Kioshima invades arumdaum (closed, mt)

[Kioshima]

Kioshima is a nation in europe near tiandi. It has a population of 7.439 billion.

Nuclear tests were carried out to start the nuclear program.. but the world superpower ARUMDAUM decided to implace sanctions on kioshima. So we declared WAR.

10000 B52 bombers are on the way to destroy jeongmi. 50000000 warriors are landing on arumdaum beaches now.

[Amazonian Fifth Legion]

hi i'm aliens

i'll help u just ask

~emperor duke "bernie sanders" nukem

[Kioshima]

hi i'm aliens

i'll help u just ask

~emperor duke "bernie sanders" nukem

sorry this is a serious rp please do not disrupt it

[Bulgaria]

Bulgaria is a Slavic nation in Europe. We have almost 3 billion people, but we are proud warriors with military tradition.

We are against nukes, and so we spend 5,000,000 of our special forces to the capital of Kioshima to invade them and overthrow their government with one that is free and democratic, or part of the Bulgarian Empire.

[Amazonian Fifth Legion]

hi i'm aliens

i'll help u just ask

~emperor duke "bernie sanders" nukem

sorry this is a serious rp please do not disrupt it

I'm serious though

[Arumdaum]

President Kim had heard something in the distance. Upon listening closely, he could discern it clearly: an invasion from the sandal-wearing barbarians of Kioshima.

Kim personally walked to the beaches, his muscles bulging from his heavily-refined 204 cm-tall body. He grabbed all 10,000 of Kioshima's bombers and ate them, growing even larger in the process.

Soldiers, I know who is behind this invasion! It is the forces of the land called Toishima!

All 15 billion Arumdaun emerged from their previous activities and began to walk step in step to President Kim's command. Without noticing, they had crushed all five million soldiers sent from Kioshima by simply walking over them.

Where is the invasion? Arumdaum collectively wondered. But it soon realized that no force in the world could match Arumdaum's massive might and glory. Next would be the invasion of Kioshima, which was located far away on a set of islands.

President Kim went to the coast and began to walk on the surface of the water. When the soldiers saw him walking on the ocean, they were terrified. “It’s a ghost,” they said, and cried out in fear.

But Kim immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.”

“Mr. President, if it’s you,” the people of Arumdaum collectively replied, “tell me to come to you on the water.”

“Come,” he said.

Then the people of Arumdaum went toward the beach, walked on the water and came toward Kim. But when they saw the wind, they were afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out in a single chorus, “Mr. President, save me!”

Immediately President Kim reached out his hand and caught all 15 billion of his citizens. “You of little faith,” he said, “why did you doubt?”

Soon all of them had crossed the ocean and had landed in Kioshima. On their first sight of President Kim, all of the women immediately fell in love with President Kim due to his devilishly handsome looks, his tall physique, and his near-superhuman strength and muscles. Many young maidens were impregnated from just looking into his eyes. A mass exodus of women from Toishima soon began to follow as well, as well as all those attracted to men in general.

"I do not discriminate against the LGBT+ community," said President Kim.

Finally, Kim arrived in Akakiri City. He swiped away all opposition with the movement of his hands and pulled in the leader of Kioshima with his mastery of the Force. Immediately, he forced their leader to get down on his knees and submit in a way that was fitting for the sandal barbarians. As he impaled himself on President Kim's ten-foot long sword, tears flew out of Kioshima's leader's eyes as his wife and daughter clung lovingly onto President Kim.

Next?

Toishima.

[Sabara]

Meanwhile, in Meisaan, Prime Minister Tong Meili knew that it was time to invade Jeongmi, because President Kim was away fighting the Kioshimans.

Prime Minister Tong stopped to make sure that the electricity crackling in her mane of black hair was still working, before personally calling the Gay Cabal of Tiandi to assist her in the invasion.

Slowly, the troupe made its way north- Prime Minister Tong led the way, her 10ft tall frame towering above the others. She stepped over the mountain range between Meisaan and Jeongmi. The Jeongmian military tried to stop her, but they were useless without President Kim- she easily destroyed every single minuscule plane with either the lighting from her hair or her unearthly strong and tall legs.

Along the way, she began converting millions of Jeongmians to gayness. Soon, she was only 5 meters away from Hapcheon, President Kim's seat of power....

[Arumdaum]

A small bird landed on President Kim's shoulder, whispering softly into his ear. "President Kim, they have come. The Tiandi Illuminati Gay Cabal is turning all the Jeongmians gay, as if they are frogs."

President Kim snapped back.

"They are not amphibians. They are reptilians, you dotard. However, you are correct. This is an issue we cannot dismiss. We must address this soon."

He stood up and relieved himself of being pleasured by the Kioshimans. He began to address all eighteen billion of his people. They had grown by three billion since due to the generosity of President Kim.

"People of Arumdaum, there is something I must attend to in our puppet-state of Jeongmi. They are in need of help! However, this is something I must go about alone. Stay here! Do not follow me while I thrust myself into this dangerous journey. I will return."

"We trust you, Mr. President," the people of Arumdaum collectively replied, "please stay safe." All the men, women, and non-binary people of Arumdaum immediately burst into tears as President Kim turned away towards Jeongmi.

President Kim once again crossed the water, making gargantuan strides with his massive, muscular body as he made his way to Jeongmi. There, he saw the Prime Minister of Meissan, Tong Meili--a panda in the guise of a human to control the Meisaanis--now turning the helpless citizens of Jeongmi gay.

It was time for President Kim to take action.

In one massive sweep, President Kim simultaneously shone his light upon all the remaining non-gay Jeongmians, turning everyone in the country gay. Those within another 420 kilometers of the nation's borders were also affected by the blast, turning them bi or at the very least questioning.

"No homo."

President Kim had finally completed his task. He smacked his lips and the serious, manly frown on his face slowly turned into an expressive grin. This was the most momentous task he had succeeded in, greater than his legendary conquest of Kioshima.

And deep down, he knew there was more to come.

"No homo," he repeated.