Chill Beats: Online (O P E N)

by **Chill beats LLC** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:30 pm

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by **Chill beats LLC** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:31 pm

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by **Chill beats LLC** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:51 am

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The Rich Port
Ｎａｔｕｒｅ: Official station of
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by **Virtual Online** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:39 pm

p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: John Microsoft
Nation: Virtual Online
Mailing Address: 47 φ̵̩̼̽7̴̪̐a̷̪̠͆̄_̶̣̗̒Ь̴̥͑ Street, Ω̴̢̈́r̴̥̰͌:̶͓͆̋7̷̢̣͗"̴͉̼͌ dimension
Products: L I F E T I M E subscription, Macintosh +, Internet Explorer, 3x Compact Disk
Method of payment: Virtual check
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): Instant virtual conjuration

by **Chill beats LLC** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:44 pm

Virtual Online wrote:p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: John Microsoft
Nation: Virtual Online
Mailing Address: 47 φ̵̩̼̽7̴̪̐a̷̪̠͆̄_̶̣̗̒Ь̴̥͑ Street, Ω̴̢̈́r̴̥̰͌:̶͓͆̋7̷̢̣͗"̴͉̼͌ dimension
Products: L I F E T I M E subscription, Macintosh +, Internet Explorer, 3x Compact Disk
Method of payment: Virtual check
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): Instant virtual conjuration

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by **South Florida** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:56 pm

p u c h a s e - f o r m
Name:
Joseph M. Gonzalves, Director of Programming, South Florida Public Radio (SFPR)

Nation: South Florida
Mailing Address: 310 Clematis Street, WPB, SF, 33405

Products: 1 L I F E T I M E Subscription Package
1 copy "Three Three" by Dabrye
1 copy "F E E L I N G S" by NEOTIC
1 copy "a b a n d o n e d" by cabvno
1 copy "L O V E" by NEOTIC
1 copy "Vibes" by Kennedy

Method of payment: Government Cheque, totaling - Ƀ39.99
Delivery:
SFPOBox 091101
242 Wells Road
WPB, SF, 32789

by **Chill beats LLC** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:00 pm

South Florida wrote:
p u c h a s e - f o r m
Name:
Joseph M. Gonzalves, Director of Programming, South Florida Public Radio (SFPR)

Nation: South Florida
Mailing Address: 310 Clematis Street, WPB, SF, 33405

Products: 1 L I F E T I M E Subscription Package
1 copy "Three Three" by Dabrye
1 copy "F E E L I N G S" by NEOTIC
1 copy "a b a n d o n e d" by cabvno
1 copy "L O V E" by NEOTIC
1 copy "Vibes" by Kennedy

Method of payment: Government Cheque, totaling - Ƀ39.99
Delivery:
SFPOBox 091101
242 Wells Road
WPB, SF, 32789

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by **The Rich Port** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:53 pm

Ｈｉ，　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｊｕｓｔ　Ｍｏｎｉｋａ，　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｍｙ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　ｒａｄｉｏ　ｓｔａｔｉｏｎ　ｇｉｆｔ　ｓｈｏｐ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｔｉｒｅ　
２４ｔｈ　ｄｉｍｅｎｓｉｏｎ！ゟ化ー欧案　凹ん英しラ為コチ育押夜浦　雨...

I am Monika Khaalida, and I am the Cacica (pronounced Ka-see-ka) of the Conglomerated Business Concern of the Federal Diversified Holdings of The Rich Port. The word Cacica means "head" in the indigenous Taino language, and was always given to the supreme ruler of The Rich Port, regardless of their ethnicity and race. As the representative of over 18 billion citizens in the cosmos, I have many roles, not only as an administrator, but as a soldier, an educator, a caretaker, and, most importantly, as a patron of the arts. As it turns out, quite a large selection of Rich Portians are in love with ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ. As a compu- I mean as a Rich Portian I am also a great fanatic!

Therefore, on behalf of the senate and people of The Rich Port, and as a lover of ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ, not only has The Rich Port pledged a share in Chill Beats LLC, but it would also like to be it's biggest customer by initiating Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza! In this event, every single gubernatorial employee shall be given a Limited Edition gift pack of every single item purchasable in the Chill Beats storefront! The gift pack includes a Lifetime membership to Chill Beats radio, a sick hoody, and... More!

So, uh... Hang on... Gimme a sec... If it's... 184 million employees... Times...
Gimme a sec folks... Roll the credits!

*Shipping and handling not included as part of Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza. Government employees shall have amount equal to S&H of a single gift pack deducate from yearly salary. Do not leave GameBoy Advance unattended unless looking to have it stolen by your bitch cousin and then having him pretend for 10 years that it was his all along forcing you to commit violence against him. The Rich Port LLC does not claim liability for any psychological trauma instilled during time of peering into the void of the Internet. If aesthetics cause neural hemorraghing refer to Page 3339 of the Manual of Neural Portal Operation. As always, remember, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even the Internet may die. Ia, Ia, the Internet, the Blind Idiot Womb that Birthed Reality. All Hail The Cacica. All Hail The Rich Port, LLC. ALL HAIL. AAAAAAAALLLLLLL HHHHAAAAIIIILLLL.

p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: Monika Khaalida, Esq
Nation: The Rich Port
Mailing Address: 101 Northsoutheastwest Boulevard, 00001, ZEA, The Rich Port
Products: So it's $184.43 times 184,000,000, so the total is going to be... $32,919,440,000, exactly.
Method of payment: ... Check please
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): P.O. box BL-42-ED

by **Chill beats LLC** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:53 am

The Rich Port wrote:(Image)

Ｈｉ，　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｊｕｓｔ　Ｍｏｎｉｋａ，　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｍｙ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　ｒａｄｉｏ　ｓｔａｔｉｏｎ　ｇｉｆｔ　ｓｈｏｐ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｔｉｒｅ　
２４ｔｈ　ｄｉｍｅｎｓｉｏｎ！ゟ化ー欧案　凹ん英しラ為コチ育押夜浦　雨...

I am Monika Khaalida, and I am the Cacica (pronounced Ka-see-ka) of the Conglomerated Business Concern of the Federal Diversified Holdings of The Rich Port. The word Cacica means "head" in the indigenous Taino language, and was always given to the supreme ruler of The Rich Port, regardless of their ethnicity and race. As the representative of over 18 billion citizens in the cosmos, I have many roles, not only as an administrator, but as a soldier, an educator, a caretaker, and, most importantly, as a patron of the arts. As it turns out, quite a large selection of Rich Portians are in love with ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ. As a compu- I mean as a Rich Portian I am also a great fanatic!

Therefore, on behalf of the senate and people of The Rich Port, and as a lover of ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ, not only has The Rich Port pledged a share in Chill Beats LLC, but it would also like to be it's biggest customer by initiating Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza! In this event, every single gubernatorial employee shall be given a Limited Edition gift pack of every single item purchasable in the Chill Beats storefront! The gift pack includes a Lifetime membership to Chill Beats radio, a sick hoody, and... More!

So, uh... Hang on... Gimme a sec... If it's... 184 million employees... Times...
Gimme a sec folks... Roll the credits!

*Shipping and handling not included as part of Protocol 619, also known as The ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓIntergubernatorial Promotional Lollapalooza. Government employees shall have amount equal to S&H of a single gift pack deducate from yearly salary. Do not leave GameBoy Advance unattended unless looking to have it stolen by your bitch cousin and then having him pretend for 10 years that it was his all along forcing you to commit violence against him. The Rich Port LLC does not claim liability for any psychological trauma instilled during time of peering into the void of the Internet. If aesthetics cause neural hemorraghing refer to Page 3339 of the Manual of Neural Portal Operation. As always, remember, that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even the Internet may die. Ia, Ia, the Internet, the Blind Idiot Womb that Birthed Reality. All Hail The Cacica. All Hail The Rich Port, LLC. ALL HAIL. AAAAAAAALLLLLLL HHHHAAAAIIIILLLL.

p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: Monika Khaalida, Esq
Nation: The Rich Port
Mailing Address: 101 Northsoutheastwest Boulevard, 00001, ZEA, The Rich Port
Products: So it's $184.43 times 184,000,000, so the total is going to be... $32,919,440,000, exactly.
Method of payment: ... Check please
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): P.O. box BL-42-ED

"Dudette, I'd like to personally thank you for your mega order, and for your extreme support of Chill Beats, LLC. You need anything ever, just say the word, man." -DJ Doug
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by **San Jamar** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:38 pm

A Royal Correspondence
From The Desk of His Royal Majesty, King Gabriel V
To: Whom it may concern at Chill Beats, LLC

Good day sir or madam, and also DJ Doug-
Attached to this letter you shall find the requisite forms completed so that every man, woman, and child in San Jamar may enjoy the chillest beats around provided by your limited liability corporation. It is my distinct pleasure to open up the Royal coffers to you in an effort not only to enjoy your music but to also ensure your economic viability in the near future. With my most recent decision and it's approval by the Parliament in San Jamar you are now a very wealthy fellow. I pray you are blessed with a great many profits, my good sir. Please, I beg of you, keep up the chill work!
SIGNED and AFFIXED the Royal Seal,
GABRIEL V

by **Chill beats LLC** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:08 pm

San Jamar wrote:
A Royal Correspondence
From The Desk of His Royal Majesty, King Gabriel V
To: Whom it may concern at Chill Beats, LLC

Good day sir or madam, and also DJ Doug-
Attached to this letter you shall find the requisite forms completed so that every man, woman, and child in San Jamar may enjoy the chillest beats around provided by your limited liability corporation. It is my distinct pleasure to open up the Royal coffers to you in an effort not only to enjoy your music but to also ensure your economic viability in the near future. With my most recent decision and it's approval by the Parliament in San Jamar you are now a very wealthy fellow. I pray you are blessed with a great many profits, my good sir. Please, I beg of you, keep up the chill work!
SIGNED and AFFIXED the Royal Seal,
GABRIEL V

by **Empirical Switzerland** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:34 pm

p u c h a s e f o r m
Name: Lord Bodie
Nation: Imperial Switzerland
Mailing Address: The Federal Palace, Bern, Switzerland.
Products: Obsession Sneakers, Full-Bloom Crewneck
Method of payment: USD
Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, instant conjouration): Doorstep

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