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by Almurta » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:32 am
@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie | ONLINE | Marnoo, Konagaderra ||
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In other news, apparently the I.S. Congress has voted to petition CODEN, the Coalition of Drug Exporting Nations, for full membership, and if accepted to begin aiding in funding the Coalition's yearly budget.
by New Visayan Islands » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:09 pm
@MindoroMan | ONLINE | Calapan, MR |
We apologize for missing out last week; internet connection went down due to unscheduled maintenance.
To make up for it, this week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:
- Mindoro Man challenges colleague to a duel over workplace bullying.
- Mindoro Man claims to be Jesus, caught selling marijuana without a license.
- Mindoro Woman high on speed initiates a car chase along the High Noon Run route.
- Axe-wielding Mindoro Woman shot by ex-boyfriend after claiming he "will never escape my love."
- Drugged Mindoro Man found with swastika carved on forehead.
- Mindoro Man fails to sabotage Ash Wednesday mass by replacing consecrated ash with cigarette smoke.
- Mindoro Man uses gym equipment completely naked.
- Mindoro Woman attacks cashier with bottle of water.
- Masked Mindoro Men raid sex shop, run off with products.
- Mindoro Teen celebrates Lunar New Year by aiming fireworks at neighbor's apartment.
by Almurta » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:05 am
@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie | ONLINE | Marnoo, Konagaderra |
@MindoroMan
Your government requires you to have a license to do business? Could be worse, I suppose. I imagine in Nifon anything other than praising Maki Kojiro and everything he does or says requires paperwork.
Hell, probably even that, if only so you can prove you've met your daily quota of ass-kissing, though you can't call it that or you will quite likely be arrested for deviancy.
Gotta' love them statist hellholes.
In any case, the last time some policeman found out I sell marijuana, all he did was ask if I was offering any specials.
by Stojam » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:55 am
@xGrindcorexPowerviolenceFan122x | ONLINE | -LOCATION- |
@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie You sell Marijuana and smoke too? If you do I suggest you should become Straight-Edge, it's better for your health.
by New Visayan Islands » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:17 am
@MindoroMan | ONLINE | Calapan, MR |
@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie: Not really; licensing was implemented at the behest of the Mindoro Marijuana Movement. Nothing ruins a Mindorite stoner's day more than smoking crap ganja. Besides, the province of Bohol is a lot worse: they only allow transshipment to Samar and Leyte coming from, say, Negros, and run land shipments from Tagbilaran to Talibon with armed police escorts to dissuade people from raiding shipments for drugs. Quite a few Mindoro Men (and fewer Mindoro Women, for that matter) found that out the hard way.
by Stojam » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:36 am
@xGrindcorexPowerviolenceFan122x | ONLINE | Burgas,Stojam |
@MindoroMan What is the percentage of pushers in your country and what do they smoke usually? I am curious and just want to know.
by New Visayan Islands » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:49 am
@MindoroMan | ONLINE | Calapan, MR |
@xGrindcorexPowerviolenceFan122x: Through data published in compliance with Mindorite Freedom of Information laws, pushers account for a total of 4% of the population of the Province of Mindoro, with marijuana being the smoked drug of choice. The most stringent licensing requirements are reserved for the likes of heroin, LSD, and MDMA, to name a few; recreational use of hard drugs was legalized in 2007. For reference, recreational marijuana use was legalized in 2002, with the recreational use of other soft drugs following suit in 2004.
by Stojam » Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:00 am
@xGrindcorexPowerviolenceFan122x | ONLINE | Burgas,Stojam |
@MindoroMan Any details on the drug dealing percentage/details?, also I've been using the wrong slang, pusher actually means a person who sells hard drugs but thanks for the details about addicts and smokers. I might use this for a drug awareness campaign me and my band are doing, I've been collecting data from various countries in the world for this.
by New Visayan Islands » Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:46 am
@MindoroMan | ONLINE | Calapan, MR |
@xGrindcorexPowerviolenceFan122x: The vast majority (70%) of drug dealers in Mindoro sell cannabis products--marijuana and hashish among them--with most of them (45%) dealing exclusively in cannabis. Dealers that do not sell cannabis typically sell other soft drugs, usually mushrooms or khat; by general consensus among recreational drug dealers, not a single drug dealer deals exclusively in hard drugs.
Note that this information only applies to the Province of Mindoro; data may vary in other provinces, including the prohibitionist Province of Bohol, where the black market in recreational drugs can only be extrapolated from data from the various law enforcement agencies of that province.
by Almurta » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:10 pm
@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie | ONLINE | Marnoo, Konagaderra |
@MindoroMan
You don't need lawyers and paperwork for that shit, man. I mean, to each their own, but you shouldn't invite government in unless you haven't got any other choices.
by New Aeyariss » Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:31 pm
@Max_Inoue | ONLINE | Minamitsuri |
@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie: You know nothing is more satisfying than looking at your whining. The level of hate Nifon receives is exactly what makes us sure that we are right.
But even better thing to do is laying here; knowing that due to rules our ancestors created we will be stable in the years to come. There are no alien cultures here, no people other than Nifonese on the Nifonese soil. And we breed. Our women, kept in proper places, give birth to countless offspring that will one day work for the glory of our country.
Meanwhile we will sit and observe how Almurta murders itself through low birth rate and is replaced by whichever culture decides to conquer it when you discover that assimilating the gaijin is far harder job than you think it is... And that gaijin-san does not think like you do, and values blood and soil far more than gadgets and personal freedom.
So enjoy your STD-ridden and faggy, unstable hole while you still can....
by Guadalupador » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:26 pm
@Sgt. Raymus Goidera | ONLINE | Tishimoyna, Federal Union of Guadalupador |
@Max Inoue
Are you still up for getting shot by me and seeing if your god deflects bullets? Still waiting on that, actor.
by New Aeyariss » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:49 am
@Max_Inoue | ONLINE | Minamitsuri |
@@Sgt. Raymus Goidera: You will get your chance soon enough when an entire horde of Cuscatlanis, Riysans, Carlosians, Inyurstans and Nifonese will return to finish the job we begun few years ago.
by Guadalupador » Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:55 am
@Sgt. Raymus Goidera | ONLINE | Tishimoyna, Federal Union of Guadalupador |
@Max Inoue
It’s a shame you won’t be coming then. I would’ve loved to make your corpse part of a defensive position as we hold off your horde. Let them come.
by Inyourfaceistan » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:09 am
@Rico Oroscota | ONLINE | Cordoba, Inyursta |
@Max Inoue;
Shhhh! Don't tell them our plan!
The longer they linger blind to the inherent truths behind Darwinian natural selection and conspecific competition, the more damage to themselves they do!
by AHSCA » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:54 am
@KALA | ONLINE | AHSCA |
Weather has been unbelievable! This is usually our wet season but it's terrific!
Glad I got a new swimsuit before I left. I guess I could go naked but I'm kinda shy for that X_X
by Greater Carloso » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:34 pm
@EstebánSantanderOfficial | ONLINE | Madrigal, Carloso |
Weather down here in Madrigal has been unusually cold for this time of year, with near record levels of snowfall across most of the country. Our brave men and women in the emergency services are working hard to make sure everyone is safe. Of course our diligent lads in Conquistador Security Solutions are out there in the thick of it as well, using our top-class snow ploughs to clear roadways from snow drifts and other debris. We'll have a press briefing around 11:00 am tomorrow morning on our recommendations for the coming week. Stay safe everyone and God bless!
by New Visayan Islands » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:33 pm
@MindoroMan | ONLINE | Calapan, MR |
This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:
- Mindoro Man, tired of wild animals in his yard, buys automatic grenade launcher.
- Mindoro Man forgets lock code, breaches own door with firecrackers left over from Lunar New Year.
- Mindoro Woman stockpiles drugs for High Noon Run.
- Mindoro Teen sent to principal's office over typo in research paper.
- Drunk Mindoro Man sent to hospital after using gunpowder instead of pepper in barbecue.
by Flardania » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:13 pm
@Dominique Luciano Cereza | ONLINE | Heiwa, Kirishima |
@Max_Inoue, I wouldn't be surprised should you Nifonese or better yet you Kupals break an agreement while finishing "the job" in Guadalupador. Show everyone how full of it and just how dishonorable you lot are!
by Guadalupador » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:09 pm
Simendosan Prince Andosh III consents to one-party state.-Principality of Simendosa- In his most recent address, Prince Andosh III of Simendosa threw his support and blessing behind the Sons and Daughters of Simendo Party in creating a one-party cabinet with no opposition. Following the address, the party renamed itself the Royalist-Simendo Party and declared that any parliamentary opposition was illegitimate. This angered many on the left in Simendosa, particularly in the Social Party, once the Principality's main left-wing party, now without any parliamentary seats. A few minor protests and demonstrations broke out within the city-state as thousands of demonstrators criticized the new party and Prince Andosh for stifling and putting an end to democratic principles within the country. The Federal Union criticized the move today as Grand Premier Marcos called on Prince Andosh to fight against authoritarianism and let political freedoms renew.
Simendosan Prime Minister Galisqa Seedran responded to the Guadalupadorian Grand Premier: "Simendosa is most definately a bastion of freedom and liberty, however our principles to fight the long-standing corruption within our country perpetrated by the National Party needs to take presidence at this time."
More coverage on this story on our website at: http://www.guadalupadornovosbriashe.gu/EN@GuadalupadorNovosBriasheEN | Federal Union of Guadalupador | COMMENT
by The Selkie » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:52 am
@University of Leuda, Press Department | ONLINE | City of Leuda, Free Lands of the Selkie |
In conjunction with the Merchant Guild of Leuda, it is our greatest pleasure to announce a new large research project, aiming at uncovering the reach of trade relations of the Selkie in the Early 18th Century. Fellow researchers of all walks of sciences are invited to participate in the research and uncovering a bit of their own country's history as well.
One of the starting points for this research is one of the best-documented Spring Festivals of that time, the Leuda Spring Festival of 1718, also known as the Merchants' Spring Festival.
I play PT, MT and a bit FT. I am into character-RPs.
by Guadalupador » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:28 pm
Unification Day celebrations hit record numbers across Guadalupador-Divouga, Guadalupador- Today all across the country, Dorians celebrated Unification Day with parades and demonstrations promoting pride for their country. On the 12th of March, 1893 the three states of the Dorian Tripartite Union, The Congressional Republic of Nosamo, Olahn, and the Republic of Enrico formally unified into the Federation of Guadalupador to fight as a united national front against the invading Seitran Empire.
This year marks 135 years of Guadalupador's existence and the celebrations are in full swing as thousands are celebrating in the streets. Many Guadaluapdorian nationalists are capitalizing on the holiday by holding demonstrations promoting pride in being a Dorian. The Grand Premier made a speech this morning urging Dorians to "stand firm, take action and keep the spirit of 1893 alive for the generations to come."
Celebrations also held among the Dorian diaspora within Kirishima, though much more muted as Guadalupadorian flags waved from every establishment in the Dorian Quarter in Heiwa. A Guadalupadorian nationalist rally and march was held as well in downtown Heiwa.
Within the Principality of Simendosa, Prince Andosh III commended the efforts of their cultural and ethnic brethren in the creation of Guadalupador and pledged many more years of friendship with the Federal Union on the basis of being Dorian states.
More coverage on this story on our website at: http://www.guadalupadornovosbriashe.gu/EN@GuadalupadorNovosBriasheEN | Federal Union of Guadalupador | COMMENT
by New Visayan Islands » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:59 pm
@MindoroMan | ONLINE | Calapan, MR |
This week on Mindoro Man's Bizarre Escapades:
- Mindoro Man arrested after admitting to have sabotaged barbeque.
- Naked Mindoro Man drives along the High Noon Run route.
- 66-year-old Mindoro Woman aims to be the oldest woman to complete the High Noon Run.
- Mindoro Teen sent to principal's office over prank involving men's room.
- Drunk Mindoro Man stabs boyfriend after screaming "you gave me herpes!"
by Krainin » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:31 pm
@Queen Alexis II | ONLINE | Seplan, Vestrad, Krainin |
@KALA: Don't mean to sound weird, and I know it will, but you look good in that swimsuit.
Multi-Million Dollar Military Jet Crashes, Killing PilotOn Friday, 9 March, 2018, a Krainin J-26 Spider crashed shortly after take off. The pilot, Lt Col. James Freedmon, died on impact. The cause of the crash is believed to be mostuire on the planes computer. All J-26's are grounded until the official investigation finishes. We'll try to keep you up to date with the information surrounding the crash in the near future.[u]@KraininNationalNews | Krainin | COMMENT
@(ret.) Lt. Carlos Estevez | ONLINE | Williamsburg, Ashos, Krainin |
My condolences for the family of the pilot.
@(ret.) Lt. Cdr. Danica Samson | ONLINE | Pakinsview, Ashos, Krainin |
I'll be praying for the family of the plane victim. I know how it feels to loose a family member. Sorry for you loss.
by Kuronami » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:20 pm
@Greater Kronor Trading Company (GKTC) | ONLINE | Caloris, Kuronami |
We are thrilled to be cooperating with @University of Leuda, Press Department in regards to the background research of their 1718 spring festival. GKTC was born from a merger of two trading companies in 1885, one of which back in 1718 was a fledgling family business of mariners that shipped goods from the newly formed Kuronami nation around the world.
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