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Dawetid
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Posts: 467
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

The AN becomes real, your reaction (OOC)

Postby Dawetid » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:24 am

As the title says.
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:
Q/A | Embassy Programme
Phrase of the week:
ညာႇကွားသာ်ႉ၊ မးဝူႇယီႊချိုဗျေ့တ်ႇ။
Ñā̀ k̆vā́ są̌, mávū̀ jī̃ k̆ʹjōb̆jèt.
(If I die(d), there won’t/wouldn’t be a difference.)
  • Roses are red, you're a nice fella;
    Od Bihaća do Petrovca sela.
  • Sometimes I can’t express well with words, so I use music.
  • If a particular user continues to get on my nerves, I will intentionally skip it in f7.
မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: PB: Exploration has reached into an abandoned site, uncovered to be a grave for soldiers from the Socialist regime. Residents nearby are shocked, and calling for its demolition. "They gave us no human rights, so they deserve none"

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3254
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:33 pm

Hmmm. Interesting. Not that I would wanna live there...
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All cars from "Roberto Motors" 10% discount.

Refreshing News:
A group of emos and goths was spotted in New Sodom./ Some guy in Skyhooked city did Ice Bucket Challenge/ A group of wounded and amlnourished villagers came to Petit Lyon. Claimed, that they have escaped extermination forces of Vicarius Dei Edgar. After few hours, they disappeared. Looks like we have multiple temporal anomalies.

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Greater Gilead
Diplomat
 
Posts: 688
Founded: May 25, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Gilead » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:35 pm

Did that US just change its name?
Before jumping to conclusions, look at my FAQ fact book. FAQ here:FAQ Ask Questions Here
Proudly violating WA resolutions since May 25, 2017!Visit The Republic of Gilead!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.
Quotes I like:
Deropia wrote:Jason can't help but laugh as the scotch bottle, followed soon after by the pie, fly through the air of the chamber. "Ah, this place may be a mad-house...but its the best damn posting I've ever had...".

The Bible Baptist Republic wrote:Ambassador Conklin reads the proposal, blinks twice, and mutters "There ain't enough whiskey to deal with this crap."

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 263
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Stanier » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:36 pm

Skyhooked:
"Dios mio, un país anárquico, será un desastre" (My god, an anarchic country, it will be a disaster) - Me

AN:
"OK, I might be an authoritarian but at least I loosen up every once in a while"
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Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Rear shock absorbers: Blown. *Sees price*... CHILE HERE I COME!

Stanierian News Broadcasting:

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The Royal Empire of the Lemons
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Sep 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Royal Empire of the Lemons » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:37 pm

Skyhooked
It would be pretty cool, but I doubt the international community would be accepting.

EDIT: Double Ninja'd
Stanier:
I would kinda like to live there:
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A 12 civilization, according to this index
An N14 civilization, according to this index
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King: Finn Lemon
Ambassador to the WA: Angelina Noel
Minister of Defense: Otto Cooper

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Hammer Britannia
Minister
 
Posts: 3321
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hammer Britannia » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:38 pm

"Oh, OK." "plz no invasion"
-Meself

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Russian Empire- » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:39 pm

''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi

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Human Sacred Theocracy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Feb 19, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Human Sacred Theocracy » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

The nation is so godless that it should become the next crusade's target...

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3254
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Russian Empire- wrote:''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi


"Blyat, I am dead meat."(Cuz I live in Ukraine.)

Ninjad'
"Same. May God have mercy upon my sorry ass."
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All cars from "Roberto Motors" 10% discount.

Refreshing News:
A group of emos and goths was spotted in New Sodom./ Some guy in Skyhooked city did Ice Bucket Challenge/ A group of wounded and amlnourished villagers came to Petit Lyon. Claimed, that they have escaped extermination forces of Vicarius Dei Edgar. After few hours, they disappeared. Looks like we have multiple temporal anomalies.

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Goverwal
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 178
Founded: Jul 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goverwal » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Russian Empire- wrote:''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi

Nothing new here...

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UTZZY
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Aug 04, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby UTZZY » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:45 pm

Oh dear World, how have you fallen so low? Hmm...
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|DEUS VULT|
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Our army⚔️*. \(º -(º -(º - º)- º)- º)/ .*✉️The IAPA
|+PLVS+|====♔ Patriae ⚐ ✞ Devs ✞ ⚖ Ivstitia =====|¡VLTRA!|

UTZZY NEWS: IAPA (International Authoritarian Proposal Alliance) has now 4 members, the region Spanish State has been liberated by our Internal Army-|-”The European Parliament is beeing re-built becouse the actual one is pure shit” Says The Generalissimo of Spain and President of Europe-|-Weird looking boicot is beeing taken agaisnt our Generalissimo, does anybody know who is Cameroon Chocolate?

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Russian Empire- » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:46 pm

''Well, crap. At least I don't live there.''
Moi

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 263
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Stanier » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:47 pm

"Coño, I feel sorry for the europeans" - Mua
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Rear shock absorbers: Blown. *Sees price*... CHILE HERE I COME!

Stanierian News Broadcasting:

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3254
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:52 pm

That actually may be interesting. Heck, maybe I will want to visit it.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All cars from "Roberto Motors" 10% discount.

Refreshing News:
A group of emos and goths was spotted in New Sodom./ Some guy in Skyhooked city did Ice Bucket Challenge/ A group of wounded and amlnourished villagers came to Petit Lyon. Claimed, that they have escaped extermination forces of Vicarius Dei Edgar. After few hours, they disappeared. Looks like we have multiple temporal anomalies.

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Estlobies
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Estlobies » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:58 pm

Huh. So the American conservatives finally up-and-left, huh?
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Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart, Slavery, Vexillology
Anti: Consistency, Infidels, Logic, Stupid Bullshit
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I’m thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn’t work.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:02 am

''Well, sh*t.''
Moi.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Zitravgrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 847
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:23 am

"Providence save us! We are screwed to the next level. :o "
- Nappy
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
Leaders | Playlist | Travel Guide | Q&A | Embassy
Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a mid-PMT nation following state capitalism with tyranny of the educated elites. It lies upon a tundra wasteland ruined by nuclear war, in a post-steampunk anachronistic universe. It is expecting an election in December 2018. The flag is obviously OOC. Our national animal is majestic af.
Kremlin's Press: A wolf found with half a watermelon, Zitravgradian internet shares the picture for good luck. | Animal rights activists propose banning hunting outside the zones as well as whaling.
Quotes and Context: -- "Zitravgradian Navy does not exist to protect fishing industry. Fishing industry is an extension of the Navy. No fishing boat is unarmed. "

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 263
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Stanier » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:34 am

"Coño, Putin ain't gonna be too pleased with Zitrav's presence" - Lima
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Rear shock absorbers: Blown. *Sees price*... CHILE HERE I COME!

Stanierian News Broadcasting:

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Nationales Deutsches Reich
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:37 am

"Ah, the perfect place to get a vacation. I want to meet this Drumpf man and that is it."
~ Reza
German Reich
Out of Character | Overview | President | Set in: 1934

Born out of the ruins of the decadent Weimar Republic, a Third Reich was proclaimed in Germany in 1934 after an election that saw the rise of the DNVP into power. With Germany in shatters, the fervent nationalist Erhard Falkenrath has led the deprived nation into a new era of prosperity and national salvation.

Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung: SA and RFB thugs clashed with each other in Munich before being dispersed by the Bavarian police | Politician from Westphalia commits suicide before an investigation regarding corruption could take place.

Zufällige Scheiße (OOC): "Go commit die, libtards"

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Reorganized National Government of China
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Reorganized National Government of China » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:42 am

''Well, at least better than Third Reich.''
Moi

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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 465
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Metcalfer2 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:53 am

"We'll, God Emperor Xi didn't last long"
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:53 am

"Why is Russia acting like they came out of the Red Alert games?"
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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Wathar
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 17, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Wathar » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:56 am

What the shit are they putting in my water

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Tethys 13
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 461
Founded: Dec 05, 2007
New York Times Democracy

Postby Tethys 13 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:59 am

"Cool, go Celts!"
The Spacefaring Warrior Armada of Tethys 13
Population: >19 Billion
Leader: Mouha zho Starpiercer
We use NS stats, with some artistic license.

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Krasny-Volny
Minister
 
Posts: 2533
Founded: Nov 20, 2010
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Krasny-Volny » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:02 am

Spit out my coffee and thank my lucky stars I don't live there.
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The statement above is false.

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