- "This ignorance of basic scientific facts cannot continue," declares college biology professor @@RANDOMNAME@@, who was grading science tests while waiting to speak. "Serin," putting the emphasis on the second syllable, "isn't even an amino acid; they obviously misspelled serine! Appoint me as @@NAME@@'s new Minister of Education, and I will ensure that scientific knowledge is put first! And while we're at it, we might as well get read of teaching fine arts and other things of no practical importance."
(decreases culture, increases scientific advancement)
@@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ need four PhDs each in chemistry and biology in order to graduate high school. - "That's not going to solve anything," claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, science teacher at @@CAPITAL@@'s First School for those with ADHD. "The curriculum is perfectly good, but the problem is that students don't pay attention to the teachers. Make me your new education minister, and students will focus on the teacher for every single second of classtime."
Clown costumes are the new teachers' uniforms. - "Look, I'm for basic scientific knowledge as much as the next guy, I guess," says four-star general who failed @@HIS@@ twelfth-grade science final @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is now looking over maps of the dictator's compound, "but what's more important is bringing this dictator to justice. I propose a full-out strike designed to end his cruel regime once and for all, complete with trial in an international court for @@HIS@@ crimes against @@HIS@@ people. Military first, science second. No wait, actually, we should probably improve our infrastructure. So science third. No wait, I forgot about our economy. Science eventually, how about that?"
(decreases scientific advancement and intelligence, increases defense and primitiveness)
The scientists of @@NAME@@'s military are struggling to fuel military transport vehicles without knowing what iso-octane is.