Chang: 4 + 2 = 6
You begin doing squats on the mat, and it is surprisingly easy. Your gym shorts are so comfortable, that you don't even feel like you're doing any work. You continue squatting as you feel yourself drifting further and further into dream land. Hours pass as you nap peacefully while squatting, but you eventually wake up. Feeling rested and relaxed, you check yourself out. Your muscles are massive. Apparently, you were doing this for even longer than you thought. However, there's something else, something wet and smelly. It seems that you were so comfortable that you lost control of your bowels. How shameful. Gain Strength +2! Luxurious Old Gym Shorts transforms into Soiled Luxurious Old Gym Shorts (Comfort +1, Coolness -1)!
Bob: 3
You leave the lab and enter the main hallway. Looking around, you see a lot of doors leading to who knows where but no convenient "You are here" map like they have at the mall. Perhaps, you'll need to expend a but more effort in your search.
Soy: 6 - 1 = 5
Picking ul the second pizza box, you begin rapidly folding it like some sort madperson on a mission. After only a few moments, you finish making a pair of sturdy combat boots, perfect for stepping on the throats of others. Gain Origami Combat Boots (Hiking +1, Kicking +1)!
Sallee: 2 - 3 = -1
You loudly shout out for someone to help you, begging and pleading for your problems to magically vanish. Your voice echoes off the walls of the lab, but there is otherwise silence. Then, just when you're about to give up, you hear something. It's quiet at first, but gradually gets louder until it becomes clear. The voice tells you that the only way to cleanse yourself is with fire. But then another voice appears and says that everyone else needs to be cleansed; purge them all! A third voice chimes in and says that you must abandon all technology, but a forth voice says to merge yourself with technology. More and more conflicting voices begin shouting at you until you finally let out a pained and tortured scream. The room becomes silent as Soy and Mag Yp turn to you incredulously. Then the voices start up again. Gain Schizophrenia!
Digby: 2
You look down the hallway towards the lab. Then you look at the locked door. Then you look at yourself. Back down the hall, back to the door, back too yourself. Then you look at the side door next to you, then back down the hall. Then you look up at the ceiling, then back at yourself. You keep looking all around, paralyzed by indecision.
Winthrop: Computer Science +2, Self Harm +1, Lying -1, Meatbag Empathy -1
Titles: Gutter Trash
Acheivements: Singularity (Become an AI)
Special Abilities: Mind Partition (Two Actions, Intelligence -2)
Influence: Laboratory Room, Main Hallway, Medbay, Elevator (1st, 2nd levels), Mess Hall, Crew Quarters (All), Guest Quarters, Air Lock, Gym, Side Hallway, Weapon Requisitions, Back Hallway, Hangar Bay
Bio-Android:
Hand 1: Empty
Hand 2: Empty
Body: Naked
Special Abilities: Repairing Nanites (Regeneration+)
Location: Mess Hall
Soy: Capsaicin Resistance +1, Nausea Resistance +1, Computer Use -1, Strength -1
Titles: Jizz Janitor
Hand 1: Severed Head Boxing Glove (Attack +1)
Hand 2: Origami Combat Boots (Hiking +1, Kicking +1)
Body: Courageous Greasy Origami Pith Helmet (Coolness +1, Courage +1); Too Small Bra (Comfort -1, Epistemological Religiosity +1)
Moderately Injured
Fatigued
Pod #2: Current Data
Location: Laboratory
Chang: Dumb Luck +2, Persuasion (Soy) +2, Strength +2, Trustworthiness -1
Titles: Former Assistant Spanish Professor
Hand 1: Empty
Hand 2: Empty
Body: Pillow Tunic (Squishiness +1), Soiled Luxurious Old Gym Shorts (Comfort +1, Coolness -1)
Special Abilities: Invisibility (Stealth +2, Self Awareness -1)
Pod #3: Current Data
Location: Gym
Sallee: Lying +2, Stealth +1, Computer Science +1, Math -1, Morality -1, Strength -1
Titles: Sallee the Silvertongue
Hand 1: Empty
Hand 2: Empty
Body: Little Black Dress (Sex Appeal +1, Regeneration) <Fused>
Special Abilities: Loose Grip (Can drop items as a free action)
Mental Injuries: Chronic Insomnia, Spacial Confusion, Schizophrenia
Pod #7: Current Data <Trapped>
Location: Laboratory
Digby: Genetic Engineering +2, Corpse Crafting +1
Titles: Domestic Terrorist
Hand 1: <Broken>
Hand 2: Empty
Body: Naked
Mutations: Gazelle Antlers (Attractiveness -1); Zebra Stripes (Hiding +2); Rabbit Legs (Jumping +2, Running +1, Balancing -1)
Moderately Injured
Pod #8: Current Data <Upgraded>
Location: Main Hallway
Bob: Electrical Resistance +1
Titles: Compulsive Custodian
Hand 1: Empty
Hand 2: Empty
Body: Professional Ship Uniform (Name Badge)
Pod #4: Current Data
Location: Main Hallway
Mag Yp: Bullet Resistance +1
Titles: Dumpster Diver
Hand 1: Glass Knife (Cutting +1)
Hand 2: Empty
Body: Naked
Pod #5: Current Data
Location: Laboratory
