Flat Earth Movement Growing

[Ism]

In congress no, but we have had people say the flood was real and so climate change will not happen because god promised he would not destroy the world.

I wonder what they will say about the North Pole now having temps of 27 degrees and all the ice sheet loss there and Greenland?

Wait a minute, 27 degrees is below freezing, which means the glaciers can’t be melting and, in fact, must be getting bigger.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Wait a minute, 27 degrees is below freezing, which means the glaciers can’t be melting and, in fact, must be getting bigger.

& before you dare say you meant Fahrenheit, I'll have you know that that system's fake! It was all invented by you know who: it even says it in the name, Far-on-the-right. You know who else is far on the right? Those bad people! Yeah, those guys. You know who I'm talking about.

Wait, are most flat earthers politically on the right or left? Not sure if this joke fits if it's the former.

[San Lumen]

Wait a minute, 27 degrees is below freezing, which means the glaciers can’t be melting and, in fact, must be getting bigger.

& before you dare say you meant Fahrenheit, I'll have you know that that system's fake! It was all invented by you know who: it even says it in the name, Far-on-the-right. You know who else is far on the right? Those bad people! Yeah, those guys. You know who I'm talking about.

Wait, are most flat earthers politically on the right or left? Not sure if this joke fits if it's the former.

I would assume the right

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[Shwe Tu Colony]

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I would assume the right[/quote]

Uh hold on lemme remake that joke in the event that you are correct.

& before you dare say you meant Fahrenheit, I'll have you know that that system's fake! It was all invented by you know who: it even says it in the name, Far-on-the-right. That's right, those folk on that accursed heretical side are trying to make a mockery of our flat earth genius! Why, I'd bet their lovers' chests are flatter than our planet!

[Larin]

Although i am a muslim, i believe that the earth is round, and the proof can be found in space by space travellers and NASA. And if the earth was really flat, all countries in the world would had the same timezone and the same day/night cycle

[Vassenor]

Although i am a muslim, i believe that the earth is round, and the proof can be found in space by space travellers and NASA. And if the earth was really flat, all countries in the world would had the same timezone and the same day/night cycle

Where exactly does Islamic scripture state the Earth is flat then to require you to add that qualifier?

[Larin]

Although i am a muslim, i believe that the earth is round, and the proof can be found in space by space travellers and NASA. And if the earth was really flat, all countries in the world would had the same timezone and the same day/night cycle

Where exactly does Islamic scripture state the Earth is flat then to require you to add that qualifier?

Idk but i say that automatically (although i am muslim, as a muslim), i know that there is no scripture saying that

[Jackania yugo]

Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.

[Albrenia]

Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.

We're talking about people who believe space is full of a fluid called Ether and that stars are holes in the roof of creation. I'm not sure logic works on them.

[Auze]

Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.

According to the Q&A of one, the Earth is not a planet

[Jackania yugo]

Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.

We're talking about people who believe space is full of a fluid called Ether and that stars are holes in the roof of creation. I'm not sure logic works on them.

Why do these people exist? Should we just launch them into space to give them evidence...while the ship is hurtling towards the sun.

[Sovaal]

Has anyone in Congress ever said they think the Earth is flat and doesn't rotate, dinosaurs dont exist, satellites aren't real, astronauts are actors, and gravity is a unproven theory?

In congress no, but we have had people say the flood was real and so climate change will not happen because god promised he would not destroy the world.

I mean there exist multiple psuedoscientific theories out there, doesn’t mean to believe one is to believe all.

[Katganistan]

I was thinking more of sending inspectors to make sure the schools that claimed to accept it actually did.

I don't know about America, but here in Canada there is a huge difference between what schools say they do and what they actually do.

I don't know about the rest of Canada, but in Alberta curriculum is set and approved by the province, and provincial achievement and diploma exams necessitate that teachers actually follow that curriculum; significant deviation would show in the publicly available results.

For instance, I was educated in the Catholic system and was never exposed to any creationist/FE conspiracy theory nonsense.

.......I don't know why they think the states that accepted common core don't actually use it. It's pretty obvious when you get a student that's moved from another state and is right up to speed....

Conspiracy theories?

[Katganistan]

Soon the Flat Earth Society shall be the largest society on the globe!

I love Sam and Max!

[Katganistan]

I should think that the connection to plate tectonics and earthquakes would make him very useful to the state government.

Its a a woman actually, Jess Phoenix. I really hope she wins. I dont think a vulcanologist has ever served in Congress.

I stand corrected. And yes, her expertise should make her useful.

[San Lumen]

We're talking about people who believe space is full of a fluid called Ether and that stars are holes in the roof of creation. I'm not sure logic works on them.

Why do these people exist? Should we just launch them into space to give them evidence...while the ship is hurtling towards the sun.

They would say its a hologram probably

[Jackania yugo]

Why do these people exist? Should we just launch them into space to give them evidence...while the ship is hurtling towards the sun.

They would say its a hologram probably

Not when they all melt and become one with the ship they are in before dying in a violent explosion.

[San Lumen]

They would say its a hologram probably

Not when they all melt and become one with the ship they are in before dying in a violent explosion.

Hopefully the entire mission would be recorded in a live stream but the Flat Earth people would say it was fake and those people didn't really burn up in the sun.

[Jackania yugo]

Not when they all melt and become one with the ship they are in before dying in a violent explosion.

Hopefully the entire mission would be recorded in a live stream but the Flat Earth people would say it was fake and those people didn't really burn up in the sun.

Well, who's up for some good old poltical manipulation, followed up with global one world authoritarian union and that's all topped off with mass genocide of the stupid.

[San Lumen]

Hopefully the entire mission would be recorded in a live stream but the Flat Earth people would say it was fake and those people didn't really burn up in the sun.

Well, who's up for some good old poltical manipulation, followed up with global one world authoritarian union and that's all topped off with mass genocide of the stupid.

I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?

[Xmara]

Well, who's up for some good old poltical manipulation, followed up with global one world authoritarian union and that's all topped off with mass genocide of the stupid.

I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?

Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords. /s

[San Lumen]

I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?

Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords.

Of Course. The Titanosaur at the Natural History Museum was made up by a bunch of scientists as is every other dinosaur. The bones were created in a factory and then a story made up about them. How someone can actually believe dinosaurs didn't exist is beyond insane.

[Xmara]

Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords.

Of Course. The Titanosaur at the Natural History Museum was made up by a bunch of scientists as is every other dinosaur. The bones were created in a factory and then a story made up about them. How someone can actually believe dinosaurs didn't exist is beyond insane.

I hope you realize I was joking.

[Jackania yugo]

I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?

Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords.

Well, time to open up the death cam-

*whisper whisper*

What's that, second impact? But then they would see us as weeabo-

*whisper whisper*

Ha ha ha.

*cocks gun*