Paradox Games VII: Vicky III - Vicky Meets The Blorg

[The Batavia]

Won a war against a four empire federation.

Got attacked by a different four empire federation.

This is discrimination, I am calling the Galactic UN.

ETA: At least this war is just on two fronts.

This is outragous, it's unfair.

[Dylar]

Won a war against a four empire federation.

Got attacked by a different four empire federation.

This is discrimination, I am calling the Galactic UN.

ETA: At least this war is just on two fronts.

This is outragous, it's unfair.

Take a seat, young Batavia

[Genivaria]

This is outragous, it's unfair.

Take a seat, young Batavia

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.

[Post War America]

Take a seat, young Batavia

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.

He was indeed much better when he turned into James Earl Jones.

[The Batavia]

Take a seat, young Batavia

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.

I don't like sand.

[Switzo-Polish Republic]

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.

I don't like sand.

*throws Batavia into a beach* Anyways, are canals worth the time in EU4? I'm thinking about building the Suez in my Mamluk game.

[Genivaria]

Gonna play a Commonwealth of Man game, gonna stomp some xenos.

[Dylar]

So, if I haven't played Stellaris, EU4, or CK2, am I still on the council, but am not granted the rank of Master?

[The Batavia]

I don't like sand.

*throws Batavia into a beach* Anyways, are canals worth the time in EU4? I'm thinking about building the Suez in my Mamluk game.

This is me right now

[Post War America]

So, if I haven't played Stellaris, EU4, or CK2, am I still on the council, but am not granted the rank of Master?

You're not on the council either.

[Dylar]

So, if I haven't played Stellaris, EU4, or CK2, am I still on the council, but am not granted the rank of Master?

You're not on the council either.

oh. *weeps in poor*

[Ifreann]

7 months until Titans.
With >400 fleet capacity I should be able to field three.
And as soon as I get Titans, I'm taking the Colossus ascension perk.

Had about enough of these motherfucking xenos in my motherfucking galaxy.

[Impaled Nazarene]

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

[Abserdia]

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

Not a fan of vanilla Ironman?

[Post War America]

7 months until Titans.
With >400 fleet capacity I should be able to field three.
And as soon as I get Titans, I'm taking the Colossus ascension perk.

Had about enough of these motherfucking xenos in my motherfucking galaxy.

I concur with this assessment, tho my fleet cap is considerably smaller.

[Impaled Nazarene]

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

Not a fan of vanilla Ironman?

My way of playing is something like this.
1. download game and hope settings are good
2. play a nation that i'm familiar with (usually Prussia/Germany) on the easiest difficulty
3. begin playing and try to bumble my way through a few years
4. fail miserably
5. get a tad bit better from experience or guides
6. play a few easiest campaigns as varying nations
7. download mods that improve the game in small ways (which disables achievements)
8. Play improved vanilla game
9. download major mods like RT56 and Kaiserreich
10. play however i want but since even the smallest mods are enabled achievements are disabled.

[Ifreann]

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

[Post War America]

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

It happens, Vanilla Ironman is all well and good, but disabling them entirely is not terrible.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Playing ironman is... frustrating.. but no where near as bad as XCOM ironman. Whats that, wanting to move your guy to the low wall on the roof? Nah he jumps off and runs into the open in front of a full unit of aliens with no cover because the ui freaked out and shifted the mouse cursor cuz fuck you commander.

[Post War America]

Playing ironman is... frustrating.. but no where near as bad as XCOM ironman. Whats that, wanting to move your guy to the low wall on the roof? Nah he jumps off and runs into the open in front of a full unit of aliens with no cover because the ui freaked out and shifted the mouse cursor cuz fuck you commander.

You say that like its funny. I lost a lot of good soldiers that way man.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Playing ironman is... frustrating.. but no where near as bad as XCOM ironman. Whats that, wanting to move your guy to the low wall on the roof? Nah he jumps off and runs into the open in front of a full unit of aliens with no cover because the ui freaked out and shifted the mouse cursor cuz fuck you commander.

You say that like its funny. I lost a lot of good soldiers that way man.

Exactly! Thats why ironman mode in xcom is evil.

Stellaris its not too bad, and i like going into it every now and then for achievements, but im going to just play some regular ones now with a few mods.

[Salus Maior]

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

I have like a couple and almost an 1000 hour playtime. Mostly because I almost never play vanilla.

[Lunas Legion]

You say that like its funny. I lost a lot of good soldiers that way man.

Exactly! Thats why ironman mode in xcom is evil.

Stellaris its not too bad, and i like going into it every now and then for achievements, but im going to just play some regular ones now with a few mods.

Pfft. Try Ironman XCOM but with the Long War mod. Now that is true pain.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Exactly! Thats why ironman mode in xcom is evil.

Stellaris its not too bad, and i like going into it every now and then for achievements, but im going to just play some regular ones now with a few mods.

Pfft. Try Ironman XCOM but with the Long War mod. Now that is true pain.

Im not a masochist.

[Ifreann]

Blitzkrieg bop!