Right Wing Discussion Thread XI: It's Okay To Be Right

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Very lightly.

How many newtons of force is 'very lightly'?

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

[Blanco-Campeon]

Give her a slightly-too-vigorous massage.

Oof. Ouch. Owie. My shoulders.

Just enough for there to be a Roblox *oof*

[Reikoku]

The fuck is “very lightly”?

Well it's simple really, you just very lightly punch her in the jaw when she's disobedient.

Gently dislocate her shoulder.

[Mujahidah]

How many newtons of force is 'very lightly'?

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

Or, to my preference, you could just not hit your spouse at all.....

[El-Amin Caliphate]

The fuck is “very lightly”?

Well it's simple really, you just very lightly punch her in the jaw when she's disobedient.

How lightly? And what's disobedient meaning here?

[Sovaal]

The fuck is “very lightly”?

Well it's simple really, you just very lightly punch her in the jaw when she's disobedient.

Should I give her very light bruising and bone fractures to remind her as well?

[Blanco-Campeon]

How many newtons of force is 'very lightly'?

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

>toothbrush force

wat

[Sovaal]

Well it's simple really, you just very lightly punch her in the jaw when she's disobedient.

How lightly? And what's disobedient meaning here?

You tell us.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Well it's simple really, you just very lightly punch her in the jaw when she's disobedient.

How lightly? And what's disobedient meaning here?

I don't fucking know because I'm not the one that believes this garbage.

[Mujahidah]

Oof. Ouch. Owie. My shoulders.

Just enough for there to be a Roblox *oof*

Light chastisement

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

>toothbrush force

wat

I told you it was lightly.

[Sovaal]

How many newtons of force is 'very lightly'?

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

How about ‘not at all’. How about instead people fucking talk and we don’t fucking hit each other?

[Salus Maior]

:|

Give her a slightly-too-vigorous massage.

You sure that's a punishment?

[Albrenia]

How many newtons of force is 'very lightly'?

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

I'd advise sticking to 'no hitting at all'. Even if it is permitted by one's faith, it's generally better not to hit people without REALLY good reason. Also it makes one sound like one supports beating one's spouse, and that feeds into a lot of negative opinions.

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Idk. But it's siwak-level force. A siwak is a very old, ancient version of a toothbrush. And even if you're gonna use that, you shouldn't do it excessively and not so much force.

I'd advise sticking to 'no hitting at all'. Even if it is permitted by one's faith, it's generally better not to hit people without REALLY good reason. Also it makes one sound like one supports beating one's spouse, and that feeds into a lot of negative opinions.

Of course. What I'm talking about is a last resort.

[Blanco-Campeon]

>toothbrush force

wat

I told you it was lightly.

it is almost crazy to make that level of distinction

"You see, I hit my wife, but I'm pretty sure a toothbrush would've done more damage, so we're good"

[Mujahidah]

I'd advise sticking to 'no hitting at all'. Even if it is permitted by one's faith, it's generally better not to hit people without REALLY good reason. Also it makes one sound like one supports beating one's spouse, and that feeds into a lot of negative opinions.

Of course. What I'm talking about is a last resort.

Last resort? In what context is it ever appropriate to hit your spouse?

[Old Tyrannia]

I didn't think the Mickey Mouse one was real. This is fantastic.

It's very real

From Wikipedia:

Munajjid called for restricting people's speech and disallowing the criticism of Islam stating that "freedom of speech" might lead to "freedom of belief".

Letting people believe what they want? God forbid.

[Washington Resistance Army]

I'd advise sticking to 'no hitting at all'. Even if it is permitted by one's faith, it's generally better not to hit people without REALLY good reason. Also it makes one sound like one supports beating one's spouse, and that feeds into a lot of negative opinions.

Of course. What I'm talking about is a last resort.

Yeah, as long as the bitch is never disobedient you won't have to hit her

[Questers]

There's nothing wrong with beatings.

It's not about whether people deserve to be beaten. It's just that some people need to be beaten.

Of course, I am against a man laying a hand on a woman (other than in self defence.)

[El-Amin Caliphate]

I told you it was lightly.

it is almost crazy to make that level of distinction

"You see, I hit my wife, but I'm pretty sure a toothbrush would've done more damage, so we're good"

What?

[Albrenia]

It's very real

From Wikipedia:

Munajjid called for restricting people's speech and disallowing the criticism of Islam stating that "freedom of speech" might lead to "freedom of belief".

Letting people believe what they want? God forbid.

Most Gods did forbid that. Well, most monotheistic ones anyway.

[Blanco-Campeon]

I'd advise sticking to 'no hitting at all'. Even if it is permitted by one's faith, it's generally better not to hit people without REALLY good reason. Also it makes one sound like one supports beating one's spouse, and that feeds into a lot of negative opinions.

Of course. What I'm talking about is a last resort.

>last resort

"you see! I was all out of options! She was begging for the toothbrush!"

[Questers]

If you beat your spouse you are a buffoon.

[Sovaal]

I'd advise sticking to 'no hitting at all'. Even if it is permitted by one's faith, it's generally better not to hit people without REALLY good reason. Also it makes one sound like one supports beating one's spouse, and that feeds into a lot of negative opinions.

Of course. What I'm talking about is a last resort.

“Last resort”.

You’re not exactly helping your position here.