WAR.

[Zhan Dembian]

h̸͕͖͙͉̩̩̩̔̑̌͂̚e͉̹͘l̶͕̞̖l̘̗̘͚̤̦̍́ͮͦ̉o̻̟͓͎̟̭ͭͯ ̛̺̆̃ͬ͊ͤ͒n̟͇͉a͇͈̠͈ͨͩ̍t͈̩͉̔̄̈͒͐̚̚i̗̳͉͉̟̓̌ͮ̏ǫ̣̥̮ͬ͂̐ͨ͗n͖̟̑ͫ̔͗̌͟š͛҉ ̷̹̦̳͖͚̉o̢̩̝̖̼̭͑̓͑̌̽ͨ̚f̦̭̦ͯ̓̓͑ͭ̇ ̬̜͔̠̇́̓ͯ̅̋ͭ́t̺̫͖̲̬͕̓ͮ́ͭ͛ͪ̿h̗͈͚͓̘̏͑̏e̹͚̺͇͎̝̐ͣͥ͠ ̜͎̥ͦͬ͠w̸̮̯͈̣ȍ̲̠̹͕̬̯͔͜r̨͓͕̘l̫̰͕̽͊ͣ͌͂ḓ̩̬̰̤̖̓ͬ̏͑͐ͦ͟.ͥͥͬ̓ͬ̓ͫ҉̗͙͇͔̯̹̞ ͖̰͓̰͕ͣͦͤ̓ị̜̬̓ͅ ̦̰̽̈͑̋́a҉̞͖̙̞m̪̹̜̱͈̖ ̛̮̰̝̫̇̂ͭͩͬͯh҉̻̻ẹ̎͂͆̋͛́r̴̙̗̞̪͔̝̟e̜ ̜̋t̸̏̑̂͛ͥo̹͛͗̓̄͊ͯ͐͝ ̙̠͇̹̱̀̎ͩ̍a̧̺̞͂̾̎n̳̯ń̺͈̺̬͓ͪ̂͢o̵͔̱̹̊̈́̑͋̏̚u̻̬͐̇̓͌̾ͅn͊̒c͓̠̭͕̱̦ͩͥ́e͜ ̘̺ŵ͛a̺̗̰͊ͭͭ͛͝ŕ͔ ̼̪́ͧ̈̒ͯ̃̐͝o̞̤͚̲̮̰̜̎ͥ̈n̵͙̻̞̱ͯ̋̑̅̆ ̜̬̘̤̙̖̍̎̏͑̑ë̴́̄ͮ͗v̛̳̟͊̑͛̽e͒̾̑͏͎͓̙̯̮r̤͙̙̤͆̒̑͞ỵ͎̹̒ͧ̈ ̍s͖̉͒̒ͩͣͦ̐͘ȋ̏̆͆̿͜ǹ̤̤ͣ͗ͫ̈́ͤ̈͟g͊̂̒̎l̮̳͢e̝͈̙̩̭ͫ̕ ̳̻͙̳̪̖̓͋ͮ́ń̥̠̠̯a̮̎ͣ͋͛͒ṱ̟̺̅͗͆̑̒̅ͪ͜i̻͓ͣ̐̈̿ͪͯ̌ơ̳̳̌ͩͪ̄͛͋n͈ͩͦͧ̽̾ͫ ̝͚̯͇ͅḯ̼̕n̸ͣ̆ͯ́̌̊ ̧̠͔̙͇̩̾ͮ̌̂́ͧt̢̻̤͓͇̓͂͆h̪̘̪̦̖͈ͤ̒̌̆͢ͅe̸͂̋̚ ̖͔͌̎̓̑ẉ̦̱̦͈̏̈͐ͧͩ̌͐ô̍̾͏̲̫̮̝̮̰͚r̞̩͉̗̞̗̻̎̄͊͂̊̽l̽̓͋̆͏̪̗̦ḓ̜̽̒͊̀ ̢̿ͤͦ̋̓̊ͭa͢s̿͌̍ͧs̹̠ͪ͑ͫ̆ͧͥ͞ȅ̒ͯm͎̮͉̣̘̘̩̋̇̋ͩ̏ͥb̫̥̘͓̳̲ͤ̌̐l̵͇͈̫̯͔̭͋ͣy͈̹̳̱̤ͪͅ.̮̻̘͕̫͐ͥͫͬ ͔̭̫͌̅͋̊ͤt̺͂̌ͦ͂̕h̰̀̚i͎̿̄̿̔ͩ̓s̰͈̮͍̃̇͠ ̥̝̓̓͐͛͆ͤ̂b̲̉̄͗e̽g̡̳̖i̛̘̘̤̜͈͔ǹ̤̪͚̦̭ͭ̈̈̂̾ͦͅs̪̫͙̫̟ ̰̟ͬ́n̵ͬͤ̊͆̏̚o̪̬̭̦̝ͧ͋̌̈ͨͥ̕w̷ͩ͒ͭ͂ͣ

[North Wellwood]

"uh sir, we have a declaration of war..."

"Yes? By who?"

"well, he basically declared war on every nation."

"Put it on my desk, ill read it later."

"Of course, sir."

He leaves the room...

and the president makes a paper airplane out of the letter and plays with it for the next hour...

[The United Artherian Federation]

"Who is this dumbass and why does he think that he can defeat us?"
"Don't know sir. All's we know it that he's declared war on all of the WA's members and that he's a Class-4 Dumbass."
"Ignore it."

[Greater Free Oceania]

"Madame President," begins president Granger's highest military adviser, Patrick Boudica, "A nation by the name of Zhan Dembian has declared war on every WA member state."
"Uh-huh, and is there any verifiable threat posed by this - What was it? - Zin Damvin?"
"It's Zhan Dembian, and no, ma'am, there doesn't seem to be."
"Then just ignore it."

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Democratic Exodian Territories
New Collective City “Government Strip”
Federal Chateau Bunker

Governor Shang hurried down to a planning room, accompanied by Director Carlos Bujeras, the leader of the Exodian Intelligence Ministry.

“All we know is that some dumbass that barely knows English handwriting and likes chick purple sent everyone in the WA a declaration of war.” Bujeras said to Shang.

“Well, we do want to reform the hella-corrupt WA, do we?” Shang laughed. “Get me on a terminal, I’ll send this bitch a response. If it’s spam, then it’s spam.”

He sat down at a metal desk with a keyboard, a large computer screen above him.

To: The Leader(s) of the Nation of Zhan Dembian
From: [ERROR: LACK OF SECURITY CLEARANCE; UNABLE TO DETECT]

Ur mum gay lol xddddddd

[Bienvenida]

"EL PRESIDENTE!"
"Si?"
"Some dumbass has declared war on us! And every other nation in existence!"
"Dios Mio!"

The president then continues his bath.

[Awitha]

“Grand master, we have received a declaration of war!”
“Throw it with the rest”
“Yes master”
“Wait”
“Did he say world assembly?”
“Yes”
“Oh, not our problem then”

The pile of war declarations will not reach the roof today...

[The Northeastern Confederation]

Minister of war: Mr president, a nation just declared war on us.
President Severino: What nation?
Minister of war: "the empire of zhan Debiam"
President Severino: are they big?
Minister of war: not remotely. but they seem to be pretty tough.
President Severino: what weapons they have?
Minister of war: I dunno, spears?
President Severino: Are they serious? You sure this isn't a prank?
Minister of war: It happened through oficial channels.
President Severino: alright, then nuke their capital, would ya.
Minister of war: yessir.

[Hammer Britannia]

"Ya'll made a huge mutharfukin' mistake"
-Dandi before ordering the immediate destruction of the Zhan Dembian in about 3 hours

[Piethrixia]

"sir we have a declaration of war." Who?". "some small country named Zhan Dembian"

"Launch Two. No One Retribution and prepare for an orbital bombardment."

One hour later Zhan Dembians capitol is a crater. Or tons of tine craters in the floor.

[Frisbeeteria]

*snip*

Don't use Zalgo text on this site. It's nothing but spam. Find another way to make yourself different.

[Battlefleet Retaliation]

ur mum gay lmao

-spambot Alpha-9-8-8-7

[Magic Nomadic Horses]

Since Magic Nomadic Horses is not a WA member, our national leadership (or lack of it) will gladly forget all of this happened (if we were a WA member it will ignore it anyway)

[Willania Imperium]

"Caesar! Caesar!?
"Ita?"
"A barbarian nation sent a cassus belli to every nation in the WA."
"What does the President think about this?"
"He's dismissed it and went to the bar."
"I'll do the same. If you must, send him a letter or something."
"Of course, Caesar."

...

Nos casum belli propulsant.

[Hatterleigh]

"Um, sir. We have received a declaration of war."

"From whom?"

"We... Don't know."

"Does it matter?"

"Erm...-"

"Mobilize troops. This should be over soon"

"Yes, Imperi- I mean president."

[Wieseme]

Lmao launch a cookiesade against them.
We will take Zhan Dembian!
crustulum vult
crustulum vult
crustulum vult

[Destructive Government Economic System]

OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE GREAT UNITER AND BEAST OF THE DGES

Due to the significance of this blatant declaration of war from the respective nation above, the Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES wishes to extend his words to the undertaker, who likely possesses a poor idea of what he has gotten himself, along with his entire nation, into:

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[Skippityboobopistan]

"lol wot"

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

"Queen Holly! We have a declaration of war from the outsiders..."

"What? Wait a minute, it's only for those organisations... in World Assembly. We are not in it!"

"Umm, do you remember Victoriaans Nederlands? Part of Valentine Z? If they are in this organisation, then all of us are, given that this planet that our dimension in is technically Valentine Z itself. Or they want to wage war on the nations not under the organisation too."

"Hmm, I see... Thank you very much, my loyal wisp. Don't worry, we will go into hiding, and they will get lost in this place anyway. Ignore them."

(Clarification: By third sentence, I mean that only ONE of my nations are in WA; the rest of the puppets are non-WA.
But IC-wise, all of them are roofed under Valentine Z, so effectively making all these nations under WA IC-ly
So, OOC, rule-abiding: 1 WA, 9 non-WA.
IC-wise, 8 of them in WA).

OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE GREAT UNITER AND BEAST OF THE DGES

Due to the significance of this blatant declaration of war from the respective nation above, the Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES wishes to extend his words to the undertaker, who likely possesses a poor idea of what he has gotten himself, along with his entire nation, into:

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(Image)

(If DGES is involved, the best course of action for you is to undeclare war on them and go home quietly.)

[Die PreuBen Kaiserreich]

"..Is this a joke?"
"No, Kaiser. Your son has indeed been sent this declaration of war."
"By... Zhen... Dynamite?"
"Zhan Dembian, mein Kaiser."
"Sure. I'll deal with it; set it on my desk."
"Of course, Kaiser."

Kaiser Hans Wolfe III then archives it in the Unidentified Mysterious Objects folder.

[Haustreland]

h̸͕͖͙͉̩̩̩̔̑̌͂̚e͉̹͘l̶͕̞̖l̘̗̘͚̤̦̍́ͮͦ̉o̻̟͓͎̟̭ͭͯ ̛̺̆̃ͬ͊ͤ͒n̟͇͉a͇͈̠͈ͨͩ̍t͈̩͉̔̄̈͒͐̚̚i̗̳͉͉̟̓̌ͮ̏ǫ̣̥̮ͬ͂̐ͨ͗n͖̟̑ͫ̔͗̌͟š͛҉ ̷̹̦̳͖͚̉o̢̩̝̖̼̭͑̓͑̌̽ͨ̚f̦̭̦ͯ̓̓͑ͭ̇ ̬̜͔̠̇́̓ͯ̅̋ͭ́t̺̫͖̲̬͕̓ͮ́ͭ͛ͪ̿h̗͈͚͓̘̏͑̏e̹͚̺͇͎̝̐ͣͥ͠ ̜͎̥ͦͬ͠w̸̮̯͈̣ȍ̲̠̹͕̬̯͔͜r̨͓͕̘l̫̰͕̽͊ͣ͌͂ḓ̩̬̰̤̖̓ͬ̏͑͐ͦ͟.ͥͥͬ̓ͬ̓ͫ҉̗͙͇͔̯̹̞ ͖̰͓̰͕ͣͦͤ̓ị̜̬̓ͅ ̦̰̽̈͑̋́a҉̞͖̙̞m̪̹̜̱͈̖ ̛̮̰̝̫̇̂ͭͩͬͯh҉̻̻ẹ̎͂͆̋͛́r̴̙̗̞̪͔̝̟e̜ ̜̋t̸̏̑̂͛ͥo̹͛͗̓̄͊ͯ͐͝ ̙̠͇̹̱̀̎ͩ̍a̧̺̞͂̾̎n̳̯ń̺͈̺̬͓ͪ̂͢o̵͔̱̹̊̈́̑͋̏̚u̻̬͐̇̓͌̾ͅn͊̒c͓̠̭͕̱̦ͩͥ́e͜ ̘̺ŵ͛a̺̗̰͊ͭͭ͛͝ŕ͔ ̼̪́ͧ̈̒ͯ̃̐͝o̞̤͚̲̮̰̜̎ͥ̈n̵͙̻̞̱ͯ̋̑̅̆ ̜̬̘̤̙̖̍̎̏͑̑ë̴́̄ͮ͗v̛̳̟͊̑͛̽e͒̾̑͏͎͓̙̯̮r̤͙̙̤͆̒̑͞ỵ͎̹̒ͧ̈ ̍s͖̉͒̒ͩͣͦ̐͘ȋ̏̆͆̿͜ǹ̤̤ͣ͗ͫ̈́ͤ̈͟g͊̂̒̎l̮̳͢e̝͈̙̩̭ͫ̕ ̳̻͙̳̪̖̓͋ͮ́ń̥̠̠̯a̮̎ͣ͋͛͒ṱ̟̺̅͗͆̑̒̅ͪ͜i̻͓ͣ̐̈̿ͪͯ̌ơ̳̳̌ͩͪ̄͛͋n͈ͩͦͧ̽̾ͫ ̝͚̯͇ͅḯ̼̕n̸ͣ̆ͯ́̌̊ ̧̠͔̙͇̩̾ͮ̌̂́ͧt̢̻̤͓͇̓͂͆h̪̘̪̦̖͈ͤ̒̌̆͢ͅe̸͂̋̚ ̖͔͌̎̓̑ẉ̦̱̦͈̏̈͐ͧͩ̌͐ô̍̾͏̲̫̮̝̮̰͚r̞̩͉̗̞̗̻̎̄͊͂̊̽l̽̓͋̆͏̪̗̦ḓ̜̽̒͊̀ ̢̿ͤͦ̋̓̊ͭa͢s̿͌̍ͧs̹̠ͪ͑ͫ̆ͧͥ͞ȅ̒ͯm͎̮͉̣̘̘̩̋̇̋ͩ̏ͥb̫̥̘͓̳̲ͤ̌̐l̵͇͈̫̯͔̭͋ͣy͈̹̳̱̤ͪͅ.̮̻̘͕̫͐ͥͫͬ ͔̭̫͌̅͋̊ͤt̺͂̌ͦ͂̕h̰̀̚i͎̿̄̿̔ͩ̓s̰͈̮͍̃̇͠ ̥̝̓̓͐͛͆ͤ̂b̲̉̄͗e̽g̡̳̖i̛̘̘̤̜͈͔ǹ̤̪͚̦̭ͭ̈̈̂̾ͦͅs̪̫͙̫̟ ̰̟ͬ́n̵ͬͤ̊͆̏̚o̪̬̭̦̝ͧ͋̌̈ͨͥ̕w̷ͩ͒ͭ͂ͣ

What about ń̥̠̠̯a̮̎ͣ͋͛͒ṱ̟̺̅͗͆̑̒̅ͪ͜i̻͓ͣ̐̈̿ͪͯ̌ơ̳̳̌ͩͪ̄͛͋n͈ͩͦͧ̽̾ͫs that are not ̝͚̯͇ͅḯ̼̕n̸ͣ̆ͯ́̌̊ ̧̠͔̙͇̩̾ͮ̌̂́ͧt̢̻̤͓͇̓͂͆h̪̘̪̦̖͈ͤ̒̌̆͢ͅe̸͂̋̚ ̖͔͌̎̓̑ẉ̦̱̦͈̏̈͐ͧͩ̌͐ô̍̾͏̲̫̮̝̮̰͚r̞̩͉̗̞̗̻̎̄͊͂̊̽l̽̓͋̆͏̪̗̦ḓ̜̽̒͊̀ ̢̿ͤͦ̋̓̊ͭa͢s̿͌̍ͧs̹̠ͪ͑ͫ̆ͧͥ͞ȅ̒ͯm͎̮͉̣̘̘̩̋̇̋ͩ̏ͥb̫̥̘͓̳̲ͤ̌̐l̵͇͈̫̯͔̭͋ͣy͈̹̳̱̤ͪͅ?