luigi D'Isabella        2:41:41 Central Express
24 Kenneth Campbell        2:42:08 Central Express
25 Luis Delgado            2:42:30 Central Express
26 Nicholas Atkinson       2:42:43 Central Express
27 Vincent Cole            2:42:49 Central Express
28 Adone Niccoli           2:42:53 Central Express
29 Neville Lane            2:43:10 Central Express
30 Eli Perkins             2:43:38 Central Express
31 Cristiano Gardello      2:44:09 Central Express
32 Carlos Paredes          2:44:22 Central Express
33 Vito Mendez             2:44:24 Central Express
34 Nicolas Arriaga         2:44:30 Central Express
35 Vincent North           2:45:35 Central Express
36 Graziano Agostino       2:46:38 Central Express
37 Leandro Lombardi        2:50:04 Central Express
38 Gennaro Sorrentino      2:55:09 Central Express
39 Matthew McLeod          3:05:54 Central Express
40 Robin Foster            3:15:59 Central Express
41 Shawn Nolan             3:26:24 Central Express
42 Norman Prince           3:37:29 Central Express
43 Miguel Abrego           3:47:34 Red Fire
44 Raymond Franklin        3:47:51 Central Express
45 Hilario Abrego          3:47:54 Red Fire
46 Daniel Robertson        3:48:18 Red Fire
47 Casey Chapman           3:48:57 Red Fire
48 Silvestre Lugo          3:49:00 Red Fire
49 Massimo Gatto           3:50:33 Red Fire
50 Will Allen              3:51:21 Red Fire
51 Claudio Vozzo           3:52:24 Red Fire
52 Jerome Grey             3:52:27 Red Fire
53 Gustavo Agostino        3:54:53 Red Fire
 — Nero Mazzola                DNF Central Express
   Luca Silvestri              DNF Central Express
   Gustavo Fusco               DNF Red Fire
   Salvador Perez              DNF Central Express
   Aaron Franklin              DNF Red Fire
   Samuele Gatti               DNF Red Fire
   Nicolas Rosado              DNF Red Fire

Reasons for DNF               Total
Couldn't afford Train ticket  3
Couldn't Poop                 1
Couldn't Yodel for 30 minutes 1
Flushed Toilet After Pooping  1
Heart Attack                  1
                              7

Stage 4
 1 Arturo Enriquez           17:20.13 Boat
 2 Neville Lane              27:21.50 Ferry
 3 Raymond Franklin          27:35.91 Ferry
 4 Claudio Vozzo             27:39.97 Ferry
 5 Donato Pineda             27:44.62 Ferry
 6 Daniel Robertson          27:45.38 Ferry
 7 Adone Niccoli             27:53.46 Ferry
 8 Graziano Agostino         27:54.79 Ferry
 9 Faustino Diaz             27:55.47 Ferry
10 Miguel Aguirre            28:01.18 Ferry
11 Vito Mendez               28:01.55 Ferry
12 Will Allen                28:03.80 Ferry
13 Inigo Abrego              28:04.68 Ferry
14 Fausto Quiroz             28:05.53 Ferry
15 Blake Andrews             28:06.51 Ferry
16 Massimo Gatto             28:06.53 Ferry
17 Eli Perkins               28:07.79 Ferry
18 William Chapman           28:07.81 Ferry
19 Severino Tejada           28:08.40 Ferry
20 Jerome Grey               28:08.92 Ferry
21 Gennaro Sorrentino        28:10.16 Ferry
22 Luigi D'Isabella          28:10.49 Ferry
23 Cristiano Gardello        28:10.95 Ferry
24 Casey Chapman             28:12.18 Ferry
25 Norman Prince             28:13.09 Ferry
26 Leandro Lombardi          28:13.17 Ferry
27 Hilario Abrego            28:15.97 Ferry
28 Sean Baird                28:17.45 Ferry
29 Amaranto Arana            28:20.37 Ferry
30 Sergio Tedesco            28:21.17 Ferry
31 Marco Perez               28:21.56 Ferry
32 Shawn Nolan               28:23.82 Ferry
33 Gregario Pellegrino       28:25.17 Ferry
34 Gustavo Agostino          28:26.40 Ferry
35 Carlos Paredes            28:27.71 Ferry
36 Valentin Fernandez        28:36.13 Ferry
37 Nicolas Arriaga           28:38.26 Ferry
38 Rory Brennan              28:38.54 Ferry
39 Ralph Grey                28:39.46 Ferry
40 Luis Delgado              28:40.90 Ferry
41 Kenneth Campbell          28:42.15 Ferry
42 Aurelio Costa             28:42.16 Ferry
43 Robin Foster              28:42.41 Ferry
44 Matthew McLeod            28:46.17 Ferry
45 Rupert Johnson            28:47.06 Ferry
46 Nicholas Atkinson         28:47.55 Ferry
47 Massimo Rinaldi           28:50.00 Ferry
48 Sebastian Henriquez       28:50.04 Ferry
49 Vincent Cole              28:52.27 Ferry
50 Miguel Abrego             28:53.21 Ferry
51 Isaiah Reid               29:03.17 Ferry
52 Silvestre Lugo            29:15.85 Ferry
 — Vincent North                  DNF Boat

Reasons for DNF Total
Drowned         1
                1

Competitor		Stage 1		Stage 2		Stage 3		Stage 4		Total
Isaiah Reid		0:30:47.362	8:43:41.000	2:33:11.000	0:29:03.170	12:16:42.532   CHAMPION
Arturo Enriquez		0:30:53.267	9:02:07.000	2:39:11.000	0:17:20.130	12:29:31.397
Inigo Abrego		0:31:00.147	8:56:31.000	2:35:33.000	0:28:04.680	12:31:08.827
Sergio Tedesco		0:31:00.031	8:54:29.000	2:38:46.000	0:28:21.170	12:32:36.201
Aurelio Costa		0:30:48.673	9:00:19.000	2:35:14.000	0:28:42.160	12:35:03.833
Faustino Diaz		0:30:52.119	9:03:42.000	2:34:37.000	0:27:55.470	12:37:06.589
Carlos Paredes		0:30:56.586	8:53:47.000	2:44:22.000	0:28:27.710	12:37:33.296
Valentin Fernandez	0:31:04.016	9:03:49.000	2:34:08.000	0:28:36.130	12:37:37.146
Rory Brennan		0:30:58.256	9:04:04.000	2:34:47.000	0:28:38.540	12:38:27.796
Miguel Aguirre		0:30:50.381	9:02:53.000	2:39:54.000	0:28:01.180	12:41:38.561
Sebastian Henriquez	0:30:59.408	9:06:51.000	2:35:11.000	0:28:50.040	12:41:51.448
Rupert Johnson		0:30:49.009	9:09:56.000	2:33:24.000	0:28:47.060	12:42:56.069
Nicholas Atkinson	0:30:59.529	9:00:56.000	2:42:43.000	0:28:47.550	12:43:26.079
Neville Lane		0:30:51.454	9:02:23.000	2:43:10.000	0:27:21.500	12:43:45.954
Ralph Grey		0:31:10.175	9:03:43.000	2:41:24.000	0:28:39.460	12:44:56.635
Graziano Agostino	0:30:46.590	9:01:04.000	2:46:38.000	0:27:54.790	12:46:23.380
Vincent Cole		0:30:57.076	9:04:03.000	2:42:49.000	0:28:52.270	12:46:41.346
Nicolas Arriaga		0:31:06.148	9:04:03.000	2:44:30.000	0:28:38.260	12:48:17.408
Fausto Quiroz		0:31:02.156	9:12:31.000	2:36:44.000	0:28:05.530	12:48:22.686
Sean Baird		0:31:08.499	9:12:54.000	2:36:33.000	0:28:17.450	12:48:52.949
Severino Tejada		0:31:07.097	9:14:27.000	2:37:06.000	0:28:08.400	12:50:48.497
Marco Perez		0:31:08.997	9:18:23.000	2:33:15.000	0:28:21.560	12:51:08.557
Cristiano Gardello	0:30:47.254	9:08:31.000	2:44:09.000	0:28:10.950	12:51:38.204
Vito Mendez		0:30:47.357	9:10:50.000	2:44:24.000	0:28:01.550	12:54:02.907
Gennaro Sorrentino	0:30:38.620	9:00:57.000	2:55:09.000	0:28:10.160	12:54:54.780
Blake Andrews		0:30:55.527	9:24:32.000	2:31:55.000	0:28:06.510	12:55:29.037
William Chapman		0:31:01.114	9:22:55.000	2:34:53.000	0:28:07.810	12:56:56.924
Matthew McLeod		0:30:56.677	8:55:44.000	3:05:54.000	0:28:46.170	13:01:20.847
Gregario Pellegrino	0:30:46.950	9:22:37.000	2:40:00.000	0:28:25.170	13:01:49.120
Luigi D'Isabella	0:30:51.553	9:22:35.000	2:41:41.000	0:28:10.490	13:03:18.043
Adone Niccoli		0:30:56.396	9:22:15.000	2:42:53.000	0:27:53.460	13:03:57.856
Massimo Rinaldi		0:30:58.373	9:23:38.000	2:40:37.000	0:28:50.000	13:04:03.373
Kenneth Campbell	0:30:36.290	9:24:49.000	2:42:08.000	0:28:42.150	13:06:15.440
Eli Perkins		0:30:49.919	9:24:36.000	2:43:38.000	0:28:07.790	13:07:11.709
Amaranto Arana		0:30:52.895	9:36:57.000	2:38:45.000	0:28:20.370	13:14:55.265
Leandro Lombardi	0:30:51.932	9:28:49.000	2:50:04.000	0:28:13.170	13:17:58.102
Donato Pineda		0:30:43.312	9:41:56.000	2:39:25.000	0:27:44.620	13:19:48.932
Luis Delgado		0:30:44.573	9:37:54.000	2:42:30.000	0:28:40.900	13:19:49.473
Robin Foster		0:31:09.177	9:11:26.000	3:15:59.000	0:28:47.060	13:27:21.237
Massimo Gatto		0:30:58.763	8:50:24.000	3:50:33.000	0:28:06.530	13:40:02.293
Hilario Abrego		0:30:58.378	8:56:58.000	3:47:54.000	0:28:15.970	13:44:06.348
Shawn Nolan		0:30:55.160	9:20:47.000	3:26:24.000	0:28:23.820	13:46:29.980
Norman Prince		0:30:52.012	9:11:44.000	3:37:29.000	0:28:13.090	13:48:18.102
Miguel Abrego		0:30:49.651	9:10:24.000	3:47:34.000	0:28:53.210	13:57:40.861
Raymond Franklin	0:31:02.427	9:14:12.000	3:47:51.000	0:27:35.910	14:00:41.337
Daniel Robertson	0:30:53.206	9:14:43.000	3:48:18.000	0:27:45.380	14:01:39.586
Silvestre Lugo		0:30:46.634	9:13:20.000	3:49:00.000	0:29:15.850	14:02:22.484
Casey Chapman		0:31:01.465	9:14:32.000	3:48:57.000	0:28:12.180	14:02:42.645
Claudio Vozzo		0:31:00.182	9:12:05.000	3:52:24.000	0:27:39.970	14:03:09.152
Jerome Grey		0:30:59.763	9:16:26.000	3:52:27.000	0:28:08.920	14:08:01.683
Gustavo Agostino	0:30:57.364	9:19:57.000	3:54:53.000	0:28:26.400	14:14:13.764
Will Allen		0:30:42.693	9:27:05.000	3:51:21.000	0:28:03.800	14:17:12.493