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by Allied Sapients » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:13 pm
by Dolor Mortis » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:15 pm
by Bears Armed » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:32 am
Dolor Mortis wrote:"To alleviate the intercranial vessels."
by Imperial Polk County » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:42 am
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by Herby » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:56 am
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by Imperial Polk County » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:37 am
Allied Sapients wrote:The feathered lion alien stares at the talking car, fluffs their plumage in the equivalent of a confused gesture, and then climbs down from their seat, trots over, and stares some more.
"...are you an AI?" they ask, cautiously.
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by Skylus » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:08 am
by Imperial Polk County » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:56 am
by Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:50 am
Imperial Polk County wrote:Noticing Herby's continued silence, Drane raises an eyebrow. "Hmmm." He walks over and peers into the driver's side window. "Wonder if she's out of gas. You know, she...."
A sly grin slowly creeps across his face.
Drane approaches the port to get to the gas cap, tries to open it with his fingers, but is unable to do so. "Hey, Neville! My, umm, my friend here seems to be out of gas. Do you know how to get this gas cap open?" He looks down at the feathered lion's claws, ponders, but then shakes his head. Instead he looks to the Skylusian. "Ambassador... Madi, yes? Any chance I could borrow a long fingernail?"
by Imperial Polk County » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:47 am
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Steph re-enters the bar just in time to see the ugly rictus plastering the front of Drane's skull, and raises an eyebrow. As he approaches Herby's fuel cap, Steph sighs and drops her satchel on the nearest chair.
"Ya know, buddy, I've seen this movie before... and, well, let's say I'm a film critic."
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:She sheds her coat and drapes it over the back of the chair she just plopped her satchel on, and draws the CDSP-issued M37 from her rear waistband. She keeps her weapon arm straight at her side for the moment.
"It probably says something unflattering about my diplomatic skills that I keep havin' to haul out the hardware. But whatever. I'm gonna have to go ahead and object to whatever it is you're doing there, ambassador."
by Allied Sapients » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:46 am
by Imperial Polk County » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:55 am
by Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:00 am
Imperial Polk County wrote:Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Steph re-enters the bar just in time to see the ugly rictus plastering the front of Drane's skull, and raises an eyebrow. As he approaches Herby's fuel cap, Steph sighs and drops her satchel on the nearest chair.
"Ya know, buddy, I've seen this movie before... and, well, let's say I'm a film critic."
"No no, I'm just-- Oh, hey, Ambassador! Haven't seen you around in awhile, how have you been?"Sierra Lyricalia wrote:She sheds her coat and drapes it over the back of the chair she just plopped her satchel on, and draws the CDSP-issued M37 from her rear waistband. She keeps her weapon arm straight at her side for the moment.
"It probably says something unflattering about my diplomatic skills that I keep havin' to haul out the hardware. But whatever. I'm gonna have to go ahead and object to whatever it is you're doing there, ambassador."
Drane frowns for a moment, then smiles again. "What? Awww, I thought we were friends, Ambassador! Okay, okay--" he holds out his hands, then points at Steph's weapon "--I know you can't hurt me with your, umm, your 'hardware,' but you're right, in spite of the amount of hostility she and I have for each other right now, she's still a fine machine, and it would be a mortal sin to do anything to hurt her. That said...." He looks down at the car, then back at Steph. "Haven't you wondered what might happen if we gave her a shot of an energy drink or something like that? You know, the sugar-free kind, won't muck up her combustion engine."
by Herby » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:44 am
by Skylus » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:59 am
by Allied Sapients » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:22 am
by Whovian Tardisia » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:35 pm
Herby wrote:A computerized female voice (one that sounds just like Siri) emanates from Herby.
Software update in progress, 78 percent complete. Please wait for update to complete before administering a hazing or tarping.
Allied Sapients wrote:The alien made a surpised noise- something like a rather squeaky “chirr.” “What kind of an AI gets software updates in public?” they ask no one in particular. “Maybe we could decorate her, make her all pretty? I have little colored lights you can use.”
by Allied Sapients » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:59 pm
Whovian Tardisia wrote:Rupert's ears prick up at this. "One moment." he says, walking over to the as-yet-unidentified creature. "Are you seriously suggesting defiling a woman while she sleeps? Mechanical or not, I hardly think that's good manners!" He scolded.
by Wallenburg » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:54 pm
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